Sunday, November 30, 2014

UPDATE 12/4/14 Live Tweet Party 90 Day Fiance and My Five Wives for Sunday 11/30/14


SISTER WIVES NEWS...SISTER WIVES NEWS


It's Official!! Sister Wives returns to the TLC airways on January 4, 2015 with a special 2 hour episode!!!
 
 














Enjoy a Pre-Cyber Monday Live Tweet Party!


My living room is now open for early 90 Day Fiancé and My Five Wives partyers!!



Are you ready? Come on in, view the tweets and join the discussion. All in the comfort of My Living Room!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.

So kick off yer shoes, get comfy and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!


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Friday, November 28, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The Post Thankgiving Day Edition for Black Friday, November 28th 2014






I've been saying this for what seems like eons, but...What the heck have the Sister Wives, Kody Brown and their assorted entourages really been doing since the last season ended?

Yes, we have tweets, but the pictures are just a few paltry crumbs divvied out to the screaming fans eager to see more.




And once again, the inevitable question of "When will Sister Wives return to TLC" has overtaken the usual question of whether Robyn was preggers or not.

Both questions remain unanswered on the TLC run Sister Wives Facebook fanpage and in the few tweets tweeted out to fans by the Sister Wives.

Their lips are sealed until TLC tells them they can loosen them. No more Mama June spilling the beans, right?
And then this gratuitous picture of Kody with Sister Wife #2 Janelle posing with KISS last week. I'd say maybe they need a publicity manager to get their name out there to the public, instead of their booking manager.

I mean, KISS scared ME when I was in college. Is publicity like this going to grow their fan base enough to increase the ratings of their TV show?

Maybe they DO need to hire Mama June...









And then there was the  oh so "clandestine" trip to Hawaii Kody made with Robyn (amazing how Kody just happened to send a tweet that included his location for all to see), and the solo trips legal wife #1 Meri made down on the Las Vegas strip, to Disneyland and  a Pacific cruise with various galpals. Even Janelle made a trip to an unknown city, tweeting a picture of the city outside her hotel window at night.







We want to see these slugs actually meeting the common folk. Shaking hands with the masses before taking their money in the Brown family owned, and overpriced My Sister Wife's Closet online store. Maybe even stopping to say hello and taking pictures at walkathons instead of cheesy aren't we cute pics of the family, standing still, with Kody in sandals (no walking shoes needed cause he ain't walking no where) with King Sol sitting high atop his shoulders. As usual.

They have a reputation to uphold, right? And after Rosemary Williams' revelation about the abuse she suffered at the hands of her father, who is now the head of the church Kody's Sister Wife #3 Christine's grandfather and grand-uncle once headed, they should be out there screaming their heads off right?  Wrong.....




So here we are, perhaps a month away from a new season. And as usual, the Browns are hanging around like so many giraffes with their heads in the sand, lifting them up occasionally to try to look cool.

At least they didn't take another trip to Disneyland this week...And where is Mindy?




Let's talk about tweets, shall we?


In typical Meri style, she moved from Thanksgiving celebrating to getting her house in order for Christmas. She even allotted some time to send out a tweet about MSWC...





Oh boy. But then meri retweets her newest obsession, mainly, Danny Gokey's online store. Is she crazy? Do you ever see Walmart retweeting Target ads? Major fail...Plugging another store? Where's your loyalty, Meri Brown?



Meanwhile, while Robyn wasn't complaining about how tired she kind of tweeted how much she loved her fans...Oh and she tweeted about her MSWC Black Friday Sale (ends tonight at 12 midnight PST in case you're interested).



At least Robyn tweeted ONLY about her Closet...


But Robyn does need to talk to Meri about her loyalty issues, if she dares!


Kody took time out from his busy, productive day (yeah right) to tweet a couple of pics of his Thanksgiving feast at Meri's McMansion. Unless the camera men were hiding, this holiday does not appear to have been  filmed for the show....hmmm....



From a different angle, we see the table making a sharp 90 degree turn in front of Meri's infamous wet bar...being used for pitchers of drinks. How appropriate!



Janelle was the first to tweet a picture on Thanksgiving of Savanah and Truely out for the count on Meri's precious sofa.



But she was back to her usual tweeting how on Black Friday she dragged her sister out to the gym. Well, they do say misery loves company, right?



Yesterday, Christine had the thankless job of managing the consumption of dinner rolls, which is weird because you'd think she would be cooking more than rolls, right??? ...


Here's what Meri tweeted out as her offerings for the feast....


The Dargers provided their fans with ELEVEN photos of their Thanksgiving...Thank goodness they stayed away from fairy tales...



In case you missed it, this is what the Darger's tweeted earlier this week...YIKES!!



Anyway, they also tweeted out to one plural family, but noticeably left another family out of their well wishes. Three guesses who that was (and the first 2 don't count!)



Kody probably thinks he's too good for a TMZ article but...like that iconic saying..."Any publicity is good publicity." Right Brady?


And that's all for now...Remember, I Scour the Internet So YOU Don't Have To !!





Saturday, November 22, 2014

Off Topic Saturday for November 22, 2014 : TLC Reality Shows Go On Without HBB! LIVE TWEET PARTY RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!


One day it's there...
And 24 hours later, it's gone...





















Can we talk?

I think the Honey Boo Boo Saga has finally reached it's end, thank goodness. TLC has officially pulled the plug on the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Official FB Fan page.

Hopefully, the next time we hear from HBB, she'll either be graduating from High School,  getting married, or both.

In the meanwhile, perhaps Uncle Poodle will lose his verified Facebook account for shamelessly stirring the pot with accusations and new "proof that June lies" (as if we need more proof) and then  deleting said truth because he wants to take the high road.

Brother, if you were taking the high road you wouldn't be saying things you delete 24 hours later. The first time I can understand, but it got old after the 3rd time. Move on Poodle. TLC will not be giving you a show.

For the morbidly curious, here's the latest on Uncle Poodle's FB...But you better hurry. According to past behaviors, these postings have only a few hours left to remain on his FB timeline before getting deleted....








For the first time, I'm actually yearning for the simplicity of the Kody Brown Krew...

Case in point. Meri's sudden venture into Ann Landers mode (with a polygamist slant of course) with these heart warming affirmation statements...

Oh, how sweet. It looks like Meri's words were to help out her dear sisterwife Robyn in an hour (1:00AM Thursday Morning to be exact) of extreme need....

I wonder what could have upset Robyn so? Was it something another sisterwife said? Was quarter hubby Kody involved? Well, we need look no further than Janelle's tweets to get the answer to those questions....
Was sister wife Robyn upset she didn't get to see KISS?? Well, like Meri said, just forgive them, Robyn...OK???


And of course, booking manager extraordinaire doesn't disappoint...here's proof positive (kind of) that Kody and wifey #2 actually breathed the same air as KISS...although I wonder what hand signal Mighty Gene Simmons was making above Kody's head. Boy, I'd like to hear Gene's thoughts about polygamy ... he looks so....thrilled...




While Kody and Janelle were gallivanting with their booking manager (apparently they also went to a party for one of AGLV's other "clients"), Meri was working her you know what off doing the MLM thang again. Guess they need to qualify for a new car (or a conventional mortgage, perhaps)...
And here she goes into LIV selling mode ...
Wait, Meri's not finished yet. She even adds her own testimonial for the stuff. OK Meri. We want to see proof of those dropped pounds !!!


Meanwhile, someone left Kody alone with Solomon...


Why wasn't Mindy the Nanny/Housekeeper watching him? Don't they know how irresponsible Kody is around his own children?? Leave it to Meri to tweet out an explanation (kind of) why Kody was tasked with such an important duty....
Makes you wonder if Mindy took a short vacay or found less taxing work elsewhere like Robyn's sister Taralyce (and Mindy's predecessor)  did. Time will tell!

Thank goodness, there's Maddie...who tweets out about five of her siblings. What a difference from the usual self-indulgent tweets we normally see from the Brown Klan...











But then we have Maddie's mom Janelle, who might learn a thing or two from Maddie about social media.

For example we all know why Janelle tweeted this - but unfortunately we also are aware that if it was Kody's choice to make, he'd stay home. Heck, he'd stay home if he WASN'T feeling a little bit sick!!

And how appropriate was this tweet the morning after her  night/early morning partying with Kody. Is that what she means by getting strong to play elsewhere??



Just file the next tweets under Major Suck Up to TLC...

Looks like TLC is making sure their talent knows who pays their salary by requiring this loyalty test statement to be tweeted to their fans. How surprising Kody's tweet is missing....hmmm...












Hey, thanks @TLC!! And I'm not even paid by them!


Finally, we have Christine tweeting out a thank you to Robyn, a tweet about MSWC and a tweet showing off daughter Ysabel...







Not to be left out of the social media arena, Papa Joe Darger tweeted about sex and Charles Manson. Frankly speaking Papa Joe, would you (or any other reasonably intelligent man) really want the type of woman who's attracted to Charles Manson? And aren't you rubbing it in (so to speak) that there won't be a lot of touching going on between Charlie and his bride to be???




And who doesn't think Papa Joe is showing up ole Kody Brown by tweeting how he's helping out others. I mean do you really expect Kody to help ANYONE? Kody's giving back to society is getting photographed with KISS, of course.


On the BradyAndWives front...

Nonie is showing off her baby bump...




While Brady is cuddling with grandchild Baby Huck...



And just when you thought it was safe to go out into the internet...



(I found the FAQ and Beliefs sections to be...very interesting...)

HOLY COW!!!!

There's a new blog entry (supposedly originally dated 11/11/14) from Rosemary Williams where she claims being sexually abused by her father, the new leader of the AUB!

The news media is picking up this story...but it is strange how within days of announcing their website, this bombshell! I wonder what TLC thinks?

Something tells me they have guaranteed themselves a third season if this is legitimate.

The story apparently is true!!! This is from their BradyAndWives Family FB page!




Well, that's all for now...More updates as they occur!

LIVE TWEET PARTY TONIGHT RIGHT HERE!!!!



Pink and green is such an obnoxious color combination, don't you think? Anyway, this week only I've combined Off Topics with the Live Tweet Party. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

Rumor has it that tonight's episode of 90 Day Fiance will not have a segment on Dani and Mo (bummer) but I'm including their Twitter live feed anyway....



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