Surprise, surprise!
Unless you have been totally hiding under a rock (no doubt with the current Mrs. Kody Brown and her sisterwives), you should know TLC has formally announced Sister Wives has been renewed for another season.
Kody and his Kodypendents will be back on November 27th.
I don't know about you, but I simply can't wait!! I am sooooo excited.
And doesn't Kody look handsome?
What a guy!!
OK, enough with this fake fawning over these bozos. I am totally surprised TLC renewed Sister Wives (aka The Kody and Robyn Show) after last season's snoozefest, but it seems it will be business as usual for the show. Make sure you get your espresso fix before tuning in Sunday nights!
Of course the online tabloids have picked up on the "gossip" surrounding the show and storylines. Looks like some of the same old, same old...
Meri probably WISHES she was about to marry another man, but who knows what the future will bring. If you ask me (and I know you want to) I think maybe Meri eventually
will leave the Kody Khaos, but not while the TLC money train is still running.
And of course, don't forget about Mykelti's upcoming marriage...oh yeah, the producers are going to milk this storyline for all it is worth!
Mykelti and Christine not on the same page? I'm shocked, I tell you....SHOCKED!!
And just like in real life, Meri's unfortunate catfishing drama started to stink after 3 days back in 2015. But leave it to TLC to milk this stinky story for everything it's worth, and then some. Kody admitting he may have been responsible for Meri getting catfished? Really? I guess getting divorced, then marrying her sisterwife Robyn and quickly impregnating her could influence Meri to look elsewhere for attention...even if it was a stinky old catfish!
Hopefully these storylines (and more) will be enough to boost those pesty sagging ratings, don't you think?
Great. Wonderful. I'm excited for the new season. However, I still think Kody should marry wifey # 5 next season! We need another Robyn Twitter tantrum/meltdown soon and a new wife (even if "just for the show") would add just enough tension to send her into a tailspin.
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| Kody's next wife? |
It's still not too late, TLC, if you're reading this. Just make the new wife a
bimbo, I mean, working girl, like that Anfisa lady on 90 Day Fiance, with her duck lips and that smile inspired by Batman's The Joker (complete with the ends of her mouth permanently turned upward by a Russian plastic surgeon no doubt). She would guarantee a Robyn meltdown to end all meltdowns!!
I can see it now, Anfisa giving her new sisterwife Robyn pointers on how to wear Victoria's Secret - the right way!
Pulllleeeeeeezzze????
Back in the cul-de-sac, Jangle launched her newest endeavor...STRIVE by Janelle in September. I'm not quite sure what STRIVE stands for, but at least it's keeping one sisterwife busy and out of Kody's very thin hair.
Jangle also has kept her followers informed of the goings on of her six kids...
Who would've thunk Savanah was so much older now...
And of course there's Garrison, in the National Guard...
This is a rather unique way to communicate between two brothers, one in basic training, the other at the Air Force Academy...
Jangle also tweeted a picture of Gabe. Isn't it amazing he is now in high school...
As usual, Kody just retweets whatever he gets from his wives, but here's an instance where he actually wrote a comment on the tweet. Too bad he misspelled a word. Hey Kody, it's Game of THRONES!! (OK, put the blame on his not so smartphone I suppose)
While Jangle has started her STRIVE with Janelle program, Meri was not going to be left out...nope, not at all. Meri is now a Lularoe consultant. I wonder if this venture will last longer than LIV and MSWC?
But a Lularoe consultant? Remember these disastrous fashion looks?
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| Smile, Meri. SMILE! |
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| What WAS she thinking .... |
YIKES!!!
Here's a pic of Meri modeling some of her wares with her patented come hither look...
Maybe Lularoe is what she needs. Well, good luck in your new venture Meri! Let's just hope Kody and Robyn don't gobble up all your hard earned profits!
Yeppers, when the going gets rough, the tough gets themselves to the nearest sauna. Thank goodness there wasn't a banana hanging around!
Look who was ushering at the Presidential Debate in Las Vegas!
Here's Christine gettin' all jiggy with it...
Robyn doing what Robyn does best - highlighting her King Sol on his 5th birthday...
Something tells me Logan's going to be the next to get hitched...
Last but not least...raise of hands who thinks Nanny Mindy will be wife #5?
Can somebody please explain to me why Robyn requires a nanny with sisterwives and a bunch of teens available as free labor? And has Kody EVER tweeted/retweeted a picture of Truely on her birthday?
Well, that's all for now. And remember: I Scour the Internet, so YOU can vote on Tuesday, November 8th!!
