Wednesday, August 27, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The Pre Labor Day Edition for August 27, 2014

It's still slim pickings on the polygamy reality show beat. Robyn Brown has been keeping such a low profile - still no verifiable sightings. I'm beginning to think maybe she developed a giant horn growing out of her forehead. At least that would explain her sudden non presence in the world.

Oh well, I KNOW TLC is happy with all the buzz her absence is causing...maybe...

Anyway, by popular demand, the TWEET OF THE WEEK  belongs  to MARIAH BROWN for this totally immature piece of advice she tweeted to sister Maddie...









Yes, Mariah. You know you deserve this recognition so please accept this Anderson head palm with the dignity and class I know you possess...somewhere. Well, maybe at least give it the old Westminster College try...


You go girl!!!  Please...just...go...





Time to check out Meri's twitter. What's this? Meri Meri Meri, where's your loyalty to your sister wife Robyn and her...oops...Kody's dream of a money making online shopping experience known as MSWC?

How about helping out MSWC's twitter that barely has 900 followers? Don't they deserve followers too? Well, maybe not since the last tweet was August 11th...talk about lost opportunities. Sheesh!!

And then there's this tweet. Tell us Meri. Is this emotion from attending your first class at UNLV?



Back to Mariah. When she isn't telling strangers she's on TV and they aren't, she tries to give back to the community. Frankly, I'm surprised we haven't seen her Daddy Dearest take the challenge.

Oh dear. Seems Mariah has her own You Tube channel, which apparently is open to the public (at this writing). She's got a winner of a video she made for her speech class. Yes, she is definitely showing off HER stardom now! Poor, deluded child...

Do you mean to tell me Mariah works? Who woulda thunk it? And always bringing a little bit of sunshine into a grumpy person's life. Yes it is the little things...and if you believe this bunch of crapola, I've got some land I want to sell you, cheap.




Now on to Maddie, who looks like she's having some college fun. Word of advice: Don't tell your prof that you're on TV and he isn't. Not if you want an A, OK?


Anyway, good looking professors always gives a person a reason to go to class, know what I mean?

Now to Aspyn. Has it really been a year already?



And here's a sign of true sisterly love...




Alrighty, then...

Onwards to Janelle...

Hmmm...You don't think she might be visiting CJ's living room do ya?



But true to form, she tweets about a non-LIV diet supplement once again...too bad she doesn't show this twitter enthusiasm for MSWC...



Here's Janelle's tweets in honor of Truely's one year milestone...For future reference Janelle, pictures Janelle, PICTURES!!





You mean she hasn't been doing this all along? No wonder she's only lost 25 pounds in 3 years!



Let's travel on over to Facebook to see what the other polygamists were up to this week.

Here's a no brainer Facebook posting from the Dargers...


Post by The Darger Family.


Actually, I think it would be hilarious if DNA testing showed a positive match with the mailman, and  those homeless guys on the corner...



Meanwhile on the Brady and Wives family Facebook page, it looks like Brady has made a permanent photo record of the men who have been in close proximity to his wives ...just in case...

Post by Brady and Wives.


And on the official TLC My Five Wives Facebook fanpage, TLC is still trying to drum up interest in the Brady Bunch by inviting readers to learn about Brady's various family units...


Post by My Five Wives.



UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE


This just in regarding the Browns' lawsuit....



Post by Plygs.


And here's an article from Jim Dalrymple II at Buzzfeed News. It's written in a Q&A format, and is very interesting and informative reading!


Polygamy Is Legal In Utah, For Now




That's all for now. And remember,  I Scour the Internet So YOU Don't Have To!!!

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Thursday, August 21, 2014

UPDATED!!! I Scour the Internet: The National Senior Citizens Day Edition for August 21, 2014

I know. I know.

Things have been going kinda slow in plygville lately, being in between seasons and all.

In order to spice up some otherwise dull commentary, I think it's time to start recognizing the


Tweet Of The Week


This week's winner is none other than MERI BROWN!!


Meri must think she is the Forrest Gump of the Brown Klan©. Ridiculous if you ask me, because Forrest Gump was much more likeable and credible. But, ha ha ha on Meri!  She thought she could show her erudition by quoting none other than Albert Einstein (Meri's a college student at UNLV now don't ya know) but  leave it to a "fan" to called her out on the pretentiousness of her tweet!





Too late Meri. @Grumperini got the point. The question is, did you?


So in recognition of a tweet job "well done" I hereby declare this tweet the Tweet of the Week.

Of course, there has to be a prize, right?

Meri, here's an Anderson headpalm in recognition of your fine achievement!



No doubt this saying will be made into a sign to be sold exclusively by MSWC!!



On the subject of MSWC, Robyn took time this week to tweet out this observation. I would have chosen it for Tweet of the Week, but I didn't have a clue what she was trying to say...



And then there's Meri. When she isn't quoting Einstein, she's either tweeting about having an empty nest, her obsession with Keith Urban or mentioning Westminster University.

Something tells me if Mariah did move into her own apartment, she had plates, silverware and furniture unlike her sisters from a different mother at UNLV.

Wait a minute! Does VanLadyLove know about this? Oh, I get it now. Meri's going to go backstage, and talk Keith into hiring VLL as his opening band at his concerts! What a sly fox she is!

How weird Meri calls Mariah's friends "the rest of the gang". Does she even know the names of her daughter's college friends?

From Meri, we venture unto Mykelti's twitter. Oh dear. Is that a FOUR LETTER CURSE WORD I see? I'm shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!

Mykelti honey, I know you're excited about living on your own, but just remember what your Daddy Dearest said about kissing and hormones, Okay???

Of course Janelle's mind apparently is always on food, so it isn't surprising to see this tweet, is it?



I suppose this retweet was to support her sister wife Christine's theory that more people are killed by toasters than by sharks.

And thank you Janelle, for this look into your busy day. Let's hope you are giving some tips to your sister wife Robyn about your online shopping experiences.
You know, this was a typical Janelle tweet. When they had that MLM business, Janelle was busy tweeting about a different company's dietary supplements. Now she's doing the same thing with MSWC. Tweeting about online shopping obviously with other companies instead of getting her followers over to MSWC to buy some overpriced trinkets.

And Janelle's supposed to be the smart wife?

And who does Maddie go to for help with an essay?????

Guess Janelle's just glad her sleep wasn't interrupted. No wonder she loves her sister wives!


Last, we have Christine with an update on Truely and her health scare last year.


And perhaps in response to many fans questions why she waited so long to get proper medical care for Truely last year, she made sure to tweet this so fans know Gwennie got a checkup this year.



And even though Christine helped Maddie with her essay, she still had time to take another sweet pic of Truely...



Kody spent most of his time retweeting tweets, but here's a retweet that will have people talking...

I bet they worked out a deal for every person who comes into this doctor's office for Lasik surgery and mentions they saw Kody's retweet, the good doctor will knock $10.00 off the Brown's surgery bill. Yes, I am being sarcastic.


Somehow this tweet from Papa Joe Darger got lost. Is it me or does Papa Joe sound a bit testy that a tweeter may have confused him with Brady Williams' show My Five Wives? And why the "We Love The Browns" but no "We Love My Five Wives"?

I think there is a backstory just waiting to be uncovered, don't you agree?


That's all right. Brady and his Five Wives apparently aren't losing any sleep wondering what Papa Joe thinks about their reality show!

Post by Brady and Wives.


Post by Brady and Wives.


And it obvious TLC is busy promoting their newest plural family by getting those people who may have missed My Five Wives first season to check TLCs official website for more information.


Post by My Five Wives.


Post by My Five Wives.



Clever folks at TLC. You would think some of that marketing savvy would rub off on Kody and Robyn with MSWC. They desperately need some marketing help.

Oh well. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Right?

And on the subject of making horses drink, I simply give up on Mariah. That Poor child is going to go down in history as the most clueless offspring of clueless parents ever to walk on this earth.

Here's the latest Twitter update...

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 8/23/14





and if this wasn't bad enough, look what her clueless mother had to say about it...




For once, I am speechless. I'm thinking a whole bunch of people are just waiting for this bunch of kokonuts© to fall off their precarious perch on top of the reality show gravy train.

And for the record Mariah. YOU are only on TV because of your parents participation on a reality show. Once that show is cancelled, you will remain the vapid and unremarkable person you've always been. And Maddie, it would behoove you NOT to follow in the rude footsteps of your sister by another mother. It's not becoming...



That's it for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet so YOU don't have to!!






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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Off Topic Saturday: Let's Go To Disneyland, Move Into An Apartment and Make Cynical MAD for August 16, 2014



How can you tell it's the middle of August?

Why, you have the Brown Family Obligatory Disneyland Trip, a major Brown faux pas or two, and the college age teens return to school tweets! That's how!

What joy!



As it turns out, Maddie got the hell out of Dodge  Vegas not that long after graduating high school, and moved into an apartment. She even found a job! Such a chip off the old Dad block, right? NOT!!

Now Aspyn and Mykelti have tweeted they just moved into an apartment together. The only one not tweeting about moving into HER apartment was Mariah. A few tweets back she tweeted this while visiting Maddie:


Which left me wondering. Was this a diss on Maddie's independence, or would Mariah soon follow in her little sister's mighty big steps and go independent too?

I guess we'll never know, because she most likely put this information on her instagram account, which can only be followed by true, confirmed friends of hers.

Sorry, but the rest of us rag tag, dregs of society must content ourselves by not knowing what's up with her housing situation at college. At least for the time being.

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a bit relieved not knowing. But I wouldn't be surprised if her mommie and daddy dearest bought her a condo. Because she's too special for just an apartment, don't you know.

Of course, Meri's  saying nuthin' about her daughter's school housing plans...but she did have something to share when her brother Adam (you know, Janelle's ex) got his picture taken with Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah. But can someone decipher her cryptic thanks to him for "keeping Southern Utah ours!" ?  Don't tell me she's trying to buy Mariah southern Utah too!


Of course, there's always the Disneyland trip. While Kody was alienating fans by complaining when asked to have his picture taken, Meri decides to keep it real by tweeting a business idea...Maybe Kody's bad attitude was because his poor little tootsies were hurting...

And how about this dialogue between brothers eating in a car. Now you know why Garrison's pants look grimy...

Now here's some news. Mykelti let the cat out of the bag when she announced not only were the Browns leaving Disneyland, but they would be getting their keys. Ummm....I wonder what she's talking about...


Leave it to big sis Aspyn literally to spill the beans about their new apartment with this tweet. Sounds like they were really prepared for apartment living. Girls, you have a car and four moms. Drive home and pick up some paper plates and plastic silverware from your moms. You might want to get some plastic cups while you're at it. Meri keeps them in her pantry, on the second shelf, next to her years supply of  toilet paper (you might want to take a couple of rolls).


Next time make sure the furniture is delivered first before moving in. But you could have gone next door and asked your neighbors for some silverware. What a missed opportunity!

Yep, not only do those girls look like Kody, they even THINK like him...scary isn't it?


Here's Janelle's take on this latest trip to Disneyland. Haha, wouldn't it be funny if she DIDN'T travel to Disneyland but tweeted like she did!?!


Now this is a weird tweet, was Janelle talking about Maddie or Savanah? I'm going to assume it was Savanah...

On a much more serious note, Janelle tweeted this today. I'm going to assume the first tweet is about mental depression...
But it's this next tweet I found hard to take. Frankly, I wouldn't think Janelle would qualify as a voice for tolerance, being that her religion (AUB Fundamentalist Mormon) is one of the LEAST tolerant of the world's religion.

Something tells me she really believes what she's tweeted, as she sits in a gated cul-de-sac, surrounded by neighbors who look just like her "family", occasionally going out with friends where the only things of color she sees are being worn by the people she surrounds herself with. White bread through and through as my grandmother would describe her.

And please tell me how the voice for tolerance can tolerate the bigotry of her religion that feels Black people carry the "mark of Cain" and are not worthy to be members of her church!?!


I'll believe Janelle when Logan marries an African-American woman, Maddie brings home an African-American boyfriend and Hunter (and the rest of her kids) actually show that they have African-American friends by bringing them home for dinner with Janelle and hubby.

Oh, and the AUB announces they have allowed an African-American man to join with full priesthood privileges and his wedding to two of the AUB's finest white women (hopefully relatives of Christine Allred whose late grand uncle Owen was particularly vocal how the LDS sullied their Temples by allowing Black men the priesthood in 1978) being officiated by LeMoine Jensen himself.

Until then, this angry African-American woman is NOT BUYING IT, JANELLE!!



Now I need some cute pictures of Truely to calm me down. Luckily, Christine has obliged us this week with two precious photos from Disneyland.




How strange there are no pictures of Robyn, Kody or SOLOMON at Disneyland.


Let's move quickly on to TLC's other plural family reality show, My Five Wives.

You know, TLC last season really made it a point that Brady and Wives are no longer members of the AUB.

And to show their appreciation and confidence in the Brady Bunch, TLC has officially launched their own, verified Facebook Official fanpage, 'My Five Wives.'


Post by My Five Wives.



Back on the family run Brady and Wives FB page, we have...


Post by Brady and Wives.



And for those of you with children, but were afraid to ask a plural family parenting advice:


Post by Brady and Wives.



Hey, somebody had a birthday,  but  where's Robyn's balloon? It was her birthday too!!!

Post by Brady and Wives.


That's all for now...Stay tuned for any updates!
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

UPDATE: I Scour the Internet: The "International Left-Handers Day" Edition for August 13, 2014


Well OK, so I'm not a leftie, but I'm sure there has to be a lot of left-handed people out there if they have their own holiday, right?

So let's get down to what has been happening on the polygamist front this week.

Robyn is still keeping an extremely low profile (just like her part time hubby Kody and sisterwife Christine) but at least she's started retweeting the MSWC tweets to her many fans. Checking out MSWC twitter account, it now has almost 800 followers! Whoo hoo!

You know, I'm thinking maybe MSWC is now under control of a third party which could explain the sudden customer service centered actions of answering all those Facebook queries - with the cleanup of those obvious non customer comments on a daily basis.

And it could explain why the left hand of the Brown Family Business Team appears to be ignoring the right hand of the MSWC Business Team by tweeting about sales but leaving out the fact MSWC has its own twitter now.

C'mon, Browns! Why can't you get your left business hand and right business hand playing together in harmony?

To prove my point, here's Meri obsessively tweeting away about VLL, with nary a mention of the MSWC twitter account. Trust me, there were more than two tweets!

How about using #MySisWifesClos  or @MySisWifesClos    in those tweets, Meri???!!!!!  

Now here's a strange tweet...does this mean Meri's now eating diet food? At least it's not mashed cauliflower like another sister wife we know...

And of course, the now obligatory selfie featuring Robyn's bonus kids...




Ah...Meri, is that a new convertible you're driving???? No, wait. I think that's Kody's old $60K Lexus sports car convertible. But I thought Logan was gifted the Lexus when he went to UNLV. Does this mean the left handed team of Kody and Meri unceremoniously took back the Lexus after all these years? Or have they bought another Lexus convertible?

Tune in next week, folks!

Looking at the Kody twitter front, looks like we have the continuing saga of Coach Wike and his onesie with this retweet. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was auditioning for a spot on the show...



Looks like all the Browns are traveling in various states of the USA. Here's a tweet from Aspyn tasting new cuisine with her aunt and uncle, in New Jersey. Hey, I hope she popped in on Teresa and Juicy Joe while there!



And here's Aspyn's philosophical thought of the day...

Yeah, that just about sums up the twitter activity from Kody, Robyn and Christine this week. That's two weeks in a row.

But then there's Janelle.

I guess Janelle doesn't watch Real Housewives on Bravo. They go glamping all the time! Certainly beats living in a teepee!


And how sweet of Janelle to tweet about her youngest son Gabriel...


Well that's it for the Browns. Let's check out the Brady and Wives Facebook page.


Post by Brady and Wives.

I don't know which is scarier...Rod Williams or that beer bottle he's holding. But I have to admit the T-shirt is rather cute.

And for those of you who just can't get enough of Brady and Wives...


Post by Brady and Wives.


 

UPDATE 8/13/14


Now here's something I found on the TLC Sister Wives Facebook fanpage just now.

Seems Kody has alienated a fan...I wonder how TLC's going to rehabilitate this faux pas? And I wonder which Kodette© family was in Disneyland. My money's on Christine.




Anyway, this vacation destination was confirmed by a comment on this fan's business page. Looks like Kody never learned that when you're nasty to people, they will tell their friends...who will tell their friends, who will tell their friends...and so on, and so on...


Too bad Kody didn't take the time to ask this lady for some marketing pointers because her business seems very interesting...!

Well, that's all for now. And remember, I Scour the Internet, so YOU don't have to!!
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Friday, August 8, 2014

I Scour the Internet: The "Happiness Happens Day" Edition for August 8, 2014


Okay, so now I'm intrigued.

What the heck is going on with Robyn, Kody and Christine?

The only tweet from Robyn (who used to be a prolific tweeter) has been one retweet - apparently an entrepreneur  article she wanted to "share" with her followers. And Kody? Well, his was a retweet also.

But most troubling has been Christine. Ever since the telecast of her walking out of the interview on the Tell All episode, she has kept a very low twitter profile. She has even stopped tweeting pictures of sweet Truely.


Oh Lord, don't tell me these people have migrated to....INSTAGRAM!!!????!!!!   NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

While we ponder that possibility, let's check out what the other Browns (and their fellow Polygamists) have been up to this week on SOCIAL MEDIA!


Looks like the same old same old with Meri.

Here's her obligatory tweet featuring her favorite friend who just happens to be her daughter, Mariah. Looks like they checked out "Old Faithful" in Wyoming...

Oh, and of course, tweeting about MSWC that now has a twitter account all it's own...

So that makes 600 or so followers now. Strange, considering Meri has EIGHTY TWO THOUSAND followers, and MSWC is the family moneymaker (supposedly), why hasn't Kody (CEO) and Robyn (MSWC entrepreneur who handed her business authority over to her husband whose previous businesses were flops) encouraged ALL the Browns (including themselves)  to tweet this in order to increase those MSWC followers?

I mean, if each of Meri's followers were to spend just $1.00, that would be $82,000 !! Enough to pay for a month's worth of trips to Disneyland, food for Kody's four families, mortgage payments or one McMansion's summer utility bill for one month.

Just another example of lost opportunities, I suppose...

But that doesn't mean Meri and Mariah can't have fun. Looks like they attended a party for a departing crew member...No, that isn't a McMansion backyard (with a pool) unless someone replaced their stucco exterior with a totally hideous pseudo Western design exterior that simply screams Wyoming tourist trap restaurant...
Thank goodness Mariah was still upholding the "Modest is Hottest" Brown Family platform for dressing appropriately in mixed company. Nothing like wet clothes to show off those womanly curves, right Mariah?

And even though Robyn, Kody and Christine are missing in action, Meri's always there to step in as bonus mom! Look, she's even included Robyn's nanny!



On the Kody front, looks like he did carry on a short convo with his coach pal, who got all wet at SeaWorld...Totally lame if you ask me (and I know you want to ask, I can tell).




Wow, aren't those two just a couple of jokesters?

And here's Aspyn getting philosophical on us...or maybe trying to explain the absence of Kody, Christine and Robyn posting anything interesting on Twitter...



While Meri and  the "girls" were partying on their road trip, Hunter has been visiting colleges...and deep sea fishing?





and I wonder who Hunter is referring to...naw, couldn't be daddy dearest could it?



Looks like Janelle is keeping to her exercise and diet regime. But mashed cauliflower? YUCK!!!








Wait!!! Looks like Christine took time to tweet to a fan, but alas,  no pictures of Truely...



And of course, hyping the sale going on at MSWC. What a good marketing executive she is. But wouldn't it be more effective to also tweet how she's now following MSWC so her followers will follow? Oh well, Rome wasn't built in a day...



Talking about the sale, isn't it interesting the high price MSWC junkola is 20% off. Could budding entrepreneur Robyn actually be following the advice from the latest entrepreneur blog she retweeted ?



On the Papa Joe Darger and Family twitter front, sounds like there's a downside to having a super sized polygamist family...


Too bad the Dargers didn't go into detail what this was about...

Well, that's all for now.

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Sunday, August 3, 2014

UPDATED 8/7/14!! Off Topic Sunday for 8/3/14 Including Weekend Oddities, Updates and Tweets this Week

Hi. I'm Joe Darger, and you're not...



Now here's an interesting tweet from Papa Joe Darger...


Hmmm...Gee Papa Joe, at least you could have given us more details what the Sunstone Symposium was about, and why you would be leading a panel. Oh, and if there will be a transcript available later.

Anyway, I let my fingers do the hashtag searching on twitter and I found some information about the Sunstone Symposium. To be brief, it's an annual meeting that discusses LDS issues. This year, it seems Mormon feminists are finding their voices and demonstrating for equal Mormon priesthood rights.  Unfortunately, these "uppity" females are not tolerated well and run the risk of getting a swift excommunication boot in the posterior if they are too vocal about it. OUCH!

So I can see how polygamy, which is another way of men subjugating women, ( HEAR ME NATHANEAL "let's take our first bite of food at the same time" RICHARD????) just isn't as interesting as having hundreds of female Mormons following the Big Love storyline of Barb Henrickson seeking ordination as priesthood holder and literally storming the Temple's gate....so to speak.

Read more about that issue here:

Mormon feminists discuss tone and the patriarchy


A side note. An observation I found interesting from panelist Nancy Ross:

"Mormon women often use an infantilizing way of speaking in public — adopting a so-called Primary voice that is most often associated with children — even when addressing adults and mature topics. "

Sounds familiar, doesn't it, Christine Brown?

Here's more information on this year's Sunstone Symposium...

Mormon Reformers behind the ‘Zion Curtain’ Refuse To Be Silenced


On a more cheerful note, The Dargers (well, grandmama Alina)  welcomed their 3rd grandchild...


Post by The Darger Family.


And on the subject of the Dargers, ThePrinciple Blog had an interesting posting on yet another Kunz/Kelsch/Darger family wreath discussion:

Kunz/Kelsch question


It appears Brady and Wives are still in the midst of filming their second season, which hopefully will premiere sometime in September.

Post by Brady and Wives.

Seems they are trying hard to keep the focus off their bankruptcy. For example, they had a post asking their audience what they're doing with family this summer...

Post by Brady and Wives.

And of course, the obligatory picture of a plural wife (this time Rosemary) with a "mystery man"...most likely a member of the crew...

Post by Brady and Wives.


Last, we have The Browns. Who I think are trying to snub me by not tweeting a damn thing of worth this week. C'mon Janelle, tweeting song titles as answers to fan's questions? Well, at least she tried something different.

That's OK...I WILL find something to write about, trust me!

Do you know My Sister Wife's Closet now has it's own twitter account? Since July 11, it appears. But  I'm failing to understand the Entrepreneurs' retweets. Shouldn't they be tweeting about My Sister Wife's Closet merchandise and what's on sale? Or maybe "Hey guys, the server's UP so click this link and buy buy BUY our junk!!"

Just file this one under "Still Clueless"

(Built on friendship until one party owes the other party a lot of money!)

Hopefully, this twitter account will take over all those insipid VLL tweets that cluttered Meri's twitter timeline for most of the year.




Just for the heck of it, I'm now following MSWC twitter, but ....

Up pops Mariah's twitter as a follow suggestion. Now I've made a personal choice NOT to follow the Brown Teens, but occasionally I will take a peek or two. And I've adored Maddie's tweets this summer.

While perusing Mariah's tweet patter, I found one that really perturbed me for some reason.

It seems she's too high and mighty to allow the unknown peoples, AKA the dredges of ghetto society to follow her on instagram. Funny, that her other more popular siblings don't seem to have a problem with people following them.

Do you think maybe that's why they are popular?

I'm hoping some day Mariah will gain some intrapersonal skills, but I'm not going to hold my breath. Sheesh, it's not like you have to marry the people that follow you!


Really Off Topic...Remembering Ashlee Holmes from Real Housewives of New Jersey

Since we are talking about reality Diva Daughters from Hell, here's thanks to Amused who remembered the name of the original rDDfH, Ashlee Holmes.

This girl actually makes Mariah's slightly skewed outlook (she's just your average tv star, you know) seem normal. Nah, nothing can beat the outrageousness of Ashlee...NOTHING!

Here's a sample of what gossip rags think about her...

Ashlee Holmes Claims She Quit Real Housewives of New Jersey; Calls The Show A “Hot Mess”!



Still Off Topic... Ramona Singer of RHoNY calling it QUITS with hubby Mario!!

Okay, who didn't see this train wreck coming?

Ramona "Crazy Eyes" Singer has announced her split with husband Mario over Twitter, of all things. Wait, let me rephrase that, Ramona announced via twitter her breakup with hubby Mario. There, that sounds better...



I don't know about you, but I suffered through Part 2 of the RHoNY reunion show where Ramona refused to answer dear, sweet Andy Cohen's question whether her friends were supportive when she was having problems with Mario and his roving eyes earlier in this year.


Now it makes sense why she kept telling Andy to BACKOFF!!





To get back on topic for my living room, I wonder if Ramona ever considered bringing on Mario's girlfriends as sisterwives?

Frankly, I have a feeling Ramona would rip that sisterwife to shreds...and Mario too!


And that's that for now!





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