Sunday, November 30, 2014

UPDATE 12/4/14 Live Tweet Party 90 Day Fiance and My Five Wives for Sunday 11/30/14


SISTER WIVES NEWS...SISTER WIVES NEWS


It's Official!! Sister Wives returns to the TLC airways on January 4, 2015 with a special 2 hour episode!!!
 
 














Enjoy a Pre-Cyber Monday Live Tweet Party!


My living room is now open for early 90 Day Fiancé and My Five Wives partyers!!



Are you ready? Come on in, view the tweets and join the discussion. All in the comfort of My Living Room!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.

So kick off yer shoes, get comfy and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!


Tweets for My Five Wives























Tweets for 90 Day Fiancé










Friday, November 28, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The Post Thankgiving Day Edition for Black Friday, November 28th 2014






I've been saying this for what seems like eons, but...What the heck have the Sister Wives, Kody Brown and their assorted entourages really been doing since the last season ended?

Yes, we have tweets, but the pictures are just a few paltry crumbs divvied out to the screaming fans eager to see more.




And once again, the inevitable question of "When will Sister Wives return to TLC" has overtaken the usual question of whether Robyn was preggers or not.

Both questions remain unanswered on the TLC run Sister Wives Facebook fanpage and in the few tweets tweeted out to fans by the Sister Wives.

Their lips are sealed until TLC tells them they can loosen them. No more Mama June spilling the beans, right?
And then this gratuitous picture of Kody with Sister Wife #2 Janelle posing with KISS last week. I'd say maybe they need a publicity manager to get their name out there to the public, instead of their booking manager.

I mean, KISS scared ME when I was in college. Is publicity like this going to grow their fan base enough to increase the ratings of their TV show?

Maybe they DO need to hire Mama June...









And then there was the  oh so "clandestine" trip to Hawaii Kody made with Robyn (amazing how Kody just happened to send a tweet that included his location for all to see), and the solo trips legal wife #1 Meri made down on the Las Vegas strip, to Disneyland and  a Pacific cruise with various galpals. Even Janelle made a trip to an unknown city, tweeting a picture of the city outside her hotel window at night.







We want to see these slugs actually meeting the common folk. Shaking hands with the masses before taking their money in the Brown family owned, and overpriced My Sister Wife's Closet online store. Maybe even stopping to say hello and taking pictures at walkathons instead of cheesy aren't we cute pics of the family, standing still, with Kody in sandals (no walking shoes needed cause he ain't walking no where) with King Sol sitting high atop his shoulders. As usual.

They have a reputation to uphold, right? And after Rosemary Williams' revelation about the abuse she suffered at the hands of her father, who is now the head of the church Kody's Sister Wife #3 Christine's grandfather and grand-uncle once headed, they should be out there screaming their heads off right?  Wrong.....




So here we are, perhaps a month away from a new season. And as usual, the Browns are hanging around like so many giraffes with their heads in the sand, lifting them up occasionally to try to look cool.

At least they didn't take another trip to Disneyland this week...And where is Mindy?




Let's talk about tweets, shall we?


In typical Meri style, she moved from Thanksgiving celebrating to getting her house in order for Christmas. She even allotted some time to send out a tweet about MSWC...





Oh boy. But then meri retweets her newest obsession, mainly, Danny Gokey's online store. Is she crazy? Do you ever see Walmart retweeting Target ads? Major fail...Plugging another store? Where's your loyalty, Meri Brown?



Meanwhile, while Robyn wasn't complaining about how tired she kind of tweeted how much she loved her fans...Oh and she tweeted about her MSWC Black Friday Sale (ends tonight at 12 midnight PST in case you're interested).



At least Robyn tweeted ONLY about her Closet...


But Robyn does need to talk to Meri about her loyalty issues, if she dares!


Kody took time out from his busy, productive day (yeah right) to tweet a couple of pics of his Thanksgiving feast at Meri's McMansion. Unless the camera men were hiding, this holiday does not appear to have been  filmed for the show....hmmm....



From a different angle, we see the table making a sharp 90 degree turn in front of Meri's infamous wet bar...being used for pitchers of drinks. How appropriate!



Janelle was the first to tweet a picture on Thanksgiving of Savanah and Truely out for the count on Meri's precious sofa.



But she was back to her usual tweeting how on Black Friday she dragged her sister out to the gym. Well, they do say misery loves company, right?



Yesterday, Christine had the thankless job of managing the consumption of dinner rolls, which is weird because you'd think she would be cooking more than rolls, right??? ...


Here's what Meri tweeted out as her offerings for the feast....


The Dargers provided their fans with ELEVEN photos of their Thanksgiving...Thank goodness they stayed away from fairy tales...



In case you missed it, this is what the Darger's tweeted earlier this week...YIKES!!



Anyway, they also tweeted out to one plural family, but noticeably left another family out of their well wishes. Three guesses who that was (and the first 2 don't count!)



Kody probably thinks he's too good for a TMZ article but...like that iconic saying..."Any publicity is good publicity." Right Brady?


And that's all for now...Remember, I Scour the Internet So YOU Don't Have To !!





Saturday, November 22, 2014

Off Topic Saturday for November 22, 2014 : TLC Reality Shows Go On Without HBB! LIVE TWEET PARTY RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!


One day it's there...
And 24 hours later, it's gone...





















Can we talk?

I think the Honey Boo Boo Saga has finally reached it's end, thank goodness. TLC has officially pulled the plug on the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Official FB Fan page.

Hopefully, the next time we hear from HBB, she'll either be graduating from High School,  getting married, or both.

In the meanwhile, perhaps Uncle Poodle will lose his verified Facebook account for shamelessly stirring the pot with accusations and new "proof that June lies" (as if we need more proof) and then  deleting said truth because he wants to take the high road.

Brother, if you were taking the high road you wouldn't be saying things you delete 24 hours later. The first time I can understand, but it got old after the 3rd time. Move on Poodle. TLC will not be giving you a show.

For the morbidly curious, here's the latest on Uncle Poodle's FB...But you better hurry. According to past behaviors, these postings have only a few hours left to remain on his FB timeline before getting deleted....








For the first time, I'm actually yearning for the simplicity of the Kody Brown Krew...

Case in point. Meri's sudden venture into Ann Landers mode (with a polygamist slant of course) with these heart warming affirmation statements...

Oh, how sweet. It looks like Meri's words were to help out her dear sisterwife Robyn in an hour (1:00AM Thursday Morning to be exact) of extreme need....

I wonder what could have upset Robyn so? Was it something another sisterwife said? Was quarter hubby Kody involved? Well, we need look no further than Janelle's tweets to get the answer to those questions....
Was sister wife Robyn upset she didn't get to see KISS?? Well, like Meri said, just forgive them, Robyn...OK???


And of course, booking manager extraordinaire doesn't disappoint...here's proof positive (kind of) that Kody and wifey #2 actually breathed the same air as KISS...although I wonder what hand signal Mighty Gene Simmons was making above Kody's head. Boy, I'd like to hear Gene's thoughts about polygamy ... he looks so....thrilled...




While Kody and Janelle were gallivanting with their booking manager (apparently they also went to a party for one of AGLV's other "clients"), Meri was working her you know what off doing the MLM thang again. Guess they need to qualify for a new car (or a conventional mortgage, perhaps)...
And here she goes into LIV selling mode ...
Wait, Meri's not finished yet. She even adds her own testimonial for the stuff. OK Meri. We want to see proof of those dropped pounds !!!


Meanwhile, someone left Kody alone with Solomon...


Why wasn't Mindy the Nanny/Housekeeper watching him? Don't they know how irresponsible Kody is around his own children?? Leave it to Meri to tweet out an explanation (kind of) why Kody was tasked with such an important duty....
Makes you wonder if Mindy took a short vacay or found less taxing work elsewhere like Robyn's sister Taralyce (and Mindy's predecessor)  did. Time will tell!

Thank goodness, there's Maddie...who tweets out about five of her siblings. What a difference from the usual self-indulgent tweets we normally see from the Brown Klan...











But then we have Maddie's mom Janelle, who might learn a thing or two from Maddie about social media.

For example we all know why Janelle tweeted this - but unfortunately we also are aware that if it was Kody's choice to make, he'd stay home. Heck, he'd stay home if he WASN'T feeling a little bit sick!!

And how appropriate was this tweet the morning after her  night/early morning partying with Kody. Is that what she means by getting strong to play elsewhere??



Just file the next tweets under Major Suck Up to TLC...

Looks like TLC is making sure their talent knows who pays their salary by requiring this loyalty test statement to be tweeted to their fans. How surprising Kody's tweet is missing....hmmm...












Hey, thanks @TLC!! And I'm not even paid by them!


Finally, we have Christine tweeting out a thank you to Robyn, a tweet about MSWC and a tweet showing off daughter Ysabel...







Not to be left out of the social media arena, Papa Joe Darger tweeted about sex and Charles Manson. Frankly speaking Papa Joe, would you (or any other reasonably intelligent man) really want the type of woman who's attracted to Charles Manson? And aren't you rubbing it in (so to speak) that there won't be a lot of touching going on between Charlie and his bride to be???




And who doesn't think Papa Joe is showing up ole Kody Brown by tweeting how he's helping out others. I mean do you really expect Kody to help ANYONE? Kody's giving back to society is getting photographed with KISS, of course.


On the BradyAndWives front...

Nonie is showing off her baby bump...




While Brady is cuddling with grandchild Baby Huck...



And just when you thought it was safe to go out into the internet...



(I found the FAQ and Beliefs sections to be...very interesting...)

HOLY COW!!!!

There's a new blog entry (supposedly originally dated 11/11/14) from Rosemary Williams where she claims being sexually abused by her father, the new leader of the AUB!

The news media is picking up this story...but it is strange how within days of announcing their website, this bombshell! I wonder what TLC thinks?

Something tells me they have guaranteed themselves a third season if this is legitimate.

The story apparently is true!!! This is from their BradyAndWives Family FB page!




Well, that's all for now...More updates as they occur!

LIVE TWEET PARTY TONIGHT RIGHT HERE!!!!



Pink and green is such an obnoxious color combination, don't you think? Anyway, this week only I've combined Off Topics with the Live Tweet Party. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

Rumor has it that tonight's episode of 90 Day Fiance will not have a segment on Dani and Mo (bummer) but I'm including their Twitter live feed anyway....



90 Day Fiance Tweets









My Five Wives Tweets



























*** non embedded photos are from Facebook***

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Live Tweet Party 90 Day Fiance and My Five Wives for Sunday 11/16/14


My living room is now open for early partyers!! Free admission if you're going commando under yer kilt!



Are you ready for this week's Live Tweet Party in My Living Room?

That's right, you can view and join  My Five Wives live tweeting all in the comfort of My Living Room!

And as an added treat, enjoy a Tweet Party for 90 Day Fiancé, too !!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.


So kick off yer shoes, put on yer best Prairie Dress and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!


Tweets for My Five Wives























And in case you haven't heard, BradyAndWives are adding another mouth to feed!










90 Day Fiancé









Thursday, November 13, 2014

Off Topic Thursday for November 13, 2014

Isn't it ironic that the SW's production company states accuracy is important but they still spell "premieres" wrong?
According to the producers of Sister Wives website, the new season should be starting December 21st...

I think that due to recent Honey Boo Boo "tragedy", TLC may wait until January 2015 - which was when the new season of HBB was supposed to start. At any rate, the Browns must be secure in the belief that their fans will wait patiently until the official announcement is made by TLC.

While we wait, here's a couple of playful tweets from Meri, with a galpal, as they visited the Las Vegas Strip recently.






At least Meri's on the Strip and not frequenting the Fremont Street Experience in Downtown Las Vegas like they did a couple of years ago! It must have been Kody's night with another wife but how wonderful that Meri has plenty of galpals to spend leisure time with either at Disneyland, on a Pacific cruise, or on the Vegas Strip!

But this tweet of Meri and Christine's Gwennie using some kind of weird photo filter is...well...weird!



Oh noes!!! Meri has gone from VLL to Danny Gokey full time! Run for your life, Danny!!


Here Meri is showing all her fans she does still gets sales for LIV products...


Oh darn, looks like this sale was to a "family friend". It's a pity sale...



Robyn was let out of her cage long enough to tweet AND participate in a walk for Autism at UNLV...hmmm...I wonder where Meri and Janelle were? And I'm pretty sure Kody's sidewall bald spots are beginning to meet at the top of his head. Who wants to bet how long before that tuft of hair falls totally out?
Oh look! Here's another picture of the Browns. I don't know, but I do question the choice of footwear worn by Kody and Aspyn...and that looks like Kody's youngest brother hamming it up in the picture!! Mindy must have been there substituting for Janelle and Meri!





On the Maddie front...I'm impressed she's remembered learning about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, but saddened that her mothers haven't benefitted from this knowledge, poor dears...



On a lighter note, however, she tweets...


You and me both, Maddie!


Where Maddie is full of deep thoughts, Mykelti, on the other hand, hasn't quite grasped the concept of self-amusement/self comforting. For Example: Sending out an SOS for companionship when feeling under the weather...


But it must really suck to have her cry for help go unanswered by her newly forged sorority sisters, answered instead by bonus mom Robyn...who offers up herself and King Sol to keep her company!

Not to be outdone, thirty minutes later bio Mom Christine answers the call...but only offers up 2 bio-sisters and no mama to keep her company...



Janelle has now taken over the role of amusing the fans with her idle tweets...


This next tweet reminds me of Steve Martin's golden oldie "Cruel Shoes."

Wouldn't it be funny if these were the shoes Janelle was talking about??? (Thanks to Sharel for sharing this picture in my FB living room!)



Looks like instead of wasting her time tweeting, Robyn is making Thanksgiving Cornucopia Baskets. If I were one of the sister wife recipients, I'd stay away from the fruit or maybe have Mindy taste it first...




Where's Meri's tweet I wonder?????


On the BabyHuck newsfront, looks like he's still improving every day! Here's the lastest from his grandparents and Mom Karlie...









Brady decided to share this link to his father's self-published book. I added it to my Kindle (what's that saying about a fool and her money?) ANYWAY, don't worry, there will be a book review...I've got to justify wasting...oops spending $7.99 for this self-indulgent tripe, right???




Now to my guilty pleasure,  90 Day Fiancé...All right I agree, it's an acquired taste, but boy, does it ever deliver on drama!!!


In the last episode, at the bridal shop Danielle's own daughter remarked that the gowns she was modeling looked like Shrek...OUCH!!!




I have no doubt that Mohamed is a scammer, but he has met his match in Danielle. Some rumors floating out in the internet is they got married, did not "comsumate their marriage (there is a God), but he had to leave the country because Danielle lost her job and could no longer support him. If he's smart, he'll stay in Qatar(where his FB says he's located), change his name, get some plastic surgery on his manboobs and get an annulment. Danielle is baaaaaaad news, dude.

Oh, did I mention Danielle is 46 while her boytoy is only 26?




Also on the delusional front, there's Jason and Cassia...In my book, just another case of a scammer (Cassia who wants to be a swimsuit model) getting scammed by a psycho who lives with his dad. If you check out the video, notice even the inside of his old Chevy Camino (how old IS that car) looks like it's falling apart and has no inside door panels...Run Cassia! Run like the wind and don't look back! Or you might find yourself floating in that green slime filled swimming pool in the backyard!




That's all for now...More updates as they happen!

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Live Tweet Party!! My Five Wives AND 90 Day Fiance for November 9, 2014




Are you ready for this week's Live Tweet Party in My Living Room?

That's right, you can view and join  My Five Wives live tweeting all in the comfort of My Living Room!

And as an added treat, enjoy a Tweet Party for 90 Day Fiancé, too !!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.


So kick off yer shoes, put on yer best Prairie Dress and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!


Tweets for My Five Wives







90 Day Fiancé





Sunday, November 2, 2014

Live Tweet Party! RHofNJ and My Five Wives for November 2, 2014




Are you ready for this week's Live Tweet Party in My Living Room?

That's right, you can view and join  My Five Wives live tweeting all in the comfort of My Living Room!

And as an added treat, enjoy the Tweet Party for Real Housewives of NJ's Reunion Show, Part 1 too !!

And you don't even need to dress up, much.


So kick off yer shoes, put on yer best Prairie Dress or NJ Designer's Gown and sharpen up yer snark.

Join the Party and Let the snarking begin!!


Real Housewives of NJ Reunion Show Part 1 Tweets !!



















Tweets for My Five Wives
Brady and his Wives: The Early Years





Saturday, November 1, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The Post Halloween Daylight Savings Fall Back Edition for November 1, 2014

Halloween Party in Lehi with Kody being his normal self

You know it's fall when it's time for Daylight Savings Fall Back of the clocks, and Kody Brown and Family celebrating Halloween in the cul-de-sac.

I suppose in view of the Honey Boo Boo debacle, the Browns (and TLC) want to appear as normal as possible. If that is even possible!!



That's a chore in itself when you've got Kody to deal with...so let's take a look at how well they managed this task, shall we?


Meri starts out the Brown's Halloween fest with these series of tweets...


And of course, this obligatory retweet of Nanny Mindy with Meri adding her 2 cents...


Robyn was also able to sneak in a tweet about King Sol...So far two adorables and one nuts...

She also retweeted this tweet from their booking manager...I guess Christine and Janelle weren't invited...Robyn doesn't look preggers, but Meri...hmmm....



Here's a nice tweet from Mykelti...looks like she enjoyed a Halloween breakfast with her Mom, who apparently didn't make the list to join Robyn and Meri for lunch...

But when I opened the instagram link, what a surprise! I suppose this was Mykelti's version of a "trick"...




At least Mariah knows who her parents are (and doesn't want anyone to forget, either) :


Along with Disneyland, it seems Halloween is the Browns next favorite thing.

And Kody retweeted not one, but TWO tweets from Robyn's Nanny/Housekeeper/Cousin Mindy. At least he didn't add an "adorable" comment...yet...





Ah...Kody, I don't think "wantonly" is the appropriate word...unless you're dressed as a monogamist harlot roaming the cul-de-sac for klients...which would be a pretty kewl kostume actually...


But maybe for Christmas, instead of an expensive laptop or gun, his wives should invest in a $5.00 dictionary because he seriously needs help! He even had the nerve to get sassy about his faux pas when someone pointed it out...I guess he meant this to be humorous...



Hey, it's not even 9:00 yet (according to the timestamp on his tweet)...typical Kody behavior to not finish a job or task. He takes his candy and heads over to Robyn's...



Maddie tweeted a pic of herself in makeup to dear old dad...



Janelle even gets into the Halloween swing of things by tweeting about...you guessed it...King Sol. Oh...and she let her fans know the Halloween party was at Robyn's McMansion. No wonder Kody was in a hurry to stop handing out candy at the gate to the cul-de-sac!


How strange there weren't any twitter pictures of Janelle or Christine enjoying the party at Robyn's...at least Christine did tweet some pictures of Truely in her costume and with treats for her pre-school class, and Ysabel and Gwendolyn made up for their school party...





Sneaking back over to Mykelti's and Aspyn's Instagram to get some more pictures of the Halloween party...





If you look real hard you'll see Christine and Robyn! Seems like a rather subdued party. Where were their neighbors Deidre and Bill?


That's all for now...and remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU Don't Have To, and don't forget to turn your clocks back 1 hour for you unlucky people who follow Daylight Savings!