Sunday, November 6, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Pre Election Day, Pre Veteran's Day Edition for November 7th, 2016


Surprise, surprise!

Unless you have been totally hiding under a rock (no doubt with the current Mrs. Kody Brown and her sisterwives), you should know TLC has formally announced Sister Wives has been renewed for another season.
Kody and his Kodypendents will be back on November 27th.
I don't know about you, but I simply can't wait!! I am sooooo excited.

And doesn't Kody look handsome?

What a guy!!

OK, enough with this fake fawning over these bozos. I am totally surprised TLC renewed Sister Wives (aka The Kody and Robyn Show) after last season's snoozefest, but it seems it will be business as usual for the show. Make sure you get your espresso fix before tuning in Sunday nights!

Of course the online tabloids have picked up on the "gossip" surrounding the show and storylines. Looks like some of the same old, same old...



Meri probably WISHES she was about to marry another man, but who knows what the future will bring. If you ask me (and I know you want to) I think maybe Meri eventually will  leave the Kody Khaos, but not while the TLC money train is still running.

And of course, don't forget about Mykelti's upcoming marriage...oh yeah, the producers are going to milk this storyline for all it is worth!




Mykelti and Christine not on the same page? I'm shocked, I tell you....SHOCKED!!

And just like in real life, Meri's unfortunate catfishing drama started to stink after 3 days back in 2015. But leave it to TLC to milk this stinky story for everything it's worth, and then some. Kody admitting he may have been responsible for Meri getting catfished? Really? I guess getting divorced, then marrying her sisterwife Robyn and quickly impregnating her could influence Meri to look elsewhere for attention...even if it was a stinky old catfish!



Hopefully these storylines (and more) will be enough to boost those pesty sagging ratings, don't you think?

Great. Wonderful. I'm excited for the new season. However, I still think Kody should marry wifey # 5 next season! We need another Robyn Twitter tantrum/meltdown soon and a new wife (even if "just for the show") would add just enough tension to send her into a tailspin.

Kody's next wife?

It's still not too late, TLC, if you're reading this. Just make the new wife a bimbo, I mean, working girl,  like that Anfisa lady on 90 Day Fiance, with her duck lips and that smile inspired by Batman's The Joker (complete with the ends of her mouth permanently turned upward by a Russian plastic surgeon no doubt). She would guarantee a Robyn  meltdown to end all meltdowns!!

I can see it now, Anfisa giving her new sisterwife Robyn pointers on how to wear Victoria's Secret - the right way!

Pulllleeeeeeezzze????








Back in the cul-de-sac, Jangle launched her newest endeavor...STRIVE by Janelle in September. I'm not quite sure what STRIVE stands for, but at least it's keeping one sisterwife busy and out of Kody's very thin hair.



Jangle also has kept her followers informed of the goings on of her six kids...

Who would've thunk Savanah was so much older now...


And of course there's Garrison, in the National Guard...



This is a rather unique way to communicate between two brothers, one in basic training, the other at the Air Force Academy...



Jangle also tweeted a picture of Gabe. Isn't it amazing he is now in high school...




As usual, Kody just retweets whatever he gets from his wives, but here's an instance where he actually wrote a comment on the tweet. Too bad he misspelled a word. Hey Kody, it's Game of THRONES!! (OK, put the blame on his not so smartphone I suppose)


While Jangle has started her STRIVE with Janelle program, Meri was not going to be left out...nope, not at all. Meri is now a Lularoe consultant. I wonder if this venture will last longer than LIV and MSWC?

But a Lularoe consultant? Remember these disastrous fashion looks?
Smile, Meri. SMILE!


What WAS she thinking ....

YIKES!!!

Here's a pic of Meri modeling some of her wares with her patented come hither look...


Maybe Lularoe is what she needs. Well, good luck in your new venture Meri! Let's just hope Kody and Robyn don't gobble up all your hard earned profits!

Yeppers, when the going gets rough, the tough gets themselves to the nearest sauna. Thank goodness there wasn't a banana hanging around!



















Look who was ushering at the Presidential Debate in Las Vegas!
























Here's Christine gettin' all jiggy with it...



Robyn doing what Robyn does best - highlighting her King Sol on his 5th birthday...




Something tells me Logan's going to be the next to get hitched...




Last but not least...raise of hands who thinks Nanny Mindy will be wife #5?





Can somebody please explain to me why Robyn requires a nanny with sisterwives and a bunch of teens available as free labor? And has Kody EVER tweeted/retweeted a picture of Truely on her birthday?

Well, that's all for now. And remember:  I Scour the Internet, so YOU can vote on  Tuesday, November 8th!!





73 comments:

  1. Monogamous Never MonotonousNovember 6, 2016 at 9:49 AM

    Here I am crawling out of work on a Sunday and I got a notify you posted again ������

    Huge smiles as I sit in the parking lot devouring your deft turn of phrases and perfect capture of Brown dissonance. Thank you so much for being a beacon of sanity wrapped in humor. Snarkers rejoice everywhere...our Jinx is back!

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  2. AH, CJ......GREAT job once again of picking through the best visual snark material for your living room guests. You are a star !!

    Only because Meri's piece was sooo amusing, have to start there !!
    You did pick her most memorable ensembles, however this "modeled" new one is fast vying for top billing. Could those blinding aqua flowers be any more, um..distracting (tacky?)
    Meri, for good sense sake, leave that look to the teens and tweens, or someone who wears the total look well. But extra points for matching the long cardigan to your hair color.
    CJ, yes, indeed....her "come hither" look is well honed.
    That may be the one lasting bit of residue she has kept from her attempts to seduce Sam the Sham w/selfies days.

    So far it looks like we will be seeing a new, rejuvenated Jangle who will be hitting the twitter keys with gusto. Good for her !!

    As for your speculation about Mindy, the Nanny, getting in line as #5...well why not ?? The kids know her, the wives know her, the fans know her, TlC no doubt has been cutting paychecks for her now and then when she is on, she obviously knows a thing or two more about makeup application than certainly three of the four Kody-babes even for a random selfie.....and Kody doesn't have to travel far for the "courtship" !! Yep, hand waving for Team Mindy !!!

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  3. Whoa! Where did Gabe come from? That is one HOT pic! Maybe the milkman left him?

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  4. Okay, so call me crazy, but honestly I still find Meri's LaRue outfit leaps and bounds above the family ceremony outfit. I think the outfit is a much better fit on her body (though I will admit, the flower pattern is a little distracting, and the sleeves of the jacket could cling a little less). But I don't know, all in all, it's far more flattering than the previous outfits. JMO.

    As far as the new season, if they actually focus on the bigger kids, and show the tension of Mariah's speech with Kody, Maddie's wedding/prep, Mykelti's engagement, and maybe sprinkle some Logan in there . . . I mean, if they focus on anything but Kody and the wives, it *might* be something to watch. Might.

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  5. You forget she also has a husband. Not just a nanny and sister wives and teens around for free labor. Of course the teens are not allowed to say no to the kids. Blah blah blah. The kids in adulthood have all rocked. All have been allowed to go to accredited colleges, date without an accountability partner, decide who to date without male interference and some have even chosen to serve our country.

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  6. I would love a 5th wife if only because the Browns insist that we have demonized Robyn unfairly. That it is us that have labeled her as an intruder and rather shiesty character and not say her own actions.I would be very interested to see if the viewers would take to a new girl. How would Robyn feel being the one getting the phone calls from the honeymoon?

    And could we really ever take the intelligence of a woman seriously who at this point post tv, post catfish, post throwing down of the creepy purity box, post ugly pony tail dates, post rock tower of shame would still think this is the place to find their path.


    Beyond that this show will devolve into just an endless parade of increasingly boring weddings. Like the remaining piles of Duggers as they wander down the isle and into the delivery room. And as the houses (and not single household in which this whole thing was sold to us on.) slowly empty of children there is less of the chaos that keeps this show ticking.

    I think in order to keep people on board you are right. There has to be another wife. Or one of these coming of age children has to opt to live the principal. Otherwise it is just a slow march to cancellation city.

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    1. ^ I wish I could "like" this comment ~ spot on dearie, spot on!

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  7. oh...the green dress. I think it's so much more that just "what was she thinking!?" but...W H Y didn't someone around her speak up and TELL her!?

    On that episode, moments before the green dress was revealed as the great last minute find she was telling that poor girl who was so lost making a brown nightmare from upholstery fabric (!!!) That she had to have a dress that covered and hid her hips/stomach/thigh region. And then she walks out in the green nightmare declaring it perfect when it didn't just hug her hips but in its shiny satin glory it drew all attention to her midsection from far far away. If she went shopping with "friends" why oh why didn't anyone tell her the truth?

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    1. Heh, maybe the other dress options for her that were even worse than the shiny green sausage casing she wore and she looked better in this one than all of the other options? And, that's a sobering thought. LOL

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    2. maybe the other dress options for her that were even worse than the shiny green sausage casing she wore and she looked better in this one than all of the other options?

      Actually Meri did model another choice that was very complimentary but she chose the vivid chartreuse way too small satiny mess instead. I think the dress was purchased in advance because Mariah wore a matching ribbon at the commitment ceremony.

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    3. I wonder if the reason nobody told her was either ONE - a lot of them were all too happy to let her make a fool of herself. And/or TWO - she's made herself so unapproachable (the book covered plenty of instances where she either consciously or subconsciously, was a bit of a mean girl), that nobody felt comfortable enough to deal with her defensive butt, if they pointed out anything with her?

      Who knows . . . but the fact that NO ONE said anything is either because they don't care about her, and/or they were scared of her reaction. Either way, goes to show things aren't going well in that family :/

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  8. I agree, Roslyn !
    And we all said it back then....where were her friends/harem mates/daughters/anybody? SOMEBODY should have had the kindness to walk her to a mirror and point out the obvious!!
    But maybe that is the ugly point...NOBODY did !!

    Also thinking back to her turquoise "bandage" dress which she partnered with calf high leggings. That too was a study in bizarre fashion sense.

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  9. Thanks CJ for your wonderful blog post. I have missed your comments. They just make my day. Love the snark. I will not be watching the show but I will be reading this blog. I cannot believe that TLC gave them another season. What lies will they tell. I wonder if TLC will show Maddie's wedding this season and give them yet another season with Mykelti's wedding. This is all they have going for them. TLC must be struggling to find new shows. Why continue to keep this train wreck of a show. As long as that TLC paycheck keeps coming, the longer Kody can just lay on the sofa and hop from house to house. IMHO these women are nothing like the "be inspired" t-shirt slogans they wear. They are not strong, amazing and brave women their rabid fans think that they are. They are mental. Why do their fans not see what we see on tv. They do what they have to do in order to keep those TLC checks. Even kiss each other's ass and smile while doing it. No thanks, I would rather watch paint dry.




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    1. " these women are nothing like the "be inspired" t-shirt slogans they wear. They are not strong, amazing and brave women their rabid fans think that they are."

      Sewcrafty 27,
      So, so true !!
      These women are chattel tied and devoted to TLC money now.
      Since it is evident from the last two seasons that Meri being replaced as legal wife, and had consequently and sadly effectively having blown her mage as the "leader" of the harem, she is now irrelevant.

      And while Janelle/Jangle is once again looking for a pot of gold via a fitness venture, she will never be anything more than the "good friend" wife of Kody. And really, how interesting can that ever be, and that her six children will systematically graduate from high school and either go to college or get married? These are just not earth shattering or unique happenings!

      Christine's house is also emptying out, except for Truely.
      Is her mother still in residence there to help out? With what?
      Sobbin has full time, inhouse childcare. Doubtful that the Junk Closet is a viable project anymore. And even if it is, Sobbin is just too fragile to put in the time. (rolling eyes)

      To your point, Sewcrafty, these women are not strong, inspiring or admirable!!!

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  10. MrSpock thinks that is a good picture of Christine---she looks younger and perkier in comfortable clothes and no make-up.

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  11. Okay, random thought here - but did Mindy's selfie post about her and Sol's birthday, mean that she was working on her birthday? Or is it nothing more than her "happening" to hang out with her "roommate" Sol?? Surely, somebody could have watched Sol (like, I don't know, Robyn?), so Mindy could have a day off . . . unless she's training for 5th wife duty.

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    1. I took it to mean they have the same birth date.

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  12. No, no, no.
    Kody needs to marry a sweet, young, innocent, and gorgeous virgin. Yep.

    Someone sweet and quiet.

    The kind that you love to hate and hate to love.

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    1. He alreay had two virginal wives (Meri and Christine) and look how that turned out. Meri tried to run away and Christine looks like she is happy pills. I don't think throwing another virgin at him would be the right thing to do. He'll only damage her and her future.

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  13. I don't want to see a 5th wife - only because I think the kids get shortchanged as it is, with 4 wives. They barely know their Dad and vice-ersa as it is. Do they really need to see him even fewer times per month?

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  14. I also think that Meri's new outfits a huge step up for her. Much more modern flattering. I also agree that the black dress for the commitment thing would have been better. Although, the green dress looked better on her at the party when she had on her Spanx or something then in that photo.

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  15. Since no one has mentioned it, I would like to tell you a little about Lularoe and how it works. It is a HUGE pyramid company originating in Plyg country, Utah. It is actually LDS owned but a lot of consultants are plygs. You have to be sponsored by another rep to get in, and that was Meri's sister in Lehi. She had an event this summer and got people to come buy these ghastly polyester one size fits all clothes. That outfit Meri has on is over 100$. It costs a new consultant about 6200$ to "launch". There is very little info online about the products or where they are made or the poor quality. They sell everything on FB parties or pop up shops. It is another racket and I will be anxious to hear if she says Lularoe on air.

    Roe

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    1. I don't see these outfits walking in New York Fashion Week. Meri is no fashionista. These outfits are not very flattering. I would not buy them if they were at the dollar stores.

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    2. It's weird. It's like beanie babies and "unicorn" exclusive prints. And then if a consultant gets a rare print, she makes you buy something else with it, to obtain it. I got sucked in for a minute...well 2 months. I bought 4 Randy baseball tees. Same size. Each one fits very differently, fabrics are all different. Very unpredictable. The consultants market it as you can have so many different looks. A tight shirt, a loose shirt, a long shirt etc...yea, not my style. And the leggings are very soft but must be hand washed, inside out or they will shrink to an infant size and pill.

      However, you do see woman, mostly chubby woman, in Utah wearing these outfits everywhere. You can wear a too big skirt as a scarf or a belt....wtf.....

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    3. Your description of LuLaRoe is amusing lol. I once overheard someone giving a mini master class on how to coordinate prints.

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    4. Roe your description of LuLaRoe and Meri jumping into it cracks me up. I'm clueless how these schemer type party businesses work. I've always avoided them and just shop in stores. When you were mentioning the "rare prints", it made me remember about 10 years ago when Vera Bradley first became hot. But somehow it sounds like this outfit is no Vera Bradley.

      Do they really tell you to use an ill-fitting skirt as a belt or scarf? I guess Meri will never learn will she? You'd think age would give her a little wisdom about what she wastes her time on. What happened with her going back to college? Oh well, to each their own.

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  16. And wouldn't you think that after selling the Green Goo, holding demonstrations at her house which provided the opportunity for the catfisher to gain initial access to observe Meri in the first place, Meri would not want to go a similar "show and tell" selling" route again.
    Pyramid scheme success has to rely on getting new sellers as well as buyers. Seems like she would have to hawk Lularoe on FB or the show if she intends to make money.

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    1. Well, the way I see it, with Lularoe she hasn't used her McMansion as a venue yet, and let's hope she's learned her lesson just how dangerous that was with her LIV adventure with Sam the Sham. Facebook group and popup in other people's homes with people who have been vetted (I believe she mentioned this in a tweet) - maybe someone is advising her (and the rest of the krew) how to safely engage with the unknown public at a respectful distance. So far I think she's doing it right this time...I hope!

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    2. Inside info here, believe or not, her first party was in Lehi and a friend of hers posted on IG. Meri got a lot of hate, the company did as well for allowing that consultant to pander a known plyg for LR. I hope she doesn't get screwed but she is working the LR party line hard. Yes, she looks better than ever, but with Meri you never know. I still think this is a very, very shady company which is why it works for the Brown's. This is the exact company Trump will tax the crap out of for having their merch made overseas and shipped back in. Ask a LR consultant why that is and they all give you a stock answer, "LR wants to help poor countries"....how about setting up textile factories here Deanna CEO of LR and paying a fair and decent wage for your polyester crap clothing.

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    3. I thought her 1st party was with her sister unless this was one she didn't advertise on twitter.

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  17. Pretty soon it will just be the Kody and Robyn show. Meri has no kids at home, Janelle is down to 2, Christine is down to 4 and of course the Queen has 5 still at home. They are really boring people. I hope Meri finds someone to build her life with and that she will be happy. I think Janelle doesn't care if she is alone and Christine will never be fulfilled with all the hurt Kody has dished out to her. Just for giggles it would be nice if Kody started shopping for replacements. Then Robyn would have a major meltdown.

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  18. Check out the latest Life&Style issue. It fat-shames Robyn. Well, at least reports that Kody does.

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  19. It's clear that Kody is no respecter of women. If he was he would not view and treat them as chattels and see them only as objects to manipulate, while placing their only value on their abilities to satisfy him. By fat shamming his wives and by infered extension his children and audience members, Kody has shown great disrespect for those who should be of utmost importance in his life. Not only is the man mean, but also patently unwise and a totes fool's fool.

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  20. I have missed you all sooooo much... as boring as the Browns are, I'm thrilled to be back in the living room with you all!!!

    Side note, did anyone follow Escaping Polygamy? I loved it... it know it is scripted and staged and whatever, but knowing a little bit about the Kingston's and exactly how brutal the group can be (to both its own members and to outsiders alike) I give the girl's on the show a ton of credit.

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    1. @Hagar's Harem: I watched "Escaping Polygamy" and loved it! Like you, I admire those girls. Scripted and staged or not, I do think it showed a much more accurate picture of fundamental LDS polygamy and its seamy underbelly than any of the other shows. And it's edifying to see the success those young women have had and the lovely lives they are building for themselves and their families. I wonder what happened to Fred Kingston, though. I hope he got the medical attention he needed and is being cared for properly.

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    2. Hager's Harem,

      Great to see you too !!! :))

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    3. I watched "Escaping Polygamy" also and really enjoyed. I wished CJ had covered the episodes and that we'd discussed them here. It would have been a nice break from all of the Brown's nonsense. The young women from E.P. are maturing into beautiful, responsible people.

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  21. So, are any of the "Robin speaks to divorce lawyer" online news sites valid? Just wondering as I read them on Google news.

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    1. It's just a ploy to pull in viewers. Every season there's hint of possible drama/divorce/wife leaving etc.... judt before the new season starts. This particular rumor contradict everything else out there ab the wives (kody favors robyn and always has)... the only way it's true is if robyn "legally divorces" kody but stays in the family to show that "legal marriage " means nothing to them.. just like the other "wives " who aren't legally married. Beside, what are robyn real options without kody... she'd be an unemployed failed jewelry maker with 5 kids, 2 baby daddies and 2 divorces..

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    2. Heh, I wonder what chaos would ensue if Kody divorced Robyn and didn't legally marry any of the wives. LOL Would there be cat-fighting in the cul-de-sac over who could drag Kody to the altar? Would they not care (as they say they don't) about legal marriage and let him get away without legally marrying any of them? Would they all give Janelle and Christine a chance at being the legal-wife?

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  22. Kendra Pollard.
    Is she a real person?
    If so, and if she is constantly leaking info to the tabloids, why does the family keep her around?

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    1. She is a creepy Brown family superfan but the family dropped her when the Catfish stuff came out. She used to be friendly with Meri's guy Sam but once she found out he was actually a smelly catfish all her social media profiles got hacked. Meri's twitter trolls hired a Private Investigator who determined the identity of the catfish and posted a taped interview with Kendra on youtube. At the end of part two, Kendra calls "Lindsay" on camera who swears up and down that Meri is engaged from a guy from Hawaii and has the texts to prove it so I guess it was her and not Kendra that planted that story.
      Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtNgy0KnDw
      Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJQG676629Y

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    2. She is a creepy Brown family superfan
      True 'dat...

      ...but the family dropped her when the Catfish stuff came out. Yeah, and after she did all that advance work for Robyn snooping out who that guy Meri was tweeting around with...pity...

      but once she found out he was actually a smelly catfish all her social media profiles got hacked.
      Unfortunately not true. Whenever Robyn's former business partner and former rottweiler shows off errant behavior on social media, her excuse is always ALWAYS she was hacked. After a couple of years of this kind of behavior, it gets old to everyone except JYD.

      ...Kendra calls "Lindsay"
      Got her on speed dial I bet...

      When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
      And Robyn called this woman a friend...'nuff said.

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    3. Well, I'm baking bread today...so I have lots of down time while it rises and yup...I watched both of those videos. Honestly...I don't think the world will ever fully know what to believe. I think there are just too many people way too involved with this bizarre melodrama.

      AND...I play an online video game with a person from Australia...we have become good friends and chat a lot, my husband also plays an online game with a different person from Australia and I have heard plenty of Australian accents in the past few years. THAT is NOT an Australian accent...not even close. One thing you learn quickly about Australians is that they use a lot of their own type of slang within their language and NOT one word she spoke was Australian slang. She can only get an essence of Australian in her wordage on very few words, their accent comes out strongest with vowels and she misses most marks. Fakeity Fakeity Fake.

      And the JYD!? I think she just wants to somehow be in the spotlight...I mean come ON...if you are involved with online BS and are being accused of all this stuff wouldn't you save things to prove yourself as truthful?? She is just way to nonchalant about "oh...I think I saved that" and "oh...I didn't know you shouldn't click on links people send" to be living in this day and age in an online world. DUH!? Her whole "I'm going to be keeping this line open until I catch her up" and then switching into how much she admires the intelligence of a complete nut case. Stockholm Syndrome maybe? She comes off as nuts as everyone else in my humble opinion.

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  23. Does anyone know if Mindy Jessop wants to marry into polygamy? She's in her 30's and has been involved with the family for so long, I'm wondering if this would be an easy "next step" for Kody (not easy for ladies I imagine). It already seems as if she is a sisterwife already just without bedding Kody. In fact, she appears to take care of the kids and connects more them than the other sisterwives at this point.

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    1. Kody has actually referred on the show to Mindy as "Our Neice" so I highly doubt they would ever even consider hooking up. Robyn and the other wives would never allow it and if Robyn doesn't want it then it isn't happening. I wonder what would have happened if Kody met Mindy before Robyn? Oh and yeah, Mindy seems to connect really well with the other wives but that is because she isn't competition. If she became another wife that connection would die.

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    2. Mindy is Robyn's step niece so I can totally see Kody making her a 5th wife being that he married his step-sister Janelle who was also his wife Meri's ex-sister-law.

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    3. Technically she is his step-sister but come on, their parents got together after Kody and Janelle became an item. It isn't like they were raised as siblings or anything. Also, marrying your ex-sister-in law is weird, I agree, but a heck of a lot different then marrying someone you consider your niece. Kody will never add more wives unless all his other wives leave him first.

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    4. "Kody will never add more wives unless all his other wives leave him first."

      Hmmm.....maybe, maybe not....
      Maybe he would if TPTB said, "Kody, your ratings are tanking, we are going to pull the show!" It's all over unless you, Kody, bring on a new bedmate for ratings, just like you agreed and did to get the show in the first place.

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    5. He would pretend he was disgusted and shut down the questioning like he does everytime anyone asks an interesting question....he deflects deflects deflects....someone ask him how he can afford a rolly when his wives struggle to put butter on the table ?!?

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  24. One comment about the JYD and saying with things until she catches S/He catfish. Heck, I did that last week! I happened over to catfish's site where S/he mentioned that S/he ran the Chicago Marathon. Sure enough, there's a website that lists all of the participants in the CM, even those who didn't finish or were disqualified. Is there a Sam C. listed? Heck, no! Proof S/he is a phony

    -Brown is the color of You know what

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  25. Maddie is pregnant. I guess going back to college is not an option in the foreseeable future....

    http://people.com/babies/sister-wives-maddie-brown-brush-pregnant-exclusive/?xid=socialflow_twitter_peoplemag

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  26. I wish Maddie and Caleb well, I really do. However, I've been teaching college since the Bill Clinton administration and in my experience, women who "take a break" for their wedding almost never return to finish their degrees. Those who start their family right away are even scarcer on campus. Maddie may have to wait till her children are grown and gone before coming back to finish her degree. Sad, because she seemed like a bright girl with lots of potential. And even though wife-and-motherhood are very noble professions that require smarts and skills, I can't help but think Maddie should get her education while she can. Sigh.

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    1. Agreed. She has little clue as to just how demanding motherhood can be (I am a new mother myself and this becoming a parent thing is no joke!). Add that to college and very few are able to do it. So glad I finished college before it was baby making time. I personally don't think I could have juggled both and kept my sanity! It is such a shame because I foresee many of the Brown children (especially the girls) forgoing college in order to get married/start families. Luckily Logan dodged that bullet. Though I don't personally feel he has not dated enough but his girlfriend seems level headed and a good catch. Has he graduated yet? Have I heard them (Logan and Michelle) mention grad school or is my mind making that up?

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    2. That is suppose to say:
      Though I personally feel he has not dated enough...

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    3. I wonder if on some level Maddie is trying to create the "ideal" family she feels she didn't have. Jangle's kids especially have always seemed distant and sometimes even challenging towards their father.

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    4. Michelle's social media indicates she is in grad school currently. I don't believe Logan is graduated yet but he has also mentioned grad school on the show

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    5. I think we all knew Maddie would become pregnant sooner than later. Her saying she wanted to become a Judge was a dream. Some things we all say when we dream big. Getting married and having babies is all she knows. Its comfort to her, and feels familiar to her. Shes going to be a stay at home mom. Period. And there is nothing wrong in that, I think we, as viewers saw more potential in her. Sometimes kids turn into their parents. And shes not going to stop at just one. Im most shocked at Mariahs transformation. Its exciting to see how far shes came along.

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  27. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow bloggers!

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    1. Thank you, MrSpock!! Happy Thanksgiving !!

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    2. Thank you, MrSpock!
      Thanksgiving Wishes to you too and all !!

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    3. Thank you all for the Thanksgiving wishes, I am thankful for CJ, this blog, and all of you!!

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  28. Everyone on this blog is so wrong about kody. I think he is an amazing father and husband. Did you all forget about the time that he climbed the ladder in the middle of the could de sac and strung those lights? I don't know about you but my man has never done that for me!! Did you forget about the time when they built the boat for the cardboard race?? Him and wives and kids all working together! What about the time in Hawaii how he told the wives how they and the children could eat pork at the luau even though he wasn't going to as a matter of firm belief in Godly principals? That was pretty flexible and open minded of him. The list goes on and on. I think they are a strong family with many years of happiness in their future.

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    1. Are we watching the same show?! My hubby wouldn't have had the time to hang the lights, but he would have hired some to take care of it, bc he provides for us, and that includes paying for things he can do (yard work, etc) so he can spend time with us when he is not working. Kody pouted and had a temper tantrum during the boat race, he took an activity that should have been quality time for only him and Gabe and turned it into an opportunity to pit the family and wives against each other (like he did with the caramels at Christmas.) It would have been nicer if he had worked only with the children that wanted to build the boat and not create tension by pitting the wives against each other. They ate pork at the breakfast place and he didn't notice, I think he is pretending he has an issue with pork to create manufactured drama for the show. My parents are strict vegetarians for religious reasons but we grew up eating meat until we were old enough to understand the situation and make a decision for ourselves. My parents explained the value of an education to us from an early age, and when University got so tough and stressful, (which it does) my father made sure we had the opportunity to fully disengage from our studies during the breaks by taking us on relaxing trips somewhere hot and fun. A further display of how my parents education provided a comfortable life for us and how obtaining an education for ourselves would ensure we continue to keep that level of comfort. (And when we went to Hawaii, it looked a lot better from where we stayed than where the Browns did.) And before you call me spoilt which I am not, I want you to know I had to pay for my own tuition, board and books, but from an early age I was encouraged to study, work hard and particpate in a variety of activities to make sure I would have access to scholarships, while balancing a part time job to build my resume and volunteering commitments. My Brother has completed his Phd, funded completely buy scholarships and grants, my parents encourage him to use his own spending money to buy a car and set up a retirement account, (the only 19 year old with one I'm sure.) I could go on and on about how the Brown haven't displayed even one one hundredth of the wisdom and care for thier children and family the way my parents did and the way my husband and I contiune to do so for our kids. Showing your child your ability to plan poorly (stringing lights in the middle of the night, not having a plan to build a boat, not adhering to a set schedule when traveling with another family) shows a lack of respect, forethought and care. It also shows a tremedous amount of selfishness and a lack of maturity. When you grow up in an environment that enourages the easy way out (paperplates, declaring bankruptcy for example) leads to children taking the easy way out quiting college when it gets too tough, swithcing to an easier major, getting married and having a baby (because it's fun) instead of working on your self first and making sure you put yourself in a position where you are able to tkae care of a baby....I could go on and on....people are not wrong about Kody on this blog Robyn you are.

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    2. Well said, Anon 7:45AM !! I totally agree. A man who has 4 wives and 18 children should NOT be taking stupid chances hanging those lights in the cul-de-sac. BUT, common sense does seem to evade Mr Brown a lot. Don't forget he was using an upside down white pail to stand on, while attaching said lights to the houses. Kody positioned the pail on a friggin' ledge for goodness sakes. If he had fallen he would have been seriously injured if not killed.

      And let's not forget Kody's parenting skill while the wives were away in San Francisco. Poor Truely. Mykelti and Aspyn tried to tell Kody something was wrong with her, but Kody simply felt her, declared she didn't feel like she had a fever and went on his way. I sometimes wonder if it was the camera crew insisting to Christine and Kody that the child was seriously ill.

      Kody giving Gabriel and Garrison the cold shoulder. Perhaps you've forgotten when Kody told Garrison "I'm the general...you're the soldier" and Garrison replied something like "Soldiers kill their generals". That's not a normal father-son dynamic. Or when Gabriel wanted to ask Kody something and Kody IGNORED the child and got into the camper without so much a second look.

      I think it was during the commerative show after Win Brown passed away that Kody's mother offered some insight into Kody's "character". She told a story about Kody wanting to play on a hot water heater after she and Win told him no. Kody ignored his parents, continued to play on the water heater, fell, and was burned.

      Kody has failed to grow up/mature from that impulsive impetuous child. Problem is, Kody is now priesthood holder for 4 families, 1 legal wife and 3 spiritual wives plus 18 children (3 or 4 now young adults themselves). He has yet to show himself to be a responsible, adult let alone a responsible parent.

      The only thing amazing about Kody is how he 1) persuaded Meri to give up her legal marriage 2) thinks it's "normal" to throw away one wife (or 3 wives) for the sake of a fourth flakey wife who happens to still be able to get pregnant.

      Kody is no father figure, he's basically nothing more than a sperm donor with 1 legal and 3 non legal baby mommas.

      Kody's theme song should be Papa Was A Rolling Stone (where ever he laid his hat was his home...)

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    3. Do you remember the time he publicly humiliated Spiritual Wife #3?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lk7g6-AQOs

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    4. Do you remember the time he publicly humiliated Spiritual Wife #3?

      That clip ended too soon. Morales took Kody aside for a one on one, told him how hurt and upset Christine appeared to be and asked him if he wanted to apologize for what he said. Kody got his Kody look on his face, and asked "Why should I?" completely oblivious to the fact his words had devastated his 3rd wife. He never apologized to her, and that...THAT is the person the OP called "... an amazing father and husband."

      I normally don't say this, but I also agree the OP may have been Robyn. Who else but the current legal wife be so blind to Kody's cruel side?

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    5. I remember when Kody talked about Robyn being a divorcee and that having an "ick factor" and all the others wives called him out on it. Not one of those wives stuck up for Christine in this moment and supported her. Janelle looking at him with that smile on her face, it makes my blood boil!

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    6. When I read Anon 7:00 PM's piece, it read like an attempt at satire. Surely no one could claim to be that pro-Kody without either having tongue stuck firmly in cheek or, as has been suggested, it was possibly Sobbin herself. OR...it could have been Kody's last year or so appointed inhouse defender, Jangle-Janelle. Whoever it was, it was rather amusing given the examples that were used.

      As for Kody-Idiot being the light-stringing daredevil and hero.....I said it then and still say it....Kody was on that ladder or on the ledge doing the lights only for as long as the cameras needed to get the shots. Once they had the footage desired for the show, Kody was replaced by a proper crew with proper equipment. I would bet our leftover pumpkin pie on that!!

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    7. Robyn just posted three different random quotes about inner peace and not letting others destroy your soul on Pinterest. Do you think she did that after reading the responses to her posts here?

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    8. Is there anywhere to buy that "lost" tell all episode?

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  29. Where to start. Meri is looking for another get rich quick scheme where she does not have to make too much effort or move out of her comfort zone.Their new picture for the season is suppose to draw in to the new drama.Even Christine cannot stay awake ,their life is so boring.Maddie getting pregnant was so predictable. So much for all the righteous indignation about people being wrong and that she would finish college. Did they not move away from his job supposedly for schooling.Not only will she not be educated and better employed my husband thinks she will be the size of her Mom soon.Mykelti's fiancé is very overweight for so young a man.He looks effeminate to me.When I see him on tape I keep thinking he looks like a girl -somehow.If he lost weight who knows what lurks under there.The advantage Maddies husband has is that he is old and balding. Mykelti will have to try harder to keep Antonio's eye.Unless she is a really good cook.Michelle has bought into their we are not like the FLDS bull, so she is a lost cause.I have never liked Logan.Aspyn was my favourite till she moved into Robyn's.I am wondering if Mariah being mad at her Mom is a way to avoid being tarnished by her Mom's scandal back in Utah.If she condones her Mom's affair will she get into a good Mormon family like Mykelti?Kody eats bacon .In Hawaii they had eggs benedict which has ham in it. In Canada we hang lights every Christmas. It is no apology for screwing three other women and impregnating them . It is a celebration thing.Of course Kody built a boat for PR. He is a salesman.Obviously a poor one because four of them declared bankruptcy and then he had to pimp out his family on T.V. to afford the continuous vacation.They are a dysfunctional family and now the next generation is not showing much hope.These kids had so much more opportunity than the ones back in Utah living isolated on "church" land. Not very hopeful looking or a good role model for the girls they left behind.

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