Thursday, December 31, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Happy New Year Edition, January 1, 2016


All I have to say is...I hope Robyn pops Baby Girl Brownie out soon because the tabloids are scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Brown news.

It doesn't help matters that the Browns have been extremely quiet, no doubt due to the major embarrassment of former legal wife Meri Brown after her very public Twitter escapade with a Catfisher became widely known.

And that banana picture didn't help, either.

But if you look hard enough, there are still some Brown gems to be found...even that insufferable Catfisher brought a smile to my cynical lips. I mean, really. Who would've thunk it. Engaged, to a Bradley Cooper lookalike no less.

Yep, and I'm the Queen of Sheba, too!!

Anyway, I was reading Kody Brown's retweets today. He's trying so hard to show the world that he has more on his mind besides Robyn, their soon to be born baby girl, and a former legal wife who would have left her cul-de-sac McMansion in a New York minute if "Sam the Sham"  had truly been a man and a millionaire, instead of a Catfishing ne'er do well.

Like, I'm holding my breath for that e-book to be published. Maybe 2017? Yeah, right.

So here's my choice for the two most ironic (if not moronic) statements that have put the cherry on top of the year 2015. Made by two people who really really deserve each other.




Nicely said there. Meri must be giggling with glee she dodged THAT bullet...

Let it be said nobody, I mean NOBODY can make a bigger fool of himself than Meri's former legal hubby Kody...on Christmas Day no less. I'm just hoping he's not planning on running for public office. Please....


Isn't it funny how Mr. Brown can tell someone to get off Twitter and spend time with their family? Oh, the irony!

This all reminds me of the immortal words of that Animal House character, the incomparable Dean Wormer:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"



On the other hand, Kody and Christine did manage to produce Aspyn, who has  1) remained in college and 2) been elected President of the UNLV Pan Hellenic Council.

I find her sense of humor to really be a breath of fresh air, considering the overly oppressive atmosphere emanating from that cul-de-sac her father has created.


You know, I was thinking that a reality show featuring Aspyn at college would interesting. I would watch it. Hey, TLC if you're reading this, once the Kody Train ends it's run, how about a reality show featuring the college kids?

From Janelle, who continues to be the "Official" Twitter Point Person for the Kody and his Kodettes, we get the only holiday greeting that sounds sincere (i.e. suitable for fan consumption)



Seriously Janelle. We want the scoop on Robyn! Did she demand you guys throw her a baby shower? And, the answer to the question: What role did Robyn's JYD have in the Catfish affair?

Again, I'm not holding my breath, but maybe it was filmed for the next season.



Now here's something interesting from Meri. Even though she no longer tweets all those sappy sayings like when she was unfortunately involved with that catfisher, it looks like she occasionally will stick her head out of that Sister Wives hole in the ground and show appreciation for the fans rooting her on.



Let's just hope she will follow her gut feeling if something doesn't sound right, it probably isn't. But I still want to know how Robyn's JYD figures in this catfishing mess! Sorry, I just can't let it go!!

Here's something interesting. For all you SWB fans, you might remember this twitter account as being THE LAST WORD for all things Sister Wives. Run by a married couple who were die hard fans and "friends" of Robyn (but with slightly more decorum than JYD) they suddenly dropped from the scene shortly after Robyn birthed King Sol. Now that JYD has been, once again, kicked to the curb, the old Kody Family Twitter suddenly sprung back to life.




The couple behind @SisterWives01 were also the masterminds behind the old, vetted friends only Kody Brown and Family Facebook page that promised exclusive contact with the Sister Wives but quickly faded out of the picture once the Browns went to Live Tweeting after their book was published.

Hmmmm....does this mean Robyn once again has kicked JYD out of the cul-de-sac? Are they still best buds? Will Robyn ever be seen in the same picture frame with JYD again? AND WHAT WAS JYD's ROLE IN THE CATFISH AFFAIR?

And before leaving, let's ponder some New Year's Resolutions Kody and his Kodettes should attempt for this new year. I think Kody should be nicer to Christine and start courting that elusive 5th wife, just to even the score with Brady Williams and his Five Wives. I'm in need for another classic, late night Robyn Twitter meltdown complete with post-birth, no makeup selfies that shows the audience the true Robyn. And something knocking Robyn off the pedestal as the newest and fertile wife is just what is needed to spice up the show. Pretty please???

What do you think?

Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet, so you can celebrate New Year's Day in style!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!




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Sunday, December 13, 2015

I Scour the Internet: The Twelve Days Before Christmas Edition for December 13, 2015





Can you believe how fast this year has gone? And it's less than two weeks before Christmas, too!!!

So let's check out some tweets from our favorite polygamists, shall we?




First off, we have college student Mariah and a school friend doing their part to help the disadvantaged refugees in South Salt Lake.

Of course, it's not really clear who the refugees are, and why they have found refuge in South Salt Lake, but at least the young lady is trying to do something to help people in need. Speculation in my other living room is that this could possibly be a sociology project.

At the other end of the donating money spectrum, comes this totally self-serving announcement from The Joker, now better known as The Catfisher.


The PayPal page is scary to say the least...


Like, it's an e-book, right? So why the need to include your address? Okay, it IS the Christmas season, so I'll give the Semi-Great Imposter the benefit of the doubt that this is the default order form for non PayPal members. But frankly, with what we know of the Joker's background, that's wayyyy too much information to be giving out and way way wayyyyyy too much money to be asking for bad fiction.

My final two words are: Caveat Emptor !!!

If you are in need of a good laugh, read the Joker's entire pitch for moolah on it's blog...and don't forget to read the comments! Priceless!

PREORDER MY EBOOK – “ALMOST MERI’ED” can be located through the link to the Joker's blog found in his Twitter bio...  https://twitter.com/notbatmanyet


And while we are talking about Meri, checking her Twitter shows us how she's getting into the Christmas Season. First she tweets this picture...




And then she tweets this quote from Martin Luther King...



Looks like the lady is turning the other cheek and moving on with her life after catfish.

Of course, Robyn is MUCH too BUSY being pregnant with little girl brownie to even tweet anymore. But I have one burning question that needs to be answered...What role did Robyn's JYD play in this Meri catfishing deal. That's all, simple. I wonder if we will ever find out for sure.

Buried beneath a lot of political retweets on Kody's Twitter, we find this interesting tweet by Original Three wife Janelle that he retweeted:

Well, we know Robyn's too busy being preggers, but I wonder why Aspyn's mommy Christine didn't tweet this? Oh well, it would have been a cold day in Hell before Robyn would have tweeted about Aspyn's election. You just know Robyn's feeling those definite pangs of jealousy. So look out Aurora. Your future is either election to the statewide or even the national President of the PanHellenic Council, or becoming a sisterwife like your mommy dearest. What a dilemma! Kind of like aspiring to be a brain surgeon or a fry cook, don't you agree? (Thanks to The Beverly Hillbillies)

Back to Janelle, she's getting into the season by tweeting a picture of her Holiday Stockings hanging on the fireplace. But there are eleven stockings pictured. Besides the dog, who gets honored with a stocking this year???



Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU can start getting ready for Christmas!!!




On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
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