Sunday, December 25, 2016

Happy Holidays Everybody! Sister Wives Discussion for December 25th, 2016



My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!





Cookies, anyone?




How about some leftover eggnog?



Due to the holiday, I doubt the Sister Wive's cast will be tweeting tonight, but hey, that won't stop us....right????


Satisfy your need to discuss the show here in the comfort of my living room!




It's PARTY TIME!!!!


Kody:  Maybe I'll find my #5 on The Bachelor! #DreamOnKody



It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Dancing With the Stars just told me I wouldn't be next season's Top Banana. #NotBananaWorthy


Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Mykelti, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!































Sunday, December 18, 2016

Sister Wives Wedding Weekend: Live Tweet Party for December 18th, 2017

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!


BUT FIRST


People Magazine
This weekend, in case you've had your head in the same sandpile as the one the Original Three sisterwives normally use, is a Brown Wedding Weekend!

Yeppers, not only will we be treated finally with Maddie's wedding from six months ago, Maddie's bonus sister Mykelti also tied the knot with fiance Tony in St. George, Utah yesterday.

Now, far be it from catty old me to say something like "Oh, Mykelti planned it that way to take away some of Maddie's wedding thunder."

Nope. Those words will pass neither my lips, nor my fingers as they dance across the keyboard. Rather, I'd like to make the observation that, if St. George Utah is notoriously hot in the summer and cold as a witch's you know what in the winter, couldn't she have planned her wedding to occur when the weather would be more...hospitable?

And since I am on a roll, how about this observation. You know, Jangle (aka Janelle...long story) has her Strive with Janelle Program? Can you imagine the positive publicity she would have garnered if Mykelti and Tony had used her services? Like, showing a picture of a now svelte Tony, with the caption "Results after two months with my trainers!"

But we are talking about the Browns, who are well known for letting opportunities slip through their meaty fingers like...like...well, you know what I mean. 

MSWC, anyone? Sorry, I couldn't resist!

findagrave.com



Anyway, last night while I was watching Sister Wives via a well-known streaming video service, it suddenly dawned on me why Tony looked so familiar. 

Call me silly, but he looks a lot like the late comedian, Freddie Prinze! 

Except Prinze's physique was damn fine, if you know what I mean.

But they both have those darling dimples. OK, here's to the new  couple's happiness!






(PS, I predict Mykelti will announce she has a Tony bun in her oven sometime in January, 2017. ...Please, Mykelti. Prove me wrong, OK?)





Now it's PARTY TIME!!!!


Kody:  Maybe I'll find my #5 on The Bachelor! #DreamOnKody



It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

Dancing With the Stars just told me I wouldn't be next season's Top Banana. #NotBananaWorthy


Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Mykelti, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!




































Sunday, December 11, 2016

Sister Wives Live Tweet Party for December 11th, 2016

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!


BUT FIRST


People Magazine

It seems soon to be newlywed Mykelti was taking some flak on Twitter last week. Well, we all know Haters Gonna Hate, but, geez Louise, girlfriend had a patented Robyn style Twitter Meltdown, and WE LOVED IT!

She even threw in some Tammy Wynette "Stand By Your Man" kind of retorts! Like, he's got a job thank you, or the immortal "At least I didn't end up with you. He's incredible. Keep your opinion to yourself."



Well, Mykelti certainly told THEM, didn't she? Which brings me to my public service announcement, direct to Kody's over-entitled monster...

My wedding gift to you and yours is this saying:

"It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
'nuff said...


Now it's PARTY TIME!!!!


Kody: I should be hearing from Dancing With The Stars any day now! #DreamOnKody





It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

I'm fixin' my world famous barbecued bananas today! Meri, you want two servings right? #AlwaysRoomForBananas



Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?


Mykelti, make him BEG you for the banana, like my first husband did! #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid



GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!


Listen Ladies! Bananas are better than cookies! #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!





































Sunday, December 4, 2016

Sister Wives LIVE TWEET PARTY! for Sunday, December 4th, 2016

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!

 Robyn: Meri all you talk about is Lindsay and Sarah now! #IsKodyCourtingAnotherWife
Robyn: I've got letters on my finger...D.I.V.O...    #KodysBananaAllWornOut





It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

I'm the original Stud Muffin! #BananasForBrains




Will the current Mrs. Kody Brown tweet more than one tweet tonight?

Isn't it enough I have to share my husband with those other three women?   #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid

GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!

Listen Ladies! Bananas are good, but not in a selfie. #JustSayin #LessonLearned



Gird up your loins!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room Tonight!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsBananasWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!






































Sunday, November 27, 2016

SISTER WIVES Season Premiere! LIVE TWEET PARTY! for November 27th, 2016

 Let's start the Live Tweet Party early!!
My Living Room is now open!  
Let's discuss!

Will somebody wake up Christine, please? #WakeyWakeyEggsAndBakey

Robyn:  How did this banana get on my finger? #KodyNeedsANewSecondBanana





It's Sister Wives  L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!


Prepare yourself for MORE Mr. Robyn Brown  BLOVIATING!!

All the ladies love me! #KodyIsNotBananaWorthy



While the current Mrs. Kody Brown decides whether to live tweet with the rest of her sister wives!

Isn't it enough I have to share my Kody with those other three women?   #BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid

GET SET FOR MORE SISTER WIVES FUN AND GAMES!!!
Let's see. Do I want to be a fry cook or a fashion consultant when I grow up? #DecisionsDecisions

Gird your loins  for an "epic" premiere!
Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR ICONIC MSWC JEWELRY AND YOUR BEST HOLIDAY LEGGINGS!
#WhoNeedsCatfishWhenYouGotKody

LET THE SNARKING BEGIN!!!

















Friday, November 25, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Post Thanksgiving, Pre Season Premiere of Sister Wives Edition for November 26th, 2016

Can you believe it? Sister Wives is returning for yet another season of fun. Ho hum. Just another lackluster season no doubt with a lot of hype (insert sound bite of Kody saying "This was a mistake to be filmed" with Kody looking dumb and Meri looking distraught) that usually never seems to make it to the final edit of the show.

You got to hand it to the show's producers. They certainly understand how to bait and switch, don't they?

Of course, the online tabloids being fueled by "insider information" provided by Robyn's former business partner, friend, and personal JYD has done a lot to super-hype this new season with varied announcements proclaiming how Kody is in debt for six figures, Robyn wants a divorce, and Christine wants to gouge out Robyn's eyes (say WHAT?).

All I've got to say is this is old news. Is that the only dirt Robyn's former JYD can dredge up on the Browns? Surely there is something more, like how cray cray life is living in the cul-de-sac with man-child Kody pretending, to the best of his abilities, to be the reality world's star Polygamist. Right?

Uncle Art is in the middle.
Frankly, I'd rather watch old Uncle Art Hammon from Polygamy, USA. His throwing his nasty boot at a missionary's head was entertainment, the stuff that makes reality shows fun to watch.

Watching Kody stumble his way through life making some of the most hairbrain decisions is, well, like watching mold grow. At least with the mold you might get something useful like penicillin.


But judging from the few seconds of what this new season might show, all I can say is...please, enough about Meri and the catfish. It's been over and done with for over a year. I'm hoping the snippet showing a crying Meri and a blank faced Kody will not make it to our TV screens this season. But of course, if Meri finally comes clean she WAS going to leave Kody for Sam the Sham, I'll be glued to my TV.

Before we venture into Twitter lala land, please allow me a moment of whimsy. I just watched a Wild Turkey commercial with Matthew McConaughey who now has my vote to portray Kody Brown if they ever make a movie about Sister Wives. Oh, and my vote for Meri would be Frances McDormand with a heavy slathering of orange bronzer on her face. What do you think? Hey, they are both Oscar winners. This would be a defining career move for them, right?

He's got Kody hair!

And McDormand already owns a Meri Jacket!

Oh yeah. I think we have a winner here!! And keeping with Oscar winners, Angelina Jolie can portray Robyn.

"I'm the best friend a sisterwife or junkyard dog could ever want!"

My contenders for Jangle and Christine would be Melissa McCarthy and Kate Winslett, also Oscar winners.

"Peanut butter WHAT?"
Winslett would make the perfect blue-blood polygamist!

Alright, enough of the Oscar winners, let's get down to the Browns and their tweets. Yeah, I know it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

Can we talk about MSWC, you know, Robyn's business venture that has never really gotten off the ground. Well, guess what? Someone had the smarts to  sell that over-priced, iconic, junk jewelry (designed by Kody and Robyn) at a loss...I mean a deep discount of 70% off, just in time for the season premiere AND Christmas!




Wait, did I read that correctly? Gone for good? Does this mean MSWC will be shuffling off to the celestial kingdom when the inventory is gone? Wow, I am totally surprised....NOT. I have a feeling Robyn (and her CEO husband Kody) won't be able to GIVE AWAY that crapastic junk, let alone sell it. Wishful thinking on their part!

On the subject of Robyn, someone let her tweet without supervision again. Now, I have this theory (here, let me give you an hor d'oeuvre) that a TLC asked Robyn to get off her duff and tweet something about the show...maybe even address those tabloid rumors out on Google News to build hype for the premiere on Sunday. So Robyn does just that, except, she adds her own take on the situation...



Robyn... Robyn... ROBYN!!! The first three sentences were good, but that last one could have been left off. You see, Robyn dear (yes, I'm speaking directly to Robyn aka Mommie Dearest), you WANT people to tune into the show to see if the tabloids are right. By declaring the tabloids are spewing a bunch of lies means people will take your word for it (I know, I know that's a stretch) and decide NOT TO WATCH! A more effective sentence would be "I guess I should tune in on Sunday November 27th to find out for sure" or something like that. See what I mean. You are very welcome!

Let's mosey on over to more fun stuff. In case you haven't heard, Maddie has a bun in her oven. Meri's enthusiasm shows in this tweet...



Looks like it's going to be a while before Maddie finishes her college degree now. But she looks happy and healthy in her LulaRoe dress (courtesy of bonus mom Meri), doesn't she?

Of course, no word from Robyn about this newest development, but something tells me Maddie's delivery will get a lot more coverage than Robyn's Princess Ari-ola.

Which leads me directly to this typical all about Robyn's child tweet...




Sometimes you've just got to shake your head. She tries so hard to portray the role of the best mom, businesswoman and sisterwife on the planet, but in reality she's just another Mommie Dearest...




Jangle's newest endeavor has finally shown it's true face. Luckily, she's also having a Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale. You better load up while you can (and while it's cheap)!! Let's hope those emails arrive BEFORE Friday and Monday!






Jangle also properly hyped the season premiere on Sunday to her followers. Maybe she can give some pointers to her sisterwife Robyn?


And Mykelti also gets an article in People Magazine about her recent  wedding shower...well, at least she isn't marrying someone needing a green card...


Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so you can join us during the season premiere of Sister Wives right here in my living room for the first Live Tweet Party of the season!



Sunday, November 6, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Pre Election Day, Pre Veteran's Day Edition for November 7th, 2016


Surprise, surprise!

Unless you have been totally hiding under a rock (no doubt with the current Mrs. Kody Brown and her sisterwives), you should know TLC has formally announced Sister Wives has been renewed for another season.
Kody and his Kodypendents will be back on November 27th.
I don't know about you, but I simply can't wait!! I am sooooo excited.

And doesn't Kody look handsome?

What a guy!!

OK, enough with this fake fawning over these bozos. I am totally surprised TLC renewed Sister Wives (aka The Kody and Robyn Show) after last season's snoozefest, but it seems it will be business as usual for the show. Make sure you get your espresso fix before tuning in Sunday nights!

Of course the online tabloids have picked up on the "gossip" surrounding the show and storylines. Looks like some of the same old, same old...



Meri probably WISHES she was about to marry another man, but who knows what the future will bring. If you ask me (and I know you want to) I think maybe Meri eventually will  leave the Kody Khaos, but not while the TLC money train is still running.

And of course, don't forget about Mykelti's upcoming marriage...oh yeah, the producers are going to milk this storyline for all it is worth!




Mykelti and Christine not on the same page? I'm shocked, I tell you....SHOCKED!!

And just like in real life, Meri's unfortunate catfishing drama started to stink after 3 days back in 2015. But leave it to TLC to milk this stinky story for everything it's worth, and then some. Kody admitting he may have been responsible for Meri getting catfished? Really? I guess getting divorced, then marrying her sisterwife Robyn and quickly impregnating her could influence Meri to look elsewhere for attention...even if it was a stinky old catfish!



Hopefully these storylines (and more) will be enough to boost those pesty sagging ratings, don't you think?

Great. Wonderful. I'm excited for the new season. However, I still think Kody should marry wifey # 5 next season! We need another Robyn Twitter tantrum/meltdown soon and a new wife (even if "just for the show") would add just enough tension to send her into a tailspin.

Kody's next wife?

It's still not too late, TLC, if you're reading this. Just make the new wife a bimbo, I mean, working girl,  like that Anfisa lady on 90 Day Fiance, with her duck lips and that smile inspired by Batman's The Joker (complete with the ends of her mouth permanently turned upward by a Russian plastic surgeon no doubt). She would guarantee a Robyn  meltdown to end all meltdowns!!

I can see it now, Anfisa giving her new sisterwife Robyn pointers on how to wear Victoria's Secret - the right way!

Pulllleeeeeeezzze????








Back in the cul-de-sac, Jangle launched her newest endeavor...STRIVE by Janelle in September. I'm not quite sure what STRIVE stands for, but at least it's keeping one sisterwife busy and out of Kody's very thin hair.



Jangle also has kept her followers informed of the goings on of her six kids...

Who would've thunk Savanah was so much older now...


And of course there's Garrison, in the National Guard...



This is a rather unique way to communicate between two brothers, one in basic training, the other at the Air Force Academy...



Jangle also tweeted a picture of Gabe. Isn't it amazing he is now in high school...




As usual, Kody just retweets whatever he gets from his wives, but here's an instance where he actually wrote a comment on the tweet. Too bad he misspelled a word. Hey Kody, it's Game of THRONES!! (OK, put the blame on his not so smartphone I suppose)


While Jangle has started her STRIVE with Janelle program, Meri was not going to be left out...nope, not at all. Meri is now a Lularoe consultant. I wonder if this venture will last longer than LIV and MSWC?

But a Lularoe consultant? Remember these disastrous fashion looks?
Smile, Meri. SMILE!


What WAS she thinking ....

YIKES!!!

Here's a pic of Meri modeling some of her wares with her patented come hither look...


Maybe Lularoe is what she needs. Well, good luck in your new venture Meri! Let's just hope Kody and Robyn don't gobble up all your hard earned profits!

Yeppers, when the going gets rough, the tough gets themselves to the nearest sauna. Thank goodness there wasn't a banana hanging around!



















Look who was ushering at the Presidential Debate in Las Vegas!
























Here's Christine gettin' all jiggy with it...



Robyn doing what Robyn does best - highlighting her King Sol on his 5th birthday...




Something tells me Logan's going to be the next to get hitched...




Last but not least...raise of hands who thinks Nanny Mindy will be wife #5?





Can somebody please explain to me why Robyn requires a nanny with sisterwives and a bunch of teens available as free labor? And has Kody EVER tweeted/retweeted a picture of Truely on her birthday?

Well, that's all for now. And remember:  I Scour the Internet, so YOU can vote on  Tuesday, November 8th!!





Saturday, September 17, 2016

Vacation's Over, I'm Baaaaaacccckkkk!!! September 17th, 2016

Good Morning Everybody!!!
I'm baaaaacckk!!! Yep, I took a small summer vacay...ok a rather long summer vacay from everything that was remotely associated with Polygamy, the Browns, Utah, and Mormons.

Judging from a few minutes of skimming through Meri's Robyn's Janelle's Kody's and Christine's twitters, I didn't miss much.
So here's some of my thoughts from this summer...
On the Presidential race, I believe that Donald Trump actually is a Democratic operative whose main mission is to get Hillary Clinton elected.
A "high class" version of Myrtle Manor and Honey Boo Boo
On the TLC side, I was shocked and amazed to read that TLC has dipped it's mighty toes into the scripted drama pool with its series Too Close for Comfort....at least I think that's the name of the show. Anyway, I saw that Janelle plugged it. Does this signal the end of those cheesy "reality" shows TLC has become infamous for the past decade? Oops, my bad, the show's title is Too Close to Home!

The Summer Olympics were fun, except for that dumb Ryan Lochte escapade. Like, was it more obvious the dude got the hell out of Dodge before the Rio de Janiero authorities could arrest him? Although I had to chuckle a bit (okay, a LOT) when the local cops said they knew Lochte was lying because if the robbery had been real, the perps would done more than just stick a gun to the guy's forehead. They would have used it and would have stolen his watch, wallet, and cellphone, too,  thank you very much.
Kody and Krew practicing for his DWTS debut
Much to my dismay, Lochte is now on Dancing with the Stars. Well, at least DWTS didn't choose Kody Brown this season. Looks like a disgraced Olympic swimmer trumps (ha!) an aging, balding polygamist who is actually practicing monogamy with his 2nd legal wife Robyn. Ho hum....
And on the topic of monogamy, wouldn't it be sweet if the Court rules that for all intents and purposes, Kody proved his preference for monogamy when he divorced Meri to marry Robyn, and that he lives with Robyn in a monogamist marital relationship (hint: The Princess Ari-Ola and King Sol as proof of having marital sexual relations) and merely visits/interacts with his 3 other baby mamas and their offsprings only when necessary...usually for their show.

Well, that's all for now. I just wanted all of you to know I hadn't dropped off the edge of the Earth, not yet anyway!