Sunday, June 26, 2016

Sister Wives: Finale for June 26th, 2016 LIVE TWEET PARTY!!!


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Season finale? Mid-Season finale? SERIES FINALE????

Who knows...and frankly I don't think a lot of us even care any more.

It's just seems so weird how this season started just six scant weeks ago, and it's already over.

And it's no secret how disappointing this season has been.

First of all, two hours of Sister Wives is about 1.5 hours longer than the episode needs to be, especially when you factor in those interminable recaps which eventually started recapping the recaps I tell ya, it was hard - extremely hard - not to fall asleep.

It's makes me wonder if TLC , realizing what a snoozefest this season would be, deliberately chose not to extend out this season any long than necessary. So we the audience were stuck with overly long episodes that basically didn't tell us anything more than we already knew just from reading the online rags.

Let's face the facts here. The show morphed into the Kody and Robyn Hour, and it stunk to high celestial heaven. And Meri, no matter how hard she tried to make herself out to be a victim,  came across as a very lonely sister wife who had to watch her former legal husband legalized his fourth wife, who then legitimized her status as a legal wife by promptly pushing out Kody's spirit baby through her Lincoln Tunnel a year later.

You don't need to be a genius to figure out if Meri's catfisher had been a real person, she would have left the cul-de-sac and Kody's not so funny business in a New York minute.

So let's enjoy the final episode(s), and hope, if there is another season, Kody brings in a 5th wife to keep this faltering franchise from slipping into obscurity.

And please, not Mindy. Make it a vacuous, ex-Vegas showgirl. Pulleeeeze????

Hey everybody, you know what time it is...

It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Will Kody add wife #5 to his Harem?

I'm waiting for ya, Kody!


Is the Honeymoon Experience finally over for these two love birds?


Robyn: Cynical Jink was right, this season stinks!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Kody proving that doing nothing all day can be hard work!
While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac!! Just call her Mrs. Brown, thank you very much!
I DO need an experienced nanny. Ok Kody, you can marry Mindy if you want!
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Well, that depends if the episode has a segment about her, and ONLY about her. Gotta keep up the appearance of being totally self-centered, right?

It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!



































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Sunday, June 19, 2016

SISTER WIVES LIVE TWEET PaRtY for Father's Day, June 19th, 2016

But first....

In case you haven't heard, Mykelti announced she is engaged to her boyfriend, Tony Padron.




I've always thought of all Kody's children, Mykelti was the one most like Kody. Impetuous, headstrong, opinionated, she was once reprimanded by Meri (and later Kody on a different episode) for showing too much of her ample cleavage.

Christine once called Mykelti her "Wild Child"

And who could forget her ignoring orders NOT to get on a wild horse in an episode on the Brown Family Ranch in Wyoming. The horse bucked her off, she landed flat on her back, and had to be taken to a chiropractor in extreme pain.

One can never get enough of Kody and  Robyn swapping hormones
Then there was the infamous hormones speech Kody gave to her then "boyfriend", which showed Mykelti listening intently to Kody's every word even though most of what he said was 1) based on misleading science and 2) showed Kody to be a hypocrite who didn't worry about hormones when he kissed Robyn on camera while Christine was in labor with Truely.

But there was also the Mykelti shown not wanting to go to Kody's Church of Dad one Sunday because it was being filmed. Who can forget her lofty plans to finish college two years early, become a fashion designer and adopt a bunch of kids with no mention of marriage. She was almost there...

Last year, Mykelti took a sudden turn for the worse. She left college, apparently gave up on being a fashion designer, and took a job in St George Utah, working for the pawn shop that "loaned" Kody and Robyn money for the financially struggling MSWC.

And now, less then two weeks from the highly publicized wedding of her bonus sister Maddie, Mykelti has announced her own engagement. To a 22 year old "banker", who happens to be mainstream LDS.

We started this conversation on the last week's Tweet Party post, so let's continue with this question...Do you think Mykelti's wedding will be featured on Sister Wives next? Is she really in love, or is this engagement announcement all for "the show" to boost ratings?


Your thoughts?


Hey everybody, you know what time it is...

It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Will Kody add wife #5 to his Harem?

I'm waiting for ya, Kody!


Is the Honeymoon Experience finally over for these two love birds?


Robyn: Hell no! I will NEVER approve a 5th! You should know that by now Kody!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

Kody: Doing nothing all day is hard work!!
While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac!! Just call her Mrs. Brown, thank you very much!
I DO need an experienced nanny. Ok Kody, you can marry Mindy if you want!
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Well, that depends if the episode has a segment about her, and ONLY about her. Gotta keep up the appearance of being totally self-centered, right?

It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!


































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Sunday, June 12, 2016

SISTER WIVES Live TWEET Party for June 12th, 2016

But first....

I have to admit this. I was totally appalled at last week's birthing episode.

First of all, we've already witnessed Robyn pushing out one of Kody's babies from her nether regions.

At least Kody wasn't shown with his hand seductively rubbing Robyn's inner thigh. Seems this time around, the midwife had the gross privilege to not only get splashed when Robyn's water broke explosively, but she practically had to crawl on top of the woman to yank the Princess Ari-ola out. Unfortunately, the poor baby's clavicle was broken in the process. YIKES!

Daddy Dearest Kody trying to dance with 3 of his Kodettes


Frankly, I can understand the Baby Princess' reluctance to enter the kooky world of the cul-de-sac.

I know I would be reluctant.





And secondly, did Robyn's Mom Alice and Step-dad Paul really need to be sitting front and center in front of the birthing action, taking pictures with a CAMERA for goodness sakes? Aimed right towards Robyn's Lincoln Tunnel? To tell you the truth, I'm surprised there wasn't a huge tub of buttered popcorn in Alice's lap, with a gallon size soda in her hand while she watched and photographed the action. Good Grief!

What's WRONG with those people?

Okay, rant over because....

It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Will Meri and her acorn Mariah kiss and make up?


Mariah: Mom, your eyebrows look funny! Meri: Wait til you see me with a banana in my mouth!


Is the Honeymoon Experience finally over for these two love birds?


Robyn: Good grief Kody. Ya could've used a breath mint for cripes sakes!

Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!

There's only ONE Mrs. Brown now and her name is Robyn, doggone it!

While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac!! Just call her Mrs. Brown, thank you very much!
Wow, now that I'm the real Mrs. Brown I don't need to be nice, right?
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Well, that depends if the episode has a segment about her, and ONLY about her. Gotta keep up the appearance of being totally self-centered, right?

It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!



































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Sunday, June 5, 2016

SISTER WIVES: Live TWEET PARTY for JUNE 5th, 2016



Well, if the previews are accurate, Robyn should be pushing yet another Kody Brown baby from her nether regions into this cold, cruel world. Maybe not tonight, but sometime...soon, being that the Princess Ari-ola is almost 6 months old now.

I thought it would be interesting to go back in time to two previous Brown births: King Sol's and his slightly older half sister Truely.

Truely's entry into this world was documented on Sister Wives shortly before her father's much anticipated wedding to divorcee and mother of 3, Robyn Sullivan.

Some highlights for y'all to ponder...

Christine was very pregnant with Truely while Kody was actively courting Robyn to become his wife #4. Who can forget Kody gallivanting in Southern Utah with the quite lithesome former Mrs. Jessop. According to her passages in their book, Becoming Sister Wives, Robyn had previously married into what she described as a prominent polygamist family in Montana.  Pinesdale to be exact. Life pulled a cruel joke on her because that marriage did not work out, but she was able to find another prominent man to marry - at least spiritually.

Yep, she hooked her claws into Kody Brown, who along with his other 3 wives would soon be starring in a reality show on TLC.

 In order to "court" his intended, Kody had to spend days away from the Original 3 Wives to make that long drive to Robyn's home, presumably in St George. That's ok though. He dragged along his older daughters to chaperone his visits, as well as babysit while he and Robyn went out on their dates.

Eventually, Robyn, her bills, and her three children moved up to Lehi so she could be closer to "The Family".

Kody and Robyn swapping pre-marital hormones

Who can forget that ironic moment when Christine called Kody from the hospital to inform him her water had just broken and he better hurry because Truely was on her way! Kody was at Robyn's rental, and when he rushed out the door, Robyn followed him out, then passionately kissed Kody ON THE LIPS while he sheepishly mumbled to the camera (and the audience) how weird it was he was kissing his girlfriend while his wife was about to give birth.



Oh, did Kody forget that his religion supposedly forbade kissing before marriage? Uh, huh...

Flash forward a couple of seasons, and we find Kody and his wives (including the newly spiritually married Robyn) living semi-large in Las Vegas. Kody even called Vegas his "Plymouth Rock". We monogamists know it better as Sin City.

Remember the scene when Kody announced Robyn was pregnant? The dumbfounded looks on the older teens faces? And that heartbreaking scene of Mariah, so upset she ran crying into a bathroom, and while her mother Meri tried to comfort her, she silently mouthed a prayer.

Not a good start. But from this we learned a chapter from the Sister Wive's handbook (courtesy of Robyn) that a baby was the manifestation that a husband and wife were having sexual relations. Or something like that.

Robyn's popularity took a nose dive.

Kody and Meri swapping legal marriage hormones 


Oh yes, but then there was that totally icky scene of Kody laying a romantic kiss on Meri, just outside Robyn's bedroom door where Robyn was laboring to deliver King Sol, with the help of her step-father and a mid-wife.







Kody eventually unlocked lips with Meri and joined wifey #4, who was moaning and groaning while he appeared to...well...you have to watch it to believe it.


After giving birth, Robyn showed the audience what kind of stuff she was made of by starting a feud with Kody's son Hunter over something he had said and done to her. On camera, Hunter had mentioned there were enough people in the family. Off camera, he insulted Robyn by not showing her the respect she felt was due.

It made us all think,  Robyn couldn't mean what she was saying. After all, Hunter was a teenager, she was a 30 something adult. Who was the adult in that family unit? Hunter or Robyn?


In later seasons, we saw just how low an immature Robyn could go, including making Christine apologize for not being a good sisterwife towards her. We will never forget last season when Kody rudely told a love/romance/attention starved Christine that she had to honor his family before he would even consider giving her any attention.



And we all know which family he was talking about, don't we?

Now we are waiting to see the footage of Robyn giving birth to her latest child, the Princess Ari-ola. The only question on my mind is, who will Kody be kissing while Robyn, now the new legal Mrs. Kody Brown, pushes out yet another babe from her loins.

That's what I want to see...but I bet you it won't be Meri nor Christine. My money is on Jangle...then again, if Robyn has emasculated Kody into a hen-pecked Yes, dear kind of husband, maybe the only lips he'll lock with will be Robyn's.

We'll see...

Now, on to the TWEET PARTY!!!!



It's L I V E  T W E E T  P A R T Y  T I M E   !!!!



Prepare yourself for MORE Kody BLOVIATING!!



While Robyn plays the sweet and innocent Queen of the Cul-de-Sac !!
Will Robyn actually tweet tonight?
Don't hold your breath!!


It's Sunday Night and Sister Wives is on the snark menu in My Living Room!!!






































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