Sunday, January 29, 2017

Sister Wives Finale Live Tweet Party! for January 29th, 2017

I am ready for this season to be over!

 From the looks of Kody and his Kodette's tweets, they are ready, too.

 Last week they were no shows on Twitter. Who knows if they'll pick up their phones tonight to tweet sweet nothings to their quickly dwindling audience. 

 And it doesn't help their cause that  Food Network Guy Fieri's Triple D Finale will also be telecast during prime time tonight. 

 Gee, what will I watch? Guy Fieri or Kody and Kompany rehashing their latest season, which was nothing more than rehashes of the previous seasons. 

 Hmmm....such a hard choice to make. But I bet y'all the Browns will give their full attention to...wait for it...wait for it...anything but their Reality Show!! 

 Before we start our own festivities tonight, let's look at some "notable" Brown tweets from this week.

 Well, isn't this interesting? Not only is MSWC still doing business, someone was smart enough to advertise a Valentine's Day Sale more than two weeks in advance!

 Better run and stock up on their wares now, while you still can!





Meanwhile, Meri has gone into hiding    uptraining this weekend for her newest selling adventure, LuLaRoe. 


Back in the cul-de-sac, Kody was busy tweeting out his views to his unsuspecting followers.

In what has come to be the quintessential Kody Brown behavior of always being a day late and a dollar short, he pledged to Papa Joe Darger that Yes, the Browns will attend a march against marriage control in Utah in about two weeks. 

 Wasn't the failure of the Brown's lawsuit the reason for this renewed effort by Utah polygamy activists? So, why is it Papa Joe who's spearheading this protest march and not Mr Polygamist in Vegas "I Have Four Wives" Kody Brown? Hmmmm......

 Apparently while Papa Joe is the face of polygamy,  Kody continues to be it's rear end. 'Nuf said.



Kody's next tweet is kind of sweet. On one hand, he sounds excited about the birth of his first grandchild, but he could have left off the part about the rocking chair. Now all the fans are going to start sending rocking chairs to the cul-de-sac! NOT!!



Now that  SCOTUS has refused to hear the Brown's lawsuit, their pro bono attorney has gone on to bigger and better things. I wonder if Turley responded to Kody's tweet?



And finally, leave it to Jangle to remind everyone to watch the Sister Wives Finale tonight. Sister, if tonight's Part 2 is anything like the snooze fest Part 1, y'all are in some deep ratings you know what!!


 Wait, is that the sound of channels changing from TLC to the Super Bowl?



Hey, it's almost Party Time!

Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!

Kody: Who needs the Super Bowl when I've got 4 wives? #SuperBowlIsNextSunday

It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: Robyn, is it OK I watch the Food Network instead of Sister Wives tonight? #SisterWivesSeasonFinale


Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


I need Tall and Curvy for my extra long legs, but I can still fit Original Size! #YeahRight #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
You look more like a Tall and Curvy than an Original Size to me! 
#JustSayin #LessonLearned

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party! for Sunday, January 22, 2017

This is Kody's non-judgmental look.
 Well, we are reaching (or have reached) the end of the current season of Sister Wives. I'm not sure because the official Sister Wives Facebook page has not been updated yet.

 Seems the TLC intern who is responsible for the Facebook page has taken a page from the Brown's Book of Leaving Viewers in the Dark for as Long as Humanly Possible, while applying the principle of A Day Late and A Dollar Short to the extreme. 

 But really. Don't they think the audience deserves to know? 

 At least the intern in charge of the TLC Network Twitter account is on the ball, so to speak.




Although they need a better spellchecker. I mean, really, #SiserWives? No wonder I didn't see this on the #SisterWives tweet feed.

We now know why Meri's and Jangle's Twitter feed has been relatively quiet the past couple of days. Look what Meri, Jangle and Mariah were up to this weekend!





Kody did do his part to keep his followers informed of what he was doing and who he was doing it with this week.

He celebrated his 24th (!!) aniversary with wifey #2, Janelle...





Baby? Somehow calling Kody "baby" is kind of like calling a turnip a tulip, but at least she refrained from using Meri's "lover" from years past. 

 I can't wait for Robyn's anniversary tweet later this year!

 And with Jangle at his side, Kody tweeted this picture. Now we know what type of company Kody keeps. 

 Frankly, it looks like Kody could learn a thing or two from his companions about wearing a shirt that's not wrinkled, nor two sizes too small. I mean, do we really need to see Kody's hairy belly button poking out from the bottom of his obviously too small shirt? Yuck!!


Kody even gave his followers an example of who inspires him. Um...fan-boyed? Whatever, dude.



Finally, I just had to post urls for two poorly researched articles on Kody and his troubles. Can you count how many fact errors were committed? Mon Dieu, what a mess! This should be Kody's new credo..."Bad gossip articles about me are to be multiplied, not divided."

 http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2017/sister-wives-kody-brown-exiled-from-polygamist-church-rejects-his-crazy-reality-tv-wives-and-out-of-control-children/


http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1131231/kody-brown-and-wives-exiled-from-polygamist-church


Hmmm...To save you time, the articles are identical, but written by different authors. And I wonder who the source was? Could it be?....Nah......



Hey, it's almost Party Time!

Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!

Kody: What. Me Worry? I've got 4 wives and 18 kids! #WheresTheSpongeWhenYouNeedIt


It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: Robyn, what's a sponge? #After18KidsWhoNeedsASpongeAnymore



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


I need Tall and Curvy for my extra long legs, but I can still fit Original Size! #YeahRight #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
You look more like a Tall and Curvy than an Original Size to me! 
#JustSayin #LessonLearned

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST LLR LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























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Sunday, January 15, 2017

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party! for Sunday January 15th, 2017

Would you believe this picture is 4 years old?

 It's that time of the week again, and I just know all of you are stoked about another fun-filled evening of Sister Wives tonight! 

Right??

Well, before we get down to partying, let's check some notable Brown tweets for the week.

 First off, we have Meri threatening anyone who dares to "talk crap" about her little acorn that didn't fall far from  Meri's Tree of Poor Demeanor. 




Well, if you got on Meri's crap list, don't feel alone! Seems I was also a victim of her #BlockingSpree when Meri was, um...otherwise entertaining her male Twitter friend with selfies taken while eating a banana. 

Not to worry Brown Family. I've block all of you so you won't have to see my tweets to join my living discussion ever again. Yep, I went on my own #BlockingSpree. Bet you didn't even notice!

But here's an FYI to the Browns and their #BlockingSpree madness:

You don't have to be logged into Twitter to see tweets!

Thus the convenience of my living room. A live twitter feed plus you can discuss the ridiculousness of the Browns as they stumble their way making a boring reality show set in one of the most exciting cities in the United States, known as the Entertainment Capital of the World, Las Vegas.

That takes a special talent, I'm sure!

Next up is Kody's current legal wife Robyn. Guess what? It's the Princess Ari's first birthday!

ALERT THE MEDIA!! Where's Robin Leach when we need him?

Oh well, Robyn's pretty good tooting her own horn, especially when it concerns the new Brown Royalty who emerged from her nether regions - King Sol and the Princess Ari.





Isn't that the same hat King Sol wore on his 1st birthday many moons ago? Well, it's nice to see one Brown who recycles rather than  buying new.  

Are you listening Kody?



Thanks to Jangle, we now know Kody rotates to at least 50% of his four wives during the week.




And finally from the big man himself, Kody tweets a passage from his favorite author...Dr Seuss. Oh, and get a load of Kody's loyalty ring...I wonder if that was a gift from Meri?







 Tell us Mr. Brown, have you graduated to reading The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins yet? If you haven't, I think you'll enjoy it. 



What are your thoughts?


Hey, it's almost Party Time!

Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!
Kody: I read Dr Seuss and had sex with 4 woman at the same time! #ObviouslyNotSpongeWorthy


It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: Robyn, what did you do with my Dr Seuss book? I haven't finished it yet!  #KodyReadsDrSeuss



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


As the legal wife, it is MY JOB to be aware what's happening with my sisterwives! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
I don't need to read Dr Seuss to know Bananas are better than cookies! 
#JustSayin #LessonLearned

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Sister Wives Live Tweet !!Partay!! for January 8th, 2017

It's that time of the week again, and I just know all of you are stoked about another fun-filled evening of Sister Wives tonight! 

Right??

Well, before we get down to partying, I noticed something in the Brown's live tweets that kind of got me wondering.

Kody actually tweeted some interesting observations last Sunday. 

This first one had me rolling on the floor, laughing my fat you know what off. I supposed I could have just typed ROTFLMFAO but  typing it out was way more fun.





Oh my gosh, Kody is right on this one. One moment while I check the weather report for Hell, 'cause I think it just froze over...

Let's put this into perspective. Meri and her new "friend" of a male  "friend" were on a day trip when she had an OMG moment. Whenever this "friend" was on her phone, Meri got a text from her male "friend". Every. Single. Time.

And when Meri confronted this "friend", the situation quickly went south. Meri decided to pull into a rest area, to clear her head I guess.

I gotta agree with Kody on this. Although it would have been difficult to get the "friend" out of her car, Meri could have driven into the rest area (with people present hopefully and a Highway Patrol officer too), exited her car and started screaming her bloody head off. So for once, Kody was right. Worse case scenario, the "friend" would drive away with Meri's car. But cars can be replaced. Know what I mean?

The next observation was this tweet when Meri and Kody were with Nancy, the marriage counselor:



Even though Kody is not claiming HE was the direct cause of his dismal marital situation with Meri, isn't it amazing how he points his short stubby finger at plural marriage being the culprit? I mean, he could have said something like "Having 4 wives, I completely neglected Meri and her needs." Nope, "they" were asleep. 

Now call me cynical, but I have a feeling at least ONE of the other sister wives was wide awake and had a clue what was going on. You know, the one that mentioned on her now defunct personal "like me" FB page that Meri's new male friend would never appear on their show. 

The only person who was asleep was Kody. And Kody should understand that if that new male "friend" of Meri's had been legit, the former Mrs Kody Brown would have been Out. Of. There. 

I'm thinking Kody needs to change his introduction from "Love should be multiplied, not divided" to something more realistic, like "Love can not be multiplied nor divided equally between 4 wives because it would violate the fundamental  laws of associative, distributive and commutative properties in algebra."

What are your thoughts?


Hey, it's almost Party Time!

Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!
Kody:  Yeah, leave her at the rest stop and let her walk home!  #RightOnKody



It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: You mean you weren't asleep when Meri was catfished?!  #DefinatelyCatfishWorthy



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


As the legal wife, it is MY JOB to be aware what's happening with my sisterwives! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























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Sunday, January 1, 2017

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party! for January 1st, 2017



HAPPY NEW YEAR'S DAY EVERYBODY!!!


My Living Room is now open!  

 but first...


Google Maps


 The iconic Carnegie Deli in New York City closed its doors last  week, after 80 years in business. I always wanted to eat there someday. 

Guess I can cross that one off my bucket list!

Now, we all know the Sister Wives TLC gravy train is NOT going to last forever. That means the Browns will need to find some other venture to provide extra income to cover those mighty huge monthly expenses they must have.

Let's see. Robyn has her My Sister Wives Closet hobby business, and Meri now has her LulaRoe business. Even Janelle, ever the family overachieving worker bee, is into real estate AND has started her Strive With Janelle program for all those underachieving weight loss folks who need that extra boost and encouragement only Janelle can provide.  

 Christine is, well, Christine, if you know what I mean.

How will the Browns make enough moolah to keep themselves in the lifestyle they have grown accustomed to in their living large in Las Vegas? 

Hmmmmm.....

Then it hit me. Kody can start his own iconic restaurant to fill the void left by Carnegie's demise!

Yes, I am proposing Kody start his own Kody's Deli Shoppe. I love the word shoppe. It lends so much class to the business name, don't you agree?

In my warped mind, I can see the following menu offerings.

The Iconic Kody Burger: He's got four wives, so you can have four different toppings! And don't forget to ask for an extra helping of his iconic secret sauce!  ;-)


The Robyn Business Woman's Meal Deal: Well, we all know how lacking in imagination the Legal Mrs Kody Brown is (just check out her MSWC offerings) so her iconic meal would be the same as her hubby's, but sans the Original Three. Yep, that means only one choice of toppings. Banana eaters need not apply.


The Meri: This one is a no brainer. Catfish, baby! Cooked your way of course. Fried or broiled, it doesn't matter as long as there's a big dish of greens (hey that stands for money) on the side. AND it comes with a banana, suitably large to take an impressive, iconic selfie while you eat it. Don't forget to swallow!


The Amazing Janelle Diet Plate: After eating this amazing meal, you will miraculously gain 20 pounds! Comes with an extra BIG helping of Peanut Butter Fritos served on the side.

The Christine "What I Do For Love" Plate: Bitter and sweet, all mixed into one big old mess, that's the iconic Christine Plate. Comes with chile cheese nachos on the side, and Mock Tapioca for dessert. The wait staff will require you to say out loud "I honor your family, Kody" before being served. 

 What restaurant name would you suggest for the Brown Krew moneymaking venture and some of the mouth watering iconic specialty dishes they should serve?


Put on your big girl's thinking cap and let's discuss!




 Due to the holiday, I don't know if the Sister Wive's cast will be tweeting tonight, but hey, that won't stop us....right????


Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!



It's PARTY TIME!!!!
Kody:  Hey I can start a family restaurant called Kody's Bananas! #DreamOnKody



It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!


Kody: But I want you to eat my bananas Robyn! They're  iconic!  #NotBananaWorthy



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Ladies, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid
GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned

Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

 DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





























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