Saturday, September 17, 2016

Vacation's Over, I'm Baaaaaacccckkkk!!! September 17th, 2016

Good Morning Everybody!!!
I'm baaaaacckk!!! Yep, I took a small summer vacay...ok a rather long summer vacay from everything that was remotely associated with Polygamy, the Browns, Utah, and Mormons.

Judging from a few minutes of skimming through Meri's Robyn's Janelle's Kody's and Christine's twitters, I didn't miss much.
So here's some of my thoughts from this summer...
On the Presidential race, I believe that Donald Trump actually is a Democratic operative whose main mission is to get Hillary Clinton elected.
A "high class" version of Myrtle Manor and Honey Boo Boo
On the TLC side, I was shocked and amazed to read that TLC has dipped it's mighty toes into the scripted drama pool with its series Too Close for Comfort....at least I think that's the name of the show. Anyway, I saw that Janelle plugged it. Does this signal the end of those cheesy "reality" shows TLC has become infamous for the past decade? Oops, my bad, the show's title is Too Close to Home!

The Summer Olympics were fun, except for that dumb Ryan Lochte escapade. Like, was it more obvious the dude got the hell out of Dodge before the Rio de Janiero authorities could arrest him? Although I had to chuckle a bit (okay, a LOT) when the local cops said they knew Lochte was lying because if the robbery had been real, the perps would done more than just stick a gun to the guy's forehead. They would have used it and would have stolen his watch, wallet, and cellphone, too,  thank you very much.
Kody and Krew practicing for his DWTS debut
Much to my dismay, Lochte is now on Dancing with the Stars. Well, at least DWTS didn't choose Kody Brown this season. Looks like a disgraced Olympic swimmer trumps (ha!) an aging, balding polygamist who is actually practicing monogamy with his 2nd legal wife Robyn. Ho hum....
And on the topic of monogamy, wouldn't it be sweet if the Court rules that for all intents and purposes, Kody proved his preference for monogamy when he divorced Meri to marry Robyn, and that he lives with Robyn in a monogamist marital relationship (hint: The Princess Ari-Ola and King Sol as proof of having marital sexual relations) and merely visits/interacts with his 3 other baby mamas and their offsprings only when necessary...usually for their show.

Well, that's all for now. I just wanted all of you to know I hadn't dropped off the edge of the Earth, not yet anyway!