Showing posts with label I Scour the Internet 2015. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Scour the Internet 2015. Show all posts

Thursday, December 31, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Happy New Year Edition, January 1, 2016


All I have to say is...I hope Robyn pops Baby Girl Brownie out soon because the tabloids are scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Brown news.

It doesn't help matters that the Browns have been extremely quiet, no doubt due to the major embarrassment of former legal wife Meri Brown after her very public Twitter escapade with a Catfisher became widely known.

And that banana picture didn't help, either.

But if you look hard enough, there are still some Brown gems to be found...even that insufferable Catfisher brought a smile to my cynical lips. I mean, really. Who would've thunk it. Engaged, to a Bradley Cooper lookalike no less.

Yep, and I'm the Queen of Sheba, too!!

Anyway, I was reading Kody Brown's retweets today. He's trying so hard to show the world that he has more on his mind besides Robyn, their soon to be born baby girl, and a former legal wife who would have left her cul-de-sac McMansion in a New York minute if "Sam the Sham"  had truly been a man and a millionaire, instead of a Catfishing ne'er do well.

Like, I'm holding my breath for that e-book to be published. Maybe 2017? Yeah, right.

So here's my choice for the two most ironic (if not moronic) statements that have put the cherry on top of the year 2015. Made by two people who really really deserve each other.




Nicely said there. Meri must be giggling with glee she dodged THAT bullet...

Let it be said nobody, I mean NOBODY can make a bigger fool of himself than Meri's former legal hubby Kody...on Christmas Day no less. I'm just hoping he's not planning on running for public office. Please....


Isn't it funny how Mr. Brown can tell someone to get off Twitter and spend time with their family? Oh, the irony!

This all reminds me of the immortal words of that Animal House character, the incomparable Dean Wormer:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"



On the other hand, Kody and Christine did manage to produce Aspyn, who has  1) remained in college and 2) been elected President of the UNLV Pan Hellenic Council.

I find her sense of humor to really be a breath of fresh air, considering the overly oppressive atmosphere emanating from that cul-de-sac her father has created.


You know, I was thinking that a reality show featuring Aspyn at college would interesting. I would watch it. Hey, TLC if you're reading this, once the Kody Train ends it's run, how about a reality show featuring the college kids?

From Janelle, who continues to be the "Official" Twitter Point Person for the Kody and his Kodettes, we get the only holiday greeting that sounds sincere (i.e. suitable for fan consumption)



Seriously Janelle. We want the scoop on Robyn! Did she demand you guys throw her a baby shower? And, the answer to the question: What role did Robyn's JYD have in the Catfish affair?

Again, I'm not holding my breath, but maybe it was filmed for the next season.



Now here's something interesting from Meri. Even though she no longer tweets all those sappy sayings like when she was unfortunately involved with that catfisher, it looks like she occasionally will stick her head out of that Sister Wives hole in the ground and show appreciation for the fans rooting her on.



Let's just hope she will follow her gut feeling if something doesn't sound right, it probably isn't. But I still want to know how Robyn's JYD figures in this catfishing mess! Sorry, I just can't let it go!!

Here's something interesting. For all you SWB fans, you might remember this twitter account as being THE LAST WORD for all things Sister Wives. Run by a married couple who were die hard fans and "friends" of Robyn (but with slightly more decorum than JYD) they suddenly dropped from the scene shortly after Robyn birthed King Sol. Now that JYD has been, once again, kicked to the curb, the old Kody Family Twitter suddenly sprung back to life.




The couple behind @SisterWives01 were also the masterminds behind the old, vetted friends only Kody Brown and Family Facebook page that promised exclusive contact with the Sister Wives but quickly faded out of the picture once the Browns went to Live Tweeting after their book was published.

Hmmmm....does this mean Robyn once again has kicked JYD out of the cul-de-sac? Are they still best buds? Will Robyn ever be seen in the same picture frame with JYD again? AND WHAT WAS JYD's ROLE IN THE CATFISH AFFAIR?

And before leaving, let's ponder some New Year's Resolutions Kody and his Kodettes should attempt for this new year. I think Kody should be nicer to Christine and start courting that elusive 5th wife, just to even the score with Brady Williams and his Five Wives. I'm in need for another classic, late night Robyn Twitter meltdown complete with post-birth, no makeup selfies that shows the audience the true Robyn. And something knocking Robyn off the pedestal as the newest and fertile wife is just what is needed to spice up the show. Pretty please???

What do you think?

Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet, so you can celebrate New Year's Day in style!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!




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Sunday, December 13, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Twelve Days Before Christmas Edition for December 13, 2015





Can you believe how fast this year has gone? And it's less than two weeks before Christmas, too!!!

So let's check out some tweets from our favorite polygamists, shall we?




First off, we have college student Mariah and a school friend doing their part to help the disadvantaged refugees in South Salt Lake.

Of course, it's not really clear who the refugees are, and why they have found refuge in South Salt Lake, but at least the young lady is trying to do something to help people in need. Speculation in my other living room is that this could possibly be a sociology project.

At the other end of the donating money spectrum, comes this totally self-serving announcement from The Joker, now better known as The Catfisher.


The PayPal page is scary to say the least...


Like, it's an e-book, right? So why the need to include your address? Okay, it IS the Christmas season, so I'll give the Semi-Great Imposter the benefit of the doubt that this is the default order form for non PayPal members. But frankly, with what we know of the Joker's background, that's wayyyy too much information to be giving out and way way wayyyyyy too much money to be asking for bad fiction.

My final two words are: Caveat Emptor !!!

If you are in need of a good laugh, read the Joker's entire pitch for moolah on it's blog...and don't forget to read the comments! Priceless!

PREORDER MY EBOOK – “ALMOST MERI’ED” can be located through the link to the Joker's blog found in his Twitter bio...  https://twitter.com/notbatmanyet


And while we are talking about Meri, checking her Twitter shows us how she's getting into the Christmas Season. First she tweets this picture...




And then she tweets this quote from Martin Luther King...



Looks like the lady is turning the other cheek and moving on with her life after catfish.

Of course, Robyn is MUCH too BUSY being pregnant with little girl brownie to even tweet anymore. But I have one burning question that needs to be answered...What role did Robyn's JYD play in this Meri catfishing deal. That's all, simple. I wonder if we will ever find out for sure.

Buried beneath a lot of political retweets on Kody's Twitter, we find this interesting tweet by Original Three wife Janelle that he retweeted:

Well, we know Robyn's too busy being preggers, but I wonder why Aspyn's mommy Christine didn't tweet this? Oh well, it would have been a cold day in Hell before Robyn would have tweeted about Aspyn's election. You just know Robyn's feeling those definite pangs of jealousy. So look out Aurora. Your future is either election to the statewide or even the national President of the PanHellenic Council, or becoming a sisterwife like your mommy dearest. What a dilemma! Kind of like aspiring to be a brain surgeon or a fry cook, don't you agree? (Thanks to The Beverly Hillbillies)

Back to Janelle, she's getting into the season by tweeting a picture of her Holiday Stockings hanging on the fireplace. But there are eleven stockings pictured. Besides the dog, who gets honored with a stocking this year???



Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU can start getting ready for Christmas!!!




On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
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Saturday, July 18, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Post Independence Day Edition for July 19th 2015




Question:

When is the Air Force Academy not the Air Force Academy?

Answer:

When it's the Air Force Academy Prep School!





Say Whut??? But I thought...

Yep, y'all. It's true.

But first, some background...

Remember that day the Brown's tweeted those pictures of recent HS grad Hunter sitting in a conference room signing his life away....uh...I mean signing his Academy appointment papers?



Like any nosy person, back in May I popped over to the AF Academy's Official Website and read that Basic Cadet Training for the 2019 class would begin on June 25th and continue for 90 days until Parent's Day in September.

When June 25 came and went with nary a mention from  Janelle, Kody, and the rest of the sister wives parental units, I figured this would be yet another infamous Sister Wives Brown Family trip - this time to Colorado Springs - to send Hunter on his way.

And then, on July 14th, Janelle tweeted this:



Whoa...hold the phone! Basic Cadet Training started on June 25th, so what's going on? A living room member named Cheryl pointed out, maybe, he was accepted into the AF Academy Prep school instead of the actual AF Academy. I hadn't heard of the Prep school so of course, I let my finger do the clicking on the Official link she provided.

Lo and behold, there IS something called the AF Academy Prep School. In fact, apparently ALL of the service academies (you know, Annapolis, West Point) have Prep schools.

Who would've thunk it?

And guess who makes up a majority of the students attending? Yep, top HS athletes who did not get accepted into the more academically rigorous AF Academy, in this case. In recent years, the service academy prep schools have come under fire because of some questionable decisions - the same misdeeds universities were accused of  when it became known some top athletes never attended classes but still managed to stay in school with a barely passing GPA...or worse, graduating with a degree while being totally illiterate.

Now, the AF Academy Prep School isn't a walk in the park. A HS student can't apply directly to attend the Prep school: They still go through the actual AF Academy application process and be declined admittance  -BUT-  If they have compelling attributes (like being a star State athlete like Hunter) they could be admitted to the Prep School instead. Prep School students are still required to maintain certain academic and physical requirements for 10 months, as well as being required to join the Air Force Reserve. At the end of their 10 month Prep journey, they only have a 75-80% chance of being accepted into the AF Academy. Which is still pretty good odds considering 10 months earlier they were denied admittance.

But I maintained hope that Hunter was accepted into the actual AF Academy and maybe Janelle was doing one of those patented Brown Family smoke and mirrors, song and dance routines.

That hope all went out the window the next day when Janelle tweeted this -  erasing all doubt what school Hunter would be attending for the next 10 months:


Good Luck Hunter! Here's hoping in 10 months you are successful in being accepted at the AF Academy!

Some interesting links for further reading:

The United States Air Force Academy Preparatory School


NYTimes: The Military Prep School Scam


Military academies, including AFA, face criticism for using prep schools to fill athletic teams


In other Twitter News...


Over a month ago, Meri was acting like some giddy fifteen year old teenager on Twitter. Then, suddenly, her Twitter went dark on July 9th. This was her next to last tweet that day...


Holy catfish, Batman!




YIKES!!! 


Well, I'm happy to report Meri has come back to Twitter life acting a bit more appropriately for a middle-aged polygamist who happens to be a spiritual wife of Kody Brown after becoming the ex-Mrs Kody Brown in order for sister wife Robyn to step into the legal role as the New and now very Pregnant Mrs. Kody Brown.

Hmmm....now I wonder who Meri was thinking about when she tweeted this little gem?


That's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet, so YOU can listen one more time to "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band and "Money (Makes the World Go 'Round)" from Cabaret. Enjoy!!!!









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Thursday, June 11, 2015

UPDATED!!!! I Scour the Internet The Pre Summer Solstice/ Father's Day Edition for June 12th, 2015

Holy Guacamole, it's only the beginning of summer with three months to go before the new season of Sister Wives.

I'll tell you one thing. I simply can't WAIT for another scandal to hit TLC. Last year it was Honey Boo Boo. Last month, the Duggars went down...really down. So who's betting on the Sister Wives being next?

We all now know that the supposed "leaking" of Meri's divorce and Kody's remarriage to that vixen 4th wife Robyn Sullivan Brown was all about the ratings. And it was successful, too. Ratings for the Sister Wives finale soared to levels unseen since the beginning seasons. Unfortunately, the struggling My Five Wives saw it's viewership sink below the one million viewers mark.  Despite various "compelling" storylines including Lonie's pregnancy and Rosemary's allegations against her father, the show was summarily canceled.

So now we're left with three more months of polygamous free TLC programming. And it's a bore, let me tell you.

Meri admiring her flowers...from a "friend"

Of course, you'd think the Kody Krew© would step up on their tweeting, or whatever social medium that would influence the most number of people to tune in next September. And for a while, Meri and her side kick and legal status beneficiary Robyn did step up to the plate.

Robyn started her strangely narcissistic I Likey fanpage on Facebook while Meri embarked on an embarrassing display of teenage angst and puppy love by barraging her followers with hundreds of motivational sayings in the attempt to remain positive about her "situation" while simultaneously  carrying on a  Twitter "friendship" with a male "friend", complete with flowers being sent to her, because...well, just because.

And throughout this mess, Kody has remained eerily silent. Almost as if he could care less what his spiritual wife was doing online, and with whom.

We can only hope he is too busy courting his fifth wife. For  the ratings, of course...




So let's get going on the social media presence of the Brown's so far this month.

We shall begin with this week's edition of....

The Tao of the Former Legal Mrs. Kody Brown







I now feel enlightened, empowered, and strangely craving peanut butter fritos with a Kool-Aid chaser. How about you?


Back to reality, Meri seems to be the only sister wife, besides Robyn of course, that tweets pictures of Robyn's mischievous little King Sol.








Whoa...is that a KNIFE on that chair? And is it me or is that carpeting looking a bit...worn? Maybe it's the gosh awful color...Anyway, who doesn't imagine if this had been another bonus child, Meri would not have been so cheerful, considering the colossal effort required to cleanup that mess.

Looks like Meri's followers aren't the only ones noticing her Twitter "friendship" with The Joker, aka George Glass. But, alas, the infatuation has faded big time. In the May 24th edition of I Scour, Mr. G was riding the high wave of unbridled friendship with Meri and a lot of hubris thrown in for good measure. But alas,  looks like Mr. G had to clean house on followers after Robyn's JYD decided to follow him on Twitter, no doubt to spy. Wow, that was  a smart move being he only had 37 followers !!

Leave it to Robyn "I'm the new family sheriff in the cul-de-sac" Brown to knock this "budding" relationship down a notch or two on her Likey fanpage.



You can almost hear her screaming to whoever is within earshot how he's got a lot of nerve, especially when he deftly cleaned out his followers (including Robyn's JYD) all within 24 hours of JYD's sudden appearance. Let's hope Robyn and her JYD aren't government spies.

Stealth and subtlety  are not their forte...And now Meri has drastically cut back on her overly gleeful twitter convos with her "friend" and he appears to have drifted on to other people, mainly his "girlfriend". But don't worry, Meri still converses with her friend, only more discreetly. The way it should have been in the beginning.


On a more cheerful note, last Friday Hunter graduated from High School! There weren't a lot of pictures, but hopefully it was filmed for the show. I want to see Hunter's graduation party in the cul-de-sac! It's a tradition of the show!!












How sad that Hunter's Daddy Dearest did NOT tweet any congratulations, choosing to retweet his wives congrats instead. But he did take time to retweet this message from Meri, which was rather ironic considering she most likely tweeted this in retaliation for all the "rumor mongering" about her Twitter friendship, even though she flaunted that friendship for almost a month and then abruptly ended her twitter chatter once Robyn and her JYD got wind of it...



Makes me wonder who the real haters, fools and idiots are. Hint: They reside in a gated cul-de-sac.

Finally, from our friend at The Principle (F-LDS), there is an excerpt of a sermon from Marvin Jessop on the future of the AUB after the allegations presented by Rosemary Williams. He is the leader of the AUB in Pinesdale MT.

The Principle (F-LDS)



UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
6/19/15


That's riggggghttt!!!! Robyn is preggers, this time with Kody's second legitimate child being that he made Robyn an honest woman last December 2014. Let's just hope it's not the case of Robyn finally going through with being a surrogate to carry a fertilized egg of Meri and ex-husband Kody.

How much you want to bet the next season of Sister Wives will make no mention of the supposed legal fight between the new Mr. Robyn Brown and Robyn's ex-husband for parental rights. Yeah, that was a dumb storyline that, like a majority of Kody and Krew's actions, wasn't well thought out.

Save up your grocery money, Original Three Wives. With a pregnant Robyn and Kody at the head of the family, it is guaranteed to be an extremely bumpy ride going forward!

Poor Meri. All that hell she must be going through. No wonder she retweets with all those damn  sayings. And let's not forget while Kody was undoubtedly spending all his time with his newest Mrs (how ELSE did she get pregnant, I ask you), holding her ....um....head while she no doubt suffered morning sickness (Yeah, that's the ticket!)  poor Meri had to placate her loneliness by accepting flowers from a Twitter friend (as described by Robyn, who eagerly cleared up any misperceptions this Joker may have had of ever appearing on Sister Wives).

Actually, I think Meri's Twitter friend should be featured on an episode of Sister Wives. You heard of the Thrilla in Manila? Well it could be the Battle of the Vegans, with Kody representing Las Vegas and Meri's George Glass representing all those Vegans who still yearned for the richness of pot roast gravy in their Vegan stew, wrestling for the "love" of fair maiden Meri. Right in the cul-de-sac. Winner take all.

But just compare the picture of Meri with her flowers with this picture from People Magazine. What a difference. Poor Meri looks like she'd rather be having 5 root canals with no anesthesia. Such a sad, sad picture...

One last thing, historically Kody starts courting when a wife is pregnant, so can we hope that Kody stays true to his polygamous form and starts courting his 5th??? A Vegas showgirl who just happens to be a Vegan, too? Pretty please, TLC???? Can you just imagine the meltdown Robyn would have? Which explains that epic Twitter meltdown Robyn had a few months back.  Robyn ALWAYS has a Twitter meltdown when she's pregnant! Her baby bump is pretty evident, don't you think? I wonder if she was already pregnant when she had her last meltdown (complete with those ridiculous selfies she took).

The Browns may have saved their show with this latest pregnancy. And how convenient to announce the Friday before Father's Day Sunday!


Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU can spend your time reading about the Duggars!

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Sunday, May 24, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Memorial Day, See Ya Later Duggars! Edition for May 24 2015



Funny story. A couple of nights ago my BFF called me, all breathless. "Is it true?" she asked. I gave her the good/bad news (depending on whether you're a hater or lover). She then said something that if I was walking I would have fallen right down on my ample posterior.

She asked me "How could something like that happen with all those wives around?"

I was shocked and puzzled. I gathered my thoughts, resisting the urge to take my telephone handset and bang it on the table while yelling "McFly! McFly!!"

Calmly I asked her,  "What do you mean?" "Well, aren't the Duggars the polygamists?" she asked.

"Ah...no, that's the DARGERS" I replied.

BFF had her first senior moment, and I was witness to it! Whoo Hoo!!!

So unless you've been spending time with Kody and his Kodettes© in their Kul-de-Sak, you've undoubtedly have heard about the latest scandal to rock the hallowed network halls of TLC.

Guess they are going to need to change the TLC group picture, AGAIN.

Here's the Official Announcement from TLC that appeared on the 19 Kids and Counting Official Facebook Fanpage (as of May 22).

Effective immediately, TLC has pulled all episodes of 19 Kids and Counting currently from the air. We are deeply...
Posted by TLC on Friday, May 22, 2015


And here's one of many online articles about Josh Duggar...

Statements from the Duggar family via People.com.
Posted by 19 Kids and Counting on Thursday, May 21, 2015

Yep, I have a feeling we can stick a fork in 19 Kids and Counting...they are DONE.

Oh, and one last thing...In case anyone was planning on going to this event sponsored by TLC, I have a sneaking suspicion the Duggars are going to be no-shows.



Alrighty then. So what's new with the Browns?


Well, besides birthdays, Meri either retweeting those inspirational tweet at an alarming rate (her followers must love her for cluttering up their timelines) or tweeting sweet, coy nothings that shouldn't ever see the light of day, nothing really. Business as usual in the old cul-de-sac.

But I have to say Meri's prolific tweeting to a male friend is getting a bit, uh... out of hand.

Far be it from me to participate in her rather immature (but somewhat entertaining) Twitter interchanges with a male "friend" who prefers to think of himself as a not ready for primetime semi-superhero aficionado of all things Meri Brown.  I think her followers are just as shocked as I am when reading them.

In my other living room, to protect the not yet a superhero FOM (friend of Meri), he's known simply as George Glass. You know, that George Glass from the Brady Bunch show. I simply call him The Joker. Like the Steve Miller Band song from years ago.



Either way, he appears to have quite the opinion about himself.

He recently warned his followers, all 37 of them:
"If you follow me because I'm friends with Meri you will be [blocked] immediately Lol"
Meri sure knows how to pick 'em, doesn't she? First Kody and now this joker. Sheesh!!

Getting back to a bonafide "reality star", Meri continues to inundate her followers with at least a hundred motivational memes a day...well it seems like hundreds.

Starting in this issue of I Scour the Internet, I've created a new outlet for Meri's motivational tweets and retweets. I'm calling it...

The Tao of the Former Legal Mrs. Kody Brown


Here's a sampling of her offerings for this weekend...













Where's Og Mandino when you need him?


Logan recently celebrated his 21st birthday.

First to tweet congrats was his bonus mom Meri:

And his biological mommy dearest, Janelle...


And of course, bonus mom Christine tweeted her congratulations, along with a cute picture when Logan was a young boy...





Robyn stopped whatever she was doing with Kody and tweeted out this congrats...Sounds like she forgave him for getting the heck out of the cul-de-sac as soon as he graduated high school...or she's sucking up to her new legal hubby...



Unfortunately, the best effort Daddy Dearest Kody could muster was to retweet his wives congrats...with the exception of...hold on to your chapeaus...the tweet of former legal wife Meri.

The next day was Kody's and his new legal Mrs's 5th spiritual wedding anniversary...

Of course, the Original Three tweeted out their sentiments:

Meri's, surprisingly enough, appeared to be civil...but is that a hint of snark I see in that second sentence?



And I do believe Robyn picked up on the umm...snark with this coy reply...



And goosestepping their way in solidarity were Janelle and Christine, who attached an oh so sweet picture of the happy couple along with her obviously restrained congratulations...





That's got to be an old picture. Kody's hair hasn't look that good in years!

I know this is a crazy thought, but ya'll don't think Kody and his new legal Mrs. will start celebrating two separate anniversaries each year? You know, one for their spiritual marriage and another for their legal marriage?

I wish I could say they are savvy enough to realize what a boneheaded idea that would be. But we ARE talking Kody Brown, so anything is possible with that King of the Boneheads.

That's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU can enjoy the rest of Memorial Day weekend!

Some people call me the space cowboy...yeah. Some call me the gangster of Love...












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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Almost Post Cinco de Mayo and Pre Mother's Day Edition for May 5th, 2015


Goodness gracious, have the Browns  lost their direction with this divorce and remarriage or what?

I almost wish for the old days when the family (or a parental unit) would take a quick trip down to Disneyland for some R&R. Every single month. Or when Meri and Kody would leave town for their anniversary and you could always tell when it was anniversary time because Meri would flood her twitter feed with comments talking about her "Lover" this or "Lover" that.

I miss how Kody would begrudgingly throw Christine a few crumbs of attention by taking her to a dinner and a gondola ride, if she was lucky, on her birthday or anniversary. Or taking Janelle on a "business" trip to the boonies of Arizona for their anniversary.

Those days are now gone, it appears. At least for the present.

It seems the backlash from Kody's divorce and marriage to the New Mrs. Kody Brown in order to "legally restructure" his family was a bit more than the general viewing public could bear.

And now the Browns are in overdrive trying to rehabilitate their "image" that they are still a wonderful family, like the Duggars but without all that religious stuff to keep the separate parental units together.

Damage Control is a bitch.

Yep, it seems polygamy has taken another couple of steps backward, thanks to the Browns. It makes me wonder what they will do next, besides creating the New Mrs. Kody Brown's fanpage.

We can only hope it's not a Kody Brown fanpage. Please...

So what have the Browns been doing lately? Well, Christine's birthday was on April 18th. What was unusual was the uncharacteristic cheerfulness exhibited by Kody and his new bride Robyn.


Christine, if I were you, I'd throw away any food the New Mrs. Kody Brown prepared for you, especially if it was piece of fruit, like an apple.

That tweet has Robyn's fingerprints all over it. When has Kody EVER tweeted something so sickeningly sweet to Christine?

We are talking major damage control here!

What a difference a few years and a divorce can make. No more tweets calling Kody Lover, or teasing what flavor of ice cream would best describe their marriage. Meri's twitter silence was deafening.






Not one tweet in return from Meri. Love is strange, and so is divorcing your legal husband of 25 years because HE wanted to restructure HIS family, legally.

At least Robyn doesn't appear to hold any grudges against the Original Three Sister Wives....or does she?




And talking about grudges, looks like Robyn and Kody were invited to a swanky Celebrity Auction at an Art Gallery.



How nice of Kody to invite his followers to an event being held in an art gallery at Caesar's Palace. And Kody, autocorrect is your friend!

And how nice of Robyn to retweet Kody's tweet to her followers she hasn't blocked, including the Original Three Sister Wives in the cul-de-sac. Just in case they didn't see it the first time...

It must have been a shock when Kody realized no one inside was asking to take their picture. Luckily, outside the Art Gallery, Kody was able to coerce a passerby to take a picture for posterity (and twitter to prove he actually was there)


Kody doesn't look "dressed" for the occasion. From the pictures I saw, the men who attended were dressed casually, but had the good fashion sense to wear their shirts tucked into their pants, rather than hanging out. Like Mr. Robyn Brown...


At least it appears Kody must have picked up a new "fan" as well as a painting. Let's hope Robyn refrains from going all #blockingspree on them in the future!





Back to Meri. Her tweet timeline was suspiciously missing any mention of her aniversary, so uncharacteristic from her old habit of calling Kody "Lover" over and over and over, again.

Then, out of the blue there's this tweet, made on the same day Kody tweeted what he and the new Mrs. would be doing that following Saturday at Caesar's Palace....



And she showed her followers how she is a bonafide college student, by tweeting a picture of her UNLV Student ID...



She also took time out of HER busy day to tweet about a bonus kid, in this case Mykelti, unlike a particular sister wife who shall remain nameless but is the new legal Mrs. Kody Brown...



and this interesting tweet about human behavior...


Yesterday, Meri took yet another stumble. Call me silly, but this doesn't sound normal...




Not to mention her continuing insomnia problem...





We get it Meri. You are tweeting this stuff to generate interest in your reality show. Enough already. We promise we will watch the next season, we promise!

[It's really hard typing with crossed fingers!]


Janelle had a lot to celebrate...Two of her boys went to their High School Prom....




And she painted Las Vegas Red with her booking agent the night before Kody and Robyn's Art Gallery appearance...



Just last Sunday, the family surprised her with an early Birthday Party...Hey, you don't think her party was filmed for the show do you?



And last but not least, Robyn's MSWC, expertly managed by her CEO hubby, recently notified their FB fans that an interested third party actually had the guts to review some of their "products". But I wonder why they didn't send the expensive stuff? Read all about it...


We sent products to the Dream of Jeanie Blog and this is her review! Check it out! http://www.fashionyoulife.com/2015/04/blog-post.html?zx=aec34fed31ee4454
Posted by My Sisterwife's Closet on Tuesday, April 28, 2015


All I got to say is, I don't need to be sent "free" product in order to voice my opinion. The t-shirt looks like a child got a hold of a Sharpie and went to town. The ring is weird looking and was on sale in the bargain basement of MSWC. And I'm not 15, so I really don't want or need a plastic pastel colored watch. I  asked a friend's daughter about a plastic MSWC watch and she doesn't want one either. She doesn't wear a watch she says. She looks at her phone for the time.

That's all for now, and remember, I Scour the Internet, so YOU don't have to...


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Wednesday, April 15, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Tax Day Edition April 15, 2015





I'm trying to decide which is worse: Reading Robyn "The New Mrs. Kody" Brown's fanpage or paying taxes.

Paying taxes. Hands down.






So what have the Brown's been up to so far this April?

Well, let's take a look, shall we?


First of all, another High School Teen Brown is graduating and has been accepted to attend the US Air Force Academy!

Excellent Job, Hunter!!!

In late March, Daddy dearest deflected a tweet if Hunter had made a college decision yet...that sneaky devil...

UNDECIDED???

But then Hunter must have gotten his Official Notification and he triumphantly took to Twitter to announce it!

His proud Mama tweeted off this congratulation...

And even bonus mom Meri tweeted off her congratulation....


Kody took the lazy way out and just retweeted Janelle's congratulations. And Robyn...

Well, Robyn didn't say one word. Nothing...Nada...

When approached on her fanpage, she gave this explanation...



Let's think about this. All four families live within spitting distance of each other. Supposedly they are in touch with each other daily...at least that's what they want their fans and followers to believe.   Robyn simply didn't get the "memo" it was OK to tweet about Hunter's appointment to the Academy and was too busy to ask.

Guess they aren't as communicative and "close" as the TV show wants us to believe.

But notice how she includes that the other wives "...don't announce everything [about] my kids either..." prefaced with the words "...you need to know..." No Robyn, we the audience only need to pay taxes and die. That's all we need, thank you.

So there lies the true reason for her silence: the other wives don't announce everything about her kids. Wow... And she wonders why she has an image problem.


Since I'm talking about the Newest Mrs. Kody Brown, this is as good a place as any  (besides the Recycle Bin on my Desktop) for the following postings from her fanpage.

Just file these under Robyn Puts to Rest Internet Rumors...

I just wanted to set the record straight about something. Here are the facts.I am friends with Kendra. I have never...
Posted by Robyn Brown Sisterwife #4 on Monday, April 13, 2015

Unfortunately we've heard this all before. And being a "public" figure, one would think she would be careful of the friends she keeps...you know those old sayings "with friends like that who needs enemies," and "guilt by association,"  know what I mean? I think it's time she takes a hard look at what her friend is posting because it is not a pretty sight.

She won't have to wonder why she has an image problem. She will know.


At least her next posting does put to rest a nasty rumor that she (and/or her ex-husband) had a drinking problem.

While I am on here I should probably clear up another rumor. I was the one who added the NO drinking, NO rated R or...
Posted by Robyn Brown Sisterwife #4 on Monday, April 13, 2015


If you want a good laugh, read through the comments where a "certain group of commenters" starts clashing with another group over who is right or wrong.

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to depart the hell known as Robyn's fanpage. One moment please while I click my heels and murmer "there's no place like Twitter...there's no place like Twitter..."

Janelle showed her followers that she may not be the brightest of the sister wives with this political faux pas...


Poor Janelle must have been sleeping during her American History and American Government classes. Some names quickly comes to mind: John Adams and John Quincy Adams, William H Harrison and Benjamin Harrison, Theodore Roosevelt and Franklin Delano Roosevelt, George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush.

Thank goodness the reporter from the New York Times who wrote a story about the Browns last year politely reminded Janelle she might want to rethink her tweet...or at least explain what the heck she was talking about...

Really? Hmmmmm.....Maybe going to Twitter wasn't so good an idea after all...

But wait, there were birthdays this month. Here are some tweets!


And even Meri's Acorn sent a birthday greeting to Truely...

So that was the first two weeks of April. To close out this edition, here's a cute tweet of Hunter brushing his sister Truely's hair...

And remember, I Scour the Internet So YOU Won't Have To !!!!


















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Sunday, March 29, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Pre April Fool's Day Edition for March 30, 2015




What a Wild Month March has been.

First, we get the new and improved Sister Wives Season Finale on March 1. Well, kind of new and improved, being that we still have the Original Three plus Kody but now the new legal Mrs will be Robyn. Of course TLC will be leaving THAT happy event for the next season.





Then, perhaps in response to all the negativity associated with Robyn taking over Meri's legal wife status, Robyn went full tilt cray cray on Twitter. It was not a pretty sight, particularly those two selfies she just HAD to send to prove that no one had hacked her twitter account.

Poor deluded child.

Finally, since Robyn could no longer use the excuse that it was some "hacker" who was tweeting all that crap on twitter, she had to come clean as to why she made such a fool of herself so willingly.

And if you believe the malarkey she was dishing out, I definitely got some land I'd like to sell ya!

So here we are, at the end of March. What else have the Browns been up to since the season finale of Sister Wives and Robyn's really hilarious meltdown?





Well, not much really.

Robyn took some needed R and R time away from Twitter...you know she just works SO HARD at whatever it is she works hard at, and people just DON'T appreciate her. At All.

So how clever of the new Mrs. Kody Brown to break her twitter silence of almost twenty days with this innocuous tweet...
How typical of Robyn to tweet how sweet this article was....being that it was a photo essay that featured Robyn front and center in over three quarters of the photographs!


What has the new Mr. Robyn Brown been up to since the announcement of his divorce and marriage to Robyn (oh and don't forget the new Mrs's very public twitter meltdown) became public, insuring at least another season of Sister Wives?

Kody does a LOT of retweeting. He does it so much that this gem was almost lost in the clutter...

Yep, family unity certainly does rock, especially when the patriarch is obviously too busy elsewhere (if you know what I mean) to really give a darn what his other wives are doing. Yeah, let those other poor wives take care of each other while he takes care of the one wife who consumes most of his time.

Polygamy is grand, ain't it?

At least Kody did take the time to acknowledge daughter Aspyn's Pi day birthday with a selfie...oh yeah, how nice of him to include Aspyn...

Meri tweeted a birthday greeting to bonus kid Aspyn...

But immediately followed up with a tweet featuring a picture of King Sol. Is it me or does it seem that Meri not only gave up her legal wife status to Robyn but also signed an agreement to feature one picture of King Sol for every mention of a bonus kid tweeted to her followers. Just saying...

Of course Christine did take time out of her day to tweet a happy day to her offspring...
Seems so business like, doesn't it?

Well, since we are on the topic of the elder Brown children, I bet you are wondering what Maddie's been up to, right?

One thing for sure, she is busting out from underneath her family - particularly her father's Fundamental Mormon thumb.

The first inkling's of Maddie's emancipation were these two tweets...

Hmmmm....Okay. I think I'm getting a definite Klingon moment here. You know, that old quote about revenge being a dish best served cold. Mistress Maddie is definitely showing her cold side, that is for sure!
I wonder who she's talking about? Could it be? Nah....can't be the new Mrs. Kody Brown...old boyfriend maybe???

And then the next photo tweets...I wonder what Kody thinks???






And Kody tweeted.....[insert sound of crickets]

Robyn called....[insert sound of being sent immediately to Maddie's voice mail, then crickets]

Leave it to Janelle to show the Brown Family stiff upper lip....


And a few hours later, these tweets from the Maddie and her date...Do you think Kody or Robyn made Maddie and her date  tweet this? I wonder why her date thought it was "weird"???


Leave it to Maddie to make Brown History. No doubt Robyn is writing all this down so that her daughters won't follow in Maddie's footsteps.

  1.  No converting to LDS
  2.  No going to college out of state
  3.  No pledging a sorority
  4.  No unsupervised contact with Maddie, EVER AGAIN

Before Maddie's Formal Dance at college, Daddy Dearest Kody took time out of his schedule to celebrate his anniversary with Christine out of state, near a large body of water. Rumor has it the location was Galveston TX. I wonder if it was the new Mrs. Kody Brown who took the picture...

Best friend? The man you bore six children for is just your Best Friend???? REALLY???? Isn't he your husband for now and eternity? That's more than just being a "best friend" don't you think?

Something is rotten in the cul-de-sac...

Until next time, remember...I Scour the Internet, so YOU don't have to!

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