Thursday, December 31, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Happy New Year Edition, January 1, 2016


All I have to say is...I hope Robyn pops Baby Girl Brownie out soon because the tabloids are scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Brown news.

It doesn't help matters that the Browns have been extremely quiet, no doubt due to the major embarrassment of former legal wife Meri Brown after her very public Twitter escapade with a Catfisher became widely known.

And that banana picture didn't help, either.

But if you look hard enough, there are still some Brown gems to be found...even that insufferable Catfisher brought a smile to my cynical lips. I mean, really. Who would've thunk it. Engaged, to a Bradley Cooper lookalike no less.

Yep, and I'm the Queen of Sheba, too!!

Anyway, I was reading Kody Brown's retweets today. He's trying so hard to show the world that he has more on his mind besides Robyn, their soon to be born baby girl, and a former legal wife who would have left her cul-de-sac McMansion in a New York minute if "Sam the Sham"  had truly been a man and a millionaire, instead of a Catfishing ne'er do well.

Like, I'm holding my breath for that e-book to be published. Maybe 2017? Yeah, right.

So here's my choice for the two most ironic (if not moronic) statements that have put the cherry on top of the year 2015. Made by two people who really really deserve each other.




Nicely said there. Meri must be giggling with glee she dodged THAT bullet...

Let it be said nobody, I mean NOBODY can make a bigger fool of himself than Meri's former legal hubby Kody...on Christmas Day no less. I'm just hoping he's not planning on running for public office. Please....


Isn't it funny how Mr. Brown can tell someone to get off Twitter and spend time with their family? Oh, the irony!

This all reminds me of the immortal words of that Animal House character, the incomparable Dean Wormer:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"



On the other hand, Kody and Christine did manage to produce Aspyn, who has  1) remained in college and 2) been elected President of the UNLV Pan Hellenic Council.

I find her sense of humor to really be a breath of fresh air, considering the overly oppressive atmosphere emanating from that cul-de-sac her father has created.


You know, I was thinking that a reality show featuring Aspyn at college would interesting. I would watch it. Hey, TLC if you're reading this, once the Kody Train ends it's run, how about a reality show featuring the college kids?

From Janelle, who continues to be the "Official" Twitter Point Person for the Kody and his Kodettes, we get the only holiday greeting that sounds sincere (i.e. suitable for fan consumption)



Seriously Janelle. We want the scoop on Robyn! Did she demand you guys throw her a baby shower? And, the answer to the question: What role did Robyn's JYD have in the Catfish affair?

Again, I'm not holding my breath, but maybe it was filmed for the next season.



Now here's something interesting from Meri. Even though she no longer tweets all those sappy sayings like when she was unfortunately involved with that catfisher, it looks like she occasionally will stick her head out of that Sister Wives hole in the ground and show appreciation for the fans rooting her on.



Let's just hope she will follow her gut feeling if something doesn't sound right, it probably isn't. But I still want to know how Robyn's JYD figures in this catfishing mess! Sorry, I just can't let it go!!

Here's something interesting. For all you SWB fans, you might remember this twitter account as being THE LAST WORD for all things Sister Wives. Run by a married couple who were die hard fans and "friends" of Robyn (but with slightly more decorum than JYD) they suddenly dropped from the scene shortly after Robyn birthed King Sol. Now that JYD has been, once again, kicked to the curb, the old Kody Family Twitter suddenly sprung back to life.




The couple behind @SisterWives01 were also the masterminds behind the old, vetted friends only Kody Brown and Family Facebook page that promised exclusive contact with the Sister Wives but quickly faded out of the picture once the Browns went to Live Tweeting after their book was published.

Hmmmm....does this mean Robyn once again has kicked JYD out of the cul-de-sac? Are they still best buds? Will Robyn ever be seen in the same picture frame with JYD again? AND WHAT WAS JYD's ROLE IN THE CATFISH AFFAIR?

And before leaving, let's ponder some New Year's Resolutions Kody and his Kodettes should attempt for this new year. I think Kody should be nicer to Christine and start courting that elusive 5th wife, just to even the score with Brady Williams and his Five Wives. I'm in need for another classic, late night Robyn Twitter meltdown complete with post-birth, no makeup selfies that shows the audience the true Robyn. And something knocking Robyn off the pedestal as the newest and fertile wife is just what is needed to spice up the show. Pretty please???

What do you think?

Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet, so you can celebrate New Year's Day in style!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!




194 comments:

  1. Happy New Year everyone ! Here's my prediction for 2016 ...... one of the four wifies will put an end to this sham of a programme by leaving and spewing out the real version of this "lifestyle". My money is on Christine backed by her mom Annie, not watched all the last series but didn't really see Annie feature much...... did she actually speak at all ? My feeling is she totally disapproves of Kody and his treatment of Christine and will eventually manage to talk some sense into her. It would make sense for one of them to desert this sinking ship and capitalise on it before it's too late. Well we'll see, looking forward to what 2016 brings to the cul de sac as well as the new Brownie.

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    1. My opinion is that Annie is there to help raise those kids because Christine is falling apart. I'm sure off camera Annie has plenty to say...she did leave polygamy so I'm sure she would totally support Christine walking away. Sadly I think Christine is the least likely to leave. She seems really entrenched in the religion. It might take one of her kids, maybe Aspyn, to talk some sense into her.

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    2. It's probably good for Christine and the 4 children still at home for Annie to be there. I'm assuming that Christine and her mother get along well at the present time. She probably puts her daughter and grandchildren first, which they could use with the pecking order in that family. Also, the next time Christine gets distracted, driving with the others all over creation shopping for another phoney filmed family party, grandma will be at home. Unlike Kody, I bet she will make sure to water Truely.

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    3. What we saw of Annie last season makes me think that she is not Kody's biggest fan and also not happy with Christine living the polygamist lifestyle. I also think she is there to help Christine keep it together and will be Christine's biggest supporter WHEN she decides to leave Kody. I can't see that relationship lasting too much longer. Christine must have realized what a jerk he is after viewing the anniversary trip on TV last season.

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  2. I hope the wives for the New Year really reflect on their marriage and decide once and for all if they are happy. I suspect as long as the cameras are rolling and thus paying for the McMansions, they will stick around.

    I can just imagine the punishment and shunning Meri must be getting from Kody. She is by far the most miserable. And to think after the wetbar nonsense, I really do feel sorry for her. What a disaster her life has become.

    I still say in ten years, after all the kids are grown and gone, Kody and Robyn will live as monogamists. They probably pretty much do anyhow. And the other wives will quietly move on.

    Their goal of selling polygamy has failed miserably.

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    1. I still say in ten years, after all the kids are grown and gone, Kody and Robyn will live as monogamists. They probably pretty much do anyhow. And the other wives will quietly move on.

      Yep, gotta agree with ya on this one. Whether Kody and Robyn want to admit it, they ARE living as monogamists, which when you think about it, monogamy is the only form of marriage Robyn has ever lived. So it doesn't matter how many times Kody spouts his "Love is to be multiplied and not divided" crap, there are only so many hours in a day and he simply doesn't have the skills to effectively manage his time so that ALL his wives and children can enjoy equal time with him.

      The sharing the husband thing isn't working, and completely broke down when Robyn joined the family. And I wouldn't be surprised if Robyn isn't leading Kody by the nose in shunning Meri for embarrassing Robyn's very weird views of a plural family. I mean, who commissions an oil painting where she took an old photo of Kody with Janelle and her kids, and conveniently had Janelle and kids erased while inserting Robyn's kids into the portrait? That was bizarre and so very very wrong!

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    2. CPA Carol and CJ, I totally agree. I don't see Kody spending the rest of his life with the older wives, and he ain't no spring chicken so he probably won't win any younger chick without a house full of kids or one with some worse baggage than Robyn, so he will stick it out with Robyn...I don't think Kody can be in love with any of the women because I don't think Kody is true to himself...and he is a narcissist...all one has to do is watch him around the cameras and it all becomes about him...he cannot even walk through the kitchen without eating the others food for attention...he has to be the center. But, Robyn makes him look better than orange Meri, and overweight Christine, and obese Janelle. Plus, Meri, Christine, and Janelle have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old and so does Robyn but she does manage to watch a little Oprah so she can say a few buzz words that makes her seem emotionally sound. Poor Christine is the last of all the wives that he wants anything to do with and even Meri's betrayal doesn't land her beneath Christine. I imagine when Christine found out about Meri's cat fishing, she ran through the house jumping and clapping and giggling thinking she was going to move up...poor poor girl. I agree that her mother is there to keep Christine off the floor and the kids tended to and it would be nice if she could rescue her daughter but I don't think anyone can help her....she loves Kody...shit, she would have to love him to put up with the verbal and mental abuse.

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    3. The oil painting thing was so disturbing, every time I think about it, it seems more ludicrous. Logan's expression said it all. Robyn is flat out crazy

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    4. I think it could be sooner than 10 years. I'd like to know what the older offspring are saying to their respective Moms. The older the offspring get, the more exposure they have to peers who did not grow up like them. Logan's girlfriend for example. People who (if married) saw their parents every day, could knock on the parents bedroom door and expect both parents to be there, whose parents weren't supporting 4 household and 18 people. People with divorced parents still didn't have to share their parents like this family does. They've got to be wondering what their ?lives would have been like growing up. I know Maddie made some comment about 4 Moms being great - but she's still young.

      Janelle only has 2 or 3 left at home, right? Christine is not far behind. Once their remaining children at home get to a teenager age, Janelle and Christine may move on. Meri probably will follow wherever Mariah goes - so if Mariah moves 1000 miles away, I see Meri moving.

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    5. Also the older kids are out there making/ having friends who may have seen the show these last 6 years (their parents may have too) and made the obvious observations.

      Would be impossible to imagine that these older Brown kids have received high-5's about plyg-life from their contemporaries who never saw it up close except for the show.

      How could any one of the Brown kids defend what the show itself presented season after season? Would/could they, like Kody has done numerous times, and blame it on editing?

      Their mothers are miserable, probably even more than the TLC editing elves would dare to show. Their father is a self-centered, pompous ass. No amount of creative scouring and tweaking could ever hide that fact.
      Sad for all the Brown kids that this reality about their parent's chosen lifestyle has been vividly shown to the world. Unfair that they may have to find a way to defend it even if they will not choose to live it.

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    6. CPA, I was totally shocked at that painting too and looked through all the online pictures of Kody and his kids and agree that this is Janelle's picture with her and her kids and Kody...so how did that conversation go:
      Janelle, you know that picture of you and Kody and the kids?
      Yeah....what about it
      I was wanting to borrow it to take to painter to get him to erase you and your kids and put my kids in there to rewrite history and make it look like he was with my kids when they were babies
      Not no but hell no!
      she approaches each wife before finally making Kody go get the picture from Janelle and here is that conversation.
      Janelle, I'm going to borrow this for Robyn...
      Kody, it seems like you are riding off in the sunset leaving us for Robyn
      Janelle, honey, you have nothing to worry about
      Kody, you always know the right thing to say to manipulate....I mean to convince me of your love.

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    7. The really sick part of that once it was done and filmed, how about all "the fans" who chimed in with their over the top saccharin raves about it. You have to wonder what deluded planet they all come from.
      Sobbin really showed her true twisted mind and agenda with that ploy !!!
      There can be no walking back that one !!

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    8. runKodyrun... unfortunately, I think there are plenty of dumb young women who would marry Kody. It never ceases to amaze me how many women still think they need a man to save them and Kody is the kind of guy that preys on women who have no self-worth. Very sad, but true.

      I am equally amazed that his current wives put up with his abuse. I feel bad commenting on the lives of strangers, but I also feel bad for Christine, Janelle and Meri. I don't understand how they can watch themselves on TV and not realize how broken they are and how disfunctional all their relationships are.

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    9. runKodyrun; "Robyn makes him look better than orange Meri, and overweight Christine, and obese Janelle," This reminds me of when Kody was courting Robyn and Christine actually said that Kody "deserved" a trophy wife. Implying that she and the other wives were not attractive enough for Kody. Christine's complete lack of self worth was evident in that statement as well as the other two wives who did nothing to speak up and contradict her.

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    10. Hi Big Sky...if I'm not mistaken, I vaguely recall Meri saying something like "Hey, I'm cute" to Christine when Christine was going on about how Kody deserved a cute trophy wife. Maybe not when the 'trophy wife' comment was made, but around that time. Anyone recall that?

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  3. It does indeed appear that the Browns have gone quiet except for Janelle occasionally assuming the occasional family cheerleader role. Instead they are letting TLC plant the mysterious, dark little hints that next season will include more drama and trauma.

    As for Annie...
    It seemed so bizarre, so incongruous, and if we remember, was even turned into a SW epp, that this ex-plyg woman who braved it all and left the life, would move into a VERY visible TV Plyg compound.
    Was she that down and out and was literally in need of a roof over her head?
    Was she implored by her daughter or her older grandchildren..or even by Kodymaster himself?
    Was it about her needs (Annie) or was it about those of Christine?
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    And completely agree that Sobbin has achieved the ultimate triumph. Her agenda for exclusivity and domination has destroyed whatever bogus scraps of credibility were still able to be used by TLC to keep the show and the "we are so happy being Plygs" BS going.

    And yes, CPA Carol, you are so right......they failed *miserably* !!!!
    It cannot be rehabbed.

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    1. Oh, I imagine seeing her young granddaughter become deathly ill while her five dumbass "parents" played their junior high games might have had something to do with Annie's change of address.

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    2. I think Annie was not doing well financially, Christine needed help since her girls were moving out (which, don't get me started on this grown middle aged woman who doesn't work outside the home needing help to raise her kids, especially one who supposedly raised everybody else's kids). Anywho, I think the Browns are living good (for now), Annie could use the financial help and Christine could use the emotional help. I like Annie and I hope she won't start lying for the camera and the TLC money.

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    3. Jasmine I think you are the first to point out tat Christine needs help when she was the daycare provider for all the others. Great Point.If Annie had stayed in polygamy where would her financial security come from when her husband died? She talked about looking for a sign who she would wed at 14 .Easier to keep them dumb and dependant .

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    4. I don't understand why any of the wives would have to bring in extra "help" (Annie and didn't Robyn have a relative staying with her at one point?). With all those older kids plus Meri (who doesn't have any kids at home), why would they have to the help of outside caregivers? There really are only 2 little ones who need a lot of supervision -- all of the other kids are old enough to help with chores and to help watch the younger siblings. I wish they would just be honest for once. If the issue is that Annie has financial problems, then say that.

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    5. Spot on everyone. Hell, Meri should be the nanny to the little kids now instead of bringing in more adults. Isn't that what sisterwives are allegedly there for?

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    6. I believe it is most likely that Annie's move to LV was mutually beneficial. It's plausible that Annbie was struggling financially, and we know that Christine has been suffering from depression and could use the emotional support. Plus, she's lost her "child care" with the girls going to college. She does travel a lot for the show, and I'm sure Christine isn't afforded the same budget for nannies that Robyn is allowed. Personally, I think that Annie's presence is one of the healthier decisions the family has made in recent years.

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    7. In my opinion, it's not my business. Annie is staying off the cameras. Her moving in with her reality star daughter doesn't automatically void her right to privacy, she isn't putting anything in front of our face. If she moved in for finances/to take care of Christine/to rescue Christine/whatever, it's really not my place to know. The Browns don't have to talk about it because it's not their place to say.

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    8. With all due respect, Annie is on a reality TV show. She may not be the star, but she's been shown on camera plenty of times and has even spoken a few times. It's only natural that the viewing audience is going to speculate about all these things that may not be our business, but you kinda lose that privacy when you go on a reality TV show. If you or I go on TV, people are going to dig into our business. It's the nature of the beast. I'm sure when she gets her cut from Christine's TLC money, she goes to sleep just fine at night.

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  4. I love how Meri and Janelle complain about their "empty" houses now that the older kids have moved out! Didn't that dawn on them when they decided to build these huge McMansions? The Browns have been living large on TLC paychecks but will eventually end up with nothing.

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  5. Regarding Robyn's JYD, I honestly think the JYD saw an opportunity to knock Meri down a couple of pegs and seized it. That or Robyn and the JYD friendship was already taking a nose dive and she wanted to create a bit of chaos before she was cut off as a "punishment" for the Browns tossing her friendship aside.
    JYD seems like the perfect combo of crazy and spitefulness to back an obvious catfish's story.

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    1. Yes..Agree it was opportunity to knock Meri down a few more pegs.

      My theory...Meri, being an easy target because of LIV meetings at the house and the divorce, had already been reeled in by her catfish when JYD got wind of it. Robyn, who is a textbook sociopath, had JYD start gathering info ASAP. I'm sure the first thing Robyn did was check to see if "Sam" was really a billionaire so she could weasel her way into stealing him from Meri. After she confirmed he wasn't real, she just let the whole thing unfold. Robyn and JYD most likely spent hours laughing at poor Meri as the whole "love affair" escalated. When Meri was deep in love, Robyn tricked Meri into confiding in her. She then pounced and reported the affair to Kody not long after. Meanwhile JYD was still "on the case" spinning out of control as usual trying to convince people Sam was real so TLC cut her off from the family.

      JYD is probably trolling to meet her next Z list celebrity the same way she met Robyn. She goes on social media and "defends" the celebrity from "haters" to get their attention. Most won't take the bait but Robyn did so who knows???

      I also wouldn't be surprised if Robyn and JYD are still contacting each other. Sociopaths do like to keep their pawns available for use and keep them quiet. If JYD gets caught up with another "celebrity" she might not be available to make "like" pages for Robyn and do other dirty work. If JYD DOESN'T find another celebrity the spite might take over and who knows what she has on the Browns. Sociopaths always have a Plan A, B, and C. Robyn is very cunning. She would be even more dangerous if she was intelligent.

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  6. If Robyn was the good polygamist wife who claims to be wrongly vilified by the American public, she would not let Kody spend all of his time with her and her/their kids. She lets it happen even though it is so obviously painful to the others. She is selfish. We all know Kody is selfish, but I believe he'll do whatever Robyn wants (for now) and she should be telling him to go see and support the rest of his family.

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    1. Robyn thinks she wants plural marriage, but she doesn't care for the actual sharing of her husband in an equal way with other wives. Reminds me of George Orwell's "1984"--"all pigs are equal, but some pigs are more equal than others". Talk about Queen Bees and Wanna Bees.

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    2. OH...I think Robyn wants plural marriage all right. After all, she wants sister wives, surrounding her, helping her, supporting her, as long as its about her...she wants all that sister wives brings.

      I suspect that the reason Robyn then is so very different from the Robyn now is she simply observed the family. She got to know the whole dynamic of Kody and all his individual relationships with each wife and made sure she fit into what KODY thinks he wants. When Robyn gets pissy Kody is a very different person with her. Something that even flaky Christine noticed. She is a very conniving woman and has given him a new experienced woman in the bedroom, it is obvious that he is p**sy wipped (to be crass). I believe she watched the dynamic as a whole and altered herself to fit...of course to fit in her own best interest of course.

      The other wives have been around long enough to have plenty of baggage. Baggage with each other, baggage with Kody etc etc. Robyn just figured out the whole picture and then painted herself into it...just like she recently did with her children.

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  7. I think they browns are quiet because Robyn may have had the baby already and they are afraid the secret may slip out. I have always thought they were not telling the truth about the due date.

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    1. I totally agree with that! I have never believed that due date just from looking at photos of Robyn. I suppose they will go with the "premie" birth, but bet it is not a small baby.

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    2. Now, see, I suspect you're both exactly right about that. But why lie? Birthin' babies is her "job," they've been "married" for years now. Why lie about something like a due date?

      Oh, because they're Browns. They lie every time they take a breath.

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    3. And a fake preemie birth is far more dramatic for the cameras and would boost ratings when it turns up on TV screens.

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    4. Oh Yeah.......a preemie crisis would be just the ticket. Can just see the trailers now!!!
      AND....we can get to see KodyIdiot cry again.

      Wonder who he will be kissing as she goes into labor this time?
      Last time it was Meri in the hallway.
      With Christine's labor with Truely, it was Sobbin.
      Hmm....will it be his staunch mouthpiece, Janelle?

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    5. Robyn was very large on the red carpet for the hard rock in vegas right after the cf scandel hit. i thought then, wow she will be so huge if she still has several months to go. you know, the turn sideways look??

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    6. Ah yes, you can just see the season opener of everyone with constipated faces pretending to be concerned as the shit breaks away to show an ambulance racing to a hospital for this "premature" delivery. Kody no doubt filmed saying "she could die!"

      Another example that lying is their #1 family value.

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    7. As a mother of a premi who spent time in the NICU, I sincerely hope they don't play that card. It is a stressful and heartbreaking time for anyone who has lived it.

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    8. I have to dispel this, it's been driving me bonkers. In the episode with the ultrasound for the gender, you can CLEARLY see in the upper corner the date and how far along she is, which puts her bang on for her due date.

      She's probably showing really big because she's had five kids and she's in her mid-late thirties. This has been making me crazy since the speculation started. I'm not a Brown sympathizer by any means but it's such a sensitive and offensive topic that I really had to point it out.

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  8. That explanation/excuse Kody gave as to why he was kissing Robyn when Christine was in labor was such an insulting lie! It made me so mad that he thought people would buy it, and indeed some did.
    No, that wasn't their custom or tradition prior to Robyn. I bet he won't be kissing anyone this time either.
    For one, Robyn wasn't his "wife" at the time, just his girlfriend. Second, this wasn't a planned out thing. Robyn ran out the door to catch up with him and make out with him. It wouldn't have happened otherwise. So Kodys excuse was pure bs.

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  9. Bet you Kody won't even bother to kiss anyone else this time, when Robyn is in labor.

    I wish the AUB would be more verbal/ harsh and public about their disapproval of Kody. Maybe then Christine might seriously consider leaving Kody.

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    1. YES!(Christine, if you're reading this, I have 2 words for you to consider: unrighteous dominion.)

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  10. Usually on these reality shows, there are some sort of interesting and likeable people, along with an unlikeable or antagonist-type or two. This show has none of the former and all of the latter. There is no one that stands out that you can root for, not including the kids. The women are beaten down and accept their fate. Self-made martyrs. Devoid of sparkling personalities, intelligence, humor and warmth, they are just playing their parts in the show. Robyn is a total emasculating shrew when her real personality comes out and a cloying, clingy helpless female when it suits her. Kody is a selfish jerk, he is Charlie Sheen without the drugs, looks and talent. So why do I watch? I don't know. I guess I want to see how they'll handle a reversal of fortune when they will eventually long for the days when someone actually came up to them for a picture or autograph or recognized them in public. Eventually, Kody will be sitting at a table selling autographs for $5 bucks a pop, along with Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster) and Ted Lange (bartender from the Love Boat) at an 'I-used-to-be-famous' autograph show.

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  11. Waiting in line at the pharmacy, I noticed an Us Weekly magazine cover that showed the Browns along with a headline mentioning something about a "split". I didn't have time to read the headline, but I did do some online sleuthing and found an article on Latin Post, a Web page that is new to me. Anyway, it talks about some of the original 3 wives giving leaving the marriage some serious consideration. Then, there is mention of Kody looking for a new, younger wife. I have no idea if that website is credible, but it was an interesting read.

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  12. There is an article in today's Salt Lake Tribune called Meet Lyle Jeffs, the man who runs a polygamous sect for his brother. More creepiness.

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  13. Party on Coke Zero Girl! Just when the holidays have slowed the constant attention she seeks, the first page of the book has been revealed. Come on, you gotta do better than that. That sappy "greatest love you've ever felt" ain't gonna get it done. The people want salacious details, for free. At least this people does. And nice touch, it took you a month to come up with a cover pic of Tom Sawyer's feet, walking away from the Mississippi. Oh well, I got my laugh for the day.

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  14. As much as I wish it was true,I don't believe it for a New York minute.

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    1. Oopsie. My comment was in response to Sabrina above...

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    2. Hey there My Two Sense--did you just start putting the 'Sense' part in quotations? We get the play on words (and love it).

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  15. I just read an article on hollywoodlife.com that Kody and his queen Robyn are considering naming new Brownie baby after Meri...to show her how much she is loved. Yeah right! It's just Robyn's way of sticking the knife in further and giving it a big twist. Just shaking my head...

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    1. Ooops...I went back to re-read the article and saw that it is an old article from November...anyway the message remains the same.

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  16. Brown is the color of you-know-whatJanuary 3, 2016 at 7:42 PM

    I just read the "1st Page" of the Joker's "book." A few things are pretty clear: 1. No editor got near this Great American Novel. There are tons of style and grammatical errors. 2. There are plenty of stupid people on this earth. They range from those who can't wait to get their hands on the book and others who say it's very well written. Ha!

    I'll weigh in on my prediction as to if/when/which wives will leave. It will happen about 2 seconds following the cancellation from TLC -- and you can bet that a new TLC deal will be in the works with the escaped wife/wives about Live After Polygamy.

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    1. Holy catfish Batman! Has anyone else read any of the grandiose delusional ramblings on that site? OMG! I can't believe Jackie/Sam/Lindsay continues to write this delusional stuff and is keeping up this charade! This is one sick twisted person. And she reads this blog because she made a comment referring to the grammatical errors. It's so crazy! Gave me a really good laugh though!,

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  17. Pause for a moment and imagine what the show would have been like had Robyn or a 4th wife not been in the mix, had they stayed under that original roof in Lehi, etc. as their original unit with Truely being the last child. Sigh...may have only lasted a few seasons but could have been or revealing of such a large unit living together, not a bunch of single mom neighbors like it is now.

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    1. Maybe the fact that Kody was courting a 4th wife was the main motivation for TLC to offer them a show. Instant drama.

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    2. Yeah, and that's what's wrong with both the Browns and TLC: their willingness to throw an entire family - all those innocent children - into a lifetime's worth of turmoil for the cash.

      Shame on all of them.

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    3. They have no shame that's for sure!!

      Kody wasn't courting Robyn when they first started talking about the show with Principle Voices/Figure 8. Robyn heard about the show being in the works through the AUB grapevine and she wasted no time "visiting her cousin" in Lehi so she could meet and immediately court Kody. Kody realized it was a great idea and he was down with the new younger wife. Win-Win TLC just got a bonus with Kody courting the 4th wife and ran with it. $$$$

      Robyn and Kody will control everything until the money's gone. After that they will most likely trick some younger women with wombs and jobs to support both of them together....unless one of them hits a jackpot they don't want share with the other.

      If you think about it...That's kind of what Meri did with Kody. She was Kody's bud while Janelle popped out babies, worked and handed over the money. Christine popped out babies, collected the welfare and handed it over, and ALSO took care of the children. Meri had it good until Robyn came along. Ain't Polygamy grand?

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  18. I am beginning to wonder if this latest SW headlines might be ringing a little truth about the three wives leaving. More and more websites are covering the story. It seemed like the last two years, most of these stories have become true (divorce/catfish). Could there be some truth to this latest story? I didn't believe it at first, but now I am beginning to wonder. I personally think that the TLC money would not be a contributing factor for the wives to stay. TLC would keep on coming because that would be drama they would cash in on. (How sad!) I would watch a spinoff of one of the wives trying to make it in their own without Kody. That would be more fascinating that then the "keep sweet" fabrication they currently have.

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    1. More and more websites are simply rehashing the original story. It's a quick way of adding content to a page. There's no doubt that life with King Kody is not what they tried to make it appear in the beginning of the show, but the chances of anyone leaving are pretty slim, and if they do, the women will likely just end up in another polygamous mess.

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    2. I would love it if the 3 'wives' left and told all the dirt!!! Heck, be happy with a spin off involving ANY of them leaving. Bring it on TLC!

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  19. Ahh you mentioned My Five Wives. I have been marathoning it this last week. I know that overtime the cracks would have shown there and the same unhappiness would have become apparent in those wives but I just enjoy that show so much more. Yes there is awkward tension...and they just showed that awkwardness. Rhonda and her hypochondria. I wonder if being sick gets her a lot of attention and working in the medical field she just knows all the symptoms to think she has. Or Nonie who was concerned when she didn't get pregnant right away that she was broken..honey you had 5 kids.you sound so ungrateful. And her biggest joy seemed to be that the others would know they were having sex on their nights. and at least 3 of the wives are like our Robyn Brown and just drop tears constantly (and it feels like it is just for attention). I know over time I would have just felt as badly for them as I do for some of the Browns and dislike others..just like the Browns but for those 2 seasons I was engaged in the story line..

    Do we know why it was canceled? Were they just not getting the numbers to keep it going? Did the family decide to get out before it imploded them? Almost a year since it has been canceled and I still have questions.

    Also as an aside I feel pretty bad for the guy who made the creepy portrait of the alternate dimension Robyn wishes she lived in. Poor guy just doing the best he can with the creepy as can be subject matter he was given. Hope you are getting to make normal pictures now Mr. Artist.

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    1. Someons said their declaring bankruptcy while doing the show broke their contract.Despite declaring bankruptcy he and a daughter were off touring Ireland together.

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    2. I saw a question/answer video that they made themselves and they state that they are actively trying to get their show picked up by another network. It was a little sad, they seemed beggy about it. I watched the show back then...I was thoroughly turned off by the pillows made to "simulate" the husband for the wives night off...eww...just ewww

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  20. Since most everyone can figure out by now that TLC and Kodyworld as an entity has proven to effortlessly alter or just create outright fiction as their alleged "real" reality.....
    And since it is seems to be a popular conclusion that Kody and his 4th bedmate would want (and likely already are) to live monogamously....
    And since the "SW wives will bail" innuendos seem to be popping up everywhere now....
    IF.....Any of the leaks are true in any way, then who is to say that Reigning Wife Sobbin and her hapless adoring puppet haven't informed the other three that "they" choose to bail and move on as a twosome?
    Of course, it is much juicier to insinuate that the non-wives are fed up and want to leave.
    But what if Sobbin and KodyPuppet are the architects. Or TLC is?

    Either way, if true, TLC would be more than ready to pitch a new version of "life after Kodyworld"....no doubt about that !! Would be ratings gold again, that is until the sham became too obvious again!

    *personally, I still think the wife-bailing hints are all just part of the PR plan to get interest in next season jazzed up*

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  21. Agreed, Amused. The "break-up" story is very likely to be just a publicity stunt.

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    1. Hello all. Just checking the news on the Brown Circus, I agree any whispers of any of them leaving is either publicity propaganda or laying the groundwork for next season. It could be that Christine's mother is the feature..lovingly helping her daughter see the black hole of polygamy and even dissing the King maybe. However, I'm so beyond jaded I believe nothing they say and nothing that TLC sets up as the dramatic hook line. They're all liars and would do anything to keep their employment.

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  22. I have been following the numerous (rehashed) tabloid stories about Janelle, Meri and Christine leaving "bully" Kody. I don't believe it. I think it's a teaser leaked by the Browns to ensure viewers for their new season. Their original goal to decriminalize polygamy remains unfulfilled. Until their court case is settled, no one is leaving that compound. It's a business arrangement.

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    1. I agree. It amuses me how the original goal of this series was to show us boring monogamists how normal and happy a polygamous family can be. Now that they've failed at that, they're using their dysfunction and misery as the hook to keep it going.

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  23. I wonder if Robyn is having this baby at home. Cameras maybe???can Kody and Robyn out do the Soloman birth?? I have looked thru her pinterest account. She has weird design ideas for a nursery. She still follows JYD. She really does have quite the shopping habit, and her comments are are very strange.

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    1. "Cameras maybe???"

      HA !!! Does the sun rise in the East??

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  24. I hope that one or all three of them exits stage left this year, it's got to happen.....there are just too many reasons to ignore : Pretty sure Kody and Sobbin are already living monogamously, Sobbin having orchestrated this to perfection. Other wives frustration at not now having him for at least one night in four (he probably doesn't even visit their houses anymore let alone their bedrooms). Arrival of new baby brownie will rub further salt into these wounds when a little Sobbin look alike will be hoisted onto those shoulders alongside that smirking face for all to say hi to. I could go on but we've heard it all before ...... btw don't do twitter but curious to know is Christine still awol on there ?

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    1. If hes not visiting the other wives, if I were one of the wives, I would just leave. He sacrificed his kids, his wives, only to become monogamous?? Oh the irony!!!

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  25. I don't trust the Browns or TLC. It's all about the $$$. My mind goes toward Janelle, Christine and Meri "pretending" to leave Kody for a spin-off show. The current viewers won't be happy with watching Coyotte Kody and square head Sobbin next season. So, a plan has been put in place for a show sure to attract the viewers. There is no way any of them can live the lifestyle TLC has provided on their own, so they'll do anything to keep the show and $$ coming in. I think they'll leave, but it'll only be "make believe." -just my opinion.

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    1. I have thought the same thing myself. The others would only pretend to leave Kody in order to get a spin off show in order to keep the TLC $$ coming in & still splitting it 5 ways. As others have stated, the Browns are washed up & are desperate for juicy story lines that keep the ratings up. If the Browns were really that special then they wouldn't have to stoop so low for story lines & ratings. They're no better than the hookers in Las Vegas pimping themselves out for the almighty $$.

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  26. There are so many moving parts to this puzzle, at this point, I don't think it's feasible to predict what is really going on. I will say that I'm starting to strongly suspect that the whole Meri (Catfish), Galveston trip(Christine) and Adoption (Robyn) were a desperate ploy to keep the ship afloat, by the network. I think they threw in the Janelle/Meri make-up/break-up to try and cover all the bases. There's just too many unexplained, and unexplainable, scenarios going on to be real-life "reality tv".

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    1. " I think they threw in the Janelle/Meri make-up/break-up to try and cover all the bases."

      Spot on...!!!
      Without a doubt, that farce was added for extra ratings insurance.

      Their PR strategy now resembles the classic desperation move of throw as much crap up on the wall as you can and hope to hell that *something* sticks....!!

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  27. I also believe that this is all hype to generate interest for next season. Why make yourself look like fools for the whole world to see. What about your kids. Don't they matter. These people will do anything to keep this train on track. I will not ever watch their show again, but I will read this blog. This blog is much more attractive.

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  28. I don't see the three wives leaving their King Kody. They never left him while they were poor & bleeding the beast & pretending to be cousins. They certainly are not going to leave now with their McMansions, going to concerts and trips, feeling like celebrities. I think this story line is to keep us not thinking of Meri and her banana shot.

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  29. Ho ho! I just got an image of Kody with four wives with Alfred E Neuman faces holding bananas.

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  30. oafe two of the book is on cf site

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    1. Milo I love your typo. That oaf is riding this for all its worth. The post about using the tabloids to advertise, omg. She can't keep her fairy tales straight. "Sam" is going to donate all the money from the book to charity for people escaping polygamy. Then in the next breath, "Sam" wants to support people who wish to stay in polygamy and wants the fans to send in names of charities that do that. lmao. Why don't you just send your money to Meri Brown? Then "Sam" talks yet again about what superior physical shape "he" is in and has taken up boxing. Don't forget to put on your Coke Zero shirt for that. Hilarious!

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  32. The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly has a book review on "The Sound of Gravel" by Ruth Wariner, the author's recollection of growing up in the polygamist Colonia LeBaron (in Mexico). Her father was one of the LeBaron brothers, I think (not sure from the review and haven't researched it yet). The reviewer gives the book an 'A'. This is one I haven't read yet, but am looking forward to...

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    1. The author's father was Joel LeBaron, the one who was murdered by his brother Ervil. "Salon.com" has a very interesting interview with Ruth and her cousin Anna, a daughter of Ervil.

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    2. Thanks guys. I read the interview and will put the book on hold at the library.

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    3. And Ervil and Joel's brother was Floren Lebaron: Christine Brown's maternal grandfather. Ervil ordered the murders of both his brother Joel and of Rulon C. Allred (Christine Brown's paternal grandfather.)

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  33. article on drudge from Utah says attorney general never had any intention to prosecute the Brown's.they fled utah not because of a slip of paper from Lehi police, they were never under any threat at any time of prosecution

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    1. Yet there they all were faking and shamming for the cameras even way back then !!
      Performing and filming telling all those crying, traumatized kids the dire news the "Daddy" was a hunted man !! Manically shoving their meager belongings in the van and cars while dodging the encroaching sirens. Oh the faux hysteria...oh, the faux terror of it all....!!!
      Clearly then and clearly now...oh, the sheer FARCE of it all.

      Meanwhile TLC had already lined up Magic Mona, Vegas Realtor to D-list reality show performers, to find four rentals to be temporary film sets while the McMansion plot was being hatched.
      Kody and Ko-conspirators have pocketed six years of tidy income from the impending prosecution that *never was.*

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    2. they also stated that only if there was child abuse or welfare fraud would they prosecute. I think that is why Janelle was so anxious about the situation. she knew the BK shell game they were playing.

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  34. The Browns are nothing but circus monkeys at this point. Will literally do any song & dance for that easy TLC $$$. Sister Wives & Duggars(Dillard & Seewald) just need to go away already & take that hideous attention seeking catfish & her pathetic e-book along with them!!

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  35. Alright. More articles about the wives leaving Kody. I now believe that the Browns have been feeding the paparazzi this BS to divert attention from catfish's ridiculous tell-all with a larger, more salacious story. It's completely false, of course, but the Browns can always state they had no idea where the rumors started.

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    1. One thing that stands out to me about the catfish postings, is how she makes it a point to defend Robyn and paints her in the light of being a sweet, caring, dear friend to Meri. (Excuse me while I dry-heave!). Seems a bit over the top for a CF to be suffering from a broken heart over their lost love and vehemently defending Robyn at the same time. I smell a rat in the kult-de-sac!

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  36. Robyn tweeted: "Two days away from my due date. We are all ready to meet Baby Sister! Trying to be patient but can't wait to see her sweet face." She's not having a scheduled c-section so how many expect a baby to arrive "on" their exact due date? That's probably the date for TLC to film the re-enactment. Women that have had children before tend to have them a little earlier than the due date. Bet a banana that little Brownie is a couple weeks old already!

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  37. Judging from Robyn's pins she thinks this is going to be her first daughter. Apparently she also wants to take picture with her in matching tutu's LOL

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  38. "Trying to be patient but can't wait to see her SQUARE face" boy did i misread that one...

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  39. Robyn tweeted that she is overdue. Interesting!

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    1. Ummm....if I cared at all, I would tweet "who cares?"

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  40. Just reading the paper and I saw a short article stating that Jennifer LeBaron Davenport will be a guest speaker at a church in Denton, TX. She will share her story of growing up and escaping from a polygamist cult. The women's ministry E3 (Encourage, Enrich, Elevate) is the host. I would love to go and hear her speak. I wonder if there would be a question and answer segment. I would bring up the Browns and what her perception of them would be. I have read of her escape and how she wants to help other women. She comes from a powerful polygamous family. Should be a very interesting and compelling speech.

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    1. I hope you get the opportunity to go and hear her speak. And, if you do, that you'll share your experience with us.

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  41. Hey Cj anything going on out there in the world about Kody and the Grifters? Would love to hear anything to snark on, but if you are on vacation, you totally deserve it. Love all you do ! Thanks for the entertainment.

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    1. Well here is something interesting for you:
      (from this site) http://politicsrusprinciple.tumblr.com/

      Scroll mostly down to the bottom its titled "Robyn Browns relationship with David Preston Jessop" it will probably go to page 2 soon.

      Anyway its a conversation with someone that knew them when they were married. This a quote "her husband was bad news. He got WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY into the porn world and got sicko pervy. He wanted her to do things"
      I guess he messed her up emotionally, pretty bad.

      So how's that for a little Sister Wives meat to chew on...haha

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    2. Ha! Now we know why her V. Secret expenditures were so high.

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    3. Gee, that is pretty funny considering Robyn will share with other women. Yet that is not in the arena of sicko pervy to her. It's although it is being insinuated that Robyn has standards.Or while remembering Christine in labour while she was flirting with Kody,maybe she just wants to be the abuser instead of the abusee.

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    4. Without knowing any eye-witness details of Sobbin's relationship with David P, yet knowing (seeing) details and actions of six years of her relationship with Kody.......
      One has to wonder if the person who offered that info heard it from Sobbin herself ?
      If so, that in of itself would make it suspect for accuracy.

      Not saying it is necessarily false, but yes, suspect. Robyn Sullivan Jessop Brown is a known drama queen prone to embellishing. The fact that she concocted that dramatic (with props even) solo tableau for the *children* about giving away her purity clearly showed her need to garner sympathy and attention....shockingly, even from kids.
      And of course, for the cameras !!! For the show !!!

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    5. Agree "drama queen prone to embellishing" plus master manipulator and shopaholic with a touch of psycho thrown in (that picture is still freaking me out).

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    6. that link is an interesting read, not surprising tho, kind of what people have said for a long time. I've always suspected that Robyn was far more experienced in her wifely "duties" than Kody was used to and it helped cement the position she holds today.

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    7. Can't forget Robyn trying to make eye-contact with Kody when he said "69" during the boat making episode. Christine on the other hand, seemed none the wiser.

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    8. Yep, Baylor, remember that too. She really failed at being subtle for that scene.
      Who knows...Sobbin may be the Queen of Kink and chose to vilify her ex Just in case HE ever talked ???
      Her credibility was full of holes when she first whined that her babies did not have a crib.
      Yet her bankruptcy had the now famous Victoria's Secret charges.
      Hard to prioritize, huh, Sobbin ??!!

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    9. Amused--I agree!!!...I wouldn't be surprised if Robyn was the person who offered that info to the Tumblr Friend. Notice that person wrote about what a drama queen Christine was and how the new girl (Robyn) seems to have had some trauma...serious!!! "Her ex worked her emotionally bad" The "Friend" writes "I wondered why every conversation made her cry" (Oh so that's why Robyn cries...) Friend writes "Christine is gonna be a pain in the ass for her.{Robyn} I feel sorry for her." (PLeeeease Robyn...) We all know this is your re-writing your story...The Facebook "LIKE" page with the broomstick didn't work... Robyn has Meri out of the way. Robyn keeps kicking Christine to the curb but Christine doesn't stay in the gutter. Maybe this Tumblr note will help get the fans hating Christine and feeling sorry for Robyn. (OY!!!!!) Now we won't call Robyn "Sobyn" since she has explained her crying is from trauma...Geez....LOL!!!

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  42. It's always a stretch to believe Robyn's claims against David P. According to her, he was emotionally (and physically??) abusive - and she also suggested he abuses alcohol and now we hear he is a pervert with a porn problem....and YET....she sends her 3 children to stay with him for several days/weeks. If all these things were true would she send her children hundreds of miles away to stay unsupervised with him? Especially if he has terminated his parental rights?? It makes absolutely no sense.

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    1. Yep, from what I've heard "Mommie Dearest the New Legal Mrs Kody Brown" was well known for her own special brand of Cray Cray in MT, But the allegations of a porno problem aren't new.

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    2. Also Robochin and her first husband were married quite young. It is entirely possible a 18-19 year old boys regular sexual desire just seemed pervy to Robochin who was probably raised to believe sex is only for procreation?

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    3. What kind of cray cray was she known for?! Care to give some details?!

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    4. One last thing, I would like to know the percentage of time the person doing the abusing is the one to leave the relationship/file for divorce. It's always been a puzzle to me with all the abuse claims Robyn made - HE was the one to file for divorce.

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    5. I left my husband, but fit financial reasons he filed the paperwork. If anyone looks solely at paperwork it would appear he left me. Not to defend the inconsistency for her in filling and her story, but a possible explanation?

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    6. For not fit... sorry.

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    7. Definitely a possibility Anon 11:00. I was sorry after I posted that because it really came across as presumptuous!

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    8. Big sky it was not presumptuous at all. Had I not been through the scenario it would never have occurred to me as an option that one person could want the divorce yet the other file. (Same anonymous 11:00 and 11:13)

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  43. I don't believe Robyn will be sticking around long after the cameras are gone. She will move on to greener (richer) pastures. She is a gold digger, and a manipulator. There is some rich, dumb sap out there who will believe her next story and take her in.

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    1. Maybe, but with five kids she's got a lot of baggage.

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  44. Thank you pinesdale piglet , principletumblr is fascinating. Thanks for the referral.

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  45. Robyn had her baby at 10:10 p.m., Sunday.

    http://www.people.com/article/sister-wives-star-robyn-brown-welcomes-baby-girl

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    1. "Robyn's parents Paul and Alice Sullivan were all in the room with Robyn and Kody when their daughter arrived." No surprise there. Remember how creepy we all thought it was that her stepdad was in the room the last time.

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    2. I don't want to be rude and I believe that all babies are wonderful and this has nothing to do with the new little baby. However, I am struck when looking at the picture of all of the "happy" wives gathered around the new chosen one, that none of the women have changed. Robyn, looks like a woman who just gave birth but she has never been as beautiful as she thinks that she is because she is not pretty inside. Meri still looks to be 6 shades too dark for her coloring, Janelle is still overweight, not a big deal but it is worth a remark because we have been on that "journey" with her for YEARS and Christine looks like her happy pills are kicking in just fine. I say all of that to make the point that this lifestyle doesn't make them better-- it doesn't change them at all. They are not on a journey of discovery and redemption. They are going nowhere. Not to school, to therapy, to retreats, to move on in life-- nothing. I can see now that all of this is a sham. Every last minute of this is fake. Who wants to bet that we will have the joy of watching the reenactment of this joyous birth? Will that be the central story line this next season? It is time for them to leave TLC and move on. For their own sakes. Can't they see that?

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  46. Names for baby: Beanie, Brighama, Sheba, Blue Jay, Sincerely, Vegas, Kodin, Tapioca

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    1. Why thank you Mr Spock for the laugh.Sincerely was genius. I needed that after the article referred to her as their fifth child once again edging bio Dad out.Is Brighama a real name or just your creativity showing?

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    2. Kody's hair in that pitcher looks like someone put a pot on his head and cut around it. Meri is still wearing those god awful scarves and Janelle is in red. Robyn has three necks and looks bigger than Janelle.

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    3. Milo; my thoughts exactly regarding that picture! Some other observations....Robyn is wearing Victoria Secret pajamas (she might want to steer clear of that label given the ridicule showered her way over her VS debt in her divorce) It appears that Christine may think this birth is all about her as she is front and center in the picture - making sure to be right by Robyn's face. Also, I noticed on the TLC site with the pictures there were just as many pictures of Christine holding the baby as Robyn with the baby. I admire Christine's spunk in not going down without a fight. Her new tactic of pairing herself up with Robyn and Kody to get equal screen time (I'm thinking of the boat race episode) is a brave move to retain some of the attention!

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    4. Brighama...the feminine form of Brigham (Young)...not really....:-):-):-):-):-)

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    5. I like it, but we are going to have to fix your spelling and Brown it up:

      Byanie, Bryghama, Shybha, Cinsyrely, Vygas, Kodyn, Tapyoca

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    6. For the new Brown daughter: How about Purity Cookie Brown?

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    7. MrSpock has a Vulcan-induced limit to frivolity so did not consider substituting a "Y" in every name. However, upon seeing the changes, they are.......logical.

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  47. I still like Hash! ;)

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  48. Purity Brown....or..... Finalee Brown

    And yes, babies ARE precious. Some parents of babies....not so much !

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    1. Can we go with Plyze Nomo Brown

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    2. Bwahahaha!!! I just now got Plyze Nomo Brown!!!! Good one.

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  49. Holy Moses is my name suggestion after reading below : (baby bro Sol just explained how mommie dearest came up with the portrait hanging on the wall).

    "Right now we haven't decided on a name," Robyn tells PEOPLE exclusively. "We have been searching for the right one for months, but nothing has felt right. We are just getting to know her now and waiting until she whispers it in our ear."

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  50. I think she's going to yell, "Get me the hell outta here!"

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  51. Definitely dragging out naming the baby for drama and another opportunity to sell People magazine a picture when they announce the name.

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    1. Yes, one has to believe the name has already been chosen. Hopefully it will not be something like "Spurgeon" the name given to the Jessa (Duggar)/Ben Seewald baby. MrSpock is all for creativity, but a name should still sound good, and the name Spurgeon just has no quality of like-ability for a first name.

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    2. True, Spock.
      And as longer names are prone to be shortened by family and playmates, have to wonder what kind of nickname "Spurgeon" will produce?

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    3. What do you want to bet that Spurgeon Seewald's playmates nickname him, "Spooge", and no one tells him what that means?

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    4. 9 months to sit around thinking...no job to take up time.....people whose soul purpose in life is to reproduce...have not been able to think up a name....Why oh why?????? They should just call it Baby Brownie and start thinking of the next one......Brownie is better than Spurgeon,,and to think Ben and Jessa probably googled "Anti-Catholic" preachers to get that name. Nutsos!!!

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  52. Has anyone else seen the pitchers on TLC facebook of the baby??? She has Robyn's nose big time..yikes

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    1. Sorry Milo, but I object to any sort of discriminatory remarks concerning a newborn baby's appearance.

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    2. Don't be sorry FA, just my opinion. When the parents put it out there in a magazine, or TLC puts many pictures of the baby with fawning descriptions, with the parents obvious approval for their daughter, they open the door for public opinions. It's not discrimination, its an opinion based on my observation of the pictures.

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    3. That's true enough when it concerns adults Milo, however, what is on the internet lives forever and I think as responsible adults we need to try to protect children regardless of what their irresponsible parents do.

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    4. i said she had robyns nose...and she does...i didnt say anything else about robyns nose. nothing negative at all

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    5. How about we turn the topic to Meri's front tooth?!! Is anyone else thinking it looks like she had it fixed? It doesn't look like the dead discolored front tooth of years gone by. I am wondering if she fixed it in the course of her affair with batfish? If you are going to run off with a Keith Urban look-a-like, you would need front teeth that said "I am the girlfriend of an important man." Even if you didn't want to fix your front teeth for your reality show, you might spruce up for your new boyfriend!

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    6. i think she has it bleached from time to time. and then it just comes back a nasty color.

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    7. Milo, I think it's fine that you noted that the baby pretty clearly has Robyn's nose. Forever Anonymous reminds me of that weird troll from a few months ago...

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  53. I bet Robyn takes great glee in referring to the new one as baby sister thereby ousting Truely out of that title. As painful as it must be for Christine it will be healthier for Truely.I have watched her developmentally and had concerns. Chances are she may have been babied though ,so who knows if I am reading something wrong. Christine has always thrust her into the limelight. I do not think it is healthy.I will always see her in the hospital bed or sleeping in the shopping cart in the middle of the day being exploited for T.V. She really tugs at my heartstrings

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    1. Agree Non-sharer! That whole bit about forcing Truely to come out and face the cameras at the end of the tell-nothing was painful to watch. She clearly didn't want anything to do with it and forcing those kids to participate seemed so desperate and stage-momish to me.

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  54. I'm gonna go with Josephine(Joseph Smith) or plyg spelling Jozefeene or Winnter (Kodys middle name is Winn & she was born in the winter season) Lol
    Celeste(celestial planet) or Angel
    I posted other names in CJs FB living room so I'll need to go refresh my memory ;)

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    1. Plyg spelling!!! LOL!!!! Love Jozefeene!!!

      Kodytte Wynifred *Plyg spelling of course)--Something to stroke Kody's ego....Nick Name Baby Kody Brownie

      She can always legally change the child's name years later when she meets her next husband. Poor Day-un.

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  55. Hmmmm.... I'm wondering if baby sister might borrow the 'place name' theme. My money's on Montana.

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    1. If we're going with "place names" I will enter Cheyenne. That's in honor of the great state of Wyoming that Robyn declared started with the letter "Y". Really. I am not exaggerating. Cynical back me up on this!!

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    2. No way? ?!! She really said that?! Ha ha!! I think that name is a good bet, I'll add that to my list too.

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    3. Dakota but plyg spelled DaKoda or DuhKoda....lol

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    4. I was born, and grew up, in Cheyenne. I forbid those dunces to use it. :)

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    5. Nevaeh. Heaven backwards.Surprisingly popular

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    6. One of my older nieces name is Heaven Leigh & we call her LeLe.
      Yup, Heaven or Nevaeh is a good guess too :)

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  56. It seems to me all Plyg wives get left alone in the end. Once breeding is over they are no longer of use.

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  57. Kodilynne or some other combo of their names is my guess.

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    1. I think they will name the baby girl SAM; this way they can get back at Meri for falling for another.

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  59. After putting more thought into this name thing, I am going to reverse course! I am going with a Disney Princess name. Like Ariel or Jasmine (sorry to our blogger Jasmine above) After looking at Robyn's pinterest board, I am thinking she is more the Disney Princess type than following the other wives with place names. She currently has a Disney Princess daughter, Aurora, so why not one more?

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  60. I find the names people select interesting.I think the reason Elizabeth or Ellie was thrown around is because Robyn feels she has been elevated to royal status. I think she is looking for a name that has some class.She once wanted a princess to be swept off her feet as in Aurora.Another woman to live through her kids because she has no personal achievements.Unless you call sharing Kody a skill.I have a sisterinlaw who picked her daughter's name "Because it would sound nice someday when a man whispered her name".I can see picking a name if you like it . I can not see building a biography for a child around a name .Robyn likes to control things but she is modelling entitlement to her kids so good luck on her plans. I vote for Rebel or Waterloo Brown because I think some karma is coming for Robyn.At least I hope so.

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  61. Maybe Robyn will name her Autumn Brown since Meri & Kody legally divorced in Sept....but I still like Winnter Brown too. Since she legally married Kody in December & she's a Winter baby plus it includes Kodys middle name Winn. :)

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  62. And maybe, as others have said, Girl Kody-baby is already "named!!
    And even at her very tender age, her alleged namelessness will be yet another plot point for next season's ratings. Quite easy to imagine that next season's opener or episode 2 will include a few scenes, with filming taking place now, of all the Browns joining in the "Name the Baby" party.
    It will be just another raucous, fun-filled Brown event.

    *And of course........first thing for next season will be the birth footage.*
    Sobbin is literally TLC's Golden Goose !!!
    That is ..she is for now......!! Or so they are banking on !!!


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    1. The Brown's could drag out the name game for an entire season with their skill at making something out of nothing.

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    2. Even the Browns couldn't drag something so boring out for long. (Remembers 2 season uncontested adoption drama...) Or could they...

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  63. I saw this on Latin Post today: "In other news, the polygamous family of "Sister Wives" won't be charged if a law against plural marriage stands, Utah prosecutors said. KUTV 2 News reported that the Utah Attorney General contended in court documents filed on Jan. 6 that the reality stars can't challenge the law because they've never been prosecuted. Kody and his four wives weren't also labeled as criminals and driven from the state. The 10th Circuit Court of Appeals is set to hear arguments on Jan. 21."

    Ha!

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  64. Please, someone... Tell me who JYD is. I have gone through older posts trying to find clues without any luck. Or maybe a stronger hint for me, LOL.

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    1. I've always assumed "junk yard dog" was in reference to Kendra. I could be wrong though.

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  65. @My 1 Wife; JYD is/was (not sure of their relationship status now!) Robyn's friend and staunchest social media supporter. JYD (Junk Yard Dog) spent considerable time bullying anyone making negative comments on social media about the Brown 's and she especially defended Robyn.

    Her name is Kendra Pollard-Parra and she appeared on the Sister Wive's San Fran episode - the bonding trip for the wives. JYD had a cameo as the "friend" who arranged for the wives to visit clothing stores trying on potential dresses for the commitment ceremony. Who could forget the 1st shop Kendra led them to where all the clothes were too small for the other wives and only Robyn could parade around playing dress-up for the camera. JYD had some mysterious involvement in helping Robyn with my Sister Wives Closet; maybe in picking out the silly merchandise they added after the jewelry designed by Robyn didn't take off as expected. JYD has a history of tweeting at celebrities and insinuating herself when she can into the lives of the D-list. Many think JYD is her own unique breed of catfish!

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    1. Even though I'm a frequent reader of this blog I wasn't sure who JYD was either. Thank you for the explanation!

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    2. Thanks! I was going with her and then second guessed myself. She is a JYD for sure.

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  66. KoRob. Kobryn. RoKoKo. Something incorporating both parents names to immortalize the true love of these soul mates. And rub it in the other cult-de-sac women's faces

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  67. Ariella Mae..according to People. So the princess name wins!!!

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    1. I see lots of trips to her homeland, Disneyland, in the future

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    2. Yup...I seen a comment on another site...Ella= Cinderella meet Ariel
      Robyn is now the legal wife complete with 2 lil blood Brownies King(Sol) & Princess(Ariella). I'm sure her sister Wives are just "thrilled".

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    3. I'm kind of embarrassed I went with the princess name theme because it looks like I'm more in her head than I want to admit!!

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  68. Farthestnorth said,
    "Even the Browns couldn't drag something so boring out for long. (Remembers 2 season uncontested adoption drama...) Or could they....."

    Oh, indeed they could.... since they already did with not only the adoption farce, but the McMansion BS went on for almost 2 and 1/2 seasons. And then there was the reoccurring rent-a uterus story and can't forget the seasons long Janelle dieting/ trainer/ diet blog installments. Also, add in the many seasons of the Junk Closet nonsense.

    It looks more likely that once the Madonna's birthing of Arielle Mae is aired, the hook for this season will be dissension and OTT drama pointing to possible mutiny and desertion in the harem.
    And then, at the 12th hour, the special team, aka the renown Plyg therapists, will be called on the field to save the day, and shore up the cuddle-sec and the TLC contracts.

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  69. No "Meri" as a middle name tribute then, despite the huge "sacrifice" Meri made by giving up her legal wife status for Robyn. (We won't mention the fact that maybe the "sacrifice" wasn't so great when there seemed to be greener grazing in view for Kody's Mare.)

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