Now that Thanksgiving Day has come and gone and the Christmas season is now upon us, I bet you all are wondering how the Brown's spent their Thanksgiving week, aren't you?
Well, let me tell you, you won't be disappointed.
I must say, though, that the Browns buying those four McMansions, each with it's own cavernous great room, makes seating a collective family of 21 family members (well 22 if you count the youthful Master Solomon) and assorted other family members and guests that much easier.
For goodness sakes, it looks like you could land a 747 on that table. But I'm left wondering why they chose to hold their first cul-de-sac Thanksgiving inside, instead of outside?
Enough wondering! Let's get to it, shall we?
Looks like Janelle knows how to spend Thanksgiving with her family unit, just like the rest of us!
Cooking with family and watching parade. Thanksgiving traditions don't get much better than this for me. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) November 28, 2013
Even Christine describes for us what makes for a happy Thanksgiving for her:
Wow, just watched the only male clogging group in the world on the Macy's parade. Love this parade!
— Christine Brown (@rosecolored6) November 28, 2013
Yeah, I can understand Christine's enthusiasm for the male cloggers. Can you just imagine Kody klogging his way from one McMansion to the next, with his Kodettes, klogging in place, waiting patiently for their turn at him? You know, once the TLC gig ends, Kody and his Klogging Kodettes could work as klogging greeters at a Vegas hotel. But to be truthful, if I saw that motley krew klogging away in front of a hotel, I'd ask my driver to just keep driving, while I take candid photos of the finally working Brown klan. That should be worth something on Ebay, right?
But I digress...
I suppose to prove that a) he spends quality time with Hunter and b) he even grocery shops like every other husband on Thanksgiving Eve, Kody tweeted this:
I went to wrestling practice with Hunter and haven't finished my "honey do" shopping list for Thanksgiving. Any other last minute shoppers?
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) November 28, 2013
Now am I the only one out in the real world that wonders why he didn't use the plural 'lists' so that cynics like me wouldn't think the list only came from one of his wives? But it appears that at least 2 other of Kody's Kodettes prepared part of their Thanksgiving feast.
Meri tweeted:
It's midnight and I have everything prepped for tomorrow. Throw it all in the oven, make mashed potatoes & gravy, and we're good!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) November 28, 2013
And the wonderful and pure Robyn had to one up her sisterwives that her recipes were not only secret, they were smelly, too:
I love cooking secret family recipes for Thanksgiving. It brings back a lot of memories. :) My house smells so good!
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) November 28, 2013
Of course, Robyn has to show off her recently found business acumen. Which might explain why she's often a day late and a dollar short when it comes to her holiday offerings in that "retail business" that she owns:
Even as a retail business owner I think that Black Friday should not begin until Thanksgiving day is over. Like the next day over.
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) November 28, 2013
Well, you got to hand it to old Robyn; it didn't take long for her to drive home the fact that the online store was her idea and belongs to her. I would think, however, she would have been smart enough not to alienate her "sister wives". At least not on twitter...
So what did that long table look like?
From Janelle, we get a glimpse of how long the table was, and how BIG the Great Room of one of the McMansions is:
Our Thanksgiving table -getting ready to all sit down together. Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours! pic.twitter.com/Q77asjHRg0
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) November 28, 2013
Of course, Kody provided a pic of mostly everyone seated at his table:
Thanksgiving at the Brown homes today. I thank God for THIS family....my favorite blessing. Blessings to ALL! pic.twitter.com/164EjFlMix
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) November 28, 2013
I was impressed...but I'm sure other reality show families (well, maybe not that Baby Hoo Haw family) could give the Browns a run for their reality show money. Wait a minute, something is missing from this table (besides a couple of kids). WHERE'S THE GREEN COOLAID DRINK???? Or has it been replaced by the more 'natural' color orange drink?
And why does Logan look like he's channeling Zoolander?
And finally, let's not forget that Kody is a 'salesman'. See how he implores the customers of his mother's caramels to buy more and more!
"@bosha000: Just received my Caramel's & they are delicious. I'm not sharing!! Buy more & share! @rosecolored6 @JanelleBrown117 @MeriBrown1"
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) November 28, 2013
That's all for now, and remember...
I Scour the Internet, so YOU don't Have to !!!