Sunday, May 29, 2016

SISTER WIVES: Live TWEET PARTY for May 29th, 2016

But first...

Let's chat for a while.

I'm not really sure if there will be a new Sister Wive's episode tonight, and to tell you the truth, the last two episodes have been soooo boring, I have yet to make it through one sitting without falling asleep. So I would welcome the vacation, if you know what I mean.

And let me warn you. This season of Sister Wives is not something you want to have playing while you're in REM sleep, I tell you! If you've watched Rosemary's Baby, when Mia Farrow suddenly says "This is no dream,  this is really happening!" well...let me just say it was a monogamist woman's nightmare (refer to the picture of Kody below, lasciviously licking his chops while looking at Robyn's naked belly) to see Kody's visage instead of the Devil, coming towards me with horns sticking out of his head. And the warts! Then I realized those weren't warts, they were  COLD SORES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

And on the subject of naked bellies, what's the deal with MSWC website? I'd put a link here, but Google is warning users to think twice before venturing further.



Notice just under the url for MSWC is the warning from Google. Here's the full explanation from Google Support...



Yeppers, so unless you want to see some ugly stuff, which would be infinitely more entertaining than Robyn's naked, pregnant nether regions, please don't venture there until Google (or your anti-virus protection) gives you the all clear!

If you want more information, here's an article from AATT that goes into a little more detail and speculation. It does make you wonder when was the last time Robyn actually LOOKED at her online store...apparently not this week.

MSWC Website Hacked AllAboutTheTea

Oh, and don't forget...Maddie's getting married very soon, so I would bet money Meri and Jangle will most likely be no-shows. Kody, Christine, and legal baby momma Robyn have been no-shows so far this season.




So let's party without them, doggone it! Checking the TLC website, there's a 2 hour episode tonight (Lord Give Us Strength) titled "Unforgiven" so let's party and snark!!! 


It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Where's Kody's bald spots? Are those horns growing out of his forehead?

While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac !!
Robyn: This isn't really happening, this is all a dream!
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Don't hold your breath!!


It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!




































Sunday, May 22, 2016

SISTER WIVES Live TWEET Party for May 22, 2016







It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!




Will Kody try to pawn another ugly watch for cash this week?


I'm so rich I go to pawn shops to get my spiritual wife a TV set!!


Will Meri finally start fighting and ask for her banana back?

Watch me on Catching the Catfisher after Sister Wives tonight, puleeeze!?!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Kody looking positively giddy over the baby in Robyn's belly....

While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac !!
Robyn: If the shoe fits, right?
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Don't hold your breath!!


It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!



































Sunday, May 15, 2016

SISTER WIVES: Live Tweet Party for May 15, 2016



It's OFFICIAL!! But will Janelle tweet her reqrets just before the show begins, like last week? Guess we'll find out later tonight! The West Coasters are waiting for ya, Janelle!!!



UPDATE !!!

Looks like the Browns were No Shows once again...Many thanks to TLC Executive Producer Amy Doyle for filling in with background info tweets, at least for the East Coast feed.






It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!




Will Kody continue to perfect his almost perfect Neanderthal Man look?

Kody: Duh...Say Whut???



Will Meri finally start fighting back?

Meri: Hey, I was married to Kody for over 20 years. I've got skills!


Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Kody looking positively giddy over the baby in Robyn's belly....

While Robyn attempts to show the world that modest may be hottest, but her naked belly BELONGS on national cable TV, dammit!!
Robyn: Hey, I'm just giving the public what they want!

Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?


It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!