Showing posts with label I Scour the Internet 2016. Show all posts
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Friday, November 25, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Post Thanksgiving, Pre Season Premiere of Sister Wives Edition for November 26th, 2016

Can you believe it? Sister Wives is returning for yet another season of fun. Ho hum. Just another lackluster season no doubt with a lot of hype (insert sound bite of Kody saying "This was a mistake to be filmed" with Kody looking dumb and Meri looking distraught) that usually never seems to make it to the final edit of the show.

You got to hand it to the show's producers. They certainly understand how to bait and switch, don't they?

Of course, the online tabloids being fueled by "insider information" provided by Robyn's former business partner, friend, and personal JYD has done a lot to super-hype this new season with varied announcements proclaiming how Kody is in debt for six figures, Robyn wants a divorce, and Christine wants to gouge out Robyn's eyes (say WHAT?).

All I've got to say is this is old news. Is that the only dirt Robyn's former JYD can dredge up on the Browns? Surely there is something more, like how cray cray life is living in the cul-de-sac with man-child Kody pretending, to the best of his abilities, to be the reality world's star Polygamist. Right?

Uncle Art is in the middle.
Frankly, I'd rather watch old Uncle Art Hammon from Polygamy, USA. His throwing his nasty boot at a missionary's head was entertainment, the stuff that makes reality shows fun to watch.

Watching Kody stumble his way through life making some of the most hairbrain decisions is, well, like watching mold grow. At least with the mold you might get something useful like penicillin.


But judging from the few seconds of what this new season might show, all I can say is...please, enough about Meri and the catfish. It's been over and done with for over a year. I'm hoping the snippet showing a crying Meri and a blank faced Kody will not make it to our TV screens this season. But of course, if Meri finally comes clean she WAS going to leave Kody for Sam the Sham, I'll be glued to my TV.

Before we venture into Twitter lala land, please allow me a moment of whimsy. I just watched a Wild Turkey commercial with Matthew McConaughey who now has my vote to portray Kody Brown if they ever make a movie about Sister Wives. Oh, and my vote for Meri would be Frances McDormand with a heavy slathering of orange bronzer on her face. What do you think? Hey, they are both Oscar winners. This would be a defining career move for them, right?

He's got Kody hair!

And McDormand already owns a Meri Jacket!

Oh yeah. I think we have a winner here!! And keeping with Oscar winners, Angelina Jolie can portray Robyn.

"I'm the best friend a sisterwife or junkyard dog could ever want!"

My contenders for Jangle and Christine would be Melissa McCarthy and Kate Winslett, also Oscar winners.

"Peanut butter WHAT?"
Winslett would make the perfect blue-blood polygamist!

Alright, enough of the Oscar winners, let's get down to the Browns and their tweets. Yeah, I know it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

Can we talk about MSWC, you know, Robyn's business venture that has never really gotten off the ground. Well, guess what? Someone had the smarts to  sell that over-priced, iconic, junk jewelry (designed by Kody and Robyn) at a loss...I mean a deep discount of 70% off, just in time for the season premiere AND Christmas!




Wait, did I read that correctly? Gone for good? Does this mean MSWC will be shuffling off to the celestial kingdom when the inventory is gone? Wow, I am totally surprised....NOT. I have a feeling Robyn (and her CEO husband Kody) won't be able to GIVE AWAY that crapastic junk, let alone sell it. Wishful thinking on their part!

On the subject of Robyn, someone let her tweet without supervision again. Now, I have this theory (here, let me give you an hor d'oeuvre) that a TLC asked Robyn to get off her duff and tweet something about the show...maybe even address those tabloid rumors out on Google News to build hype for the premiere on Sunday. So Robyn does just that, except, she adds her own take on the situation...



Robyn... Robyn... ROBYN!!! The first three sentences were good, but that last one could have been left off. You see, Robyn dear (yes, I'm speaking directly to Robyn aka Mommie Dearest), you WANT people to tune into the show to see if the tabloids are right. By declaring the tabloids are spewing a bunch of lies means people will take your word for it (I know, I know that's a stretch) and decide NOT TO WATCH! A more effective sentence would be "I guess I should tune in on Sunday November 27th to find out for sure" or something like that. See what I mean. You are very welcome!

Let's mosey on over to more fun stuff. In case you haven't heard, Maddie has a bun in her oven. Meri's enthusiasm shows in this tweet...



Looks like it's going to be a while before Maddie finishes her college degree now. But she looks happy and healthy in her LulaRoe dress (courtesy of bonus mom Meri), doesn't she?

Of course, no word from Robyn about this newest development, but something tells me Maddie's delivery will get a lot more coverage than Robyn's Princess Ari-ola.

Which leads me directly to this typical all about Robyn's child tweet...




Sometimes you've just got to shake your head. She tries so hard to portray the role of the best mom, businesswoman and sisterwife on the planet, but in reality she's just another Mommie Dearest...




Jangle's newest endeavor has finally shown it's true face. Luckily, she's also having a Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale. You better load up while you can (and while it's cheap)!! Let's hope those emails arrive BEFORE Friday and Monday!






Jangle also properly hyped the season premiere on Sunday to her followers. Maybe she can give some pointers to her sisterwife Robyn?


And Mykelti also gets an article in People Magazine about her recent  wedding shower...well, at least she isn't marrying someone needing a green card...


Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so you can join us during the season premiere of Sister Wives right here in my living room for the first Live Tweet Party of the season!



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Sunday, November 6, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Pre Election Day, Pre Veteran's Day Edition for November 7th, 2016


Surprise, surprise!

Unless you have been totally hiding under a rock (no doubt with the current Mrs. Kody Brown and her sisterwives), you should know TLC has formally announced Sister Wives has been renewed for another season.
Kody and his Kodypendents will be back on November 27th.
I don't know about you, but I simply can't wait!! I am sooooo excited.

And doesn't Kody look handsome?

What a guy!!

OK, enough with this fake fawning over these bozos. I am totally surprised TLC renewed Sister Wives (aka The Kody and Robyn Show) after last season's snoozefest, but it seems it will be business as usual for the show. Make sure you get your espresso fix before tuning in Sunday nights!

Of course the online tabloids have picked up on the "gossip" surrounding the show and storylines. Looks like some of the same old, same old...



Meri probably WISHES she was about to marry another man, but who knows what the future will bring. If you ask me (and I know you want to) I think maybe Meri eventually will  leave the Kody Khaos, but not while the TLC money train is still running.

And of course, don't forget about Mykelti's upcoming marriage...oh yeah, the producers are going to milk this storyline for all it is worth!




Mykelti and Christine not on the same page? I'm shocked, I tell you....SHOCKED!!

And just like in real life, Meri's unfortunate catfishing drama started to stink after 3 days back in 2015. But leave it to TLC to milk this stinky story for everything it's worth, and then some. Kody admitting he may have been responsible for Meri getting catfished? Really? I guess getting divorced, then marrying her sisterwife Robyn and quickly impregnating her could influence Meri to look elsewhere for attention...even if it was a stinky old catfish!



Hopefully these storylines (and more) will be enough to boost those pesty sagging ratings, don't you think?

Great. Wonderful. I'm excited for the new season. However, I still think Kody should marry wifey # 5 next season! We need another Robyn Twitter tantrum/meltdown soon and a new wife (even if "just for the show") would add just enough tension to send her into a tailspin.

Kody's next wife?

It's still not too late, TLC, if you're reading this. Just make the new wife a bimbo, I mean, working girl,  like that Anfisa lady on 90 Day Fiance, with her duck lips and that smile inspired by Batman's The Joker (complete with the ends of her mouth permanently turned upward by a Russian plastic surgeon no doubt). She would guarantee a Robyn  meltdown to end all meltdowns!!

I can see it now, Anfisa giving her new sisterwife Robyn pointers on how to wear Victoria's Secret - the right way!

Pulllleeeeeeezzze????








Back in the cul-de-sac, Jangle launched her newest endeavor...STRIVE by Janelle in September. I'm not quite sure what STRIVE stands for, but at least it's keeping one sisterwife busy and out of Kody's very thin hair.



Jangle also has kept her followers informed of the goings on of her six kids...

Who would've thunk Savanah was so much older now...


And of course there's Garrison, in the National Guard...



This is a rather unique way to communicate between two brothers, one in basic training, the other at the Air Force Academy...



Jangle also tweeted a picture of Gabe. Isn't it amazing he is now in high school...




As usual, Kody just retweets whatever he gets from his wives, but here's an instance where he actually wrote a comment on the tweet. Too bad he misspelled a word. Hey Kody, it's Game of THRONES!! (OK, put the blame on his not so smartphone I suppose)


While Jangle has started her STRIVE with Janelle program, Meri was not going to be left out...nope, not at all. Meri is now a Lularoe consultant. I wonder if this venture will last longer than LIV and MSWC?

But a Lularoe consultant? Remember these disastrous fashion looks?
Smile, Meri. SMILE!


What WAS she thinking ....

YIKES!!!

Here's a pic of Meri modeling some of her wares with her patented come hither look...


Maybe Lularoe is what she needs. Well, good luck in your new venture Meri! Let's just hope Kody and Robyn don't gobble up all your hard earned profits!

Yeppers, when the going gets rough, the tough gets themselves to the nearest sauna. Thank goodness there wasn't a banana hanging around!



















Look who was ushering at the Presidential Debate in Las Vegas!
























Here's Christine gettin' all jiggy with it...



Robyn doing what Robyn does best - highlighting her King Sol on his 5th birthday...




Something tells me Logan's going to be the next to get hitched...




Last but not least...raise of hands who thinks Nanny Mindy will be wife #5?





Can somebody please explain to me why Robyn requires a nanny with sisterwives and a bunch of teens available as free labor? And has Kody EVER tweeted/retweeted a picture of Truely on her birthday?

Well, that's all for now. And remember:  I Scour the Internet, so YOU can vote on  Tuesday, November 8th!!





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Sunday, April 10, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Pre Tax Day Edition for April 11, 2016

It's that time of the year again!

Well, almost. For those of us who haven't filed yet, we have until Monday, April 18th....aren't we lucky?

So what have Kody and his Kody-pendents been up to this week on Twitter?

Well...not much, as usual. They must be <cough> busy<cough, cough> filing those tax returns, meeting their many fans while Kody entertains them in his own inimitable way...right?

Zero out of three is par for the course for this klan of kut-ups, I'm afraid..

Last issue, I asked the question "Where in the World" were the Browns? Well, the answer was they were filming in Kody's and his blushing bride (and proud of it, dammit!) the New Mrs. Kody Brown's honeymoon spot, our 50th state of Hawaii.

Thanks to our friend at the Principle, if you're hankering for some more pictures of the Browns doing their reality thing the Hawaiian Way, there are a couple of more pictures to amuse you.

Yep, the next season looks like it's going to be a winner, I'm telling ya!

More pictures for Cynical Jinx’s TLC Sister Wives in Hawaii


Now that they are back stateside, Original Three sister wife#2 Jangle tweeted about her favorite things: food, movies and the pursuit of happiness ...at least for her dog Bryn I think...










Original Three sister wife#3 Christine raised herself from her chaise lounge long enough to tweet these two April Fool's Day tweets for her fans...





Oh noes, Jaeden! Don't do it!!!




And now that Original sister wife#1 Meri is still on the apparent outs with her former hubby Kody, Christine finally is enjoying quality Kody time out in public. Looks like Robyn's Aurora tagged along, too. Good job honoring Kody's family, Christine. Hope it works out for you ( /snarkoff). Retweet from Aspyn's twitter...




Also from young adult Aspyn, her shout out to her Daddy dearest...


Yep, ole Kody sure made that divorce from Meri happen mighty quick, didn't he? But he's kind of dragging his feet a bit, I mean, like we've been saying all along, if a marriage license is just a piece of paper, why is Robyn hanging on to it for dear life? For that matter, why is Kody hanging on to it? No wonder Meri was ready to jump ship out of the krazy khaos of the kul-de-sack.

Since I've inadvertently mentioned katfishing, let's take a short interlude, shall we?

Question: How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?





My public service announcement for the day: Save your brain cells by skipping this interview. It ain't worth it, folks.

'nuff said. Now back to our regular programming.

Meri had her own version of a PSA with this timely tweet. Check out the response from someone named Rusty <giggle>...





Of course, there was the obligatory tweet showcasing Mosby the Dog...



And the obligatory King Sol tweet, also featuring Mosby....


Last but not the least, the obligatory kiss up to the new Mrs Kody Brown tweet with a big birthday greeting for bonus kid Breanna. Oh yes, how wonderful the other Brown bonus kids must feel knowing they could be one of Meri's LEAST all time favorites.

Just like being Kody's spiritual instead of legal wife, right? I think I'm seeing the logic in polygamy now!

That's all for now!

Til next time, just remember I Scour the Internet so YOU'LL have more time to get those tax returns completed!






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Monday, March 28, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Post-Easter Edition for March 28th, 2016





Where in the World are Kody and his Kodettes?







According to this semi-innocuous tweet, Kody and his family were spotted on the Big Island in Hawaii.


Considering Hawaii was the vacation spot Kody and his new Mrs Kody Brown chose to "vacation" soon after his divorcing former wife Meri, how very...um....interesting...yeah that's the word...interesting that production would decide this was the next family vacation spot after Alaska.

Then again, this could be a random, fake tweet. I mean we've all learned, thanks to that little ole catfisher from Shidler OK, that Twitter locations can be spoofed, right?

So where are they? Where are the Browns?

Guess we'll have to wait until the next season to find out, maybe...if there IS a next season.

Until then, let's check out some Twitter tweets from that krazy Kody and his Ko-dypendants.


Jangle has turned out to be the family Twitter tweeter, responsible for keeping those who care informed of what's going on behind those hallowed cul-de-sac gates.

So far, she has tweeted about a bonus young adult's milestone birthday...




Her #3 son Garrison getting spiffied up for a school dance...




Now this next tweet is up for interpretation. I hate to say it (but I will) Jangle's not known for her cooking chops...I mean, Peanut Butter Fritos? Anyway. maybe it's not necessarily cafeteria food driving her kids wanting to cook...



We hit the jackpot with this next tweet. Finally, a new picture of the Princess Areola with her bonus brother Hunter. Now I ask you. Was this just a feelgood snapshot of two siblings, or was it a staged to show how welcomed Kody's newest legal child is with the son who a couple of years ago declared King Sol was not necessary as there were enough children in the family already. You decide....(PS, Kody's got some strong DNA, I tell ya)







Jangle retweeted this tweet from her son Logan's girlfriend. Hmmmm...maybe there's another Brown young adult wedding on the horizon? Well, at least the pictures don't show a glass or bottle of alcohol nearby...



Let's take a short interlude, shall we?

RadarOnline has been milking an interview from Christine's aunt Krystyn Decker for all it's worth.

Now I realize there's not a lot of Brown publicity coming out of the cul-de-sac since the end of the last season, but damn, is it necessary to use such gossip magazine gimmicks to get people to read their articles?

Cases in point, look at the titles, then read the articles. See what I mean? Bait and switch at it's best!!!

‘Sister Wives’ Fakery! Kody & His Wives Faked Storylines For Ratings, Relative Says


‘Sister Wives’ Scandal! Kody & Christine’s Secret Past REVEALED In Never-Before-Seen Photos


and this one is just a big,  NO DUH!!!

Kody’s Wife Christine Is Not ‘Happy’ In ‘Sister Wives’ Marriage, Aunt Claims

Like, does RadarOnline think we're stupid or something? This is OLD news. Krystyn Decker should DECK  the people responsible for writing those articles!


Back to Twitter land....

Poor Maddie is in a quandary trying to figure out why she's getting wedding mags in  the mail...



Gee Maddie, maybe this is the reason?




Just like Mariah and Meri, Maddie the acorn doesn't fall far from the Kody and Jangle tree!


Looks like Logan's got a new legal drinking partner now...







Hey, on the topic of Aspyn, we have a recent tweet showing Christine does indeed leave the cul-de-sac to intermingle with us mere monogamist heathens...Oh, and you've got a lot of hair, Christine. Maybe find a headband that's a bit larger next time?








And finally, the new Mrs. Kody Brown released a new professional photograph of King Sol and the Princess Areola. Psssst...Hunter's candid picture is nicer, but that's my opinion, of course!





This just in, or rather, brought to my attention...

Looks like Meri visited her bestie Elisa while in Hawaii!! Yep, Kody and the rest of the krew weren't around or hiding or something...Hey Meri, if you are reading this, why not stay in Hawaii for a while? Who knows, you might like it!




Many thanks to PolygamySucks for the scoop!



Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU don't have to!



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Saturday, March 5, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Post-Multiple Personality Day Edition for March 6th, 2016





I hate to say this, but could those gossip rags be right? Will the next season of Sister Wives ONLY focus on Kody, his blushing legal baby-mama  Robyn, and his newest contribution to the polygamous gene pool, little Princess Areola?

Are the Original Three Wives packing up their meager belongings and and heading back to Utah?

Good grief, I hope NOT!!!

But all the signals are there. Absolutely no new pictures of Kody's little Princess have been leaked out of the cul-de-sac. The Original Three Wives, excluding poor Christine who appears to be permanently out of the picture nowadays, appear to be "living" their lives separate from spiritual hubby Kody nowadays. On Twitter, Janelle has been planning trips, with nary a mention of the love her life, Kody, joining her.

Frankly, I don't blame Mistress Jangle. I mean, we ARE talking Kody, who I doubt would enjoy the simple pleasures of admiring the Irish countryside, or a day trip with daughter Savanah to local tourist destinations, like Hoover Dam or the Grand Canyon.


Yep, old Kody has shown us (you know, the people who actual WATCH their insipid reality show) if the show doesn't center around him or his 2nd legal wife, he doesn't care. Well, unless it involves a gun. Then he can muster up some enthusiasm. A LOT of enthusiasm....


But it's really pathetic that an ole catfisher's faux blog can rustle up more attention and speculation by going mercifully dark for a week, than the recent birth of Kody's now hidden 18th child, the Princess Areola. What's up with that?

Looks like the only thing left besides the obvious Sister Wives Wedding of the Year special episode when Maddie walks down the aisle with her aunt's (by marriage of course) brother this summer, is for TLC  to change the focus from the Original Three Wives, and the wife we so love to dislike (intensely) Robyn, to what will guarantee a home run in the reality TV ratings game.

That's right. Kody needs to start courting his 5th wife. And you know what, if the next season focuses on Kody courting the new love of his life, with  mommie dearest Robyn staging a glorious mental breakdown on Twitter....  Heck yeah, I'll watch that! In a New York minute!

TLC...Bring on wife #5!!!! Puleeeezzzze?????

Here are some candidates...


One of the former FLDS girls from the failed TLC reality show, "Breaking the Faith." The young lady in white must have met Kody before, and is savoring the memory of that experience. Hun, the brain bleach is in the bathroom cabinet, under the sink.


How about one of these nice Utah girls, straight from central casting and also featured in "Breaking the Faith." Those toothy grins would complement Kody's big head genes his offspring tend to inherit, don't you think?


Ramona Singer from Real Housewives of NY is a free woman...and would give Mistress Robyn a run for her cray cray money. Oh, and she's rich and is a businesswoman, too.


Wait up, this will be a winner! How about Kody showing everybody his sensitive side by courting his old wrestling pal? And if he's into guns, it's a double winner for the Kodester, right?

Or he could keep with polygamous tradition and marry one of his mothers-in-law!


See TLC?? If you use a little imagination, the next season could be a true ratings WINNER!!!!

So what's been up on Twitter land?

Uh...not much, unfortunately.

But leave it to Jangle to keep her fans informed. At least informed of what SHE'S been up to, that is...

She was recently featured in an article published in the Las Vegas Review-Journal...I wonder when an article featuring the new Mrs. Kody Brown and MSWC will be published...Anyway, great publicity for Jangle, don't you think?

Of course, Jangle mentions her bucket list vacation locations. Guess Kody will have to suffer going on vacay with Robyn.






What's that, Jangle? Your schedule and the kid's needs, you say? Hm...I wonder where your kid's father was. Oh yeah, he was a newlywed fresh from a Hawaiian vacay, working hard to impregnate his new legal wife. Ah, the joys of being a polygamist sister wife!

And it seems Jangle's spiritual husband is giving her a lot of leeway in managing her alone time  in the evenings...

Of course, Jangle tweeted a picture of cute Savanah, so the Kodster can remember what the dear child looks like...

And there's always a movie date to keep a sister wife properly motivated, right?

This just in. Jangle finally gives an answer to what happen to her doggy, Sasha. But I'm still left wondering, why? Why was the dog miserable? What chaos? Did she eat Kody's favorite pair of shoes? Or is it the obvious, that the cul-de-sac is not fit for human (hence the exodus of all the elder Brown children) nor beast?





Meri has left us a plethora of meaningful memes to think about, and speculate what might be going on in the cul-de-sac...kind of...








pssst...is this a direct dig to ole "Sam the Sham"?







oh yeah...



And what did the former Mrs. Kody Brown have to say about a certain faux person's birthday this week?

How lonely it must be to be an ignored catfish.

So that's all for now, and remember: I Scour the Internet, so you can enjoy entertaining your multiple personalities this weekend!

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Saturday, February 13, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Happy Valentine's Day Edition for 2/14/16

Can we talk?

Ok, I've got to get this off my ample chest (while I sit on my equally ample rear-end) before I simply burst.

What the heck is Robyn and her brain-challenged husband (Kody, aka Mr. Robyn Brown) doing with their supposed cash-cow, My Sisterwife's Closet?

In this day of social media, these supposed business partners have only sent out ONE message in the past 30  days advertising Robyn's hobby business.

All right, I understand the current legal Mrs Kody Brown recently gave birth to Princess Areola, but heck, she's got a full-time nanny in the form of relative Mindy, right? And it appears Meri has stepped up babysitting for the young, narcissist in the making King Sol, now that her "love" affairs with Kody and a stalker/catfisher are no more.

So what's the deelio with that junk...excuse me...junque jewelry store (with some other junque thrown in) and the almost complete lack of advertising?

It's now the day before Valentine's Day, and this is the best Robyn (in the form of My Sisterwife's Closet Twitter) could muster, way back on February 1st...



Call me silly (Ms. Ritz-Carlton if you're nasty) but, if I were a semi-famous reality show star, wouldn't I want to have more than one lonely tweet advertising my online store that supposedly helps pay for my McMansion and my addiction to the "finer" things in life like Victoria Secret clothing (for my extra long legs)?

I would be a tweeting fool. There, I said it. I would tweet so much, I'd get warnings from Twitter about spamming. Heck, I'd tweet so much my friends would wonder what the heck was wrong with me...well, actually they wouldn't wonder cuz they would already know...I'M HUSTLING TO MAKE A BUCK!!!

But apparently the entitled Robyn simply feels SHE doesn't need to go to the unwashed masses, because THEY will gravitate towards her wonderful, warm personality. She is, after all, the new legal wife of Kody Brown. Well, maybe her newness has finally eroded away since it's been over a year since they got hitched. And I don't care how many Honeymoon Experiences Robyn is making Kody endure, it's GOT to be getting old by now.

Kind of the way fish does, after a week.

So here's a message from Earth to Robyn, whose brain must be floating around somewhere in the Celestial Upper Atmosphere. Take control of your business. Make an effort to drum up some traffic to your website. Use your notoriety to get your followers to visit your hobby store, because if you don't, you won't have to worry about fixing a broken website anymore.

rant/off

The new Mrs Kody Brown did take time out of her busy busy day to tweet this warning...uh...meme to her many fans this week. Funny, wouldn't it be more appropriate to tweet about, oh I don't know...MY SISTERWIFE'S CLOSET??? I mean, c'mon, at least make an effort, know what I mean? Sheesh!!!





Let's get back to the Original Three Ssterwives, shall we?

"Jangle" Brown appears to have taken the lead in keeping the thousands of Brown Family fans informed about what's going on in the cul-de-sac of horrors.

There's the obligatory shout out to her son Hunter, on his birthday:



And of course, the obligatory "look close or you'll miss it" tweet informing fans how the Browns watch the Super Bowl...notice how Jangle includes her obligatory mention of food...




There's the obligatory tweet exclaiming how much Jangle is enjoying life in Las Vegas land...




And here is Jangle's obligatory subliminal "I need some lovin' NOW" tweet to her spiritual hubby Kody...it simply doesn't have the same impact as Meri's old "Lover" tweets from years ago...




Last but not least, Jangle musters up the courage to mention Valentine's Day. Funny, how can someone wish Happy Valentine's Day and not mention the father of her six children, baby Daddy (aka the Sperminator) Mr. Kody "I married  Robyn , what's YOUR excuse" Brown:




Yep, Kody's a caveman all right...no argument there!!!


And now for something entirely different, looks like Logan's found himself a keeper just in time for Valentine's Day! Following in the footsteps of old dad, only without the multiplicity.



Looks like Janelle took yet another road trip...yep, when the going gets tough, the tough goes to Lake Havasu to check out the Bridge! (PS, it isn't the REAL London bridge, but it is a real bridge from London, brought over piece by piece)







Well, that's all for now. Happy Valentine's Day Everybody, and remember:

I Scour the Internet, so you can spend time eating yummy chocolate things for Valentine's Day! Stay tuned for any Valentine's Day updates from our "favorite" polygamist, Kody and his Kody-pendents!!!

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Sunday, January 31, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Pre-GroundHog Day Edition for January 31st, 2016

Well, since my last edition, not much has been happening with our favorite polygamists, Kody and his Kodettes. Wait, let me clarify, nothing much has been happening on  TWITTER with the Kody Klan.

I suppose with the new little Princess occupying all of her Mommie and Daddy Dearest's time, the original three wives have been left on their own, to do whatever they please. Christine went back to her fainting couch, while Meri, most likely in response to the that ole' catfisher and her work of fiction/non-fiction (she seemed to be a bit confused in her Introduction) finally, FINALLY being published, and then promptly becoming available for free in all it's one hundred and fifty pages (that's 150 in case the ole' catfisher is reading this) "glory", Meri took to hiding out in her McMansion until it all blows over apparently.

Meri honey, never fear. It was a bunch of horribly written nothing. In the future, if someone asks you to take a selfie - whether dressed, or in the tub, or even eating a piece of fruit, please, please tell them to get a life and to shove their request where the sun don't shine, okay?

Isn't it ironic that "former" close family friend and rabid Robyn supporter JYD (that's My Living Room's loving nickname for her) found it necessary to tweet this? I suppose just ignoring the comments never crossed her mind, but for someone who has been all up in the Brown's stuff, including pictures with Robyn, appearing on the show, and maintaining Facebook groups on the topic of Sister Wives for the past five years or so, she leaves a lot of room calling another person obsessed and a loser, don't you agree?

C'mon, JYD. Be happy. You've hooked your wagon up with an obsessed catfisher, can't you be happy just to live and let live?

And did I mention the catfisher dedicated her one hundred fifty page pamphlet to JYD? Yep, she sure did...

'Nuff said...


Meanwhile, back at the cul-de-sac, the current Mrs. Kody Brown decided to change her Twitter background AND her profile picture. I really don't see the connection between a laughing Mongolian child and her camel with filling one's mind with faith rather than worry, but oh well...See what happens when you have an aimless woman with a newborn and a SuperNanny to take care of her kids and lots of time on her hands?



Meanwhile, Mrs. Kody Brown also took the time to tweet this message to her followers. Hm....does it seem Missy Brown is trying a bit too hard to portray herself as Mother of the Year? You can bet her McMansion IS the happiest McMansion in the cul-de-sac, hands down! The Original Three Sister Wives got the marks of Robyn's highheels on their backs to prove it!



All hail the legal Mrs. Kody Brown and BOW down to her magnificence! NOW or risk her stink-eye!!





Let's take a look at some of Meri's tweets. Mind you, she hasn't tweeted since January 19th, but boy oh boy, these are some interesting tweets!

Remember when she used to tweet those sweet nothings to Kody on his birthday? How she called him "lover"? Well, now she's all business. No more of that silly sappiness. Kind of sad, isn't it?




Call me silly, but I suppose her Sister Wives don't qualify as a fun group of humans. They're SISTER WIVES, dammit!! Who can't stand to share the same kitchen let alone live in the same McMansion with each other!





I wonder if Meri took this picture when she ventured to Disneyland with the catfisher last year? Funny how it was Meri's last tweet for January...hmmm....




Back at Jangle's household, she's just keeping it real. Tweets about food, her new dog, and a quick trip to Hoover Dam to get away for a day. Hmmmmm.....I wonder why she needed to get away? Oh wait, King Kody and his Kween Robyn....'nuff said.



Who would've thunk Jangle's eldest son loves to swig some aged scotch? In a bedroom? Next to a bed? With his Girlfriend? And a bottle of scotch? While waiting to party?? Oh my!!!

ps...Logan honey, the party is usually found in your pants, know what I mean?





Well thank's all for now, and remember: I Scour the Internet, so YOU can party with Punxsutawney Phil on Tuesday!!



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