Tuesday, October 28, 2014

UPDATE !! Off Topic Tuesday: Guess Who Had A Birthday and Other Select Tweets for 10/27/14

"We're getting Here Come Honey Boo Boo's time spot!"

Boy, has the past seven days been busy!

First, the Jodi Arias  sentencing trial started, and recently finished it's 4th day of deliberation (and have already lost 2 jurors!).

Then there was that big old mess in the Honey Boo Boo house that TLC expertly cleaned up quickly - like a surgeon lancing a festering boil on the ass of humanity (I sort of made that up).

I need some penicillin, stat!




But leave it to our polygamist buds to keep us monogamist harlots from walking the streets like zombies, by entertaining us with their tweets. (I sort of made that up, too)

Ah, right...

So what's been up with the Brown Krew?

Robyn is still on lockdown, but her handlers did allow her to tweet about her favorite son, King Sol. Has it been three years already?


Of course, the rest of the Brown sister wives, along with Meri's acorn and Robyn's nanny/housekeeper Mindy, contributed to the mutual admiration festival celebrating the third birthday of Kody's latest offspring.

But I'll never understand Meri's need to retweet what should be between family members...such as this tweet from Mindy.

Of course, Meri was compelled...COMPELLED to tweet about her most wonderful offspring...probably mumbling under her breath how Mariah is much more important than former galpal's Sol...


And then of course she had to give kudos to bonus child's Hunter's recent wrestling 2nd place victory.

I wonder why Meri was hanging out at the airport? Was she picking up traveler Janelle? Or did Mariah just have to come home, again. Oh please tell me she wasn't stalking VLL!!!


No surprise here from Kody. Yeah, yeah. Sol's just a chip off the old block, right Kody? NOT...


And of course, Kody tweeted his approval of Hunter's wrestling performance...it was soooo close. I wonder if Kody practices what he preaches? Motivational fuel? Pride and depth?

And how nice to retweet Coach Wike's tweet about shoes...

Kody just had to make a female fan feel like an idiot. I think Kimberly had it right. Kody would be doing a lot of running away from his wrestling opponents nowadays!


I don't understand Mariah's tweets sometimes when it's about Sol. It just seems so...weird, especially when she has five other brothers that she has never tweeted about so...glowingly.

Of course, Aspyn tweets about her latest love, selling trinkets for Alex and Ani. If I were bonus mom Robyn I would be very upset Aspyn is not selling MSWC to her sorority sisters...



Here's a tweet from Janelle. How tranquil, but at first I thought it was a forest fire. You know what, I still think it's a forest fire...Run fer yer life, Mr. Fisherman!!!
Alas, Janelle couldn't be with the fisherman of her dreams because she had to pick up the slack left by the TLC intern on their official TLC Facebook fanpage. Thank you for answering the question of the decade "What is a cube of butter?"



And another thanks to Janelle for retweeting this bit of Mormon history...


I love how Janelle let it be known that no one from the Brown's Kamp travelled to Iowa to cheer Hunter at his wrestling match.

Hmmmm....Isn't it funny how Janelle chose to take a picture of this city at night? Almost like she didn't want us to know where she was...Guess what, Janelle. If you don't want people to know where you are, DON'T TWEET YOU'RE TRAVELING!!!



At least Christine started tweeting pictures of Truely again.







This past Sunday, @BradyandWives showed they are getting the hang of Live tweeting...




But they could have done without the obligatory We Love Our Husband tweet...UGH!!!

And when did Kody Brown ever thank the audience for watching their show???



On the Brady and Wives family Facebook, Brady challenged fans to show him their piles (LOL).

Post by Brady and Wives.



Well Brady, here's my pile o'books... on my Kindle, of course!




So there, Mr. Philosophy Major!!!


And in case you haven't heard, there's a big hole in the TLC lineup now.

Yep, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has gone bye bye for good...


If you missed the commotion. First, there was this 10/23/14 posting on the family FB page...Denying everything of course.


Post by Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo).


And then, a day later, there was this video...Guess TLC don't like playing games especially when convicted child molesters are involved...



Post by Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo).


Hmmm...Looks like the rumors Mama June were true about her seeking legal counsel. They most likely advised her how dumb it was to talk about her "problems" to fans. It's a shame because that video, where she announced to fans that TLC had called her that morning to tell her the show was cancelled, was priceless. Deny Deny Deny is the name of her tune...


The rest is history...

Looks like that morality clause Kate Gosselin wrote about does exist!


UPDATE 10/30/14

On a serious note: This from the Williams and TLC...



Post by Brady and Wives.





Well, that's all for now. More updates as they occur!
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Sunday, October 26, 2014

Live Tweet Party! My Five Wives for Sunday, October 26, 2014





Brady working on his Halloween mask



Are you ready for this week's Live Tweet Party in My Living Room?

That's right, you can view and join  My Five Wives live tweeting all in the comfort of My Living Room!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.





So kick off yer shoes, put on yer best Prairie Dress and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!









But first...


Hmmm....I wonder what Brady is referring to in these tweets????













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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Memories: Oldie but Goodie Tweets from the Browns

I'm not going to sugarcoat this. It's been slim pickings on the Brown Family's tweets. Maybe they are tired of their tweets being analyzed, who knows. But it sure tells their fans just how much they care...

I decided, hey. If the Browns won't tweet new stuff to their fans, I'll go back into my files and find those early tweets (and some Facebook stuff) they forgot existed. Or deleted.

For example. Here's a choice oldie but goodie from a semi-newlywed (and impregnated with Sol) Robyn. You see, some mean people were saying things about her that she felt was just not right or fair! Even if it was October of 2011!!

So she went all ballistic on their collective you know whats. Funny thing, notice how she begins "Follow my Sister Wives and build them up..." but quickly gets back to the point that SHE's just a victim of bad editing and an evil editor. And everyone wants to be her friend.

Ahh...Right....


Here's a subtle reminder why many fans stopped liking Robyn that first season in 2010. Yep, knowing that Kody was rushing to be with Christine who was about to give birth to Truely, Robyn chose that time to passionately kiss her husband to be. Problem was, according to Christine, no kissing is allowed prior to the marriage ceremony. Editing had nothing to do with this faux pas. And let's not forget her trying to hide from her sister wives the fact that Kody chose her wedding dress, her supersized wedding and honeymoon, not to mention her keeping that honeymoon alive by making sure she got more time with Kody than any of his other wives, combined.



So I suppose the moral of this story is, with a Sister Wife like Robyn, who needs enemies?

Remember this tweet? Here's a fan that called out the fact that Kody was only following Robyn on Twitter. Interesting that the fan chose to tweet her question to Janelle, who immediately went into "Stand by Your Man" mode  in order to explain away why that occurred. And save some face.




Yep,  Kody is emotion savvy all right! His reply definitely showed that...



Back in the early days, the Browns appeared to tweet freely about the upcoming season without the firm hand of TLC guiding their way. Notice the subtle technique Kody and Meri used to generate suspense...Oh, and they were on vacation in Mexico while tweeting, too!





Of course, while Kody and Meri was in Mexico (on TLC's dime because it was filmed for the show) this is how Robyn let her fans know she was lonesome, poor lost soul....




We all wondered exactly what "work" Robyn needed a break from...oh yeah, being a Sister Wife and knowing Kody was living it up in Mexico with Meri!!

Hmmm....I wonder if Rosie ever showed up for dinner?



Here's a lunch date that did materialize...Can you just feel those passive aggressive jabs at Christine and Janelle? A little too much "Oh we have sooooo much fun together"-ness if you ask me!




They may not have gotten a photo op with Rosie, but their booking agent was able to get the Browns (sans Robyn) a picture with none other than Carrot Top!! Well Zlist is better than no list I suppose...



OOOOH!!!! More bonding time between Meri and her best bud Robyn...my my, have the times changed...



I guess the "begging for quarters" was another way the Browns financed their McMansions!!!


Remember how Meri used to call Kody lover? THAT hasn't happened in a long time. But she did acquire that nasty VLL obsession that's occupied her twitter time the past year or so...




Sadly, Kody's tweets about Christine are no longer as "loving" or appreciative. Makes me think maybe a ghost-tweeter wrote these tweets...



Nowadays, Christine still occasionally sends out tweets like this, but usually she's with her kids and Kody is nowhere to be found...




Finally, Meri (aka the First and Legal Wife of Kody Brown and Don't You Ever Forget It!!) made sure her many twitter followers (including her best bud and sisterwives Robyn, Christine and Janelle) saw this announcement that not only was she home from Mexico, that she and Kody had a wonderful time...alone!!




And here's this wonderful nugget from the early days of their family friend run Facebook book page that only "vetted" friends could enjoy. This was Robyn's response to a fan who wanted to know what was happening with their plans to start a gym called Fundamental Fitness.



Talk about loose lips sinking ships! And unless their TLC handlers were "friends" with the family friend (actually a friend of Robyn's) they never saw this faux pas. You see, Robyn's comment contradicted the storyline presented on the show. That is, after bringing in a investor (who mysteriously disappeared along with business partner Trainer Bill during a season hiatus) Kody was shown dropping the plans for Fundamental Fitness and going with My Sister Wives Closet instead.

And that's when TLC started to control the Brown Krew with an iron hand and that Robyn lovefest of a fanpage became extinct. Pity...

That was 2012. What a difference almost three years can make!!
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