All I have to say is, Old Faithful wasn't the only thing that blew it's top in this episode of Sister Wives.
I had some issues with this latest episode of living the plyg life with Kody and his Kody-pendents©.
You know what? I don't care about the stupid argument between Kody and Christine over something Kody's childhood friend Ken texted to him years ago. I simply don't.
I don't feel pity for Christine because this is the life she chose. I don't feel pity for Kody because he also chose this life and to procreate with the Princess of Polygamy.
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| Does Sol look like he's enjoying this mess? NO HE DOESN'T! |
I do feel pity for their many children, particularly Sol, who at one point was stuck in the middle of the argument, held firmly in his idiotic father's over-reacting arms.
The look on that child's face says it all. Kody and Christine should be ashamed of themselves!
I was somewhat relieved when Robyn showed up and took Sol out of the crossfire.
True to form, however, instead of Robyn taking her son far away from the situation, she stands off to the side, obviously relishing the fight so much she didn't want to miss one minute of it.
Great parenting, Robyn.
And why was Meri standing there, too? This was an argument between Christine and Kody, yet two other sister wives felt the need to interlope? Why didn't Meri say "Guys, people are staring and this is being taped. Stop it now!" And where was Janelle? Hiding under the RV???
I swear these people have fetid fecal matter for brains!
Look, this is the deal as I see it...
Christine has to know Kody is an obnoxious jerk. In their book Becoming Sister Wives, Kody recounted how her eating nachos with chili and cheese was just so disgusting, he called off getting married to her for a while. And in their 2nd Tell All, when Natalie Morales pointed out to Kody how hurt Christine was by what he wrote and said about her, THE DOG REFUSED TO APOLOGIZE!! In fact, he looked Morales straight in the eyes and said "I was just being honest." Later in a separate interview alone with Morales, Kody again refused to apologize and said "You asked me a question. I stated where I was at the time." How perfectly narcissistic.
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| Kody ain't giving up an inch on this argument. |
So Christine, I ask you. If Kody won't even apologize for embarrassing you in front of millions of TV viewers AND those millions who bought your book, what makes you think he'll ask his friend Ken to apologize to you for a condescending text?
And as if this whole stupid situation wasn't enough, guess who cancelled his playdate with old school pal Kody?
Yep, Ken apparently decided he didn't need the Christine and Kody drama after all. No doubt Ken was always the smart one in the Kody and Ken dynamic friendship duo.
What a waste of time and angst. The very least that could have happened on this trip would be the black water hose shooting Brown feces up Kody's self-righteous nose!
Let's hope Kody remembers the white hose is not for cleaning the crap out of the black hose this time around.
So what was the purpose of this road trip to Hell?
Beats me. Being that in real time, this trip occurred very shortly after the Route 66 road trip shown last season. Was it all for the drama of filming Kody and Christine having it out? Or to show Kody slowly driving Christine insane with his never ending narcissistic, unyielding, cruel behavior towards her?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I suppose the production company justified the added cost by saying they needed to tie up some loose ends. Like, for example, the less than exciting footage of Janelle depositing Maddie off at her college apartment. Notice how I didn't mention Kody?? That's because I still don't believe he was actually in the car with Maddie and Janelle when they drove up to Logan UT.
Well, here's the short version. Kody felt that his last meeting with Maddie didn't go over well, so he tried to bribe her with food for her apartment in exchange for a father-daughter talk. Maddie agreed because she's no fool. Free food is free food. And it was delicious how in her talking head, she said even though Kody wants her to tell him everything that's going on with her, she never will.
Perhaps Kody should have made a better effort to be with her while she was a child because the grown up Maddie ain't playing the "Connect with Dad by telling him your secrets" game.
Maddie simply doesn't care. Bye Felicia!
Buh, Bye!!!
I still don't understand why two wives stay in a motel, while the other two wives (plus Mindy) stay at a RV park. And it's always the same two wives, too: Legal wife Meri and yearning to be the legal wife Robyn with her 4 kids.What man would leave two RVs filled with young girls and 3 women alone with NO male presence in a strange RV park? Kody Brown would.
And it turned out the motel was the same one Kody and Meri stayed at on their honeymoon. Of course, Kody had to remark "If I had remembered, I would have stayed 'here' last night" as if he really spent the night in the RV park with his other women plus Mindy. Nope, I ain't buying it.
And the face Robyn made when Kody told her, well, let's just say if I'd been Meri, I would have made sure that face would be a permanent part of her anatomy. Not everyone got their honeymoon paid for by TLC like Robyn did, wench!
There were a couple of "what the hell" moments still left in this episode for me.
For example, Kody talking about his testicles shrinking whenever he thought about asking his friend Ken to apologize to Christine.
Kody and Robyn actually borrowing money for MSWC from a man who owns, among other businesses, a pawn shop!
Call me silly, but anyone who thinks this guy loaned MSWC money using some junk jewelry for collateral, I've got some land to sell you in the Nevada desert.
Christine's mother leaving her home to move to Las Vegas because she's tired of living alone. Does this look like a woman who will be happy to move into Christine's home surrounded by Kody Khaos?
And finally, Christine trying to look contrite when she says she may have ruined the trip for everyone, and she doesn't know how to fix it.
Puleeeezzzzeeee!!!! Own it Christine. Yes you ruined the vacation on purpose. And you are not sorry about it. I'm sure when you're in bed you laugh out loud while you think how you made everyone feel just as miserable as you do.
I need a King Sol and Truely fix to help take away the stench from all this Brown BS that was in this episode!!!
Next episode, the Browns Meet More Polygamists.
PSSSTTTT!!!!
Looks like King Sol got his hair cut!!!!
