Where in the World are Kody and his Kodettes?
According to this semi-innocuous tweet, Kody and his family were spotted on the Big Island in Hawaii.
Considering Hawaii was the vacation spot Kody and his new Mrs Kody Brown chose to "vacation" soon after his divorcing former wife Meri, how very...um....interesting...yeah that's the word...interesting that production would decide this was the next family vacation spot after Alaska.
Then again, this could be a random, fake tweet. I mean we've all learned, thanks to that little ole catfisher from Shidler OK, that Twitter locations can be spoofed, right?
So where are they? Where are the Browns?
Guess we'll have to wait until the next season to find out, maybe...if there IS a next season.
Until then, let's check out some Twitter tweets from that krazy Kody and his Ko-dypendants.
Jangle has turned out to be the family Twitter tweeter, responsible for keeping those who care informed of what's going on behind those hallowed cul-de-sac gates.
So far, she has tweeted about a bonus young adult's milestone birthday...
Happy happy 21st birthday to this amazing lady! What a milestone! Love you @AspynBrown pic.twitter.com/qCzw2kQ7Wo— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) March 14, 2016
Her #3 son Garrison getting spiffied up for a school dance...
Garrison being silly - before a 50s themed day at school pic.twitter.com/ZtO7uaw3gr— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) March 17, 2016
Now this next tweet is up for interpretation. I hate to say it (but I will) Jangle's not known for her cooking chops...I mean, Peanut Butter Fritos? Anyway. maybe it's not necessarily cafeteria food driving her kids wanting to cook...
When the kids are home 4 spring break & so excited about cooking their own meals. It's the little things I guess ๐Cafeteria food gets old.— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) March 19, 2016
We hit the jackpot with this next tweet. Finally, a new picture of the Princess Areola with her bonus brother Hunter. Now I ask you. Was this just a feelgood snapshot of two siblings, or was it a staged to show how welcomed Kody's newest legal child is with the son who a couple of years ago declared King Sol was not necessary as there were enough children in the family already. You decide....(PS, Kody's got some strong DNA, I tell ya)
Hunter and baby Ari :). Too much cuteness ! pic.twitter.com/TLeco4fndX— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) March 22, 2016
Jangle retweeted this tweet from her son Logan's girlfriend. Hmmmm...maybe there's another Brown young adult wedding on the horizon? Well, at least the pictures don't show a glass or bottle of alcohol nearby...
Thankful to celebrate a year of laughter, adventure, and love with this man. Happy anniversary, @FroginBrown ๐ pic.twitter.com/xMsHXziN5p— Michelle Petty (@_michellecp) March 22, 2016
Let's take a short interlude, shall we?
RadarOnline has been milking an interview from Christine's aunt Krystyn Decker for all it's worth.
Now I realize there's not a lot of Brown publicity coming out of the cul-de-sac since the end of the last season, but damn, is it necessary to use such gossip magazine gimmicks to get people to read their articles?
Cases in point, look at the titles, then read the articles. See what I mean? Bait and switch at it's best!!!
‘Sister Wives’ Fakery! Kody & His Wives Faked Storylines For Ratings, Relative Says
‘Sister Wives’ Scandal! Kody & Christine’s Secret Past REVEALED In Never-Before-Seen Photos
and this one is just a big, NO DUH!!!
Kody’s Wife Christine Is Not ‘Happy’ In ‘Sister Wives’ Marriage, Aunt Claims
Like, does RadarOnline think we're stupid or something? This is OLD news. Krystyn Decker should DECK the people responsible for writing those articles!
Back to Twitter land....
Poor Maddie is in a quandary trying to figure out why she's getting wedding mags in the mail...
Gee Maddie, maybe this is the reason?
Just like Mariah and Meri, Maddie the acorn doesn't fall far from the Kody and Jangle tree!
Looks like Logan's got a new legal drinking partner now...
And another Brown is loose! Happy birthday sis!!! Loved takin you out for your first drink! ๐ป๐บ๐๐ป… https://t.co/zUInMBDyfB— Logan Brown (@FroginBrown) March 14, 2016
Hey, on the topic of Aspyn, we have a recent tweet showing Christine does indeed leave the cul-de-sac to intermingle with us mere monogamist heathens...Oh, and you've got a lot of hair, Christine. Maybe find a headband that's a bit larger next time?
Just met and was inspired by and impressed with Jess Ekstrom. The founder of @HeadbandsofHope #inspired pic.twitter.com/za8drRRGTV— Christine Brown (@rosecolored6) March 10, 2016
And finally, the new Mrs. Kody Brown released a new professional photograph of King Sol and the Princess Areola. Psssst...Hunter's candid picture is nicer, but that's my opinion, of course!
Doctor to Sol- Do you like your baby sister?— Robyn Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) March 8, 2016
Sol- Yes!
Doc- Is she fun?
Sol- um...no...
(Pic by @raquel_werner42) pic.twitter.com/vAofpvwQOD
This just in, or rather, brought to my attention...
Looks like Meri visited her bestie Elisa while in Hawaii!! Yep, Kody and the rest of the krew weren't around or hiding or something...Hey Meri, if you are reading this, why not stay in Hawaii for a while? Who knows, you might like it!
Many thanks to PolygamySucks for the scoop!
Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU don't have to!