Final Candidates!
Alright everyone! Here are the final candidates for the 2014 Plyggie Awards!
This Dossier includes pictures of each candidate, with a short bio to help you remember.
The voting booth WILL CLOSE AT 6:00PM PDT SATURDAY!!! Don't forget to Vote!
If you're on Facebook, you can use the Question Boxes. On my living room blog, please indicate your choices in the comment box below.
This Dossier includes pictures of each candidate, with a short bio to help you remember.
The voting booth WILL CLOSE AT 6:00PM PDT SATURDAY!!! Don't forget to Vote!
If you're on Facebook, you can use the Question Boxes. On my living room blog, please indicate your choices in the comment box below.
The Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Male Polygamist in a Leading Role
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Kody Brown
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What more can we say about this guy that hasn't already been said?
Keywords: Narcissist, Buffoon, Unemployed, Opportunist, Clueless, Leach.
Keywords: Narcissist, Buffoon, Unemployed, Opportunist, Clueless, Leach.
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| Michael Cawley |
His version of bedtime stories implanted the lurid vision of monogamist harlots walking the streets in his children's impressionable minds.
Keywords: Creepy, Crawly, Gainfully employed.
The Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Female Polygamist in a Leading Role
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| Meri Brown |
Her nonchalantly cleaning her counter top while Kody was on the phone telling her Truely was in kidney failure was "iconic".
Keywords: Selfish, Self-serving, Wet-bar.
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| Robyn Brown |
On the San Francisco trip, Robyn cheerfully modeled designer clothes (about 2 fashion seasons old) that were way too small for her dumpy sister wives to wear.
Keywords: Manipulative, Scheming, Inactive Baby Maker and Incubator.
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| Nonie Williams |
She works for hubby Brady's company so she sees him more often than his other wives. When sisterwife Rhonda decides to adopt, Nonie one ups her by wanting another baby, too. The old fashion way with Brady, demanding even more of Brady's time.
Keywords: Cray Cray, Nuts, Mayor of Crazytown.
The Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Male Polygamist in a Supporting Role
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| Winn Brown |
Late father of Kody Brown. Only seen on the show maybe a couple of times, but seems to have figured out Kody early on. How did Kody remember his dad? By retelling a story that his father gave him a pair of thermal underwear instead of a Letterman's sweater he wanted. Giftwrapped in a Letterman's sweater box.
OUCH!!!
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| Hyrum "Burton" |
Judging from his bachelor party, I wouldn't be surprised if he was yelling "Tequila is my lady! My lady!" all the way home.
Keywords: Eye Candy.
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| Isaiah "Thomson" |
He leaves his wives for weeks at a time while he works out of state. Totally on the opposite end of the spectrum from Kody Brown in work ethic and personality.
Keywords: Boring, Forgettable, Gainfully employed.
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| Rod Williams |
Brady Williams wild and kind of crazy dad.
Keywords: Kilt, Big Foot, Going Commando.
The Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Female Polygamist in a Supporting Role
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| Kellie "Thomson Burton" |
She's dreamed about Hyrum "Burton" being her mate since high school. Giggles, a lot.
Keywords: Giggles, Blushing, Ginger.
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| Rosemary Williams |
Exceptional musician (piano) but always seems to get the wrong end of the time with Brady Williams stick.
Keywords: Doormat.
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| Rebecca "Thomson" |
A bit more coquettish than the usual Centennial Park matron, Rebecca endeared herself to sister wife Marlene when she suggested that the loser of the card game they were playing forfeit their night with hubby Isaiah. She later change it to taking the winning sister wife out on a date. Smart girl.
Keywords: Shameless Flirt.
The Overall Best, Worst Case of Loose Lips Sinking Ships
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| Christine Brown |
Who can forget her proudly proclaiming how plygs like free things and don't like to work if they get too much money.
Keywords: Polygamy Royalty, Sharks, No Toasters or Microwave Ovens EVAH!!!
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| Rebecca Richard |
Just hours after meeting the Browns, Mrs. Richard proudly proclaimed she knew some polygamists that didn't mind "doing weird" in the bedroom. All together. In one bed.
Keywords: Baking Cookies.
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| Kody "I Picked the Dress" Brown |
Let's just say Kody proudly exclaiming how he picked Robyn's wedding dress was not his proudest moment. And it showed how Robyn conspired with Kody behind her future sister wives back.
Keywords: Dumb, Stupid, Idiot.
The Overall Best, Worst Case of Conspicuous Consumption by a Polygamist Family
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| Kody Brown Family ReCommitment |
From the supersized pergola in the yard between Meri's and Robyn's McMansions, the hideous Tree cake, to the presence of VanLadyLove for entertainment out front in the cul-de-sac, this party was the epitome of overkill. Polygamist or monogamist.
Keywords: Gluttony, Shameless.
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| Brown Family 72oz Steak Challenge |
Thank goodness TLC paid for this food challenge, but what happened to the leftovers?
Keywords: Gluttony, Barf Bags.
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| Kody Brown's McMansions |
Four McMansions, totaling almost 18,000 square feet and costing almost three MILLION dollars, for 5 adults whose only job is a reality show.
Keywords: Overpriced, Cheaply Made, Foreclosure.
The Overall Best, Worst Example of a Sisterwife having a Resting Bitch Face
Suffice it to say I wouldn't want to meet up with any one of them in a dark alley, that's for sure! Key phrases: If a look could kill; A look that could kill from 20 paces away.
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| Paulie Williams |
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| Robyn Brown |
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| Nonie Williams |
Oh, CJ, LOL! at the "keywords" comments you have made accompanying the nominations...will have to vote later when I stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteIt was Rhonda who wanted to adopt, not Robyn.
ReplyDeleteThank you! Correction made!
DeleteSuch fun - thanks CJ!
ReplyDelete1. Creepy Cawley
2. Meri
3. Hyrum (yum! Forgot how cute he is!)
4. Rebecca T
5. Rebecca R
6. McMansions
7. Robyn
Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Male Polygamist in a Leading Role Kody Brown--Kody Brown is all that and more. As my grandmother would say, bless his heart...he don't know no better.
ReplyDeleteOverall Best, Worst Performance of a Female Polygamist in a Leading Role Robyn Brown--it was close. I thought Meri no Robyn but Robyn won. Her self appointed model of clothes her fat sisterwives cannot even dream of getting into was the pits. Plus, she looked awful in all those clothes.
Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Male Polygamist in a Supporting Role Winn Brown--I kind of see where Kody gets his jerkattude.
Overall Best, Worst Performance of a Female Polygamist in a Supporting Role Rosemary Williams
Overall Best, Worst Case of Loose Lips Sinking Ships Kody "I Picked the Dress" Brown--he picked the dress cause he was more interested in his new mistress than any of his older and fatter models. I have to say that the idea of him interjecting himself into this dressing picking thing was a wee bit telling.
Overall Best, Worst Case of Conspicuous Consumption by a Polygamist Family Kody Brown's McMansions--they have no ability to plan for the future...and sadly once the gravy train ends, they will be homeless and broke.
Overall Best, Worst Example of a Sisterwife having a Resting Bitch Face Robyn Brown--true dat....just saying.
1. Creepy Cawley
ReplyDelete2. Noonie (weird name - is it short for something?)
3. Mr Thompson
4. Kelly
5. Kody's wedding dress
6. McMansions
7. Paulie (I never noticied before how her and Robyn look a bit alike!!)
FreeChristine
1.Michael Cawley - this guy creeps me out soooo very much
ReplyDelete2. Nonie Williams - just because she deeply annoys me
3. Hyrum "Burton" - so very young and dumb
4. Kellie "Thomson" - clearly the plain girl who wanted the cute guy and is so very silly
5. Christine Brown - that mouth never knows when to shut
6. McMansions - no reason for further comment - just WOW
7. Robyn Brown - so glad I never have to be in close contact with those drop dead looks
This has been so much fun! Thanks for a little diversion from my very hectic day and reminding me that no matter how bad of a day I have, my husband will be there for me and ONLY me.
CJ, these were hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHere are my nominees:
Male Plyg: Kody Brown
Female Plyg: Robyn Brown
Supporting Male Plyg: Winn Brown (the Christmas gift that Winn gave Kody nailed Kody for being something on the outside that was different from what he was on the "inside". It was chilling, brilliant, and evil. I actually felt bad for Kody, and I have little pity to spare for the man.)
Supporting Female Plyg: n/a since I haven't watched these ladies in action
Loose Lips: Rebecca Richard
Conspicuous Consumption: the Re Commitment Party
Resting Bitch Face: Nonie Williams....scary
This is fun and I can't wait for these to be awarded!
1. Kody Brown - Seriuoulsy? Who else comes close?
ReplyDelete2. Meri Brown - What about me me me me????
3. Hyrum Burgon - Who??
4. Kellie Thomson - Grow up little girl
5. Christine Brown - hands down!
6. Browns McMansions - by a landslide!
7. Nonie Williams - I would drop dead from one of those looks!
MrSpock votes as follows (but still LOL at "keywords")
ReplyDelete1. Kody Brown: the Kodster, Mr. Man Card
2. Robyn Brown: "See, I changed my name to Brown---does that make my 'marriage' official?
3. No vote
4. Rosemary Williams: Truly pathetic---find a man who really loves you, Rosemary!
5. Christine Brown: Just tellin' it like it is.
6. Recommitment ceremony: Why? Because NO one should have spent any money on those dreadful dresses of Meri, Janelle and Christine. Just, Ewwwwww!
7. No vote
CJ, GREAT JOB with the nominations and pics, The pics are so, so perfect....!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the keywords......SPOT ON !! LOL !!!
Oh and CJ,
Joan Rivers would want to know "Who will you be wearing" for the Plyggie Awards Living Room Ceremony ??? Picked your gown yet !!!
Best and Worst Male Plyg.... ** Kody Brown **
He is a 5 Star idiot and sloth. The only work he does is playing up to himself.
Best and Worst Female Plyg....: ** Meri Brown **
It was really, really close between Meri and Sobbin, but Meri gets my vote due to her longer tenure in the stable and honoring her status as head mare. (I can be nice sometimes)
Best and Worst Supporting Male Plyg...** Brady's Daddy WIlliams **
He is short on a few social cues and logic and seems hell bent on attention.
A Perfect ManPlyg !!
I was going to vote for Winn Brown and the Kody gift, but then I thought about Kodyboy's penchant for distorting and embellishing the truth. And thought, Nah !!
Best and Worst Supporting Female Plyg....** Rosemary Williams **
She is the best and worst of a she-Plyg.
She is miserable in the life, yet does her best and even beyond to keep it going.
A martyr !!
Loose Lips......** Christine Brown **
Christine is a mess in the discretion department.
Which is why I wish TLC would pay her generously on the side and get her to do an indepth one-on-one * tell-all*...just an interviewer and Christine. She has no filter, just think of the answers if the right questions were asked.
Best and Worst Conspicuous Consumption....** Brown Commitment Party **
The steak glut-fest was right up there, but it didn't include costumes and props and Meri's VVL fantasy playboys.
BEST Resting Bitch Face.....** Our gal, Sobbin Brown **
Not only does she beat out Paulie Puss face and Loonie Nonie, but since October 31st is fast approaching, and because once her RBF kicks in with gusto, Sobbin really does have a very authentic Halloween, pointy-hat vibe.
1. Creepy Cawley
ReplyDelete2. Meri "let them starve, I'm getting my craft room with mandatory wet bar" Brown
3. Winn Brown
4. Rosemary Williams
5. Christine "don't pay us too much or we'll GET lazy" Brown
6. Definitely the McMansions (although I have to comment how much I hated that waste of food at the steakhouse. I don't care who paid for it - it was painful to watch such entitled excess in the face of the family's financial woes and the struggles hard-working people have getting food on the table. It really bugged me. Glad I didn't see the commitment ceremony and could read about it here instead!)
7. Robyn "Basilisk" Brown
Basilisk lol lol lol!
DeleteThis is random- but I finally figured out who Nonie reminds me of.... The girl from House who dated Wilson - Amber.. She was also apart of the original "contestants" to be apart of houses new team... lol
ReplyDeleteYes! Spot on! What was her nickname, CTB (cutthroat b*@ch)
DeleteMy votes are the same as Regina's except I vote for Daddy Williams and for the commitment ceremony. I agree the houses are over the top but at least they can live in them, and most have big families. The commitment ceremony was just pointless.
ReplyDeleteForgot to thank you CJ for all your hard work! This was so much fun. Looking forward to the results and (down the line) maybe another round of categories?
ReplyDeleteAfter serious consideration, my votes:
ReplyDelete1. Best, Worst Plyg Male: Cawley, because we have only scratched his crazy, sticky surface. Also, shipping containers. The shipping containers {{ shakes head. }}
2. Best, Worst Plyg Female: Crazy Nonie! Her commitment to the fantastical plyg worldview is just too authentic to overlook and must be rewarded.
3. Best, Worst Male Supporting Plyg: Grandpa Brown. The tale about the sweater and the underwear touched my cold, dark heart.
4. Best, Worst Female Supporting Plyg: Kellie, because it's going to all go so, so wrong. Her retribution when the wives start coming will be epic since she can't fling the shards of all her smashed dreams at hubby.
5. Overall Best, Worst Loose Lips: This can only be Kody, because more than anybody else, his rampant narcissism has removed anything that even vaguely resembles consideration for how his remarks might affect the people on his planet.
6. Overall Best, Worst Conspic Consump: The Brown party. They truly took everything the adults represent and embrace, and presented that to the world in excruciating detail. It was a triumph.
7. Overall Best, Worst Resting BFace: Dark horse candidate Paulie gets my vote! Nonie is crazy, so she's disqualified. Robyn strikes me more as Resting Pout-face. But Paulie? Paulie OWNS it. Paulie means it.
No words to describe how happy I was to find Jynx and all these wonderful followers/commentators again, in the endless task of keeping these people even somewhat accountable. Thanks!
I agree about Paulie. She never smiles. She is permanently in RBF
DeleteSee, I guess I look at it a little differently. To me, Paulie has PBF- purposeful bitch face. There's nothing resting (or accidental) about it. Nonie looks happy sometimes so to me, that's the difference. Isn't RBF kind of an accidental thing that people complain about having? Totally agree that Robyn is RPF- resting pouty face. I love having a place to discuss the minutia of RBF.
DeleteUgh am I too late? I'm in mountain time. :o/
ReplyDelete1. Male, Leading Role- Kody Brown
2. Female, Leading Role- Robyn Brown
3. Male, Supporting Role- Winn
4. Female, Supporting Role- Kellie
5. Loose Lips- Rebecca R
6. Consumption- McMansions (especially Meri's!)
7. RBF- Nonie Williams
Voting is now closed!!
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