Sunday, February 24, 2019

SISTER WIVES Live Tweet Party Room for February and March

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 When the going gets tough....

Cynical Jinx goes on vacay!

 Okay, so it is the middle of the season. But just like the Browns have shown us...When you gotta go, you gotta go!


So although I'll be taking a brief hiatus, I still want all of you to party hearty in My Living Room until I return! This posting will be Party Headquarters until I get back. 

And don't worry. I will try to check in occasionally with a comment or two, if I'm not snowed in...  ;-)

So Get Ready!!!!


 Gird up your loins, y'all!

 Sister Wives is on the snark menu in 
My Living Room Tonight!!!



So what if the Browns blocked you on Twitter!
Let's be the bigger person!
Watch the show and check out the Tweets!

 And discuss Kody and his Kodypendents right here!

 Remember, the Show needs us for Ratings!
(Sister Wives dropped  from #11 to #15 in ratings for the 2/17/19 show. Let's see just how low this show can go!)


LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!



But wait! Here are 2 gem video clip showing the Brown Krew at their best!



If you ever thought Jangle was the smart wife, you might change your mind after watching this clip! Run Gabriel! Run like the wind and don't look back!

Notice the look on Maddie's face as Mariah goes on and on about grad school in Chicago. And look who "calls in" their appearance. Can someone explain why those two seem attached at the hip? Nope, no playing favorites at all.

The couch interview is classic. Kody looking mad and Robyn looking disinterested.





















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Sunday, February 17, 2019

Sister Wives LIVE TWEET PARTY for 2/17/19

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Ya know, when life gives you lemons....yeah, yeah yeah.

So far this season of Sister Wives has been a bunch of lemons.  Boring repetitive lemons. 

But somebody in the Brown Kamp has cooked up some lemonade for the Sister Wives audience to savor.

In case you haven't heard, Mariah popped the question to her girlfriend, Audrey!

Twitter
But of course I have a few questions. Why the delay of almost a month for the official announcement? Why was the announcement made 24 hours after the most romantic day of the year had passed? 

 Since Mariah proposed, does this mean Kody doesn't have to worry about paying for the wedding?  Just keeping it real, folks.

 Oh wait, I just remembered Janelle proposed to Kody. And Janelle obviously wears the proverbial pants in that parental unit.  Never mind. Kody will just make Meri pay.

And doesn't Audrey look surprised. Or frightened. Or relieved. Or all three. Well done, Mariah!




Hmmm....I wonder if under certain circumstances, would Mariah bring other women into her marriage? Like her bro-in-law Mitch rather clumsily explained to the camera in last week's show, when Aspyn announced her marriage plans? 

That show I would watch in a heartbeat!

Fingers crossed for no mentions of catfish, or Lizzie's tonight. Maybe Kody will explain why the sudden need to escape his Plymouth Rock. Did I just hear Kody say he wanted to run for political office in Utah?  

 Just like Bill in Big Love, right Kody? Or Papa Joe Darger, perhaps.

 Whatever. Tonight's episode starts in an hour. So.....
Gird up your loins, y'all!

 Sister Wives is on the snark menu in 
My Living Room Tonight!!!



So what if the Browns blocked you on Twitter!
Let's be the bigger person!

 Remember, the Show needs us for Ratings!(which had the show dropping from #6 to #11 in ratings. YIKES!!)

 LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!




















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Sunday, February 10, 2019

Sister Wives LIVE TWEET PARTY for February 10, 2019

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Welcome back to another exciting episode of Sister Wives.

 Sorry if I don't sound too enthusiastic, but when a show debuts at #5 in cable ratings the first week, then drops like a rock on its second episode to #11, well I think you see my point. Those days of having over 2 million viewers and being at the top of the reality show garbage heap appears to be gone.

 Kody and his Kodypendents must be sweating bullets for their third episode. Just how low will the ratings go this time?

 Maybe the dismal ratings are why Robyn's McMansion has been taken off the sales block. Or they could be renegotiating price, or maybe they found someone willing to buy it. It's been reported being "in escrow." Whatever.

 Just some Sister Wives stuff that makes you go....hmmmmm.


https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/sister-wives-star-robyn-browns-las-vegas-home-off-the-market/
https://radaronline.com/photos/sister-wives-janelle-christine-brown-cut-price-las-vegas-homes-meri-robyn-on-sale/
Pssst....You don't think the audience has grown tired of watching Kody being the center of attention on a reality show called Sister Wives, do you? 


 Gird up your loins, y'all!

 Sister Wives is on the snark menu in 
My Living Room Tonight!!!



So what if the Browns blocked you on Twitter!
Let's be the bigger person!
Remember, the Show needs us for Ratings!

 LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!




















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Sunday, January 27, 2019

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party for January 27th, 2019

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My oh my! Is that a FLAGSTAFF mountain in the background?

 I'm pretty sure it is. Isn't that...special??

 On the subject of special, guess who announced she has a bun in her oven? 

 Nope, it wasn't Her Royal Highness, the Current Legal Mrs Kody Brown - although I wouldn't be surprised because lets be real here...HRH Robyn is running one bonus child behind Kody's other brood mares I mean wives Janelle and Christine. Better yet, HRH Robyn should plan on two more kids, as further proof who is in charge, in case the Original 3 have forgotten.  

 It is, surprise surprise, none other than MADDIE!!

 Show off that baby bump, gurl!
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AND!!!! GET THIS!!!

She and her family unit consisting of hubs Caleb and son Axel are in the process of moving to...wait for it...wait for it....

NORTH CAROLINA

Interesting change of events, isn't it? At least Caleb has a job (that's why they are moving) unlike his father-in-law. Oh wait, how did Kody put it in last week's episode? Kody said he has a "business partner" named Brian. Therefore, Kody must have a real "job." Right?

Uh huh. 

Well, apparently tonight will be another showcase of Brown tomfoolery, starting with a recap centering on Meri and her bed and breakfast quest, to be followed by Meri and more catfish rehashing nobody is interested in. 

Enough is enough!! That catfish story stunk 4 years ago, and it still stinks! Please, build a bridge and GET OVER IT! 

So get ready! 



Gird up your loins, y'all!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!



LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!























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Sunday, January 20, 2019

Welcome Back for the Premiere of Sister Wives January 20th, 2019


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 Yep, the Living Room has been closed since the last episode of Sister Wives was broadcast.

 Wasn't that a long time ago? YOU BETCHA!

 In a nutshell, here is what has happened since the last show.

 Aspyn got married.

 Meri continued to add to her LuLaRoe empire by bringing  daughter Mariah and her girlfriend, as well as Maddie  into the fold. 

 Christine has joined LuLaRoe now, along with her daughter Mykelti. 

 Say whut? Isn't LLR rather passe now? Haven't most of the top sellers left for greener pastures?

 Well, yeah. But we already know this family's motto has always been "A Day Late and a Dollar Short." Maybe this time things will work to their advantage.

 Maybe...
But you could have knocked me over with a feather when it became public in June of last year that Kody and his Kodettes LEFT VEGAS for...wait for it...

FLAGSTAFF ARIZONA???

Wait a minute, they left the entertainment capital of the WORLD for sleepy time Flagstaff?

And you wonder why I took a break from this tomfoolery. 

That's right, Kody is selling out....of the cul-de-sac, and has moved his family to scenic Flagstaff.   The only thing that is bothering me now is, if the Kody Krew could make Las Vegas a snoozefest, what the heck are they going to make out of Flagstaff?

I mean, how much snow, and cold, and pine trees can their audience stand this season? The Grand Canyon is grand, but, c'mon.

Well, the good news is, knowing how TLC works, even though the move to Flagstaff has been announced, the audience most likely will not see this new saga until almost the end of the season. 

Uh huh...But will there even be an explanation for the all real estate they've purchased in Flagstaff?  Why did Christine purchase a home in Flagstaff? Why is Robyn in a million dollar rental? Why was all that acreage purchased (you know, where a Big House can be built like in Big Love) when wives are scattered hither and yon, mostly yon in northern Arizona.

Where in the world are Meri and Janelle in this mess? 

 SPOILER ALERT! Meri bought the B&B.

How are the Browns paying for all of this? Who knows? Who cares? But believe me, time will tell...Time will tell.

 So while we patiently wait for the bottom to fall out...





Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!



LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
























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Sunday, March 11, 2018

Sister Wives: Maddie Gives Birth!! Live Tweet Party for March 11, 2018





Welcome to tonight's tweet party for March 11th, 2018!!!



Well, it's been almost  a year since Maddie and Caleb's little boy was born.

BUT...in true Sister Wives "A Day Late and A Dollar Short" tradition, we finally get to see what we already know. So I don't want to spoil it for the few of you who don't know this already.


I will say that I didn't know that poor Maddie labored in a bath tub. At least she didn't pop baby Axel out into a toilet bowl like another TLC talent did. Should be exciting stuff, at least more interesting than Robyn's two televised "silent" moaning births.

So, let the birthing rituals begin!!

I've been saving a seat for ya on the sofa....I hope you are ready for tonight's entertainment!




Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!
Janelle: I'm striving to keep the birth of my first grandchild classy. I just wish I had made some snacks. Does anyone want this Peanut Butter Frito I found under the couch cushion?
It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

I'm too young and pretty to be a grandfather! Gimme that PB frito, it belongs to ME!!
Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown even tweet tonight?


Robyn: My birthing shows were much better if you ask me!! 

 GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Meri: Kody if I were still your legal wife, I'd tell you to lay off the PB fritos. Just sayin'...

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!




LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
































    
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Sunday, March 4, 2018

Sister Wives LIVE TWEET PARTY for March 4, 2018




Welcome to tonight's tweet party for March 4th, 2018!!!




I've been saving a seat for ya on the sofa....I hope you are ready for tonight's entertainment! Let the discussions begin!!!





Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!
Robyn: Kody, those other 3 wives can fend for themselves once we are back home in Utah!!
It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Meri...What d'ya mean Robyn and my kids are on our own when we move back to Utah?

Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown even tweet tonight?


Robyn: I think I can be a great B&B hostess, with the right staff of course!

 GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Meri: Kody if you would just read my pinned post it will answer all your questions!

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!

 #ReadThePinnedPostDarnit



LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
































    
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Sunday, February 25, 2018

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party for February 25, 2018




Welcome to tonight's tweet party for February 25th, 2018!!!



I've been saving a seat for ya on the sofa....I hope you are ready for tonight's entertainment! Let the discussions begin!!!





Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!
Kody: Hey Ladies, what do ya think if we move back to Utah? Good idea, huh?
It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Meri...What d'ya mean Robyn and my kids are on our own when we move back to Utah?

Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown even tweet tonight?


Robyn: I think I can be a great B&B hostess, with the right staff of course!

 GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Meri: I know I've got a place to live in Utah. Just sayin'...

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!

 #CantWaitForMyNextCruise



LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
































    
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Sunday, February 18, 2018

Sister Wives Live TWEET Party for February 18, 2018


Welcome to tonight's tweet party for February 18th, 2018!!!


But first....

Last week Meri sadly embarked the Allure of the Seas without seeing an alligator. Well, today Meri disembarked the Allure. The LLR cruise may be over, but it was just the beginning of Meri's renewed quest for....ALLIGATOR!!

 Apparently, Meri not only got to meet and greet some alligators, she later actually ate her young ....I mean, some fried alligator flesh for a tasty snack! 





She said it taste like chicken, y'all!




Meanwhile, back in the cul-de-sac, Meri's absence went unnoticed. As usual.

 Robyn wrote an uncharacteristic Valentine's Day tweet. She only used "I" three times...hmmmm....





 But leave it to Kody's legal wife and Mommy Dearest to remind her followers Meri isn't the only sisterwife (and former Mrs Kody Brown) that can have FUN!!



Then we have Jangle, who is always quick to remind her followers she's got her favorite bakery on speed dial...but admitting to giving her family a picture of their gift because she didn't think it was necessary to order ahead of time is...well...bizarre...





I've been saving a seat for ya on the sofa....I hope you are ready for tonight's entertainment! Let the discussions begin!!!





Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!
Meri: Oh yeah! I got some Valentine Day gifts for ALL of y'all.  Hope you like alligator!
It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Kody: Meri, Did you remember to get a special Valentine's gift for me and my wife Robyn?

Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown even tweet tonight?


Robyn: I can't wait for my girls to get married so I can get some quality face time on the show!
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Meri: Don't knock the power of fried alligator, Kody! Just sayin'...

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!

 #CantWaitForMyNextCruise



LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
































    
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Sunday, February 11, 2018

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party! Mykelti Ties the Knot Tonight!


Welcome to tonight's tweet party!! Mykelti's getting married everybody!!
But first....

 In case you didn't know, Meri is on the LLR Cruise right now! With her best buddy Lara! I know, I know...shocking that she didn't take her spiritual hubby along with her, but Kody's hair would never survive the humidity, know what I mean?

 But good old sisterwife Janelle comes to the rescue and tweeted this reminder to fans...



Well, to answer you Janelle, Kody sure isn't with Meri, what a surprise...NOT!

And look how busy the current Mrs. Kody Brown has been this week, while Meri was having fun visiting Disney World the past four days before boarding her cruise ship!!

The following tweet is typical Mrs Kody Brown. Got to rub it in, right? Now who messed up your hair, hmmmm???? I bet you slept good!


Uh huh....creative juices? Is that what they're calling it now?



And then she lays on this big ole guilt trip...

Someone must have reminded the current Mrs Kody Brown that tonight's show was not all about her...



Meanwhile, Meri's having fun at Disney World...hmmm...y'all don't think Robyn's a tiny bit jealous Meri's having some fun, do ya?





















Meanwhile, Kody does what Kody does best...he just retweets whatever Robyn has tweeted. And he wonders why Meri didn't take him on the cruise. Poor Kody...


Well, I've got to get ready for Mykelti's big day with Tony. I'll be wearing my finest LLR Carly and leggings! 



I'm saving a seat for ya on the sofa....I hope you are ready for tonight's entertainment! Let the discussions begin!!!





Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!

 It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Kody: Meri asked me to go with her on the cruise but Robyn said no.  

Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown even tweet tonight?


Robyn: I can't wait for my girls to married so I can get some quality face time on the show!
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Meri: Hey, a girl's gotta do what she gotta do...


Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouAreCruisingTheCaribbean ?


LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!
































    
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