Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Psychology Today: Odd Facts About Kissing

OMG....Just file this under:  TMI about swapping spit...



Kody and Robyn swapping pre-spiritual marriage spit

Odd Facts About Kissing

A Kiss is Not Just a Kiss
 
Odd Facts About Kissing
  • A quick romantic kiss burns about 2-3 calories. A more passionate kiss burns 5 or more calories, depending on the duration and intimacy of the kiss.
  • The average person spends about 20,160 minutes of his or her life kissing.
  • The condition and appearance of a potential partner’s teeth plays a determining factor in a woman’s decision to kiss someone or not.
  • Men are more likely to initiate kissing before sex. Women are more likely to initiate kissing after sex.
  • Women use the intensity and frequency of kissing to evaluate a man’s suitability for short-term relationships as well as judging the potential of a short-term relationship evolving into a long-term relationship. Men use kissing, especially in short-term relationships, to increase the likelihood of having sex.
  • Mucus membranes inside the mouth are permeable to hormones such as testosterone. Through open-mouth kissing, men introduced testosterone into a woman’s mouth. Testosterone is absorbed through the mucus membranes in the woman’s mouth and increases arousal and the likelihood that she will engage in reproductive behavior.
  • Men prefer open-mouth kissing with tongue contact when kissing short-term partners to increase the probability of mating.
  • Open mouth kissing promotes salivary exchange. Saliva contains salts, minerals, and other substances that cause breath odor to change as women progress through their menstrual cycle. These changes regulate a woman’s receptivity to procreative activities.
  • Prostitutes avoid kissing clients on their mouths to reduce the likelihood of bonding.
  • Men seeking short-term relationships are more apt to leave shortly after copulation to reduce the likelihood of bonding.
  • Kissing provides information about a person’s health. The taste and the smell of an individual's mouth can signal health issues. Women seek partners who can provide security for them and their children. Unhealthy men are less likely to be able to provide long-term security. Men seek women who are healthy enough to bare and raise children. Unhealthy women are less likely to bare healthy children.
  • Men, more than women, use kissing in an attempt to end fights. 

from: Psychology Today blog: Let Their Words Do the Talking

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Off Topic Saturday 4/26/14: What's Up With Those Christine Tweets?

Truely having a Tea Party

This week Christine tweeted two new pics of Truly, sleeping.

The only problem is, they show her sleeping in unusual places like in a shopping cart or sleeping while sitting up in a chair with her head on a pillow on the island in Christine's kitchen.
And in one picture, her face does appear to be flushed.


Here are the tweets:












What I find interesting is that the above pictures do look a lot like Truely when she was filmed last year for the episode "Browns In Crisis". She was very ill at the time and eventually was hospitalized for kidney failure! Here are some screen caps from the episode:






I'm going to give Christine the benefit of the doubt, and just say that maybe she was clearing out her picture files, saw these pictures from last year when Truely was sick and decided they were cute enough to share with her Twitter followers.

What do you think? (Thanks to Anons and Lobotomized for bringing this to my attention!)

When it rains, it pours in Kodyland, doesn't it? Seems the cul-de-sac was invaded by hoards of looky-lous recently:
Well I'd like to quote from one of my favorite blogs, The Real EStalker, who blogs about celebrity real estate but adds this caveat (which you'd think would be a matter of common sense):
"Please enjoy our little online endeavor, but children, have some sense. Do not go knocking on any of the damn doors of any of the properties we discuss. These people do not need any of you people ringing their bells and tripping their security. Seriously. Just don't do it."

 But I got to admit I would have liked to be the cricket in the front yard watching that confrontation going down! I wonder which wife, or was it even Kody doing the yelling? Was it a tour bus? And did they call the police?

Looks like Janelle's Savanah is making a name for herself in sports:
I just hope Janelle doesn't enroll her in dance with someone like Abby Lee Miller, who would be quick to say that second place is first loser. In my book, second place is better than no place! Congrats Savannah! Well done!
Enough already with the VanLadyLove callouts. People are beginning to call you a groupie, Meri! And for the record, I prefer to vacuum to Queen's Another One Bites the Dust. Thank you very much!



You know, I hate to be cynical but something just doesn't ring true for me when I read Christine's blog. She had the same problem with Ysabel (if I remember correctly) not respecting her, and now little Truely too? I wonder what really is going on here.

And the stuff in the online store is still overpriced and ugly.


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
 
SISTER WIVES RETURNS TO TLC
JUNE 8, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Off Topic Wednesday 4/23/14: So What Have Sister Wives and My Five Wives Been Up To This Week?


I know, I know. I totally took a vacation from all things polygamy centered. So I've been MIA for over a week.

And it was Easter, too.

Anyway, as I was preparing to watch the previous week's episode of My Five Wives to prepare myself for Sunday's episode (yep, my middle name has become procrastination) I get a phone call from my BFF.

BFF: Girl, you have got to watch Real Housewives of Atlanta!
ME: I can't stand that show, and it's the reunion show so nope ain't watching it.
BFF: You'll be sorry...there was a fight!
ME: Fight? OK...
Boy, was she ever right!

There the ladies were, all sitting politely on the couches. Let's see, Porsha (named after a car), Cynthia (a model), Kenya (named after a country and a former Miss USA), NeNe (the less said about that sour pussed b**** the better), Phaedra (an attorney married to a wicked but extremely goodlooking ex-convict) and Kandi (named after candy, what else?).

Porsha and Kenya about to go at it...

So I fastforwarded to the point where all hell broke loose...

And it was epic. Too bad we don't see something like this on My Five Wives or Sister Wives.

This is where it begins: Kenya used a megaphone (provided by Andy Cohen) to yell at Porsha.


BEAUTY QUEENS DOWN!!



Porsha jumped up, got into Kenya's face. Next thing you know, beauty queens were on the floor, with Porsha pulling on Kenya's weave.

Unlike Danielle Staub (former housewife of NJ involved in a weave pulling incident on that show), Kenya  has a good weave because it stays put.




I don't think Andy Cohen was amused...



Andy Cohen attempting to keep Kenya away from a prostrate and distraught Porsha, who apparently just realized she's assaulted Kenya on videotape. She is lying on the floor in frustration and embarrassment off camera.




Porsha being carried away, with her "good" friends NeNe, Phaedra (who's also a defense attorney) and Kandi surrounding her offering their "support" as she calls Kenya a "ratchet hoe".





Poor, poor Porsha. She hasn't had a good season. Her husband filed for divorce, and was able to retain all of his assets. As he related to a friend (either Cindy's or Nene's husband) Porsha had no financial sense at all (like a certain polygamist we have come to know). He told the judge how she had paid cash for a condo only to have it seized and sold at auction because she didn't pay the property taxes. So she was too irresponsible to be given any real property - and the judge agreed.

I guess he was right, because she doesn't have a proverbial pot to you know what in (outside of her Bravo money) but she was boasting to Andy Cohen about her new boobies. On her chest. As if he cared.

Sister Wives and My Five Wives just don't compare with the kind of deluded thinking of wealth you only find in the Real Housewives franchises.

And on the subject of My Five Wives, I expected to see some live tweeting with fans during Sunday's  show.

Imagine my surprise when the only tweet from BradyandWives was this one:


Did BradyandWives not get the official memo? Or was that the reason Kody and his Kodypendents© were called in to take over tweeting duties while they were supposedly on an RV vacation somewhere in the heartland of America (yeah, right).
And when you give Kody an inch of attention, he WILL take a mile...and then some...
And of course, Kody has to address fans who may think he doesn't know what the word CENSOR means. After all, he did spell it wrong.
And isn't it amazing how Kody took the opportunity to talk about his boys, instead of about Brady's.
Not to be outdone by the Kodster, Robyn tweeted some of her thoughts, too.
So Robyn, are you telling us that's why you use family as domestic help because your sisterwives refuse to clean your house for you? Are you saying your sisterwives aren't being "sweet"?

And how about this canned response about showing affection:
So it looks like the answer to THAT question is NEVER!!!
Ahhh.... Another quote from the AUB Sister Wives Handbook. But the following exchange has left me...speechless...Can you spell D E L U S I O N A L ??
Calling Andy Cohen! Calling Andy Cohen!! You need to hire Robyn Brown for Real Housewives of Las Vegas! She'll fit righhhhtttt innnnnn....

And what was Meri doing? Why she was celebrating her anniversary with her lover!
And here's a picture to prove it!


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