Sunday, December 25, 2016

Happy Holidays Everybody! Sister Wives Discussion for December 25th, 2016



My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!





Cookies, anyone?




How about some leftover eggnog?



Due to the holiday, I doubt the Sister Wive's cast will be tweeting tonight, but hey, that won't stop us....right????


Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!




It's PARTY TIME!!!!


Kody:  Maybe I'll find my #5 on The Bachelor! #DreamOnKody



It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Dancing With the Stars just told me I wouldn't be next season's Top Banana. #NotBananaWorthy


Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Mykelti, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!































Sunday, December 18, 2016

Sister Wives Wedding Weekend: Live Tweet Party for December 18th, 2017

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!


BUT FIRST


People Magazine
This weekend, in case you've had your head in the same sandpile as the one the Original Three sisterwives normally use, is a Brown Wedding Weekend!

Yeppers, not only will we be treated finally with Maddie's wedding from six months ago, Maddie's bonus sister Mykelti also tied the knot with fiance Tony in St. George, Utah yesterday.

Now, far be it from catty old me to say something like "Oh, Mykelti planned it that way to take away some of Maddie's wedding thunder."

Nope. Those words will pass neither my lips, nor my fingers as they dance across the keyboard. Rather, I'd like to make the observation that, if St. George Utah is notoriously hot in the summer and cold as a witch's you know what in the winter, couldn't she have planned her wedding to occur when the weather would be more...hospitable?

And since I am on a roll, how about this observation. You know, Jangle (aka Janelle...long story) has her Strive with Janelle Program? Can you imagine the positive publicity she would have garnered if Mykelti and Tony had used her services? Like, showing a picture of a now svelte Tony, with the caption "Results after two months with my trainers!"

But we are talking about the Browns, who are well known for letting opportunities slip through their meaty fingers like...like...well, you know what I mean. 

MSWC, anyone? Sorry, I couldn't resist!

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Anyway, last night while I was watching Sister Wives via a well-known streaming video service, it suddenly dawned on me why Tony looked so familiar. 

Call me silly, but he looks a lot like the late comedian, Freddie Prinze! 

Except Prinze's physique was damn fine, if you know what I mean.

But they both have those darling dimples. OK, here's to the new  couple's happiness!






(PS, I predict Mykelti will announce she has a Tony bun in her oven sometime in January, 2017. ...Please, Mykelti. Prove me wrong, OK?)





Now it's PARTY TIME!!!!


Kody:  Maybe I'll find my #5 on The Bachelor! #DreamOnKody



It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Dancing With the Stars just told me I wouldn't be next season's Top Banana. #NotBananaWorthy


Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Mykelti, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!




































Sunday, December 11, 2016

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party for December 11th, 2016

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!


BUT FIRST


People Magazine

It seems soon to be newlywed Mykelti was taking some flak on Twitter last week. Well, we all know Haters Gonna Hate, but, geez Louise, girlfriend had a patented Robyn style Twitter Meltdown, and WE LOVED IT!

She even threw in some Tammy Wynette "Stand By Your Man" kind of retorts! Like, he's got a job thank you, or the immortal "At least I didn't end up with you. He's incredible. Keep your opinion to yourself."



Well, Mykelti certainly told THEM, didn't she? Which brings me to my public service announcement, direct to Kody's over-entitled monster...

My wedding gift to you and yours is this saying:

"It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
'nuff said...


Now it's PARTY TIME!!!!


Kody: I should be hearing from Dancing With The Stars any day now! #DreamOnKody





It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

I'm fixin' my world famous barbecued bananas today! Meri, you want two servings right? #AlwaysRoomForBananas



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Mykelti, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





































Sunday, December 4, 2016

Sister Wives LIVE TWEET PARTY! for Sunday, December 4th, 2016

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!

 Robyn: Meri all you talk about is Lindsay and Sarah now! #IsKodyCourtingAnotherWife
Robyn: I've got letters on my finger...D.I.V.O...    #KodysBananaAllWornOut





It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

I'm the original Stud Muffin! #BananasForBrains




Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?

Isn't it enough I have to share my husband with those other three women?   #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid

GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!

Listen Ladies! Bananas are good, but not in a selfie. #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!