Sunday, January 31, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Pre-GroundHog Day Edition for January 31st, 2016

Well, since my last edition, not much has been happening with our favorite polygamists, Kody and his Kodettes. Wait, let me clarify, nothing much has been happening on  TWITTER with the Kody Klan.

I suppose with the new little Princess occupying all of her Mommie and Daddy Dearest's time, the original three wives have been left on their own, to do whatever they please. Christine went back to her fainting couch, while Meri, most likely in response to the that ole' catfisher and her work of fiction/non-fiction (she seemed to be a bit confused in her Introduction) finally, FINALLY being published, and then promptly becoming available for free in all it's one hundred and fifty pages (that's 150 in case the ole' catfisher is reading this) "glory", Meri took to hiding out in her McMansion until it all blows over apparently.

Meri honey, never fear. It was a bunch of horribly written nothing. In the future, if someone asks you to take a selfie - whether dressed, or in the tub, or even eating a piece of fruit, please, please tell them to get a life and to shove their request where the sun don't shine, okay?

Isn't it ironic that "former" close family friend and rabid Robyn supporter JYD (that's My Living Room's loving nickname for her) found it necessary to tweet this? I suppose just ignoring the comments never crossed her mind, but for someone who has been all up in the Brown's stuff, including pictures with Robyn, appearing on the show, and maintaining Facebook groups on the topic of Sister Wives for the past five years or so, she leaves a lot of room calling another person obsessed and a loser, don't you agree?

C'mon, JYD. Be happy. You've hooked your wagon up with an obsessed catfisher, can't you be happy just to live and let live?

And did I mention the catfisher dedicated her one hundred fifty page pamphlet to JYD? Yep, she sure did...

'Nuff said...


Meanwhile, back at the cul-de-sac, the current Mrs. Kody Brown decided to change her Twitter background AND her profile picture. I really don't see the connection between a laughing Mongolian child and her camel with filling one's mind with faith rather than worry, but oh well...See what happens when you have an aimless woman with a newborn and a SuperNanny to take care of her kids and lots of time on her hands?



Meanwhile, Mrs. Kody Brown also took the time to tweet this message to her followers. Hm....does it seem Missy Brown is trying a bit too hard to portray herself as Mother of the Year? You can bet her McMansion IS the happiest McMansion in the cul-de-sac, hands down! The Original Three Sister Wives got the marks of Robyn's highheels on their backs to prove it!



All hail the legal Mrs. Kody Brown and BOW down to her magnificence! NOW or risk her stink-eye!!





Let's take a look at some of Meri's tweets. Mind you, she hasn't tweeted since January 19th, but boy oh boy, these are some interesting tweets!

Remember when she used to tweet those sweet nothings to Kody on his birthday? How she called him "lover"? Well, now she's all business. No more of that silly sappiness. Kind of sad, isn't it?




Call me silly, but I suppose her Sister Wives don't qualify as a fun group of humans. They're SISTER WIVES, dammit!! Who can't stand to share the same kitchen let alone live in the same McMansion with each other!





I wonder if Meri took this picture when she ventured to Disneyland with the catfisher last year? Funny how it was Meri's last tweet for January...hmmm....




Back at Jangle's household, she's just keeping it real. Tweets about food, her new dog, and a quick trip to Hoover Dam to get away for a day. Hmmmmm.....I wonder why she needed to get away? Oh wait, King Kody and his Kween Robyn....'nuff said.



Who would've thunk Jangle's eldest son loves to swig some aged scotch? In a bedroom? Next to a bed? With his Girlfriend? And a bottle of scotch? While waiting to party?? Oh my!!!

ps...Logan honey, the party is usually found in your pants, know what I mean?





Well thank's all for now, and remember: I Scour the Internet, so YOU can party with Punxsutawney Phil on Tuesday!!



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Saturday, January 16, 2016

I Scour The Internet: The Pre-MLK Holiday Edition for January 16th, 2016

Hey, it's a new year and the first 2016 edition of I Scour the Internet!

And unless you've been hiding under the same rock Kody and his Kodettes tend to use, Robyn "Fertile Myrtle" "Mommie Dearest" "The NEW Legal Mrs Kody Brown" pushed out baby girl Brownie from her nether regions to meet the waiting world.

The only question I have is, if the baby was born on January 10th, why did the Browns (that's Kody and Robyn y'all) wait 72 hours before announcing her birth?

Was it because the photographer had to be flown in special from People Magazine?

Did the film crew and producers demand the attention seeking super duo of Kody and his lovely wifey Robyn keep their traps shut and not go blabbing the brownies birth to their fans?

Or were they afraid that catfishing person might pop on over to the cul-de-sac to make a surprise visit to the McMansions (avoiding Meri's of course)?

Who knows for sure. But what's certain is when the adult Browns twitter activity suddenly disappeared or slowed down to a crawl with a retweet here and there, we the audience were savvy enough to realize something was up.

And think about it. How do we know that baby wasn't born 2 weeks earlier? A month earlier?

I want to see a birth certificate!

So while we wait (and wait and wait) for Kody and his Kween to fulfill my request, let's check out the latest tweets from those nutty Las Vegas polygamists...

First off, we have Robyn (that sly minx) fanning the flames surrounding the question of the Century, did baby Brown pop out yet?....






I mean, come on Mommie Dearest, do you really think baby girl Brown was ready to crawl into that Brown mess stinking up the cul-de-sac? She probably took a quick peep out, and said "Hell no! I'm staying in here!" dug in her tiny heels and refused to budge any further...

But sometimes Mother Nature (not to mention Mommie Dearest Robyn) takes over, and the rest becomes history...




Let's check out some tweets from the Original Three Sister Wives, shall we?

Almost Runaway Wife (and former legal wife) Meri tweeted this sweet picture to her followers:



No doubt SuperNanny Mindy was standing nearby to snatch little baby girl Brown from the clutches of that "Jezebel" Meri before she could contaminate the poor child with her not so awesome inability to distinguish between a real millionaire and a fake one.

A day later, Meri tweeted this delightful picture of a concoction King Sol created. Yep, King Sol's middle name isn't Kody for nothing!




And this just in, baby girl Brown's name is Areola Mae Brown!! OOPSY, my bad! Ariella Mae Brown!

Here's a link to the "exclusive" People Magazine article...

Sister Wives' Robyn Brown Reveals the Name of Her New Baby Daughter


I wonder how much Kody and his Kween got for that "exclusive" announcement? I'm sure the announcement of the baby's first poop and spit up can't be far behind...

Let's just skip over Kody's embarrassing pseudo-intellectual political retweetings. We get it. You're dumb, you like guns and you're ultra-conservative. Thank you.

You know all those embarrassing bad "gossip" sites that popped up recently on Google News? One of them had a glaring error. Janelle Brown was called Jangle Brown, and not corrected.

Well, Jangle Brown seems to fit Janelle so well, I've decided that Janelle will be known as "Jangle" Brown in both Living Rooms.

Yeah, I know it's petty, but that's just how I like to roll, know what I mean?

Jangle got hooked into Powerball fever this week...




I mean, do you blame her wanting to pick up a ticket or two (hundred)? Especially when you've got a deadbeat spiritual husband named Kody, who passed you over in order to make his 4th "wife" legal, and then promptly impregnated her with his eighteenth child.

A woman's got to do what she's got to do to remain financially stable during these...troubling times...right?

Last but certainly not least, Christine raised herself from her "fainting couch" long enough to tweet this acknowledgement to the photographer of Robyn's post delivery People Magazine article.



Isn't it amazing how good the Original Three Wives look? And Christine is looking especially happy in the photo.

Robyn, on the other hand looks oddly, less than enthused. Could it be Mommie Dearest wanted a photoshoot all to herself, and not include that pesty group of sisterwives?

Chin up, Robyn! Your sisterwives are looking good. Let them enjoy this moment, OK??

Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU can enjoy your three-day weekend!


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