Saturday, February 13, 2016

I Scour the Internet: The Happy Valentine's Day Edition for 2/14/16

Can we talk?

Ok, I've got to get this off my ample chest (while I sit on my equally ample rear-end) before I simply burst.

What the heck is Robyn and her brain-challenged husband (Kody, aka Mr. Robyn Brown) doing with their supposed cash-cow, My Sisterwife's Closet?

In this day of social media, these supposed business partners have only sent out ONE message in the past 30  days advertising Robyn's hobby business.

All right, I understand the current legal Mrs Kody Brown recently gave birth to Princess Areola, but heck, she's got a full-time nanny in the form of relative Mindy, right? And it appears Meri has stepped up babysitting for the young, narcissist in the making King Sol, now that her "love" affairs with Kody and a stalker/catfisher are no more.

So what's the deelio with that junk...excuse me...junque jewelry store (with some other junque thrown in) and the almost complete lack of advertising?

It's now the day before Valentine's Day, and this is the best Robyn (in the form of My Sisterwife's Closet Twitter) could muster, way back on February 1st...



Call me silly (Ms. Ritz-Carlton if you're nasty) but, if I were a semi-famous reality show star, wouldn't I want to have more than one lonely tweet advertising my online store that supposedly helps pay for my McMansion and my addiction to the "finer" things in life like Victoria Secret clothing (for my extra long legs)?

I would be a tweeting fool. There, I said it. I would tweet so much, I'd get warnings from Twitter about spamming. Heck, I'd tweet so much my friends would wonder what the heck was wrong with me...well, actually they wouldn't wonder cuz they would already know...I'M HUSTLING TO MAKE A BUCK!!!

But apparently the entitled Robyn simply feels SHE doesn't need to go to the unwashed masses, because THEY will gravitate towards her wonderful, warm personality. She is, after all, the new legal wife of Kody Brown. Well, maybe her newness has finally eroded away since it's been over a year since they got hitched. And I don't care how many Honeymoon Experiences Robyn is making Kody endure, it's GOT to be getting old by now.

Kind of the way fish does, after a week.

So here's a message from Earth to Robyn, whose brain must be floating around somewhere in the Celestial Upper Atmosphere. Take control of your business. Make an effort to drum up some traffic to your website. Use your notoriety to get your followers to visit your hobby store, because if you don't, you won't have to worry about fixing a broken website anymore.

rant/off

The new Mrs Kody Brown did take time out of her busy busy day to tweet this warning...uh...meme to her many fans this week. Funny, wouldn't it be more appropriate to tweet about, oh I don't know...MY SISTERWIFE'S CLOSET??? I mean, c'mon, at least make an effort, know what I mean? Sheesh!!!





Let's get back to the Original Three Ssterwives, shall we?

"Jangle" Brown appears to have taken the lead in keeping the thousands of Brown Family fans informed about what's going on in the cul-de-sac of horrors.

There's the obligatory shout out to her son Hunter, on his birthday:



And of course, the obligatory "look close or you'll miss it" tweet informing fans how the Browns watch the Super Bowl...notice how Jangle includes her obligatory mention of food...




There's the obligatory tweet exclaiming how much Jangle is enjoying life in Las Vegas land...




And here is Jangle's obligatory subliminal "I need some lovin' NOW" tweet to her spiritual hubby Kody...it simply doesn't have the same impact as Meri's old "Lover" tweets from years ago...




Last but not least, Jangle musters up the courage to mention Valentine's Day. Funny, how can someone wish Happy Valentine's Day and not mention the father of her six children, baby Daddy (aka the Sperminator) Mr. Kody "I married  Robyn , what's YOUR excuse" Brown:




Yep, Kody's a caveman all right...no argument there!!!


And now for something entirely different, looks like Logan's found himself a keeper just in time for Valentine's Day! Following in the footsteps of old dad, only without the multiplicity.



Looks like Janelle took yet another road trip...yep, when the going gets tough, the tough goes to Lake Havasu to check out the Bridge! (PS, it isn't the REAL London bridge, but it is a real bridge from London, brought over piece by piece)







Well, that's all for now. Happy Valentine's Day Everybody, and remember:

I Scour the Internet, so you can spend time eating yummy chocolate things for Valentine's Day! Stay tuned for any Valentine's Day updates from our "favorite" polygamist, Kody and his Kody-pendents!!!

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