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Welcome back to another exciting episode of Sister Wives.
Sorry if I don't sound too enthusiastic, but when a show debuts at #5 in cable ratings the first week, then drops like a rock on its second episode to #11, well I think you see my point. Those days of having over 2 million viewers and being at the top of the reality show garbage heap appears to be gone.
Kody and his Kodypendents must be sweating bullets for their third episode. Just how low will the ratings go this time?
Maybe the dismal ratings are why Robyn's McMansion has been taken off the sales block. Or they could be renegotiating price, or maybe they found someone willing to buy it. It's been reported being "in escrow." Whatever.
Just some Sister Wives stuff that makes you go....hmmmmm.
https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/sister-wives-star-robyn-browns-las-vegas-home-off-the-market/
https://radaronline.com/photos/sister-wives-janelle-christine-brown-cut-price-las-vegas-homes-meri-robyn-on-sale/
Pssst....You don't think the audience has grown tired of watching Kody being the center of attention on a reality show called Sister Wives, do you?
Gird up your loins, y'all!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in
My Living Room Tonight!!!
So what if the Browns blocked you on Twitter!
Let's be the bigger person!
Remember, the Show needs us for Ratings!
LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
Let's be the bigger person!
Remember, the Show needs us for Ratings!
LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
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I sincerely hope there won't be more mention of catfish tonight, unless it's for dinner with hushpuppies and coleslaw...yummy!
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DeleteYes. I that’s sounds delish!! I grew up on it and have my moms hush puppy recipe and sweet and sour coleslaw yeah!!
ReplyDeleteOh that sounds soooo good!
DeleteI grew up in California and fished at the Colorado river and lake Elsinore. We would catch cat fish and skin and fry them!! And we were just kids in the sixties. My kids have grown up here in Scottsdale and won’t even pull gizZards out of a chicken lol I didn’t raise em right :(
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ReplyDeleteOkay so I wonder which of the SisterWives will be tweeting tonight.
ReplyDeleteI bet our life stories are more interesting then these sister wives could hope for for a story line
ReplyDeleteOh my. They are talking about Mitch and his unicycle. And what he wears under his kilt. Alrighty then. Please pass that martini over, it's gonna be a long hour.
DeleteWould you like that straight up or on the rocks!! One olive or two?? Lol
ReplyDeleteStraight up. Kody is getting insufferable. I can't watch him dismissing the orthopedic doctor. He is such a jerk. And Kody, that curved spine DOES affect her health! If it was his spine, Kody would be singing a different tune!
DeleteYsBel has suffered headaches from the first season. Off course she suffers with this. And Christine not stepping in and helping her daughter . She is to afraid of getting on kodys bad side or confront him. Sad
DeleteChristine did the same thing when she came back from San Francisco. She waited at least 2 more days before taking Trly to the doctor. Of course by then the poor child was in renal failure. Kody kept saying nothing was wrong and Christine listened to him.
DeleteThat’s why I’m just going to hang out here. I can’t watch. I saw some prt of it on demand and I just can’t with this fool kody. It breaks my heart that the kids have to suffer his cruelty.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's too late for TLC to make any changes now, but I've had enough watching Kody spouting off at the mouth. The show is called Sister Wives, not the Kody Brown Show. Enough is enough!
DeleteShe needs surgery stop being such of bloody tightwad Kody!!!! You promised to take care of your children, do you know what this means? It means they need new shoes and socks and swimming lessons and corrective lens and braces and beds and toys and if required surgery....I know you read here and I want you to know hiding behind your religion to avoid medical expenses is something we see right thru!!! Also, are you watching seeking sisterwives ? Looks like TLC has found a bunch of people willing to put thier polygamy on display...better open up about your sex lives Browns...you’re about to be replaced!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, Seeking Sister Wives is looking more and more interesting.
DeleteThe thing that really repulses me is that he said that Ysabel is so beautiful and he doesn’t want her to have a huge scar on her back. Ysabel is beautiful—inside and out—a scar doesn’t change that. He is a shallow, egotistical sexist pig.
DeleteChristine! You said “she doesn’t want to go places with tight clothes because from behind it looks like she has a curved spine” why do you want any of your children going any where in tight clothes ? That’s not modest you said earlier you guys perfered to have your girls dress modestly.
DeleteOh my. This episode is 2 hours long? I don't think I can take much more of Kody making EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!!
ReplyDeletethere Are some great hospitals in Phoenix. Children’s and Barrows and Mayo. Hopefully at some point some sense will be knocked into Christine and she’ll grow a pair and insist her daughter get the care she needs.
ReplyDeleteIf Seeking Sister Wives ratings are better than Sister Wives...oh boy...
ReplyDeleteI love that show! Is there a separate blog to snark about that show??
DeleteThe Snowdens (black family) cannot really expect this woman to change her eating habits in order to be a part of their family. That isn't how family works. You can have vegans and non-vegans in one family. Their diet was a decision they came to, they cannot force it on future wives. Do they think they own/can control future wives?? Future wives should have as much say/ power as the first wife. I'm glad that girl ordered a steak on their date. I like her.
The trash family (I don't know their last name) after doing this because the husband has cheated on the past. I think the cheating happened before any conversation about a 2nd wife began. Plus they have admitted that while courting be was inappropriate. I think the only reason the wife "found her voice" is because she isn't as afraid of him with cameras, cameramen, and producers around. It's safer for her to speak up that way. He is trying not to be such a pig, but he's doing a horrible job. I want to tell that wife that if they welcome a 2nd wife he will eventually cheat on both of them.
The third family is just weird. They are awkward. They are hoping that their coming out as polygamists will be this shocking thing for the little town they live in. But they don't realize no one cares.
Maybe they need all the cars to have flat tires or maybe Robyn can blow another engine for ratings?? Maybe some police sirens...this is bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about these girls that like big doughy round faced boys? At least Mitch seems a little more respectful and less like Kody and Tony...but we’ve only seen him tonight. For Aspyn’s sake I hope he is what he appears to be tonight. She is the most likable along with Maddy IMO.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why everyone is acting like he is some sweet gentleman. He seemed very aloof. I will give him that he didn't seem to be "on" for the camera. But he didn't really seem in love with her.
DeleteTrue, she seems way more over the moon about him. I did think it was creepy he would NOT guarantee that she would be his one and only. Why couldn’t he just say, absolutely monogamous. I thought that was pretty jerky.
DeleteYea, he definitely wants a second wife and hopes that a little time will change her mind.
DeleteHonestly, I tried to watch in real time but had to bail. Just couldn't watch The Village Idiot Kody taking center stage again and again. He not only offends in appearance and thinking, now even his voice and darting eyes are absolutely intolerable.
ReplyDeleteYes, CJ, this epp has officially cemented the fact that this IS, and really always was....The Kody Show.
He is just not worth wasting 2 hours of life watching his attempts at self-homage. My God, how do these four women STILL convince themselves into being his chattel??!! How !!??
Will now try to watch on DVR so that I can ff through him....which should probably bring the 2 hours down to about 20 minutes of show.
It is awfully hard to look at his manic appearance, the scare crow hair, beady black eyes...and now the whining about moving. Here we go again. At last we heard he lived LV. More like as soon as those balloon payments came due after 5 years he suddenly doesn’t like LV.
DeleteThat was * loved LV
DeleteThat is why he wants to move!!!!! I didn't connect those dots but it is so obvious now that you pointed out out!!
DeleteYes, the financing is due to be re-neogotiated and let’s not forget no one wants to refinance and pay a big payment on houses that are pretty beat up. Plus they have all those pretend jobs to verify.
DeleteOh yeah, after years of study, I have found that women are way more interested in living the Principle if plural marriage. According to Meri and Kody, both their mothers wanted plural marriage and presented it to their fathers...yeah right...brain washing warning.
ReplyDeleteWell I guess if you beat a dead horse long enough.........kody has killed his show lol
ReplyDeleteOh, Meri, longingly looking at the sunset with Kody, hoping for a romantic connection. So awkward.
ReplyDeleteAnd brat of all brats , Mariah putting down her moms dream... “it’s not my dream”...well who said this was anything about you Mariah? Can’t anyone on this show just say...” I’m so happy for you” PERIOD
Yes! Mariah is horrible! I get that Meri is annoying, but if Mariah can be nice to her annoying dad and bonus moms, why can't she muster those same manners for her mother?
DeleteSo awkward! Considering he suggested watching the sunset, you would think he would have at least held her had, given her a congratulatory hug, something. Then he basically takes credit for everything by saying he didn’t support Meri in this endeavour because he wanted her to do it for herself and help build her confidence. He’s not fooling anyone, he didn’t support her because he wanted her to fail.
DeleteAnd because Robchyn doesn’t want to share any of the money. She is the legal wife and holds those purse strings. This is why Meri gets no help to but B and B, Ysabel doesn’t get medical attention needed and why the kids are encouraged to “not” go to college. Remember when Robchyn interjected... they don’t all have to go to college, they might go to trade school ( paraphrasing). It’s all about the pile of money that Robchyn uses as her throne.
DeleteThat's a really good point, they were (at least pretending) to be all about college in past seasons but now they've realized that it's cheaper to throw a wedding and be done with the kids than to put them through college and pay for housing, books, etc. every year for however long it takes them. It's really sad.
DeleteI finally finished the episode (took me 3 days to get through it) and I am disgusted by Mariah. "It's so interesting and slightly unfortunate that mom has wanted this house back in the family for years, and now she got. Good for her but it's not my dream." What is wrong with her?? Why is it slightly unfortunate?? Mariah really takes her cues from her father. I think what upsets me the most is that she is making me feel bad for Meri (self obsessed, uncommunicative, victim, will not accept responsibility Meri).
DeleteRobyn seems very perturbed on all of the couch interviews. Especially when Kody is duscyssing his belongings being left at all the different wives houses! I noticed Meri was completely MIA for that interview.
ReplyDeleteSince he doesn't spend any time at Meri's house no need for her to partake in that conversation. I love annoyed Robyn, it's much better than her trying to pretend she's the calm one who thinks it's her place to explain polygamy to the viewers.
DeleteMaybe she was perturbed because he keeps leaving his underwear elsewhere.
DeleteI can’t figure out which Robchyn is more annoying... resident Phsycologist relationship Robchyn, Kody whisperer Robchyn, Revisionist of parentage of her children Robchyn or hip-cool closer to the children’s age Robchyn. She seems to have so many pretend personas. 😑
DeleteHahahahahaha!!! Yes she certainly does!
DeleteMitch and Aspyn will be polygamists later in marriage. His interview was NOT convincing that he isn't interested in it! Aspyn seems to defer to him, so I expect her to give in later.
ReplyDeleteI've thought the same thing. I expect Tony to have a relevation (or whatever the wanna be gods call it) as soon as he gets a decent job and a trailer or something.
DeleteMitch and Aspyn are plygs to the core and any demurring was strictly for the cameras.
Too bad the show will be scrapped before this stuff plays out.
Oh TLC peaaaaalzzeee drop these old heffers and follow the new generation of how the spirit takes over and convinces these gals to accept mistresses into their homes. Please!!!!
Delete1. Did anyone notice Aurora jump up and down and then run to where Mitch and Aspen were to hug Mitch from BEHIND? Because that’s where the camera’s were.
ReplyDelete2. Kids said who pressured you more to propose ? Christine or Aspen? We have come along way from making sure the kids finish university first, ahem remember the reaction the Mykelti’s announcement. Then Christine says “we’re teaching our girls to be go get ‘em” - contradicts with the church I think.
3. Isn’t La Caille where Kody and Meri went to celebrate thier wedding anniversary in the first season ?
4. Kody “I invest just to give my daughters weddings” - Really?
5. Kody “it’s a wake up call and an awareness that there is a lack of unity in the entire family” yes Kody followers of this blog have been telling you that from the beginning.
6. Robyn “this will always be one of your homes” sounds like you want Meri to move to Utah stat.
7. I’m tired of Nevada, I want to move bad = our balloon payments are due and we can’t afford the houses, we need to sell them at grossly inflated prices to fund our next scam.
8. The last bit on the porch...I. Just. Can’t.
Point # 2...Mitch is AUB lineage and Tony is of Hispanic lineage..
DeleteMitch.....”are you gonna pop the question? -Christine
Tony...”marriage?, marriage?, are you sure?”-Christine
See the difference?
I did it. I watched it and happily ff'ed through as much as I could.
ReplyDeleteA few scintillating things were memorable.
1-Kody's absolute screamingly blatant BLISS when he has solo camera time! He is still the deliriously delighted toddler looking at himself in the mirror....fascinated with himself *beyond reason.*
2-Kody's line about their "church culture"...that the women seek out the men when he was explaining why Aspen engineered the engagement. Who is he kidding....what "church culture??" Their church culture is a myth only seen when TLC needed to get some filler footage for an epp or when the fan chatter was loudly calling their bluff on their bogus religion.
3-Kody saying that Vegas was their "exile" while Lehi was their "home" that they had to leave. He is still peddling that BS !! Question...what happened to Janelle (or was it Sobbin) *saying on camera* that Kody *always* wanted to go to LV. Uh, TLC/Kodyworld.....we all saw and heard that line!!
4-Why was Kody-Idiot wearing his black leather gloves at the table meeting at the 3rd venue?? Most of the others had even removed their coats.
Is this his new look? A pale, balding, aging wannabbe Tahitian tourist-event dancer complete w/top-knot and now with cool biker gloves?
5- Kody all puffed up with annoyance and whining about his clothes, specifically his underwear being lost in 4 houses.
OMG !! HOW desperate were the producers to fill 15 minutes of show to include that absurd crap??? Pathetic!
6--Kody whining for another 15 minutes about how many daughters he has to marry off from age 23 to 2....Memo to Kody, nobody cares since it was you who proudly boasted about your oh so potent sperm from the very season.
Too bad bankruptcies can't pay for weddings.
7-So Kody wants Utah to have to tolerate him, huh....
Much like he expects the viewers to have to tolerate him !
Miscellaneous....
Sobbin is still sad-sack, debbie-downer, still spouting her inane words that go around and around saying nothing. Still mush-mouthy with her signature, clenched teeth speech. And still constantly finger-combing her hair.
Has Meri acquired a comfort dog to cart around, or can't the poor dog walk?
Whoa ! Seeing Janelle's bathroom counter, looks like she raided Ulta or Sephora !! Talk about "striving! "
Bless Aspen's heart when she says that her father is "charming and charismatic".....
OR....not being related to him and having clear sight...
He is a card-carrying narcissist....and obnoxious.
Couldn't watch it in it's entirety yet, but I find point #4 totally hilarious!
Delete"...I don't think it's necessary" says Kody about having a closer relationship with Meri. Ouch! That's what happens when you don't "keep sweet"!
ReplyDeleteKody wants to run for office in Utah? To change the laws there. I'm sure everyone would love to vote for him (not). No Kody, it's balloon payments on four houses driving you to leave Vegas--not an all-consuming desire to return to Utah.
Aspyn's wedding... eh whatevs. Really nice venue. Mitch is also from plyg "royalty" so I guess that's why everyone is on board. As oppposed to the resistance to Mykelti and Tony.
Forgot to keep a "big dill" and "weddingk" count. Might be easier next week with alcohol. No beer, no wine: bring on the hard liquor!
The Seattle Snowmageddon is subsiding and I have internet and electricity again today!! Finally watched the episode and was just as disgusted as all my friends here.
ReplyDeleteMost egregious to me (because of my previous comments about my scoliosis and wearing a back brace) were Christine and Kody's continued ignorant comments regarding Ysabel. I have concluded that Christine is just making sh*t up now for the cameras.
No one can tell if Ysabel has a curved spine through "tight clothing." I actually started laughing it was so stupid. No one has a rod put in their spine for some nonexistent cosmetic reason. As if that would even be a reason to have major back surgery -- for aesthetics!! That Christine would even pretend this would be a consideration for Ysabel to have the surgery was asinine. A scar up the length of the kid's back would be 1 million times more noticeable than how her back appears now.
Visually, scoliosis can be noticed to a close observer if one shoulder droops or is lower than the other--also the side of your waist can appear higher than the other side. If I were to walk naked in front of someone, they would never notice my spine is curved unless I were to bend over and touch my toes and they were to stand over my spine and analyze it. This babble that she might be self conscious because her spine looks curved through tight clothing is purely fabricated.
This continues to be the most offensive part of the show to me - they say the most uneducated bizarre things as if they are fact or because they say them then it makes it true.
I see in the preview for next week the wives visited Mitch's mom in Seattle. If I dig out of the snow, maybe I pay a visit for all of us to the mother's hat shop here and report back. I still remember how much fun it was when CJ went to Janell's STRIVE booth in Phoenix!!
Yes Big Sky! Please do.
DeleteCJ's account of her visit to Janelle's Strive booth was a journalistic tour de force. Oh, the suspense!
A hat shop is a little more low key than convention, but you are also a very good writer and always a reliable narrator. So surely your obversations and the telling of them will be a treat for us all. :)
Well, the marriage is the Kody Show so of course the TV show is no different. We get little snippets of Meri going, “after Kody there’s ME ME ME because I’m the first wife, Head Bitch of the Brood Mares” and Robyn going, “I’m the shiny new wife and expert on everything plyg, and Kody’s favourite, pay attention to me!” But the fact of the matter is, the whole darn shebang is the Kody Show and will never be anything but.
ReplyDeleteI’m done with this joke of a show, Kody the Joker, and his four Jokerettes. For the first time in all of the seasons, today I officially stopped recording this mess. Even though it has always been pretty ridiculous, I tolerated it, and actually enjoyed it. Now Kody and others are intolerable, and I can’t stand to look at his ugly mug or hear his holier than thou mouth and attitude. He nothing but a creeper. Turns my stomach. No doubt in my mind Robbin’ Robchin is the only one he’s stickin’ it to. Oh lucky her. I’m sure she will pop out at least one more kid to try to keep the show afloat, and to remain that creep’s number one squeeze. What the the producers are airing is 1-2 years old. Not to mention, Mary’s cat fish crap is older than dirt. Stop it TLC! Mary thought she had a dude on her line, and would have left “ the fam” in a heartbeart. I don’t care about any of them, but if they want people to watch, stop with the old content.
ReplyDeleteSaw this just a second ago - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sister-wives-star-mariah-brown-170023385.html
ReplyDeleteSeeking Sister Wives - Episode 6
ReplyDeleteSnowden:
Ashley’s 27 day detox diet rule to avoid yeast infections seems a bit out there. I see it as an attempt to subtly drive women off without looking bad to Dmitri. It does bring up and interesting point that when sharing a husband there is sharing of yeast, bacteria, cold sores and etc. I don’t think a special diet is going to remove the risk though.
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Alleredge
Watching them a bit more in action, I think that Vanessa is the favorite wife. When I first started watching I thought they were a beautiful family with two wives who are both truly like sisters. When I found about his estranged first wife, it put a different spin on to me. I am finding from watching TLC that in plural families the wives tend to make alliances and that in plural families of 3 wives, there is often one wife on the outside. Like April in the Briney family. And Meri was probably on the outside and probably wanted Robyn to join for that reason (we saw how badly that went!). Also he sure likes Jennifer. I imagine the two wives have some concerns. Vanessa said she was a /little uneasy/. I always remember the cameras are watching. Their husband (they are competing) for will often watch their interviews eventually. With that in mind, I try to remember that a lot feeling are going to be masked or down played. A little uneasy, might really mean she is super anxious about it.
McGee
Bernie is sure creepy. There is just something about him that has my creeper-dar ringing. Him saying it is romantic to cook with his wife for the potential sister wife was pretty funny. The girl they are meeting, seems nice enough, but it is weird that anyone would want to join that family. I don’t like how they are still talking about Paige being jealous. Like /so far no signs of jealousy/.I feel for Bernie to focus on Paige being jealous in his comments, is off putting. Especially since he acts too eager and odd.
Winder
It is interesting that Sophie was raised plural and her mother was a plural wife and is happy about her choice. She seems calculating to me and like she is drawn to the spotlight. It also interesting that she has a lot of siblings in her plural and is the only one choosing to live the lifestyle.
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