Thursday, March 2, 2017

I Scour the Internet: The Good, the Sad, and the Weirdly Fugly Edition for March 3rd, 2017

In case some of you have been out of the Sister Wives loop for a couple seasons, and let's be real, I don't blame your absence at all, our favorite ex-Mrs Kody Brown has stepped up to the plate to hit a financial home run with her newest MLM venture.

Yeppers, Meri has drunk the LuLaRoe kool-aid, and she likes it!

Well, I think she does, at any rate.

And it appears she is very successful in this latest venture. Too bad she hasn't partnered with her sisterwives Robyn and her less than illustrious online store MSWC, nor with Janelle (affectionately known as Jangle here in CJ's Living Room) and her venture to STRIVE for better health and well-being with her health tips and encouragement blog.

True to Brown Family form, Meri continues to be a day late and a dollar short when capitalizing on her sister wives fame to make a quick buck by showing the monogamists of the world how sisterwives can be successful and empowered women despite sharing the same neanderthal for a husband.

So, I searched out the internet to get the scoop on this rather hot MLM that almost everyone is talking about.

Here is a sampling of what I found.


LuLaRoe, as described on the company's website, was created by its founder DeAnne Stidman to "...provide an opportunity for people to create freedom by selling comfortable, affordable, stylish clothing, and offering its Retailers the independence to set their own pace and schedule."

Funny how there is only the tiniest mention that this company was the latest in Stidman's adventures in "network-based marketing" more commonly known as multi-level marketing...aka MLM.

Ah...the plot thickens...

Beyond all the empowerment hype, there is the daunting realization that, in order to get one's foot in the LLR door,  an initial investment of almost $5000.00 (for the all important onboarding box) is required for the privilege to start selling the LLR inventory as a "consultant"  at pop-ups and social media live events.

Oh, and did I mention, consultants have no say in the lovely patterns or colors that LLR ships to them?

Oh yeah. This can quickly get very, very ugly pretty darn quick.

I mean, with LIV (the other MLM the Browns are involved with), you pretty much knew that each product was the same for everyone. With LLR, some consultants might get the coveted solid black leggings, while others might get prints only their ancient great-grandmother could love.

Even with these negatives, women are falling literally all over themselves to get onto the LLR bandwagon. Here's a video I found on You-tube of a typical LLR fanatic describing her first week of sales.

The Good...





Oh, and she was so excited she completely forgot about her onboarding box! Shame on her!





This gal's enthusiasm almost made ME want to get on that LLR bandwagon with her!

But wait, there's more!


The Sad...


From  the happy happy joy joy enthusiasm we can segue to the reality for most of the women yearning to be consultants, mainly, how do you finance the expensive $5000 outlay for that onboarding box?

Here's how one consultant met that challenge...







If you prefer to put all your eggs into one basket by quitting your day job, you might end up like this hapless LLR consultant wannabe...






But wait...there's more!

It seems LLR has been in the news a lot recently. From a class action lawsuit to customers dissatisfaction with leggings ripping themselves apart, LLR has receive a lot of negative attention.


Here are links to some news articles detailing LLR's recent woes:

LuLaRoe's Business Is Booming But Some Sellers Are Fuming


Fashion marketer LuLaRoe sued over sales tax charges


This clothing company is facing claims that its 'pants rip like wet toilet paper'

And here's a fun read about what happens when your LLR leggings decide to go rogue at Disney World!


LULAROE FOR TRAVEL: THAT TIME MY PANTS DISINTEGRATED IN DISNEY WORLD




Last but not least, we come to the final section...

The Weirdly Fugly


Here's another video I found that summarizes the LLR phenomenon.  A little bit of LLR history, and a lot of how LLR works for the woman who decides to place an order...






So there you have it. The Good, The Sad and the Weirdly Fugly world of LuLaRoe.

Makes me wonder what Meri really thinks about her newest venture. Hmmmmmm....Let's hope she can keep it positive because those McMansions don't pay for themselves!

That's all for now, and remember I Scour the Internet so YOU can make an informed choice before laying out your hard earned megabucks for air-conditioned leggings!




Sunday, January 29, 2017

Sister Wives Finale Live Tweet Party! for January 29th, 2017

I am ready for this season to be over!

From the looks of Kody and his Kodette's tweets, they are ready, too.

Last week they were no shows on Twitter. Who knows if they'll pick up their phones tonight to tweet sweet nothings to their quickly dwindling audience. 

And it doesn't help their cause that  Food Network Guy Fieri's Triple D Finale will also be telecast during prime time tonight. 

Gee, what will I watch? Guy Fieri or Kody and Kompany rehashing their latest season, which was nothing more than rehashes of the previous seasons. 

Hmmm....such a hard choice to make. But I bet y'all the Browns will give their full attention to...wait for it...wait for it...anything but their Reality Show!! 

Before we start our own festivities tonight, let's look at some "notable" Brown tweets from this week.

Well, isn't this interesting? Not only is MSWC still doing business, someone was smart enough to advertise a Valentine's Day Sale more than two weeks in advance!

Better run and stock up on their wares now, while you still can!





Meanwhile, Meri has gone into hiding    uptraining this weekend for her newest selling adventure, LuLaRoe. 




Back in the cul-de-sac, Kody was busy tweeting out his views to his unsuspecting followers.

In what has come to be the quintessential Kody Brown behavior of always being a day late and a dollar short, he pledged to Papa Joe Darger that Yes, the Browns will attend a march against marriage control in Utah in about two weeks. 

Wasn't the failure of the Brown's lawsuit the reason for this renewed effort by Utah polygamy activists? So, why is it Papa Joe who's spearheading this protest march and not Mr Polygamist in Vegas "I Have Four Wives" Kody Brown? Hmmmm......

Apparently while Papa Joe is the face of polygamy,  Kody continues to be it's rear end. 'Nuf said.



Kody's next tweet is kind of sweet. On one hand, he sounds excited about the birth of his first grandchild, but he could have left off the part about the rocking chair. Now all the fans are going to start sending rocking chairs to the cul-de-sac! NOT!!



Now that  SCOTUS has refused to hear the Brown's lawsuit, their pro bono attorney has gone on to bigger and better things. I wonder if Turley responded to Kody's tweet?



And finally, leave it to Jangle to remind everyone to watch the Sister Wives Finale tonight. Sister, if tonight's Part 2 is anything like the snooze fest Part 1, y'all are in some deep ratings you know what!!


Wait, is that the sound of channels changing from TLC to the Super Bowl?





Hey, it's almost Party Time!

Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!



Kody: Who needs the Super Bowl when I've got 4 wives? #SuperBowlIsNextSunday

It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: Robyn, is it OK I watch the Food Network instead of Sister Wives tonight? #SisterWivesSeasonFinale


Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


I need Tall and Curvy for my extra long legs, but I can still fit Original Size! #YeahRight #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


You look more like a Tall and Curvy than an Original Size to me! 
#JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party! for Sunday, January 22, 2017

This is Kody's non-judgmental look.
 Well, we are reaching (or have reached) the end of the current season of Sister Wives. I'm not sure because the official Sister Wives Facebook page has not been updated yet.

Seems the TLC intern who is responsible for the Facebook page has taken a page from the Brown's Book of Leaving Viewers in the Dark for as Long as Humanly Possible, while applying the principle of A Day Late and A Dollar Short to the extreme. 

But really. Don't they think the audience deserves to know? 

At least the intern in charge of the TLC Network Twitter account is on the ball, so to speak.




Although they need a better spellchecker. I mean, really, #SiserWives? No wonder I didn't see this on the #SisterWives tweet feed.

We now know why Meri's and Jangle's Twitter feed has been relatively quiet the past couple of days. Look what Meri, Jangle and Mariah were up to this weekend!





Kody did do his part to keep his followers informed of what he was doing and who he was doing it with this week.

He celebrated his 24th (!!) aniversary with wifey #2, Janelle...





Baby? Somehow calling Kody "baby" is kind of like calling a turnip a tulip, but at least she refrained from using Meri's "lover" from years past. 

I can't wait for Robyn's anniversary tweet later this year!

And with Jangle at his side, Kody tweeted this picture. Now we know what type of company Kody keeps. 

Frankly, it looks like Kody could learn a thing or two from his companions about wearing a shirt that's not wrinkled, nor two sizes too small. I mean, do we really need to see Kody's hairy belly button poking out from the bottom of his obviously too small shirt? Yuck!!





Kody even gave his followers an example of who inspires him. Um...fan-boyed? Whatever, dude.



Finally, I just had to post urls for two poorly researched articles on Kody and his troubles. Can you count how many fact errors were committed? Mon Dieu, what a mess! This should be Kody's new credo..."Bad gossip articles about me are to be multiplied, not divided."

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2017/sister-wives-kody-brown-exiled-from-polygamist-church-rejects-his-crazy-reality-tv-wives-and-out-of-control-children/


http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1131231/kody-brown-and-wives-exiled-from-polygamist-church


Hmmm...To save you time, the articles are identical, but written by different authors. And I wonder who the source was? Could it be?....Nah......



Hey, it's almost Party Time!

Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!



Kody: What. Me Worry? I've got 4 wives and 18 kids! #WheresTheSpongeWhenYouNeedIt


It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: Robyn, what's a sponge? #After18KidsWhoNeedsASpongeAnymore



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


I need Tall and Curvy for my extra long legs, but I can still fit Original Size! #YeahRight #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


You look more like a Tall and Curvy than an Original Size to me! 
#JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























   Hi Everybody! Just a quick FYI. 
Once the blog posting reaches about 200 comments, new comments will go to the next page. When you scroll all the way down to the end of the comments, you should see the words "Loading" or "Load more...". Just click on the words until they disappear! You should then see all the comments loaded.