Tuesday, December 30, 2014

I Scour The Internet: The Happy New Year Edition for December 30, 2014 UPDATED!!!

Yes, the new season of Sister Wives begins Sunday, January 4th, 2015!


Where has the year 2014 gone? Why, it seems like yesterday we were watching the Brown Krew Kavorting with venture capitalists who proved to be less than anxious to give up their hard-earned cash, while heading on down the highway to Route 66 and meeting those Christian Polygamists in Missouri who know other polygamists that believe in sharing their marital bed, if you know what I mean.



And who can forget the sight of Kody getting Brown goo all over his favorite pair of shoes when SOMEONE failed to properly close the black water valve on the RV?

Or that cliff-hanging last scene of Robyn running frantically to answer her ringing phone. I mean, come on. As if Robyn even KNOWS how to run!!??!! And who the heck would be calling her so late? Her Ob/Gyn???

I seriously doubt that.

Ah, those were certainly the days. We can only hope that this new Winter Season of Sister Wives can be just as much fun. Well, actually I was hoping for more fun but we have to go with what we have, right?

So let me repeat this....
The new season of Sister Wives begins on Sunday, January 4th, 2015.

Be there or be square.

And what have the Browns and their other polygamist friends been up to since we last talked?

Well, not much, I'm afraid...

Of course we have this obligatory reminder of the start of the new season, being retweeted by Kody and his Kodettes.

But couldn't TLC have used a more recent picture of Kody and Krew? I mean, just look at it. Meri and Christine are both wearing outfits they wore about a million times on the show at least 3 seasons ago. And Janelle looks like she's still holding onto some of those gosh awful blouses she supposedly did away with when she moved into her McMansion.

And Robyn...Holy Toledo, what the H.E. double hockey sticks was she thinking when she pulled that outfit together?? Let's just say her outfit has not improved with age!


Let's hope for the announcement of the Summer season (if there is one) TLC springs for some new photos. Please????


Okay, so it's Christmas time right? Obviously a major tradition for the Browns is to travel to Disneyland. This time it was Meri and her acorn that didn't fall far from the tree.




I'm beginning to wonder what Kody and Krew would do if Disneyland were to close down. But we all know that won't happen - not with what those people must spend each year for the privilege of standing in long lines while posing as Reality TV Stars.

For some odd reason, Meri continues to tweet these rather odd memes. Is this wishful thinking on her part?

I'd rather not watch Meri twirl her way on the dance floor. Something tells me it just wouldn't be...modest. And her twirling could stop the Earth's rotation with disastrous results for mankind.


And on the subject of wishful thinking, I'm sure Mariah will make Meri and Kody proud when she finally ties the celestial knot. Let's just hope Karma makes her a 2nd wife and she's treated the same way her mother treated Janelle when she joined the family as a 2nd!



On the subject of Janelle, she posted a picture of her three eldest children.. Funny how on the Sister Wives Official FB page, the fans there didn't recognize Maddie. I mean, really, did they really not see the difference? Hello in there! Janelle has bleached blonde hair!!!


Funny but Janelle was the only Brown Sister Wife to actually wish her fans Happy Holidays! Sorry Meri but sending a picture of a Disneyland street decoration just doesn't compare, know what I mean?

And here's Janelle explaining why Meri and Mariah went to Disneyland. It's a Brown family tradition, don't you know!

Fans, did you see where Sister Wives is back with a two hour premiere on January 4th?

LIVE TWEET PARTY Y'ALL!!!!




Of course, the Brown's friends in polygamy the Dargers also showed their fans how they celebrated the holidays.




And just check out the TOTALLY EXCITED FACES on these young Darger faces. Makes me wonder if Papa Joe was standing on the side hissing "You Will Have Fun, DAMN IT!!"



At least the Williams Family is a little more laid back...Face it, you have to be with 24 kids and five wives (with one wife preggers). But at least they remembered to thank all their fans for watching their show...unlike another polygamist family who shall be unnamed...






Finally, we have a picture of a very pregnant Nonie showing off her latest baby bump.



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This just in...

Here's a video featuring Mykelti Brown that was shared in my other living room on Facebook.

All I can say is...watch this as a cautionary tale of what happens when Kody Brown is in charge of the religious upbringing of children. Just like him, it gets all screwed up!






No wonder Christine was worried about this poor child. I'd be worried too.

This poor child is proof that Kody Brown is worthless as the religious leader of his family. I can't believe this child actually said that if she fell in love with a married man she would approach the man's wife to become her sister wife...

Mykelti honey, here's some advice from a monogamist. You best leave the married man's wife alone because in most cases she will attempt to rearrange your features in ways that the end results will not be flattering and will hurt like hell for a very long time.

Stay AWAY from married men. ... PERIOD!


She needs to understand this is real life and not some damn fairy tale where a woman can pick off married men like apples at the supermarket.

She's in for a very rude awakening, that's for sure!


And in case you missed the earlier showing, Escaping Polygamy will replay New Year's Day!







That's all for now, and remember, I Scoured the Internet so YOU didn't have to waste your time on this trivial stuff, right? And stay tuned for Sunday's Live Tweet Party Right Here!


H A P P Y   N E W   Y E A R !!!!
 



Sunday, December 21, 2014

Live Tweet Party: Season Finales Night for December 21, 2014




My living room is now open early for the 90 Day Fiancé and My Five Wives Season Finales!!



Are you ready? Come on in, view the tweets and join the discussion. All in the comfort of My Living Room! (Don't forget Sister Wives new season starts Sunday, January 4, 2015!)

And you don't even need to dress up, much.

So kick off yer shoes, get comfy and sharpen up yer snark. There's still room on the couch!

Let the snarking begin!!


Tweets for My Five Wives
























Tweets for 90 Day Fiancé



Will these couples join Amy and Danny, Mo and Dani by walking down the aisle?










Don't forget the new season of Sister Wives premieres on January 4, 2015!

For selected tweets from Kody Brown and his Sister Wives, click here for the lastest edition of I Scour The Internet.


Friday, December 19, 2014

I Scour the Internet Five Days til Christmas Fifteen Days til Sister Wives Premiere Edition for December 20 2014


Have I mentioned yet that Sister Wives "Winter" Season premieres on January 4th, 2014? AND it's a whole TWO (that's 2) HOURS LONG! I don't know about you, but I am simply tickled a lighter shade of cappuccino.

But you know, I've been saying this since My Five Wives started their second season.

You just can't get good snark out of  Brady Williams and Wives. Every time I try to watch My Five Wives I wind up falling into a deep sleep. And I have a feeling I'm not alone!



So to say I am eagerly anticipating the new season of Sister Wives is an understatement.

I want the snark...I need the snark...I will not be denied the snark any longer!

I feel much better now.

Now what's been happening this week with those Kwirky Klowns consisting of Kody and his Kodettes©. Let's check out their twitter tweets, shall we?

Looks like Robyn is into the giving part of the season. How nice it is seeing an adult Brown actually thinking about people outside of the family cul-de-sac.


Of course, Meri must keep up the Brown tradition of doing as little work as humanly possible. Remember when she tweeted about the Spot in Phoenix?
What transpired next I'm now calling the Battle of the Mean Girls.

Mean Girl Cynical Jinx calls out Mean Girl Meri Brown on Twitter, and Mean Girl Meri Brown tries to laugh it off and tells Mean Girl Cynical Jinx to just "Google It, B...." (My interpretation, of course)

Eventually Mean Girl Meri Brown relented and tweeted at the last possible moment the actual address of The Spot. Oh looky. It's not in Phoenix, it's in GILBERT Az about 25 miles to the east. Oh well...Looks like Mean Girl Cynical Jinx was right after all!

You better sit down for this one. Kody decided to help out a friend by tweeting his followers for help, and I called him out on it!



Folks, Hell has frozen over. Kody actually does reply. I had to sit down and fan myself cuz I thought for sure I was going to faint when I saw his response...


Kody's tweet may actually clear up a question a lot of people have had since the Browns moved to Sin City. Mainly, are they still members of the AUB. Considering Mr Browniac's response, it kinda looks that way, doesn't it? [And did he just "out" his friend Shane at the same time? Oopsies!]

On the topic of "noble gestures" a FB user kindly posted a link to youtu be's policies and guidelines concerning contests on December 16th directly on the piano store's FB account.

Oh oh...somebody's got some 'splaining to do.

Looks like the piano store may have (OK,drop the may have and call it like it is) violated some youtu.be contest policies...specifically that the contestants need to be 18 years old or older, and that the contest should be a game of skill with the winner determined by "a set of clear judging criteria."

The BIGGEST problem was the store's criteria that "The video with the most views WINS!!" Oopsies #2. According to  youtu be's policy that is/was a big no-no. Verbatim, the policy states "You may not utilize channel functions, such as video likes or view counts, to conduct your contest."

Oh well, I guess youtu.be has those policies in place to keep contests fair and to avoid the shenanigans "reality stars" like  Kody and his Kodettes© tried to pull on twitter by marshaling their combined 386 thousand followers to help their friend in his "noble gesture" to donate that piano if he won. Too bad Shane wasn't friends with Anderson Cooper who has 5.43 million followers or Oprah Winfrey with her 26.1 million followers. He might have actually had a shot at winning that piano!


The commercial for the new Sister Wives season (you know, the "Winter" season that begins on January 4th 2015) started rumors that Kody not only was bringing another female into the house, but that the female was in the form of wife #5.

I'm happy to report we have solved that rumor and can categorically tell you the female moving in is a real bitch!


Then again, we could be wrong...stay tuned! [And let's hope those aren't actual NAILS pounded into the wall to hang those stockings]

You have to love Janelle. First she tweets about how hard it is to find a family friendly TV show like TLC's The Secret Santa to watch with her kids....[plug plug plug that TLC special!]



and of course, her reminder tweet to her followers of the new season...


But then in the next tweet, she retweets not only another cable network, but possibly the most violent, gory TV series out there...




Hey, is that Robyn's picture on the side of that truck?


All righty then...

Back in Darger Land...Here's Papa Joe trying to look FIERCE...and succeeding in looking like a fierce serial killer on the run!





Papa Joe even threw his hat into the news pundit arena by commenting about those North Korean hackers bringing Sony to its knees this month. What's unusual about this posting is how he has ignored the Brady Williams Clan whose TV show is still being shown on TLC.




And speaking of  Brady Williams, he shared an update on his grandson BabyHuck...






Well that's all for now. And remember. I Scour the Internet So YOU Don't Have To!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Everyone!



Sunday, December 14, 2014

LIVE TWEET PARTY for 12/14/14 for 90DayFiance and MyFiveWives!!


My living room is now open for early 90 Day Fiancé and My Five Wives partyers!!



Are you ready? Come on in, view the tweets and join the discussion. All in the comfort of My Living Room!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.

So kick off yer shoes, get comfy and sharpen up yer snark. There's still room on the couch!

Let the snarking begin!!


Tweets for My Five Wives
























Tweets for 90 Day Fiancé













Don't forget the new season of Sister Wives premieres on January 4, 2015!

For selected tweets from Kody Brown and his Sister Wives, click here for the lastest edition of I Scour The Internet.


Sunday, December 7, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The Sister Wives Return 1/4/15 Edition for December 7, 2014




TLC finally made it official: Sister Wives new season (called the Winter Season - how festive!) begins January 4th, 2015! I suppose it was TLC's final slap to the face of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Polygamy triumphs again, tra lalalala lala la la...

I'm just glad to get Sister Wives back. I hate to say this, but I will. Sister Wives makes for the best snark, ever! Job well done, Browns...

So let's check out what the Brown Krew has been up to since we last met...

Well, sounds like Meri's been sleeping single in a double bed with insomnia again, poor dear...



To make up for not majoring in Philosophy (or any other worthwhile subject) at UNLV this semester, she has taken to tweeting her own version of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey".

I'm calling this as I see it, so here's Meri Brown's Contradictory Thoughts...


I'm guessing Robyn didn't get this lecture when she felt Hunter didn't show her the respect she deserved after popping out King Sol. Oh, and don't forget Christine having to apologize to her for not properly welcoming her to the family.


Guess sisterwives don't count...



I love this one...kind of explains how Meri treated Janelle after she joined the family as Kody's 2nd wife.


Which also would explain why Cynical Jinx' question just disappeared AND was never answered. I suppose if CJ were Meri's close friend, Meri would have deleted and blocked her ample rear-end.


Cue the crickets...CJ is still waiting...


And then we have....



So true, Meri. So true. Hey, was this Meri's passive-aggressive answer to sweet, dear Cynical Jinx?

Mariah was in rare form last week. She's a science major, ya know...





I especially liked this response to a "fan". Well, at least she made an effort and actually REPLIED. Unlike her mother...



Down the road from Mariah, Maddie is also suffering through finals...







Back in Vegas, Mykelti is also falling victim to the scourge of finals week...





But Aspyn seems focused on more important things...







while looking extremely...



Janelle did a lot of retweeting, but did find time to make some announcements...





And to show off what a great bonus mom she is...





Can you imagine Meri hosting a cookie decorating party???

Off the subject of hosting a party, Robyn may be on Twitter hiatus but Kody did take the time to tweet this picture showing the results of Dayton's first wrestling experience. Too bad Robyn wore dark clothes.


Can you imagine Robyn and Kody dressing for the wrestling meet? Robyn got to wear the dark Centennial HS sweatshirt to keep up the speculation is she, or isn't she? Kody wore the light Centennial  sweatshirt to show off his curvy yet still manly physique. And Dayton had to ice his aching shoulder afterwards. OUCH!!

That's all for now. And remember. I Scour the Internet so YOU don't have To!!!


Sunday, November 30, 2014

UPDATE 12/4/14 Live Tweet Party 90 Day Fiance and My Five Wives for Sunday 11/30/14


SISTER WIVES NEWS...SISTER WIVES NEWS


It's Official!! Sister Wives returns to the TLC airways on January 4, 2015 with a special 2 hour episode!!!
 
 














Enjoy a Pre-Cyber Monday Live Tweet Party!


My living room is now open for early 90 Day Fiancé and My Five Wives partyers!!



Are you ready? Come on in, view the tweets and join the discussion. All in the comfort of My Living Room!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.

So kick off yer shoes, get comfy and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!


Tweets for My Five Wives























Tweets for 90 Day Fiancé










Friday, November 28, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The Post Thankgiving Day Edition for Black Friday, November 28th 2014






I've been saying this for what seems like eons, but...What the heck have the Sister Wives, Kody Brown and their assorted entourages really been doing since the last season ended?

Yes, we have tweets, but the pictures are just a few paltry crumbs divvied out to the screaming fans eager to see more.




And once again, the inevitable question of "When will Sister Wives return to TLC" has overtaken the usual question of whether Robyn was preggers or not.

Both questions remain unanswered on the TLC run Sister Wives Facebook fanpage and in the few tweets tweeted out to fans by the Sister Wives.

Their lips are sealed until TLC tells them they can loosen them. No more Mama June spilling the beans, right?
And then this gratuitous picture of Kody with Sister Wife #2 Janelle posing with KISS last week. I'd say maybe they need a publicity manager to get their name out there to the public, instead of their booking manager.

I mean, KISS scared ME when I was in college. Is publicity like this going to grow their fan base enough to increase the ratings of their TV show?

Maybe they DO need to hire Mama June...









And then there was the  oh so "clandestine" trip to Hawaii Kody made with Robyn (amazing how Kody just happened to send a tweet that included his location for all to see), and the solo trips legal wife #1 Meri made down on the Las Vegas strip, to Disneyland and  a Pacific cruise with various galpals. Even Janelle made a trip to an unknown city, tweeting a picture of the city outside her hotel window at night.







We want to see these slugs actually meeting the common folk. Shaking hands with the masses before taking their money in the Brown family owned, and overpriced My Sister Wife's Closet online store. Maybe even stopping to say hello and taking pictures at walkathons instead of cheesy aren't we cute pics of the family, standing still, with Kody in sandals (no walking shoes needed cause he ain't walking no where) with King Sol sitting high atop his shoulders. As usual.

They have a reputation to uphold, right? And after Rosemary Williams' revelation about the abuse she suffered at the hands of her father, who is now the head of the church Kody's Sister Wife #3 Christine's grandfather and grand-uncle once headed, they should be out there screaming their heads off right?  Wrong.....




So here we are, perhaps a month away from a new season. And as usual, the Browns are hanging around like so many giraffes with their heads in the sand, lifting them up occasionally to try to look cool.

At least they didn't take another trip to Disneyland this week...And where is Mindy?




Let's talk about tweets, shall we?


In typical Meri style, she moved from Thanksgiving celebrating to getting her house in order for Christmas. She even allotted some time to send out a tweet about MSWC...





Oh boy. But then meri retweets her newest obsession, mainly, Danny Gokey's online store. Is she crazy? Do you ever see Walmart retweeting Target ads? Major fail...Plugging another store? Where's your loyalty, Meri Brown?



Meanwhile, while Robyn wasn't complaining about how tired she kind of tweeted how much she loved her fans...Oh and she tweeted about her MSWC Black Friday Sale (ends tonight at 12 midnight PST in case you're interested).



At least Robyn tweeted ONLY about her Closet...


But Robyn does need to talk to Meri about her loyalty issues, if she dares!


Kody took time out from his busy, productive day (yeah right) to tweet a couple of pics of his Thanksgiving feast at Meri's McMansion. Unless the camera men were hiding, this holiday does not appear to have been  filmed for the show....hmmm....



From a different angle, we see the table making a sharp 90 degree turn in front of Meri's infamous wet bar...being used for pitchers of drinks. How appropriate!



Janelle was the first to tweet a picture on Thanksgiving of Savanah and Truely out for the count on Meri's precious sofa.



But she was back to her usual tweeting how on Black Friday she dragged her sister out to the gym. Well, they do say misery loves company, right?



Yesterday, Christine had the thankless job of managing the consumption of dinner rolls, which is weird because you'd think she would be cooking more than rolls, right??? ...


Here's what Meri tweeted out as her offerings for the feast....


The Dargers provided their fans with ELEVEN photos of their Thanksgiving...Thank goodness they stayed away from fairy tales...



In case you missed it, this is what the Darger's tweeted earlier this week...YIKES!!



Anyway, they also tweeted out to one plural family, but noticeably left another family out of their well wishes. Three guesses who that was (and the first 2 don't count!)



Kody probably thinks he's too good for a TMZ article but...like that iconic saying..."Any publicity is good publicity." Right Brady?


And that's all for now...Remember, I Scour the Internet So YOU Don't Have To !!





Saturday, November 22, 2014

Off Topic Saturday for November 22, 2014 : TLC Reality Shows Go On Without HBB! LIVE TWEET PARTY RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!


One day it's there...
And 24 hours later, it's gone...





















Can we talk?

I think the Honey Boo Boo Saga has finally reached it's end, thank goodness. TLC has officially pulled the plug on the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Official FB Fan page.

Hopefully, the next time we hear from HBB, she'll either be graduating from High School,  getting married, or both.

In the meanwhile, perhaps Uncle Poodle will lose his verified Facebook account for shamelessly stirring the pot with accusations and new "proof that June lies" (as if we need more proof) and then  deleting said truth because he wants to take the high road.

Brother, if you were taking the high road you wouldn't be saying things you delete 24 hours later. The first time I can understand, but it got old after the 3rd time. Move on Poodle. TLC will not be giving you a show.

For the morbidly curious, here's the latest on Uncle Poodle's FB...But you better hurry. According to past behaviors, these postings have only a few hours left to remain on his FB timeline before getting deleted....








For the first time, I'm actually yearning for the simplicity of the Kody Brown Krew...

Case in point. Meri's sudden venture into Ann Landers mode (with a polygamist slant of course) with these heart warming affirmation statements...

Oh, how sweet. It looks like Meri's words were to help out her dear sisterwife Robyn in an hour (1:00AM Thursday Morning to be exact) of extreme need....

I wonder what could have upset Robyn so? Was it something another sisterwife said? Was quarter hubby Kody involved? Well, we need look no further than Janelle's tweets to get the answer to those questions....
Was sister wife Robyn upset she didn't get to see KISS?? Well, like Meri said, just forgive them, Robyn...OK???


And of course, booking manager extraordinaire doesn't disappoint...here's proof positive (kind of) that Kody and wifey #2 actually breathed the same air as KISS...although I wonder what hand signal Mighty Gene Simmons was making above Kody's head. Boy, I'd like to hear Gene's thoughts about polygamy ... he looks so....thrilled...




While Kody and Janelle were gallivanting with their booking manager (apparently they also went to a party for one of AGLV's other "clients"), Meri was working her you know what off doing the MLM thang again. Guess they need to qualify for a new car (or a conventional mortgage, perhaps)...
And here she goes into LIV selling mode ...
Wait, Meri's not finished yet. She even adds her own testimonial for the stuff. OK Meri. We want to see proof of those dropped pounds !!!


Meanwhile, someone left Kody alone with Solomon...


Why wasn't Mindy the Nanny/Housekeeper watching him? Don't they know how irresponsible Kody is around his own children?? Leave it to Meri to tweet out an explanation (kind of) why Kody was tasked with such an important duty....
Makes you wonder if Mindy took a short vacay or found less taxing work elsewhere like Robyn's sister Taralyce (and Mindy's predecessor)  did. Time will tell!

Thank goodness, there's Maddie...who tweets out about five of her siblings. What a difference from the usual self-indulgent tweets we normally see from the Brown Klan...











But then we have Maddie's mom Janelle, who might learn a thing or two from Maddie about social media.

For example we all know why Janelle tweeted this - but unfortunately we also are aware that if it was Kody's choice to make, he'd stay home. Heck, he'd stay home if he WASN'T feeling a little bit sick!!

And how appropriate was this tweet the morning after her  night/early morning partying with Kody. Is that what she means by getting strong to play elsewhere??



Just file the next tweets under Major Suck Up to TLC...

Looks like TLC is making sure their talent knows who pays their salary by requiring this loyalty test statement to be tweeted to their fans. How surprising Kody's tweet is missing....hmmm...












Hey, thanks @TLC!! And I'm not even paid by them!


Finally, we have Christine tweeting out a thank you to Robyn, a tweet about MSWC and a tweet showing off daughter Ysabel...







Not to be left out of the social media arena, Papa Joe Darger tweeted about sex and Charles Manson. Frankly speaking Papa Joe, would you (or any other reasonably intelligent man) really want the type of woman who's attracted to Charles Manson? And aren't you rubbing it in (so to speak) that there won't be a lot of touching going on between Charlie and his bride to be???




And who doesn't think Papa Joe is showing up ole Kody Brown by tweeting how he's helping out others. I mean do you really expect Kody to help ANYONE? Kody's giving back to society is getting photographed with KISS, of course.


On the BradyAndWives front...

Nonie is showing off her baby bump...




While Brady is cuddling with grandchild Baby Huck...



And just when you thought it was safe to go out into the internet...



(I found the FAQ and Beliefs sections to be...very interesting...)

HOLY COW!!!!

There's a new blog entry (supposedly originally dated 11/11/14) from Rosemary Williams where she claims being sexually abused by her father, the new leader of the AUB!

The news media is picking up this story...but it is strange how within days of announcing their website, this bombshell! I wonder what TLC thinks?

Something tells me they have guaranteed themselves a third season if this is legitimate.

The story apparently is true!!! This is from their BradyAndWives Family FB page!




Well, that's all for now...More updates as they occur!

LIVE TWEET PARTY TONIGHT RIGHT HERE!!!!



Pink and green is such an obnoxious color combination, don't you think? Anyway, this week only I've combined Off Topics with the Live Tweet Party. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

Rumor has it that tonight's episode of 90 Day Fiance will not have a segment on Dani and Mo (bummer) but I'm including their Twitter live feed anyway....



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