Sunday, June 26, 2016

Sister Wives: Finale for June 26th, 2016 LIVE TWEET PARTY!!!


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Season finale? Mid-Season finale? SERIES FINALE????

Who knows...and frankly I don't think a lot of us even care any more.

It's just seems so weird how this season started just six scant weeks ago, and it's already over.

And it's no secret how disappointing this season has been.

First of all, two hours of Sister Wives is about 1.5 hours longer than the episode needs to be, especially when you factor in those interminable recaps which eventually started recapping the recaps I tell ya, it was hard - extremely hard - not to fall asleep.

It's makes me wonder if TLC , realizing what a snoozefest this season would be, deliberately chose not to extend out this season any long than necessary. So we the audience were stuck with overly long episodes that basically didn't tell us anything more than we already knew just from reading the online rags.

Let's face the facts here. The show morphed into the Kody and Robyn Hour, and it stunk to high celestial heaven. And Meri, no matter how hard she tried to make herself out to be a victim,  came across as a very lonely sister wife who had to watch her former legal husband legalized his fourth wife, who then legitimized her status as a legal wife by promptly pushing out Kody's spirit baby through her Lincoln Tunnel a year later.

You don't need to be a genius to figure out if Meri's catfisher had been a real person, she would have left the cul-de-sac and Kody's not so funny business in a New York minute.

So let's enjoy the final episode(s), and hope, if there is another season, Kody brings in a 5th wife to keep this faltering franchise from slipping into obscurity.

And please, not Mindy. Make it a vacuous, ex-Vegas showgirl. Pulleeeeze????

Hey everybody, you know what time it is...

It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Will Kody add wife #5 to his Harem?

I'm waiting for ya, Kody!


Is the Honeymoon Experience finally over for these two love birds?


Robyn: Cynical Jink was right, this season stinks!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Kody proving that doing nothing all day can be hard work!
While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac!! Just call her Mrs. Brown, thank you very much!
I DO need an experienced nanny. Ok Kody, you can marry Mindy if you want!
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Well, that depends if the episode has a segment about her, and ONLY about her. Gotta keep up the appearance of being totally self-centered, right?

It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!



































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Sunday, June 19, 2016

SISTER WIVES LIVE TWEET PaRtY for Father's Day, June 19th, 2016

But first....

In case you haven't heard, Mykelti announced she is engaged to her boyfriend, Tony Padron.




I've always thought of all Kody's children, Mykelti was the one most like Kody. Impetuous, headstrong, opinionated, she was once reprimanded by Meri (and later Kody on a different episode) for showing too much of her ample cleavage.

Christine once called Mykelti her "Wild Child"

And who could forget her ignoring orders NOT to get on a wild horse in an episode on the Brown Family Ranch in Wyoming. The horse bucked her off, she landed flat on her back, and had to be taken to a chiropractor in extreme pain.

One can never get enough of Kody and  Robyn swapping hormones
Then there was the infamous hormones speech Kody gave to her then "boyfriend", which showed Mykelti listening intently to Kody's every word even though most of what he said was 1) based on misleading science and 2) showed Kody to be a hypocrite who didn't worry about hormones when he kissed Robyn on camera while Christine was in labor with Truely.

But there was also the Mykelti shown not wanting to go to Kody's Church of Dad one Sunday because it was being filmed. Who can forget her lofty plans to finish college two years early, become a fashion designer and adopt a bunch of kids with no mention of marriage. She was almost there...

Last year, Mykelti took a sudden turn for the worse. She left college, apparently gave up on being a fashion designer, and took a job in St George Utah, working for the pawn shop that "loaned" Kody and Robyn money for the financially struggling MSWC.

And now, less then two weeks from the highly publicized wedding of her bonus sister Maddie, Mykelti has announced her own engagement. To a 22 year old "banker", who happens to be mainstream LDS.

We started this conversation on the last week's Tweet Party post, so let's continue with this question...Do you think Mykelti's wedding will be featured on Sister Wives next? Is she really in love, or is this engagement announcement all for "the show" to boost ratings?


Your thoughts?


Hey everybody, you know what time it is...

It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Will Kody add wife #5 to his Harem?

I'm waiting for ya, Kody!


Is the Honeymoon Experience finally over for these two love birds?


Robyn: Hell no! I will NEVER approve a 5th! You should know that by now Kody!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Kody: Doing nothing all day is hard work!!
While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac!! Just call her Mrs. Brown, thank you very much!
I DO need an experienced nanny. Ok Kody, you can marry Mindy if you want!
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Well, that depends if the episode has a segment about her, and ONLY about her. Gotta keep up the appearance of being totally self-centered, right?

It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!


































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Sunday, June 12, 2016

SISTER WIVES Live TWEET Party for June 12th, 2016

But first....

I have to admit this. I was totally appalled at last week's birthing episode.

First of all, we've already witnessed Robyn pushing out one of Kody's babies from her nether regions.

At least Kody wasn't shown with his hand seductively rubbing Robyn's inner thigh. Seems this time around, the midwife had the gross privilege to not only get splashed when Robyn's water broke explosively, but she practically had to crawl on top of the woman to yank the Princess Ari-ola out. Unfortunately, the poor baby's clavicle was broken in the process. YIKES!

Daddy Dearest Kody trying to dance with 3 of his Kodettes


Frankly, I can understand the Baby Princess' reluctance to enter the kooky world of the cul-de-sac.

I know I would be reluctant.





And secondly, did Robyn's Mom Alice and Step-dad Paul really need to be sitting front and center in front of the birthing action, taking pictures with a CAMERA for goodness sakes? Aimed right towards Robyn's Lincoln Tunnel? To tell you the truth, I'm surprised there wasn't a huge tub of buttered popcorn in Alice's lap, with a gallon size soda in her hand while she watched and photographed the action. Good Grief!

What's WRONG with those people?

Okay, rant over because....

It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Will Meri and her acorn Mariah kiss and make up?


Mariah: Mom, your eyebrows look funny! Meri: Wait til you see me with a banana in my mouth!


Is the Honeymoon Experience finally over for these two love birds?


Robyn: Good grief Kody. Ya could've used a breath mint for cripes sakes!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

There's only ONE Mrs. Brown now and her name is Robyn, doggone it!

While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac!! Just call her Mrs. Brown, thank you very much!
Wow, now that I'm the real Mrs. Brown I don't need to be nice, right?
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Well, that depends if the episode has a segment about her, and ONLY about her. Gotta keep up the appearance of being totally self-centered, right?

It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!



































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