Where has the year 2014 gone? Why, it seems like yesterday we were watching the Brown Krew Kavorting with venture capitalists who proved to be less than anxious to give up their hard-earned cash, while heading on down the highway to Route 66 and meeting those Christian Polygamists in Missouri who know other polygamists that believe in sharing their marital bed, if you know what I mean.
And who can forget the sight of Kody getting Brown goo all over his favorite pair of shoes when SOMEONE failed to properly close the black water valve on the RV?
Or that cliff-hanging last scene of Robyn running frantically to answer her ringing phone. I mean, come on. As if Robyn even KNOWS how to run!!??!! And who the heck would be calling her so late? Her Ob/Gyn???
I seriously doubt that.
Ah, those were certainly the days. We can only hope that this new Winter Season of Sister Wives can be just as much fun. Well, actually I was hoping for more fun but we have to go with what we have, right?
So let me repeat this....
The new season of Sister Wives begins on Sunday, January 4th, 2015.
Be there or be square.
And what have the Browns and their other polygamist friends been up to since we last talked?
Well, not much, I'm afraid...
Of course we have this obligatory reminder of the start of the new season, being retweeted by Kody and his Kodettes.
But couldn't TLC have used a more recent picture of Kody and Krew? I mean, just look at it. Meri and Christine are both wearing outfits they wore about a million times on the show at least 3 seasons ago. And Janelle looks like she's still holding onto some of those gosh awful blouses she supposedly did away with when she moved into her McMansion.
And Robyn...Holy Toledo, what the H.E. double hockey sticks was she thinking when she pulled that outfit together?? Let's just say her outfit has not improved with age!
"@TLC: RETWEET if you're excited for all-new episodes of #SisterWives kicking off THIS SUNDAY, January 4th at 9/8c!! pic.twitter.com/7c1Yxv0xPA"
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) December 29, 2014
Let's hope for the announcement of the Summer season (if there is one) TLC springs for some new photos. Please????
Okay, so it's Christmas time right? Obviously a major tradition for the Browns is to travel to Disneyland. This time it was Meri and her acorn that didn't fall far from the tree.
Yep we're here today! :) Loving it at Christmas time! pic.twitter.com/EEupegPXqY
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) December 22, 2014
Die hard Disney fan to brave these Christmas crowds! pic.twitter.com/0wVwHcKKNF
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) December 23, 2014
I'm beginning to wonder what Kody and Krew would do if Disneyland were to close down. But we all know that won't happen - not with what those people must spend each year for the privilege of standing in long lines while posing as Reality TV Stars.
For some odd reason, Meri continues to tweet these rather odd memes. Is this wishful thinking on her part?
I'd rather not watch Meri twirl her way on the dance floor. Something tells me it just wouldn't be...modest. And her twirling could stop the Earth's rotation with disastrous results for mankind.
pic.twitter.com/oELHhF8srn
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) December 29, 2014
And on the subject of wishful thinking, I'm sure Mariah will make Meri and Kody proud when she finally ties the celestial knot. Let's just hope Karma makes her a 2nd wife and she's treated the same way her mother treated Janelle when she joined the family as a 2nd!
pic.twitter.com/3lDELakVnh
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) December 26, 2014
On the subject of Janelle, she posted a picture of her three eldest children.. Funny how on the Sister Wives Official FB page, the fans there didn't recognize Maddie. I mean, really, did they really not see the difference? Hello in there! Janelle has bleached blonde hair!!!
My oldest three 💜sometimes I just stop and marvel at the fact that they are so grown up. Where did the time go?!? pic.twitter.com/gGikXrfEe0
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) December 22, 2014
Funny but Janelle was the only Brown Sister Wife to actually wish her fans Happy Holidays! Sorry Meri but sending a picture of a Disneyland street decoration just doesn't compare, know what I mean?
"Merry Christmas to all & to all a good night". Happy Holidays to you! Putting down the phone for the day. Blessed 2 have my family near
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) December 24, 2014
And here's Janelle explaining why Meri and Mariah went to Disneyland. It's a Brown family tradition, don't you know!
Another fun day today! For the holidays we incorporated the traditions of all 5 adults so it takes us several days to get them all in!
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) December 26, 2014
Fans, did you see where Sister Wives is back with a two hour premiere on January 4th?
LIVE TWEET PARTY Y'ALL!!!!
Hey everybody, We're Baaaack! Join us next Sun. Jan 4th 9/8c on @TLC as we live tweet our 2 hour season premiere. pic.twitter.com/e5xuIcLuMz
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) December 28, 2014
Of course, the Brown's friends in polygamy the Dargers also showed their fans how they celebrated the holidays.
And just check out the TOTALLY EXCITED FACES on these young Darger faces. Makes me wonder if Papa Joe was standing on the side hissing "You Will Have Fun, DAMN IT!!"
At least the Williams Family is a little more laid back...Face it, you have to be with 24 kids and five wives (with one wife preggers). But at least they remembered to thank all their fans for watching their show...unlike another polygamist family who shall be unnamed...
Post by Brady and Wives.
Post by Brady and Wives.
Finally, we have a picture of a very pregnant Nonie showing off her latest baby bump.
Post by Brady and Wives.
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This just in...
Here's a video featuring Mykelti Brown that was shared in my other living room on Facebook.
All I can say is...watch this as a cautionary tale of what happens when Kody Brown is in charge of the religious upbringing of children. Just like him, it gets all screwed up!
No wonder Christine was worried about this poor child. I'd be worried too.
This poor child is proof that Kody Brown is worthless as the religious leader of his family. I can't believe this child actually said that if she fell in love with a married man she would approach the man's wife to become her sister wife...
Mykelti honey, here's some advice from a monogamist. You best leave the married man's wife alone because in most cases she will attempt to rearrange your features in ways that the end results will not be flattering and will hurt like hell for a very long time.
Stay AWAY from married men. ... PERIOD!
She needs to understand this is real life and not some damn fairy tale where a woman can pick off married men like apples at the supermarket.
She's in for a very rude awakening, that's for sure!
And in case you missed the earlier showing, Escaping Polygamy will replay New Year's Day!
Post by Kollene Snow.
That's all for now, and remember, I Scoured the Internet so YOU didn't have to waste your time on this trivial stuff, right? And stay tuned for Sunday's Live Tweet Party Right Here!
H A P P Y N E W Y E A R !!!!
