Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Selected Live Tweets from 1/11/15 Sister Wives Episode 2


Kody and Christine during happier times...
You know, I just gotta say one thing. I just love reading the Live Tweets from the Browns because it's the best way to see them, unscripted, without a director telling them "Move over here" or "Kody, you want to tone down your dancing a bit?"
 
Okay, so maybe we still aren't seeing the real family. But I'll tell ya one thing, that façade they hide behind is beginning to crack - a whole lot!!

We already know what a vindictive wretch Robyn can be, but isn't it rich when she tries to give out a passive-aggressive slap to the face to the Mistress of Passive Aggressive digs, Meri Brown!


Come on Robyn, are you that naïve to think Kody and Meri didn't know where they honeymooned? Just because YOU weren't there doesn't mean it didn't happen, Missy. So cute, indeed!
 
And of course, since Robyn was "married" to Kody when they filmed that episode in Wyoming with old friend Ken, she apparently feels she is qualified to let the audience know that Christine's feelings are certainly not shared by Robyn - firmly standing by her man Kody and his rather insensitive  LDS friend.

Oh and here goes Robyn, again. Can you just hear her condescending voice speaking of Christine like she's some kind of delicate flower? Let's just remember how "caring" Robyn has been towards Christine in the past...
 
Especially when Kody was rushing to the hospital because Christine was giving birth to Truely.  Kissing a married man, exchanging those hormones Kody likes to talk about...

So maybe I'm not buying the "concerned" sister wife act. Not this time around.


And I'm not surprised Robyn decided to hide out during that marshmallow war...that way she wouldn't have to clean up those messy, sticky, wet marshmallows!!!
 
Oh yeah, enough of the "so cute". We all know you really mean "SO STUPID" so you're not fooling anyone with the so cutes anymore!




Oh, oh.  I think Meri's leaked out that Kody is cray cray. Don't worry Meri. We already know he's got more than a few screws loose in that balding noggin of his!


C'mon Meri, fess up. You've been planning this since that road trip on the Mormon Trail a couple of seasons ago!


Wasn't that the point???? Get the kids messy and let their Mothers clean them up??

And of course, Meri as first wife, must give out her opinion on the great Kody/Christine fight of the year. And sure you love Christine...uh huh...


Okay, so we've heard from Robyn and Meri, what does Kody have to say about this new trip to Hades? If I didn't know better, I'd say ole Kody was gaslighting poor Christine, if you know what I mean!


It must be  comforting to Kody's wives that he was so, so compassionate in his dealings with Christine on this issue. I know his understanding gave me the warm fuzzies...NOT!!


Oh, and Kody, what chapter is this from the Husband's Guide to Sister Wives? I thought a plural husband was never to pit his wives against each other. Not very sporting, if you ask me!

Right on cue! Kody gets tired of "working" and needs to go, NOW.  I guess we should be glad he thanked the audience for watching...



Janelle, of course, tried to keep her tweets "positive", and, unlike her spiritual hubby...She's actually W O R K I N G  A  J O B !!



And if anyone is interested, the Lehi house is for sale! But don't be surprised if Kody demands a lot of moola for the privilege of owning their old homestead. After all, it is an ICONIC example of a plyg house, right?

Back to positive, Janelle continued to extol the virtues of Christine's mother, even though she left the AUB and Christine's father for life as a monogamist.

And this is as close to the Kody/Christine disagreement as Janelle will allow herself to get.



So what did Christine have to say about all of this?


Christine may be a little quirky, but she knows how to be succinct and to the point on Twitter!

Thanks Christine, and thank you for not blocking me like your sister wife Robyn did!*


 *Sorry I still can't let it go...

39 comments:

  1. I still wonder if Meri, Janelle & Christine has even watched Robyn/kody honeymoon special from years ago??? And If they haven't, then why should Christine HAVE to watch this episode? It's her choice, right?

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    1. I bet Robyn replays her dvd recording of her honeymoon special every night - whether it's her night with Kody or not.

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    2. Yes, she probably does !
      To reminisce when Kody's hair still covered his temples.

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  2. Oh my goodness! I was obsessed with Sisterwives Blog, and when it just stopped a year ago...it was hard. :) Don't know what inspired me to look it up again today, but I am so glad I found you! :D

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    1. I'm happy you're here! Welcome to My Living Room!

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    2. Thanks so much for the welcome! I think I'll have to come up with a fun name now and make myself at home. :)

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    3. I was obsessed with SWB too and just found you today again! Thanks for every post! I have been devouring this blog for over an hour now. Great job!

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  3. Janelle, Janelle, stop the "I had a last minute closing" nonsense.
    Last minute? So the lawyers (if there were any), title folks, bank reps, buyers, sellers were ALL called at the last minute?? Just stop !!!

    Unless by "closing" you meant the door to your very messy bedroom.

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    1. Yes! And, not only was it last minute, it didn't take very long, or it started very early. They were on the road at 10:30 a.m., which was 90 minutes later than planned. Janelle was the one who explained that in the episode, and she never mentioned that closing. At most, she could have been delivering keys to a tenant after a lease-signing.

      Also, this episode was within weeks of Maddie's graduation and move to college, all their celebrations, Dayton's surgery,and the TLC filming schedule. Although fitting a closing in that schedule would be very do-able, I don't believe that Janelle or any Brown could manage.

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    2. I wonder if Janelle isn't working in the realty office, just not as a realtor? Could she possibly be a broker or paper pusher in the office? I don't know what that would require. I'd like to believe Janelle is still working and hasn't turned into a bum like the rest of her family.

      All of the other adults should be working full time, especially since Robyn has a nanny they can share for the younger kids. Still not clear on what Kody does for a living.

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    3. I think Janelle is prone to alter the truth when it suits her.
      A little lie here, a little lie there...hoping no one notices.

      Her lying seems to be about what she doesn't say. Lies of omission.
      Like what really was her part in going after Kody way back?
      And when? Before or after her divorce?
      Or as you said, just what is her job at Magic Mona's office, if she really does work there, She has never elaborated on the position other than tweeting about giving keys to clients,.
      which shouldn't be too taxing a job. Or hardly a lucrative one.
      Maybe she is just letting Mona list her as staff for a fee.
      Interesting PR move, Mona, if that is the deal.

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    4. If she was showing houses, one would think that someone would've twitted about seeing Janelle at one by now.

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  4. I really can't wait to see what happens when the tlc train stops. Maybe a where are they now? Maddie handled the immaturity of her parents very well. Poor girl :(

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  5. Hope Kody is proud of all his Christine bashing on twitter. I'm sure her children appreciate this. Would he do this to Meri? What a D__K! It is obvious they are putting this out there to keep the show going. And he resents it.

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    1. Meri would kick his butt if he did. Funny how he is scared of pissing off the legal wife because they actually have legal connections.

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    2. Kody has gone overboard on being a 'star'. He has gotten so excited about having a TV show, than he has forgotten that his 'co-stars' are his family and should not be negatively discussed by him on tweets, message boards, and so forth. Plus, he doesn't care about Christine... she's supposed to be 'the fun one', and her feelings are impacting him seeing her in this manner. Therefore, she holds no interest for him. As for the children's feelings, he only considers that if it gives him a role on his show (such as attempting to connect with Maddie, or sobbing about her going away to school. She's not even the first girl to do that, Mariah is).

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  6. I want an apology from Christine for coordinating that terrible dance that she did last week with Kody and crew! The viewing public did not need to see 4 middle aged, overweight bumpkins shaking their rolls.

    On a serious note, whether or not Kody and Christine's fight was real, his tweets about it were very insensitive to the mother of 6 of his kids. CJ, I do know what you mean about Kody gaslighting Christine. It was like her feelings that she shouldn't be married to Kody pushed her to lash out about Ken when she was really mad about Kody's refusal to ever take her feelings into consideration. She also has a lot of un-resolved feelings about leaving their home in Utah. It should be very interesting to see what happens once her mom moves in with her, seeing as her mom obviously cannot stand Kody. My money has always been on Meri or Robyn eventually leaving after the show, but it just might be Christine.

    As for Meri, her body language during the couch interviews has been very telling this season. Her entire body is shifted away from the group. Even her hands are folded facing away from the rest of them. She no longer talks much in the interviews. She is so over it all. I hope one day she meets a nice, middle aged guy who has a decent haircut when she's hanging out on the strip and moves him into her house. Hey, it could happen.

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  7. I am glad that Maddie has gotten far enough away that Kody cannot chase her out onto roofs anymore in his quest to get her to spill her guts. She has shown that she is so over that bunch. She stated years ago that she would be going back to Utah as soon as she can. She did just that.

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  8. I have to take Christine's side on the Ken thing. She may have been tedious in her demands for an apology, but she does have a point. If Ken did tell Kody to dump three of his wives and come back to the church, Kody should have cut off his friendship with him. It's one thing to express disapproval of the polygamist lifestyle, but another to tell a guy to get rid of three of the wives. It is disrespectful to Kody's children. He's kind of saying they don't count either. What kind of "friend" is that? And for Robyn to say he's a good guy -she's always enjoyed being around him - something like that...Really? She would be one of the dumped wives. He was talking about you, Robyn, and you stick up for him on twitter. Ugh, these people have no self respect!

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    1. Ken was asked to be in the reunion episode, and, I expect, was asked to not hold back on his feelings about polygamy. I think he and Kody have reconnected as 'friends', and he did what all religious people do... encouraged a strayed lamb to come back to the fold. It is true that for Kody to come back to the fold, he has to leave his extra wives. Ken was only stating a fact. Kody was free to say 'not interested in coming back'. End of story. It's Christine that made it personal against HER.

      It's also plausible that Ken was 'joking' People make flip comments about running off on vacation or to live in some exotic location that would be totally unsuitable for their spouse, children, etc. That does not usually mean they want to leave their children, nor are they actually encouraging the other person in the conversation to do so. I can mention wanting a date with George Clooney, without actually meaning either one of us should cheat on our spouses. Should my husband be offended by a comment like this?

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    2. Kody live Tweeting and gaslighting Christine was despicable. In my opinion he is a text book sociopath.

      At this point Ken doesn't even matter. Christine is an emotionally abused wife who is also a religious zealot brainwashed from birth. Why would Kody ever show her that text to begin with? He probably enjoyed her reaction. For all we know Kody sent some kind of baiting text that precipitated Ken's "joking" response.

      I hope one day Christine gets deprogrammed and leaves this cult. (The AUB cult and the Kody cult.)

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  9. Kody's tweet throwing Christine under the bus shows just how low this family, particularly Kody, will go to create an interest in their show. Calling Christine petty was unfair, especially when you factor in the pettiness of Meri's tears of just because I only have one child, some think I am taking from them as she looks at Janelle and then there's Robyn's, well, if my children are not treated better they might chose to go live with their father. Meri and Robyn own petty and like CJ said, he only throws Christine under the bus. I don't know if it is because he really dislikes her or if it's that she doesn't care that when he and the other wives pick on her or are angry at her, her children feel an alienation of affection from not only the sperm donor and spare moms but the other children. Truly sees her mother and Kody fighting and Sol sees it, do you think Sol can separate Truely's mother's relationship with Kody from Truely's relationship with Kody? Additionally, the three women who are not in the fight have the privilege of doing Kody's bidding by trying to smooth things over. Robyn particularly likes that job: remember when Meri had the meltdown at Meriah's graduation and Robyn had to help Kody understand? Well, that power to be the link that connects one wife to Kody adds status to that wife in a way that having Kody pissed off at Christine takes away her value. I don't put it passed the idiot Browns to have staged the entire thing but it is sad that the children must witness this and face the consequences of being the child of the unfavored mother.

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  10. I was finally able to watch this episode last night. First things first, if TLC/Sister Wives and Puddle of Monkeys, if you think I believe that this group of yahoos walked into a Pawn Shop and asked for that kind of money and it was just handed over to them with the only collateral being some junk jewelry and $50 t-shirts well let's just say I got some ocean front property in a Las Vegas Cul-de-sac I'd like to sell ya! I also don't believe that Kodi and Meri didn't realize that was the motel they stayed in on their "honeymoon".

    What happened to Meri as the family "tooth fairy"? Did you forget that storyline from earlier episodes?

    Since Robyn's friend blew them off and Ken also blew them off, what did they do with their free time that day? BTW, I think it's hilarious that even their "friends" don't want to hang out with them. Of course, it could be because those people have jobs or something.

    Now, here's my take on the argument. I see Christine's side of feeling hurt. I see Ken's side even though if he was actually trying to save Kody's soul he probably should have made the effort in person instead of by text. I do not and cannot see Kody's side. He was a complete jerk on the show and even a jerkier jerk on Twitterland. All for a buck!!

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    1. Oh and btw, did anyone notice Ken's daughter's comment on Christine's tweet ?

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    2. I'll bite what was Ken's daughter's comment? I agree with the comments about the disfavored wife .Christine's Grandpa Rulon Allred said you should not discuss one wife with the others. He also said women should not have money or else they can escape -no I made up the second half of that sentence.I can read between the lines. Anyhow her AUB polyg crown is tarnished. I am sure the kids already know not to mess with the head of the house and we know they have seen the favorite wife thing polyg kids say makes childhood scary. I think they are trying to sell this as the worst case scenario when weknow some polyg women are beaten badly and in the case of Rebecca Kimbel had their kids taken away. Except for the part where he brought his testicles into the conversation you would have thought he was talking to his daughter . But hey,given Rosemary Williams claims maybe testicle talk is in for AUB Daddy/daughter talks.

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    3. Ken's daughter just commented that she loved her Dad on a Christine's tweet about how angry she was when Kody invited Ken to join the family vacation.

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  11. What is fascinating, well, more like frustrating, is that these plyg women who appear on the shows have chosen for their lifestyle to be up for scrutiny, And in the Browns case, they chose to live in Sin City where their MO is definitely an oddity. We have even seen the Brownies evolve in their fashion. Gone are the ridiculous long-sleeved T-shirts covered with too small, bulge-enhancing tank tops or pre-school baby doll ruffled numbers. Maybe they abandoned that look out of common sense since they are living in the high temp desert now, but at least they dress less cult-ish now.
    None of them should be, or should feign, surprise at any push back about their lifestyle.
    If Christine wants to continue to vilify any non-plyg for their opinions, she is going to be angry and miserably anxious the rest of her life.

    However, if Christine is in a constant state of angst *because* she is married to a dolt who does not value nor respect her, that is a whole different issue. And that is an issue that has no solutions except from within herself.
    All of them have signed on to be committed to a man who primarily married them for their ovaries and uterus. Or so they claim is their "religious" belief.
    Once the baby factories are closed by nature or by choice (hello, Sobbin)....they are stuck being tolerated like aging livestock.
    Uhh, what a life !!

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    1. On the flip side when no longer breeding what use is kody? Except a ticket to a fictitious planet. If his dancing skills are any indication your 4th night rotation with him would be more work than recreational.

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    2. True enough !!! . Kody, as a man, husband and father, is useless.
      Except that The Village Idiot and others like him get to bring in new breeders and start all over as long as their swimmers are active.

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  12. So if the house is for sale, what's the MLS#? Where is it listed?

    Come on Janelle, don't BS us. You're supposedly a Real Estate Professional, so you should know that if you want to sell the place, you LIST it.

    I call BS.

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    1. I checked Zillow, Trulia, and Realtor.com. Property is showing Not Listed/Not for Sale.

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    2. Dakota Justice,
      Thanks for the reconnaissance !! You're the best.

      Miss you here, stop in more often.

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  13. Jenelle talking about a woman crying about their female biology and using it as an excuse pisses me off. It can be said the exact same thing about her obesity!!!! PMS is real. Some woman have very painful periods that cause vomiting and intense pain.

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    1. And, let's just put it out there: if PMS is any kind of a storyline this next episode, they've officially run out of story. Seriously. Put a fork in it. They're done.

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  14. Where do I start in my criticism of Christine's behavior? I agree with many of the statements here that Christine and the rest of the Brown wives have been, and continue to be, victims of abuse--both from their shared spouse and the institutional abuse perpetrated by a faith system that sees women as second-class citizens. That said, though, Christine's diva-like behavior regarding Ken's statement and Kody's continuing view of Ken as a friend is way out of proportion. There's nothing Ken can do to harm Christine or any of the Brown family. Ken can't "rat them out" because they've done that to themselves. The Waddoups decision decriminalized their family structure, so as long as they're not defrauding the government by "bleeding the beast", the Browns are safe from legal persecution. The Brown family has chosen to use the First Amendment rights to get the judicial system off their backs, and it is that same First Amendment that affords Ken the right to criticize the Browns' lifestyle, based on theology, religious dogma, or any other criterion. When it comes to the Constitution and the rights it affords any individual or family, what's good for one should be good for all. If Christine wants to live her faith openly under the First Amendment, she's got to expect criticism from mainline LDS followers and anyone else who wants to spend time and breath disagreeing with her. The same right of free association that the Waddoups decision upholds for Christine, her husband, and her sister wives, gives Kody the right to choose his friends freely and without Christine's approval. Her diva behavior is unattractive, immature, and does nothing to strengthen her position on Kody's choice of friends.

    Kody could be more understanding, but after decades as one of his wives, his behavior shouldn't surprise Christine--or Meri, or Janelle, or Robyn. Kody is the man he has always been. If Christine wanted an empathetic, compassionate, or understanding spouse, she should have married someone else. As plyg "royalty", I'm fairly certain she had her pick of men with two wives.

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    1. You said everything that I was saying in my head!!

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  15. I am guessing that the Browns listed their Lehi home For Sale by Owner. They are probably marketing it privately within their church community in hopes they will get a quick taker and won't have to fork over any commission to a selling agent.

    So...does anyone else think the RV trip to meet a polygamist family outside their church group is a total repeat of last year. I am bored already, and they haven't even arrived yet.

    And the funding from the pawn shop (???) totally explains all the random flea market finds on MSWC over the past several months. So who is storing all this random inventory?

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  16. I want an apology from Christine for the many times she has been insensitive,, hell even RUDE about families who are monogamous... she regularly,, snorts and scoffs about how "BORING" monogamous people are.
    Of course "Little Miss Double Standards" would giggle and say how it was a JOKE.... hypocrite... she can dish it out but she sure can't take it.
    She is one of the rudest people and never holds back on insulting other peoples life choices yet she whines like a baby if someone makes an off the cuff remark about polygamy.
    Practise what you preach Christine!

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